Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a magic stick

After being punctured by Yan Qing's words, Lu Bu was stunned.

Even if Lu Bu didn't admit it, Yan Qing, who pinched his cheeks, could easily feel the stiffness at that moment, and knew the answer represented by this reaction.

To be honest, compared with the displeasure of being wronged and suspected of being wronged by such a stupid jealousy, he was more dumbfounded and slightly sad.

How much does Lu Bu worry about gains and losses?

He silently let go of the fingers that were twisting the thin layer of flesh, took a step back, took off the towel hanging on the screen, and casually threw it on the stunned Lu Bu's head. What are you soaking in? Do you want to catch the cold?"

No matter how dull Lu Bu was, he could vaguely detect something through Yan Qing's calm and ordinary reaction, and the still barren Li Garden that he just had a hasty glance at.

Could it be that... Those rumors that have been pinched with noses and eyes are actually unbelievable at all?

As soon as this thought came to him, he couldn't help but thumped in his heart, and his expression changed unpredictably.

After the wave of relief and ecstasy passed, there was only a faint feeling of imminent disaster, and cold sweat broke out.

Yan Qing had already brought back the clean clothes he had put on the bed, seeing that Lu Bu was still maintaining the posture he had left, like a statue contemplating life, she couldn't help frowning: "Lu--feng-first! "

"Here!"

The reaction of the body is faster than the rotation of the brain.

As soon as Yan Qing raised his tone, Lu Bu couldn't care less about his thousands of thoughts, got up from the half-cooled wooden barrel, and collapsed in big strides.

Seeing him walking the bird freely, Yan Qing couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth: "Hurry up and change your clothes!"

Lu Bu hurriedly agreed, not daring to let Yan Qingyu condescend to hold the clothes for him again, took them all at once, and put them on his body.

It's been a long time in the army, and it's super easy to tidy up yourself. Except for the thick dark circles under the eyes due to long-term lack of sleep, Lu Bu, who has been washed clean and put on brand-new uniforms, has recovered Yanqing's heart. The majestic hair.

Yan Qing looked carefully at his lover whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously.

But before Lu Bu lowered his head to look over, he immediately suppressed his smile, squinted his eyes with a tinge of frost between his brows, and ordered in a cold voice that Lu Bu, who was in a state of anxiety, couldn't distinguish the calmness of his anger at all. : "Who did you listen to and what did you misunderstand? Tell me clearly."

Yan Qing casually lay sideways on the bamboo couch for a small rest, with one leg stretched flat and the other bent, stepping obliquely on the mat, with one hand supporting the absent-minded side of her head, and the other randomly took a string and placed it on the bed. Slowly put the seasonal fruits on the table into your mouth one by one.

He unconsciously learned this posture from Guo Jia—it is used in informal occasions, and it is really comfortable to do without etiquette.

In Lu Bu's eyes, this posture is both coquettish and lazy, with a charming look that is hard to see on weekdays, but it also opens up a forceful aura...

He stumbled inadvertently, then coughed lightly, his eyes wandered, and he changed his sitting position uncomfortably.

Yan Qing urged: "Speak."

Lu Bu didn't dare to hide anything, and explained all the rumors he heard in the market and his interpretation of the letter in detail.

After listening to the first half, Yan Qing only occasionally raised his eyebrows noncommittally, nodded, and signaled Lu Bu to continue. After listening to the second half, he couldn't help showing a little bit of astonishment, holding a yellow apricot in his hand, Also slipped away quietly.

"Do you think," Yan Qing even forgot to pretend to be angry, and said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "I ordered you to come back slowly, maybe it was to take the opportunity to get married, and I was afraid that you would cause trouble, so I used a trick to slow down the army?"

Lu Bu lowered his head lower and acquiesced.

Yan Qing never dreamed that the love poem that was talked about by later generations could be interpreted in such a crooked direction by his own idiot—even if it came from the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, it is impossible at this time Some people have read it, but as long as someone who has a little poetry in his belly reads it in combination with the situation, it is impossible not to understand the implicit affection and romance contained in it.

Yan Qing suppressed a smile, rubbed Lu Bu's still wet head, and said without sincerity: "Next time I write, I will focus on simple and easy-to-understand ones. But you have to learn this lesson," he straightened his face, and said in a deep voice He said: "Rumors in the market can sometimes shake the morale of the army. Can't you check it yourself before getting angry?"

"Not again."

Lu Bu said in a low voice, as obedient as a big cat, Ren Yanqing rumpled his hair, which he had brushed several times hastily, and was a little worried after all, so he couldn't help probing: "The matter of the phoenix wisp...is purely Myth?"

Yan Qing's subordinates kept moving, and said lightly: "That's true, and it's the news I released on purpose."

Yan Qing, as an upstart with a high position and weight, a large number of soldiers, and a reputation all over the world, is almost everyone's dream marriage partner.

Even those high-ranking clansmen who are still dismissive of him, as long as he is willing to take the initiative to show his kindness and show some intention of getting married, he can easily break the ice of restraint, and the current empty Liyuan will have to be suppressed in an instant. stuffed.

Since he didn't hesitate to use a non-existent 'fairy' as a shield, he wanted to maximize her usefulness and completely dispel other people's idea of ​​accepting him as a son-in-law.

It is also the blessing of his repeated "immortal magic", which leads to the fact that, except for some "peers" who dismiss this, they will suspect that he is a big lie made up to avoid getting married. There are only a very small number of people. There is no evidence to support this suspicion.

There are even some vagabonds who expressed great sympathy for Yan Qing, a newlywed who had to be separated from his fairy wife for many years.

Speaking of the direct impact of this big lie, Guo Jia, a bachelor with the same prominent status, shared most of the firepower and suffered a disaster.

However, Guo Jia handled it like a fish in water, with ease, and at the same time extorted some ancient books from him as compensation.

Yan Qing narrowed her eyes slightly, and looked at Lu Bu with a malicious look on her face, "After you come back, you must be able to share a part or two with Feng Xiao."

Lu Bu: "..."

Seeing that Lu Bu, a fool, hadn't recovered, Yan Qing sighed angrily, and calmed down a bit by saying in her heart, "If the authorities are obsessed, care will lead to chaos."

He let go of the messy top of his hair, sat up slightly, leaned forward, quickly covered the cold thin lips, and dropped a superficial kiss.

Lu Bu's breathing was stagnated following this unexpected light attack, but he still didn't respond, he just followed Yan Qing who was slowly withdrawing with his eyeballs.

Yan Qing smiled: "Lu Fengxian, Lu Fengxian, you really didn't realize that the culprit who made you jealous, that fairy Fenglu, is yourself?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

"!!!"

Lu Bu's tiger eyes were wide open, and his mouth was also opened wide and wide in a foolish way.

Yan Qing looked at his clumsy appearance in boredom, had nothing to do, even peeled an apricot that looked very sour, and threw it accurately into the wide open mouth.

With a click, Lu Bu closed his mouth reflexively.

Yan Qing: Pfft.

Lu Bu was obviously still immersed in his own thoughts, and didn't notice Yan Qing's sinister intentions. He chewed it unconsciously, and immediately wrinkled his face with sourness, and spat it out with a whimper.

Yan Qing blinked innocently, and asked knowingly, "Is it delicious?"

It's just that the saying "extreme joy begets sorrow" makes sense after all.

As soon as the words fell, he was stunned by Lu Bu who had just swallowed the apricot whole and made him laugh, and a hungry tiger with incomparable precision came and pushed him down on the couch in one fell swoop.

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Three hours passed in the blink of an eye, and when the sky was getting dark, Guo Jia stepped in briskly from the outside with a strong aroma that obviously did not belong to him, and two exquisite wine jars in his hand. door.

As he walked towards the inner hall with ease, he carefully handed over the wine jar to the steward who followed him, and ordered: "For dinner, we need more meat and vegetables, triple the portion, and prepare some good wine."

As for the celebration banquet for the soldiers, Yan Qing has agreed to move it to three days later, after they go home and reunite with their relatives, it will be held before they gather again.

However, Lu Bu, who was very popular in front of Yan Qing and recognized as the most trusted military officer, returned from a big victory, and there must be a small banquet to celebrate.

The steward had long been accustomed to obeying Guo Jia's orders, and after taking the orders away, Guo Jia quickened his pace with a smile and went to the brightly lit inner hall.

Because he came very early, most of the people had not finished their official duties, only a few people came in the banquet hall, and they were all faces he knew so well.

Without squinting, Guo Jia went straight to the seat closest to the seat on the right where the lord was sitting, and said with a bright smile, "General Lu, don't come here without any problems!"

Lu Bu was over excited before, and there was a long drought, so he couldn't help it, so he overdid it, causing Yan Qing to eat another peach, and he didn't give him a good look at the moment.

He was trying to curry favor with Yan Qing without any trace, when suddenly he was named by a familiar and frivolous voice, and when he raised his eyes to see the face of the visitor, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, it should be impeccable: "Guo Biejia's demeanor is even better than before. gone."

It has been a long time since he returned to Qiao County, which he considers his "home", and he resolved the big misunderstanding that weighed on his heart, and even ate his daughter-in-law, whom he had been thinking about day and night... Lu Bu's mood at this moment is not to mention walking in the clouds, It can also be called the warmth of spring and the flowers blooming.

When you are in a good mood, everyone is pleasing to the eye.

Although Yan Qing didn't feel any real discomfort, the psychological effect was still strong. As soon as Lu Bu got close, he couldn't help but think of the incident of being tossed and tossed by this over-excited animal just now, but Lu Bu couldn't stop moving towards him. Damn, lying low and being a small one made him harden his heart, but it was also hard for him to recover his complexion.

After Guo Jia saluted Yan Qing with a smile, she was about to sit down when she suddenly gasped and asked in surprise, "Didn't my lord just take a bath this morning? Why did you change your body again?"

Lu Bu: "..."

He still had a decent smile on his face, but his invisible hands were clenched into fists, clenched and rattling, and many memories about how hateful the person in front of him was in the past suddenly surfaced.

——What a Guo Fengxiao, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!