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Early in the morning on New Year's Eve, Dong Wuyi was in full swing and quarreled everyone out of the room.He transformed himself into the chief executive, and assigned a series of tasks to the sleepy-eyed people: "Xiao Chu prepares the dishes, the second master writes Spring Festival couplets, and the third master helps post the couplets; as for you..."

He critically looked up and down the Lishi Fairy Official who had barely repaired two-thirds of his body, and pointed to the gate: "Dear, let me know about the mascot or the lucky cat, dear?"

Yao Shaosi pushed his glasses serenely, "Lucky Cat, after all, I have something in common with it."

"Oh, sir, you have become a wanted criminal, do you still have the function of attracting wealth?"

"It's not about making money, it's about being cute."

"..."

Ye Ji, who was interrupted from his "morning exercise", creaked the door very unhappily: "Brother, did someone tell you that you will die if you disturb someone's spring dream, brother."

Dong Wuyi cast a meaningful glance at Bu Fern, who was buttoning up his buttons and walking out: "Dear, has anyone told you that you will die if you ask too much, dear~ You are old, I recommend X Yuan brand Kidney Treasure, it does not contain sugar for treating kidney deficiency, so he is also good for you~"

"..." Ye Ji went berserk in an instant, smashing Dong Wuyi to the first floor with one punch, and loudly announced in the early morning of the New Year's Eve, "My kidneys, healthy kidneys!"

……

When everyone was busy with their work, Chu Xiao, who was squatting in the kitchen cutting vegetables, suddenly raised his head, stared at Dong Wuyi, who was doing nothing, and asked, "Then what are you doing?"

Dong Wuyi brought the Four Treasures of the Study to Bu Fei, and shyly said: "I will add fragrance to the red sleeves of the second master~"

Before he finished speaking, he was thrown three meters away by Ye Ji's neck. Ye Ji's expression was extremely cold: "You fucking use a strong man with a girlish voice to disgust me and my second child, and castrate you!"

Dong Wuyi was in pain, and finally settled down and stopped being a demon.He squatted desolately at the door, like a large bear animal abandoned by a zoo, scratching his chest: "Old Lu..."

Yao Shaosi, who was acting as a beckoning cat at the door while limping to perfect the enchantment, let out a calm hey.

Dong Wuyi suddenly fell silent, and smiled self-deprecatingly: "I'm confused, where did Lao Lu come from, sir, don't care about me and other ordinary people."

Yao Shaosi said nonchalantly: "It's just a title. After I became a heavenly official, no one called me by my real name for a long time. But after working with you, the name Lu He was used a lot."

Dong Wuyi rubbed some shredded tobacco and stuffed it into the mouth of the cigarette: "My lord, I want to interview you. You pretend to be crazy and put us together. Do you usually watch us like watching a monkey show? It's quite fun." Bar."

"No." Yao Shaosi said seriously, "You guys are indeed more interesting than I imagined, but if you want to talk about being stupid," he estimated a little, "The second and third masters are definitely not stupid, right? Ming is not talkative, but his brain is definitely not slow. Excluding a few ignorant young people, the only ones who are really stupid are..."

Dong Wuyi clicked, and knocked his teeth on the pipe: "Okay, you don't need to say it, I know. I am that 24K non-adulterated idiot."

A smile appeared on Yao Shaosi's gentle and delicate face. He limped and sat down next to Dong Wuyi: "You are not stupid, it's just that your life is simpler than them. The second master and the others are walking in this world." For too long, what we see in our eyes and hear in our ears, we can’t catch up with them in our whole life, and we don’t need to catch up. They have magnificent mountains and rivers and thousands of miles of waves; Each has experience."

Dong Wuyi bit his pipe and said nothing, he felt that the person beside him was as strange as if he had never known him before, but what he said was in line with the personality of "Lu He", the teaching director.He was very contradictory, he tapped his head with a pipe, and asked coyly, "Then we two..."

Yao Shaosi smiled and said, "I'm on top."

"..." Dong Wuyi roared, "Fuck your sister!"

Step fern paused with the pen in his hand.

Ye Ji poured some clear water into the inkstone, and sighed: "I think that idiot Dong will be gnawed to the bone by Yao Shaosi sooner or later, and I don't even think about who Yao Shaosi's boss is."

Bu Fei smiled and continued to write the Spring Festival couplets: "Yao Shaosi is not a fool, he knows how to measure. I'm not worried about him and Dong Wuyi, it's just..."

Ye Ji rested his chin and watched him write with his eyebrows lowered. Bu Ying, who was lifting the brush, gradually merged with the second brother in his memory. Ye Ji couldn't get tired of watching him for a long time, "Just what?"

Bu Fei was in a daze for a moment, smiled and shook her head: "It's nothing."

Ye Ji did not persevere in questioning as usual, and the tacit understanding between him and Bu Ying has reached an unprecedented height.Of course, this doesn't mean that he fully understands what this man is thinking, he just knows that Bu Feren will tell him what he wants to tell him, and no one can pry his mouth away what he doesn't want to say.

Even though Sanye Ye tried to tell him something in some passionate moments on the bed with sinister intentions, Bu Fei gritted his teeth and never let go until he fainted from exhaustion.

Sanye Ye rubbed his ink casually, wondering if he should increase the intensity or technique of exercising on the bed?

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After twelve o'clock noon, there was a deafening sound of firecrackers in the community, and some people had already started eating New Year's Eve dinner.It is far away from the urban area, and the sky is high and the emperor is far away. The regulations on burning and discharging are completely ineffective here.The sound of firecrackers started, and sporadic firecrackers sounded from far and near up and down the mountain, adding a bit of lively New Year flavor to this remote suburb.

It is obviously impractical for Chu Xiao to prepare a table of New Year's Eve dinner by himself. After Dong Wuyi scolded Lu He, wrapped in a military coat, he kicked in, picked up a plate of pork ribs and poured them into the oil pan.The golden-fried pork ribs were fragrant, and Ye Ji, who was stuck on the Spring Festival couplets, was greedy. He lowered his head and gnawed on Bu Ying's neck: "Second brother."

Bu Feren was caught off guard by his nibbling, and he raised his eyebrows coldly. After a few seconds, he broke through first, and a gentle smile appeared on his brows and eyes: "Huh?"

Ye Ji looked at him condescendingly, as if he wanted to judge something from his face, but in the end he hooked his lips into a smile, pecked Bu Ying's lips, and said nothing.

Yao Shaosi happened to be wandering over from the backyard with a bunch of firecrackers in his hand. Seeing him ouch, he quickly covered his eyes and hid aside: "Excuse me, excuse me!"

Step Fern: "..."

Yao Shaosi couldn't help but open his fingers, took a peek at the slightly flushed Bu Ying, who was embarrassed, and muttered to himself: "It turns out that the second master is really the one below..." He sighed disappointedly Tone, "This makes my boss who is dedicated to the second master so sad."

"..." The paste in Ye Ji's hand slapped Yao Shaosi all over his face, "Second boy! You heard me! I told you so long ago, that old peacock wants to fuck you. Oh no, I want to be fucked." Fuck it! No matter..."

"Ye Ji!"

……

In the evening, the light snow turned into heavy snow, and the snow on the gravel road at the door was full of footprints.Ye Ji volunteered to take on the heavy responsibility of "the head of the family". He set off the firecrackers at the door despite the heavy snow, and brought a rusty bronze incense burner.Bu Ying lit three sticks of incense sticks that were as thick as index fingers and stuck them in the stove, and said warmly to the boundless wind and snow: "A few incense sticks, to comfort the soul of the homeless."

Dong Wuyi leaned against the door and watched this scene silently. On every New Year's Eve many years ago, Bu Ying would lead the local officials in the Taishan Palace to offer incense to the lonely ghosts wandering in the world.With his head upturned, he blinked hard twice, and handed over a tissue.

Dong Wuyi squinted.

Yao Shaosi smiled with a good temper: "Cry if you want to cry, it is a blessing to be able to cry."

"...Fuck your sister." Dong Wuyi grabbed a tissue and rubbed his eyes vigorously, trying to explain, "I'm so touched! Think about it, if your boss finally comes back after going through all kinds of hardships, he will be able to live happily ever after." Now, are you touched!"

Yao Shaosi thought for a while, then sighed and said, "My boss only knows how to drink and drink, and it's too difficult for him to spend every day."

"..."

Everyone drank too much at the New Year's Eve dinner. After more than half a year of running-in, this strange combination at the table finally reached a high level of integration where they could keep calm and not touch each other after drinking too much.This made Comrade Yao Shaosi, who was barely sober, feel very relieved, so he opened another bottle of beer for Dong Wuyi.

Bu Ying rubbed her reddened eyes, glanced at Dong Wuyi, who was as drunk as mud, and said softly, "She drank a lot."

Yao Shaosi hugged the wine bottle as if disappointed and said: "When you are drunk, don't be disappointed when you have no wine! Come, let's do it first!"

Before Bu Fei could stop it, Yao Shaosi gulped down the wine bottle for himself.

"..." Only then did Bu Feren confirm that the person who looked not drunk was already drunk.

The youngest, Chu Xiao, had an average drinking capacity, but he had the best wine in the room. He had already placed three bottles of beer, half a bottle of red wine, and half a glass of Wuliang X in front of him.At this time, he was seriously counting the wine bottles in front of him, counting one, two, three, four, five, no, again.

After counting back and forth seven or eight times, his expression was finally settled.

Ye Ji suddenly reached out and knocked down the wine bottle: "San'er! What are you doing! Call Master, Master will give you a red envelope!"

Chu Xiao watched in panic as the wine bottles that had finally been counted were dumped on the table in a mess, tears slowly overflowed from his eyes, and he cried out with a "wow".While crying, he picked up the wine bottle and started counting vigorously again.

"..." Bu Fei resisted her dizzy head and pulled Ye Ji aside who was still trying to make trouble, "Third brother, don't bully the children."

Ye Ji drank the most, and the more he drank, the brighter his eyes became. If it wasn't for his behavior and style, which was completely opposite to his usual style, there would be no sign of drunkenness at all from his face.He clamped Buying's wrist with his backhand and hugged him in his arms, hanging on him like a koala, and leaned his mouth close to his face: "The husband bullied you, okay?" The strong smell of alcohol flowed from his lips Time passed it to Bu Fei's mouth, and he muttered, "Second brother, where is my red envelope~ I want red envelopes too~"

Bu Fei was so kissed by him that he couldn't help it, so he could only coax him: "There is no red envelope, how about I give you a New Year's gift?"

Ye Ji's eyes lit up: "Second brother, is he going to give himself to me?"

Bu Fei raised his forehead: "No...you're overthinking." He glanced at the dining table where demons danced wildly, "Go upstairs to my room for you."

Ye Ji only had the words "go to my room" in his mind, and he quickly pulled him up, as if he was about to resist going upstairs.

Dong Wuyi glanced at the two of them, and shouted: "Stop! Don't leave!"

He pounced like a tiger, and rushed forward to fight with Ye Ji: "Second Lord promised me to play mahjong with me all night!"

Ye Ji was so furious that he dared to rob him, and was about to kick him.

While the two were torn apart, the clear doorbell rang suddenly, one after another, resounding throughout the brightly lit villa.