Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a magic stick

When Yan Qing sent someone to recruit, Guo Jia was eating in the tent, upon hearing the news, he didn't care to eat the remaining half of the pancake, he just wiped the pancake powder from the corner of his mouth with a wet handkerchief, and then got up and rushed over.

When he arrived, Yan Qing had just coaxed the awkward Lv Bu for a long time, but he still had lingering fears.

Seeing him coming so fast, he couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he patted the thick mat in front of him, motioning for him to sit down quickly.

Guo Jia raised his eyebrows. After sitting down cross-legged, he saw that there was still a bowl of untouched soup on the desk, so he picked it up and drank it unceremoniously: "It tastes good."

Yan Qing said: "It's so kind. It's specially reserved for you."

Guo Jia was slightly surprised: "My lord treats my ministers so carefully and thoughtfully, Jia deserves to be ashamed."

Yan Qing smiled, and looked him up and down lovingly: "I used to always worry that you would not be nourished, even if there were good nourishing things, I didn't dare to give them to you. Now you exercise very diligently, and you are no longer as weak as before. Of course You can use more supplements to support your health.”

It is not difficult to see the comfort and kindness in the corners of Yan Qing's eyes and eyebrows. Guo Jia's eyelids twitched suddenly, and he looked at the bottom of the bowl with a little bit of weird soup residue, and he felt a little regretful.

He tentatively asked, "Where can this man who marches and fights get supplements?"

Yan Qing did not forget to give Lu Bu a sense of presence: "Thanks to Fengxian. When he set up the village to clear the wilderness, he stopped by to sweep a wave of prey in the forest, common wild animals, and improved the food for the soldiers. It happened that there was a head The big tiger came to the door, needless to say the meat, the tiger's skin was completely stripped, and I was going to save it for him to make a new cloak; Part of it is for cooking soup and part of it is for brewing wine, and it’s only for you.”

It's not good to make up too much at one time, so as not to cause nosebleeds, just take your time.

Guo Jia: "..."

He felt that he had to make a solemn statement.

Although I am not like Lu Er's stupid son Sun Damang who can knock down dozens of people, but after running around for such a period of time, it is no longer what it used to be. Whip to mend?

Yan Qing adheres to the idea of ​​leaving good things to the most suitable people, so it is rare to be ignorant of such good things.Guo Jia, the clinker, didn't appreciate it, and gave it up justly.

Why don't you need it?

Yan Qing glanced disapprovingly at Guo Jia's waist.

Tiger penis has the effect of warming the kidneys and strengthening yang, nourishing the essence and tonifying the marrow. Guo Jia is an out-and-out romantic ghost.

Once Yan Qing has made up his mind, no one can change it. Guo Jia tried hard at it. At first, he wanted to perfunctory, but failed, so he simply grabbed the opponent's hand and held it in the palm of his hand. His eyes sparkled and he said: "I have a plan, and ask Feng Xiao to help with the staff."

Guo Jia knew that he was changing the subject, but he had no choice but to sigh: "My lord, please tell me."

Yan Qing said: "If Li Jue is really like Xu Rong, who resolutely abandons the dark and turns to the bright, that's fine, but he hesitates, he doesn't know how to hide the traitor, even if it's out of expediency, I still don't want to recruit him. Now Xu Rong defected and surrendered to me, Zhuo's army must be shaken, and there will be a wave of internal investigations, so why not add to their chaos by adding collaborating documents to the accounts of Li Jue, Guo Si, Fan Chou and others, calling Dong Zhuo all the soldiers?"

Yan Qing didn't expect how many people Dong Zhuo would rather kill by mistake than let go, so many people could be forced to rebel. He simply put the pressure on Li Jue.

From the perspective of others, these collaborating documents are strange, and the authenticity is really uncertain. As long as these generals in confidential positions are frank and honest, let others investigate, and be innocent, Dong Zhuo will not be stingy no matter how much he messes up. Just before the battle, he was suspicious and killed the general.

But Li Jue has a ghost in his heart.

As soon as he heard that Yan Qing had secretly instigated so many people, these people were still calm, and they might have the same calculations as him. Out of a competitive mentality, he somewhat gained confidence and began to feel anxious.

If Dong Zhuo sent someone to investigate and persecute him again, he might think that the news had leaked out, and he might be controlled. It would not be surprising if the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry and could do anything.

Guo Jia pondered for a while, and the corners of his lips rose slightly: "My lord's plan, in Yijia's opinion, is completely ingenious."

Yan Qing was overwhelmed with joy, and couldn't help but hugged him in his arms, then sighed and said with a smile: "I am really flattered to be able to get the word 'ingenious' from a wizard."

When Yan Qing said this, she really meant it sincerely.

If it were someone else, Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao, who were highly praised in history as "talent and strategy, the world's strange man", would seriously praise a clever trick, which is no different from calling Lu Bu or Xiang Yu to praise his martial arts skills , don't get excited.

It's a pity that under the circumstances, Guo Jia couldn't understand Yan Qing's happiness at all.

Suddenly being hugged into Yan Qing's arms, he was puzzled, and just rolled his eyes, thinking that the lord was talking stupidly in a daze, and lazily said: "It's not too late, we should take advantage of Xu Rong's surrender to the enemy." Boshang is here, finish this plan quickly."

Yan Qing smiled and said: "Okay, okay, then I will trouble you."

Guo Jia had expected that it would fall on his head, so he only raised his eyebrows and smiled, and readily agreed, got up and said goodbye.

After Yan Qing personally sent him out, he looked at the brightly lit Zhuo Ying from a distance, and in a good mood asked Dian Wei to send someone to inform Lu Bu: "Speak to General Lu, I am ready."

You have to give Lu Daxiu a time to burn incense and take a bath, right?

Yan Qing calmly returned to the tent, Dian Wei scratched his head, decided not to think about the tricks inside, let go of his feet and ran to inform himself.

Lu Bu was in the wounded camp at this time, not only to comfort the wounded soldiers on behalf of the lord, but also to laugh at Sun Jian who was lying listlessly on the couch.

Although Sun Jian was able to get out of the dying state by eating a peach, his injuries were still serious. As the saying goes, he was injured for a hundred days. Even if those injuries were not counted, he had a broken leg, and he would not lie down for a month or two. It is determined that it is not perfect.

Yan Qing knew very well about Sun Jian's restless and belligerent character, but he was also determined to let him learn a lesson, so he directly issued a death order, saying that he would not be allowed to leave without waiting for the battalion commander to agree. This military tent is half a step away.

If you don't want to listen, just tie it up.

Sun Jian didn't know the power of Yan Qing's move at first, but after lying awake for a few days, he felt that his whole body was going moldy.

He was feeling miserable. Seeing Lu Bu coming, he thought that the lord had changed his mind and didn't care about the broken leg. He struggled to get up: "Feng Xian, the lord is—"

Lu Bu looked at him expressionlessly: "Lie down."

Sun Jianrao was extremely anxious to know the answer, so he did as he was told.

Facing the expectant face, Lu Bu stared at him indifferently for a moment, then slightly curled up the corners of his cold lips, revealing an arc of schadenfreude, and mercilessly poured a basin of cold water on his head: "Wen Taiwan, you just concentrate on healing your wounds, you risk your life and forget to die, and the achievements you have made will never be forgotten by the lord."

"As for the war, you don't need to worry about the number of wounds."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Bu, who admired Jiangdong Shanghu's stunned expression enough, patted his butt and left contentedly.

Leaving Sun Jianna, Lu Bu went to take another look at Zhang Ji who had lost his wife and was covered by green clouds without knowing it.

Zhang Ji: "?"

Compared with the tragic situation of these two people, his little depression is even more insignificant.

When Dian Wei found him, Lu Bu had completely recovered his energy. While inspecting the newly built camp majestically, he was thinking about when to go to the lord, and took care of the precious fairy peach tree along the way.

"Understood," Lu Bu said happily after hearing Dian Wei's words, "Bu will be here soon."

Immediately called a few capable deputy officers, explained the matters to be paid attention to tonight, and then hurried back to the tent, spread the new bedding that was incensed yesterday and prepared for tonight on the couch After changing, pass water to take a bath immediately.

After he was refreshed and walked briskly to the main tent where Yan Qing was, he saw the master lying on his back on the mat, holding a document in his hand, his eyes were closed, his face was calm, obviously I was preparing to take a nap in the middle of reviewing official documents, and I didn't want to really fall asleep.

Lu Bu blinked slowly, and his heart skipped a beat.

As he approached slowly, he greedily stared at that handsome, delicate, flawless jade-like face, and this defenseless gesture involuntarily brought back memories of some wanton and intimate little gestures he had just received.

The chest that had been rubbed became hot unknowingly.

When he got close to him, Lu Bu squatted down slowly, his dark pupils reflected the little lord, listening to the gentle breathing, smelling the reassuring faint woody fragrance... he couldn't help being fascinated .

Lu Bu carefully lowered the sound of breathing, for fear of disturbing the lord's sleep.

I was also afraid that if I couldn't restrain my ulterior motives, people would see through them.

He was immersed in a little joy and a little nervousness, and he didn't notice the steady rhythm of Yan Qing's breathing, and there was a little random beat in the middle.

——Yan Qing was actually awake.

No matter how bright the candlelight is, it is no better than modern electric lights. After reading documents for a long time, it is too eye-catching and somewhat tiring.

Besides, after dealing with the urgent affairs, all the anticipation went to Guo Jiana's progress, and he couldn't help but be distracted by Lu Bu, whose behavior became more and more playful.

Half-heartedness is the most taboo in doing things. After he was stunned for a while, he realized that he might not be able to see it.

He didn't force it, and simply lay down and squinted for a while, not only to nourish his spirit, but also to settle his mind.

Unexpectedly, Dianwei was careless and made the mat very thick and comfortable. As he lay down, his eyelids became heavy and his sleepiness became more and more intense.

As a result, Lu Bu came in at this juncture, disrupting the delicate balance of half-dream and half-awake.

The reason why Yan Qing pretended to be asleep was because of the idea of ​​playing a prank.

His plan was to wait for Lu Bu, who thought he was asleep, to tiptoe over, and then jump up suddenly, scaring him hard.

Unexpectedly, Lu Bu's emotional fluctuations were fully exposed by the sound of breathing and footsteps, which made him feel soft, and he didn't know what to do.

In a daze, he missed the best scary period.

Hearing that Lu Bu was getting closer, Yan Qing also became interested, so he just continued to pretend to see what this cute big fool was going to do.

It was too late to say it, he waited with great interest, and felt the light through his eyelids dim suddenly, his lips sank suddenly, and a cold and trembling lip covered him gently.

Yan Qing almost laughed out loud.

I knew that this idiot didn't have any new tricks, as expected, he repeated his old tricks and kissed him secretly again!

However, compared to the last time, Lu Bu, who was full of fragrance, was a little more greedy this time, and it may be that he was courageous because he didn't show up last time and Yan Qing didn't respond this time.

He was not as pious and fearful as before, but after a short pause, he boldly sucked it lightly, poked out his front teeth quietly, and pressed affectionately on the soft lower lip. one click.

Yan Qing was secretly pampering him to play this old trick, but he never dreamed that Lu Bu would do it like this without a teacher.

He was not like Guo Jia, who had experienced many battles. When he was caught off guard, his whole body was shocked like an electric shock, and his eyes opened instantly in reflex.

Lu Bu, whose heart was throbbing, had just tasted the sweetness, when he was caught straight and fell into an ice cave.

Breathing stopped suddenly, the tiger's eyes widened in panic, but the pupils shrunk to the smallest size in panic, and the body froze completely like a piece of wood.

He didn't dare to move, and he didn't know how to move.

Yan Qing: "..."

They've all been caught, so give me some feedback.

After the accident just now, he regained his composure. Seeing that Lu Bu was so frightened that his soul was blown away, leaving only a shell, he couldn't help but sighed inwardly in a funny way.

What an idiot...that's all.

You guys have to take the initiative, Lu Bu has already taken 99 steps, let him take the remaining step.

Lu Bu still looked scared out of his wits, and froze there motionless, just staring at him.

After Yan Qing figured it out, she was too lazy to talk nonsense.

He directly wrapped his left hand around the neck of the other party, and pulled hard towards himself, simply and rudely deepening the kiss, expressing his attitude calmly and calmly.

"......??????!!!"

Lu Bu's soul completely came out of his body, and there was a buzzing sound in his head, which exploded.