Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a magic stick

Yan Qing gradually realized that although Lu Bu often admits his mistakes readily, he is not ambiguous at all when he reverts to his old ways.

As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. What's more troublesome is that after getting along with him for a long time, Lu Bu has somewhat figured out his temper and bottom line, and he will become more and more cunning and run away.

For example, this time, before he entered the palace to repair Liu Kang, he made a special trip to write letters to Lu Bu and Guo Jia who might come to the mansion to look for him at any time, saying that he had something important to discuss with His Majesty, and he would not be able to come out for a while. , Tell them to stay calm.

In the end, Guo Jia stabilized, but Lu Bu couldn't feel relieved, so he found it in a daze.

Yan Qing originally wanted to teach him a lesson about disobedience, but after careful consideration, he realized that it was not that simple.

Don't say that Lu Bu was out of worry, out of sheer good intentions, but in terms of execution alone, he was cautious enough - knowing that he was hiding outside, he didn't let the guards in the palace spy on his whereabouts; and he came only after completing the official duties assigned to him , It can't be called a delay in business; in the end, I did receive him, and with unprecedented care, I got a glimpse of one of his secrets.

The situation of being provoked so clearly that there is anger in my heart, but there is no reason to bring it up, is happening more and more frequently.

Yan Qing looked at the other party's rapid progress, and his mood was very complicated: I really didn't know whether to be happy for Lu Bu, or to lament that he was too careless and was fooled.

And when he really wanted to punish Lu Bu, he was also extremely difficult.

If it is serious, it will hurt feelings, and he can't do it; if it is light, it will have no effect at all, and it will not be a lesson.

Who would have thought that this moment of whim would lead him to find a coup.

Seeing Lu Bu's languid and battered look, Yan Qing was not only surprised, but also became playful in a rare way.

So starting from this night, Lu Bu's nightmare began.

Since the avatar is no secret in Lu Bu's eyes, Yan Qing no longer has any scruples when using it.

On the one hand, it was to punish Lu Bu for pretending to be ignorant all the time, and on the other hand, he had a rare leisure time. His long-repressed nature had a bad taste, so he caught Lu Bu and bullied him.

Lu Bu always felt good about himself, but now he was so disgusted by his own face that he could only dejectedly beg his lover, who was in high spirits, not to be like him again.

Yan Qing's mouth should be straightforward, and it is true that he has not changed into his appearance again, but the next day he directly turned into an even more hateful Guo Jia, and deliberately lying on the couch with one leg raised lazily, the corners of his lips Hook it up, like a smile but not a smile.

While imitating the prodigal son's previous unrestrained behavior to ten percent, at the same time winking at him whose face turned blue...

Seeing Lu Buna and Swallowing Flies Alive, reluctant to leave, and extremely entangled, Yan Qing was overjoyed, and new ideas emerged more and more after tossing.

Lu Bu's reaction was really funny!

In the eyes of his colleagues who didn't know, Yan Sikong summoned General Lu to talk almost every night, and kept the two of them sleeping together, and they could faintly hear laughter in the tent.

Lu Bu was very worried, especially when he was unconscious in the second half of the night, half-opened and half-closed his eyes and trying to grab the lord into his arms, but he touched a big and thick Dian Wei...

The whole spirit is about to wilt at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He is naturally very clear that his irresistible resistance and disgust are the key to making the protagonist happy.

If he can treat it calmly and respond in a mediocre way, the protagonist will feel dull and boring, so he will not continue.

The reason is this, but he couldn't restrain his instinct.

Even knowing that what is hidden inside is the lord whom he has always been thinking about and admires so much, but is just wearing a disgusting skin, he still can't control his face twitching.

Becoming Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Gao Shun, Zhang Liao, Sun Jian, etc. is actually pretty brisk. Yan Qing probably saw this from his reaction, and then turned into Wang Yun and his goddamn adopted daughter Diao Not to mention Pi'er's appearance, he deliberately approached him.

Every time it really made his hair stand on end, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He just wished he could cover his eyes, turn his head and run, how could he pretend to be calm?

If you really like to change, why not just a small and cute gray bird or something?

Lü Bu sat alone on a mountain depression full of melancholy, and instead of clinging to Yan Qing, he touched the pendant with a small sparrow feather hidden on the chain, and sighed.

Of course, it's better to leave nothing unchanged and just do that intimate thing as it is...

Lu Bu sighed deeply.

Why is the protagonist always shy and shy and unwilling to get too close to him with his real appearance, but when he changes his appearance, he becomes enthusiastic?

He couldn't figure it out, so he picked up a branch and wrote and drew on the half-wet mud floor, with a lot of thoughts in his mind.

When Gao Shun came to find him, he saw him writing on the mud floor intently.

"Why is General Lu here?"

After identifying the person, Lu Bu's ears trembled, his back was still turned to him, and he stood up absent-mindedly. His big feet in military shoes rolled over the ground he had written just now, and he asked unhurriedly: " What's up?"

Gao Shun's expression was a bit strange: "Your fairy peach tree..."

Hearing that there was something wrong with the baby peach tree, Lu Bu's lazy eyes changed instantly, and he frowned and said, "Say!"

Gao Shun said: "There is a peach that is about ripe and fell off."

Lu Bu's face suddenly changed, and without any nonsense, he ran towards the place where he temporarily planted peach trees.

Due to the rush these days, the place where they are currently camping is very close to Zhongmu County. Although Yan Qing did not want to cause a sensation and did not allow the local county magistrate to welcome them, the news leaked out among the congregation. Many people came in groups, offered flowers and fruits near the camp and ran away.

Anyway, it didn't cause any hindrance, and it wasn't a very valuable thing. While Yan Qing felt deeply helpless about the enthusiasm of the congregants for him, an incompetent leader, he still ordered his subordinates to accept this wish.

Of course, it is necessary to distribute these 'offerings' only after it is confirmed that they are non-toxic and that no one with evil intentions has fished in troubled waters.

Not being able to see Yan Qing and Guo Hufa himself, and not daring to see the vicious Lu Hufa, this fairy peach tree, which was displaced with the army but always full of vitality, became the object of favor.

Lu Bu had been on guard for a long time. When setting up the camp, he personally erected a simple fence on the side, and sent a soldier who watched Kong Wu's strength to guard it.

They couldn't get close, so they threw bouquets from afar, and paid their respects along the way.

Surrounded by mahogany trees in the middle, the beautiful flowers outside are quite interesting.

As a result, one of the bouquets was not well aimed today, and it was thrown a little higher. Unfortunately, it hit the plump, plump pink peach that was hanging heavily on the branch and had been about to fall for several months.

Just listening to a soft "poof", it fell from the branch gracefully, and rolled on the ground a few times before stopping.

Not to mention the instigator was dumbfounded now, even the guards who watched dumbfounded felt a buzzing sound in their brains, and felt that the sky was collapsing in front of them, and they were about to die.

It is obvious to all that Lu Bu valued this peach tree bestowed by the lord on weekdays, and it took him a few months to hope that the fruit would ripen. Now, now...

It's over!

Lu Bu blew in front of the peach tree like a gust of wind, no one cared about him, and ignored the culprit kneeling down to plead guilty, just staring at the peach lying quietly on the ground, holding it up with trembling hands stand up.

"Fengxian?"

Although Yan Qing did not witness it with his own eyes, it is not difficult to judge the specific process.

After being slightly startled, he carefully asked, "What are you holding?"

He was wondering just now if he had gotten carried away recently and bullied Lu Bu too much, causing him to change his usual clingy state.

It really is too much.

Yan Qing couldn't help feeling guilty, and while preparing to restrain herself, she put down her body and went to find Lu Bu actively, wanting to talk, but unexpectedly, she saw a scene where Lu Bu seemed to have lost his soul.

Lu Bu woke up suddenly, subconsciously stood up straight, faced Yan Qing, put the peach with a slightly dirty side in his palm, and handed it out with a little hesitation.

Yan Qing seemed to have forgotten that she was slightly obsessed with cleanliness, and took it without disdain, and said with a smile: "You really gave it to me?"

Lu Bu valued the peach tree and how much effort he had poured into it, but everyone in the army knew it clearly.

In the end, Guo Jia was right - Lu Bu would definitely dedicate the first fruit, which he cherished like an eyeball, to Yan Qing.

Lu Bu nodded suddenly, feeling lost: "Unfortunately, it's dirty..."

Yan Qing waved at him: "Come closer."

Lu Bu's head was full of question marks, but he followed his advice.

Yan Qing unceremoniously grabbed a corner of his shirt, wiped it where it was dirty, took out the handkerchief in his sleeve, and wiped it carefully again.

Lu Bu: "..."

Yan Qing wiped it clean before peeling it with his hands. He peeled it cleanly and beautifully, and soon revealed the crystal clear flesh. Then he smiled and took it to his mouth, and bit it in front of Lu Bu. a mouthful.

"good."

Yan Qing nodded, and after taking a few more bites, he stuffed the remaining half of the peach into Lu Bu's mouth, met the pair of tiger eyes that widened suddenly, and said with a smile: "Good thing, remember to be alone in the future half."

It's a pity that he has no trauma at the moment, and he doesn't feel tired. I don't know if this peach has the same effect as the peach card in his hand.

Without waiting for Lu Bu's response, he leaned close to Lu Bu's ear and quickly added: "I won't play tricks on you like that anymore, don't worry."

Lu Bu: "!"

Yan Qing unobtrusively glanced at the two men who caused the trouble, who were stunned, and waited for them to run away knowingly, then wiped the juice-stained fingertips with the other side of the handkerchief, and then applied Shi ran to scoop up water to wash away.

Lu Bu also maintained this rather funny posture and expression for a while, holding a big peach that had been bitten several times in his mouth, as if he hadn't seen the sweet juice dripping down his chin.

After a while, he stretched out his hand slowly, while staring deeply at the back of Yan Qing who refused the help of the soldiers and leaned over to scoop up water and wash his hands, he slowly opened his mouth, expressionless, and suddenly bit go down.

Juice splashes.

For some unknown reason, the surrounding soldiers watched their hearts carefully, and did not dare to breathe. They just listened to General Lu majesticly slamming that precious fairy peach, and they ate it up in the blink of an eye.