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On the first floor of the male dormitory in Building G of Yanda University, the fishy smell of the sea permeated wantonly.

Deputy director Lu and his comrade Dong Wuyi squatted behind the door of dormitory 108, relatively silent, worrying silently.

After squatting for a long time, Lu He's legs were sore and numb, and he asked embarrassingly, "Aren't you going to find Zong Ming?"

Dong Wuyi smashed the cigarette holder, and asked him: "Then... go out?"

The footsteps of "Pa-ta" and "Pa-ta" came from all directions, which did not make people feel noisy, but instead highlighted the eerie calm in the dormitory building.Lu He unconsciously pressed the back of his tongue and swallowed, and he heard a strange sound amidst the footsteps.There was a rustling, like the friction sound of the belly of some cold-blooded animal sliding across the ground.

But that voice was so heavy and clear that Lu He couldn't imagine what kind of monster it would be that made it.

So he fell into silence, struggled for a while, and finally couldn't stand the torture and suffering of conscience: "We can't sit and wait for death! Zong Ming is outside alone, and he is the only one left in the Zong family. If something happens to him, the last trace of blood will be cut off." Already!"

Dong Wuyi took two puffs of cigarettes, his glamorous facial features twisted into a word of worry, and he looked at Lu He bitterly: "Leader, are you scared out of order? It's the 21st century now! You still pay attention to blood inheritance ? Look at the two orthopedics departments in our office. Is it useful to have approved a batch of genetic cattle? But don’t look at Ye Laosan’s recent success,” Dong Wuyi sneered, “their boss probably has prepared a hundred There are eight ways to die waiting for him. As for Zong Ming, don't worry, even if he lives to be a hundred years old, the family's incense will die."

Lu He was confused: "Why?"

Dong Wuyi spit out two inscrutable smoke rings: "Because he is bisexual, and his hobbies are more masculine."

"..." Deputy Director Lu's world view was shattered again, and the impact was worse than Ye Jigong's.Zong Ming has always given him the impression of self-denial, self-discipline, rigid and serious demeanor. If he can barely accept Ye Ji's absurdity, then the fact that Zong Ming actually eats both men and women is no less than an eighth-level strong man. The earthquake was destructive.

He was still shocked and thought of a question: "How do you know?"

Dong Wuyi's expression became more subtle, she held the cigarette stick and tapped on the back of her hand: "Because I have talked with him."

"..." Lu He's heartbeat was like a roller coaster, and the whole process was racing. At this moment, it reached a peak, and he couldn't even speak, "Huh?"

Dong Wuyi was amused by his bewildered reaction, and she said lightly: "There's no need to be so surprised, I was also crazy at the time. It happened that I was seriously injured that year, and I was rescued by Zong Ming passing by, and it was love at first sight. "She fiddled with Li Hua Tang enchantingly, "But the so-called love at first sight is actually just love at first sight. Zong Ming didn't know my body attributes at the time, and I almost forgot myself after being a woman for a long time. Two you I did it for a while, and then one day..."

She paused for two seconds, her face not looking very good.

Lu He hung on the peak anxiously, unable to reach the sky or the ground, and murmured, "And then?"

"Then one day at that time of the year, I suddenly changed back to my original body and was bumped into by Zong Ming." Dong Wuyi said in a heavy tone, "Maybe he found out that my bird was bigger than him, and his self-esteem was frustrated on the spot, so he slammed the door and left. Yes. Oh, man."

Lu He felt that there was a certain difference between his three views and Dong Wuyi's, and said weakly: "I think you lied to him first, and you have no position to complain about him..."

Dong Wuyi snorted softly, his eyebrows and eyes were extraordinarily charming in the smoke, he picked the shreds of tobacco with his bright nails, and said absently: "I asked him before, if I wasn't me, he would still choose to be with me Is it? It took him less than a second to answer me, yes. But what?" She shrugged, "But even if he doesn't mind that I'm a guy, we won't be together."

Deputy Director Lu's heart went up and down, and if he continued to work in this unit, what he might have to worry about was not being eaten by monsters and ghosts, but sudden death from a heart attack.It seems that in addition to the "Tao Te Ching", Suxiao Jiuxin Pills are also necessary...

"Why?" he asked.

Dong Wuyi smiled at him: "Because I and his attributes conflict," she poked Lu He with her cigarette stick, "I and him are both 1."

Deputy Director Lu was startled by the poke of the cigarette rod, his chrysanthemum tightened, and he accidentally blurted out the words in his heart: "How big are you?!"

"..." I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

Lu Heqiang tried to calm down, crying in his heart into a vast ocean, wishing to slap himself to death who was ashamed a second ago.

Dong Wuyi pondered for a while, and gave him a rough size: "It's almost like this, one day we will take a bath together, let me show you?"

"No, no, no." Lu He stammered and declined her offer.

Dong Wuyi snorted, obviously amused by him, and glanced outside the door: "Yo, here we come."

Lu Hecai's heart that had been slightly let go suddenly jumped up again.

The smoke curled up and circled, and a figure was gradually outlined on the gray dormitory door. It was actually a figure of a person!

That "person" stood quietly outside the door for a second, and suddenly he twisted up, raised his hands high, and dropped them!

"Dong dong dong!" The thin dormitory door was pounded loudly, and the dust on the door fell on Dong Wuyi and Lu He's faces.The knocking on the door became more and more violent, until it finally became a violent crash.

Lu He was terrified and thought of a possibility: "Could it be Zong Ming!"

"It's Zong Ming, he can't bark!"

"Yes..."

Just when Lu He's eardrums were about to be shattered by the knock on the door, the passionate impact suddenly disappeared without a trace, and the figure formed by the smoke also disintegrated into a thin puff of smoke.

The air was silent for a few seconds, Lu He heard nothing again, Dong Wuyi gave him a wink, he nodded, stood up tremblingly, and looked outside through the small window on the door.

In the narrow field of vision, there was still an empty corridor. Lu He tried to look around. Suddenly, his heartbeat stopped.

He saw an eye, a huge yellow cloudy eye that occupied all the panes, and the slender vertical pupil was only separated from him by a thin layer of glass.

"Be careful!!!"

As soon as the bell rang, it exploded on Lu He's chest.

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In the East China Sea, which is thousands of miles away from Yancheng, the wind and waves are temporarily calm.

Ye Ji was extremely curious about the people Bu Ying was talking about, but Bu Ying kept silent about what happened in his state of mind.He questioned for a long time to no avail, kicked the broken pieces of the cabin angrily, and made his way down the mountain: "Zhuang Xiaoqin and the others are also in the belly of this mirage. The two children are low-level, and it will take some time to find them. The premise is that they haven't digested it yet. Gastric juice."

"...Third child, I can understand that you have opinions on Shen Xian and his master and disciples," Bu Fei was extremely helpless, and said bluntly, "The two children Zhuang Qin didn't offend you."

Ye Ji jumped down from the three-meter-high cliff without panting: "They didn't offend me, but they are indeed weak chickens. These two are not in conflict." With open arms, "Come on, daughter-in-law, dance! I'll pick you up!"

Bu Fei raised one eyebrow slightly, and bent his knees, obviously not planning to throw himself into his arms as he wished.

Ye Ji thought regretfully, marrying a wife as tough as Mr. Taishan is destined to lose many small pleasures between husband and wife.No way, who told heaven and earth that he only loves this one, alas~~~ distressed.

He was still pretending to be distressed, only to see that Bu Ying always jumped up, but it was falling towards him.

Ye Ji was stunned for a moment, before turning his head around, his hands had involuntarily wrapped his arms around him.He lifted the person up, and looked at Bu Fei for a while in a daze, and Bu Fei asked calmly, "How long are you going to hug?"

He let out an "uh" and said, "Hold me for a while?"

Step fern reluctantly nodded: "Okay."

"..." Ye Ji's blood exploded with a "boom", and he took two strides forward to push him against the tree trunk, and asked with a smile, "Why did you take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms today, huh?"

The one who gave the three-point color and climbed up is Ye Jin, and Bu Fei was not annoyed, and petted his face like a puppy, and said lightly: "Second Master is happy today."

Ye Ji's blood boiled in an instant, his strong arm held Bu Feren firmly with one hand, and the other hand grabbed his hand, put it near his mouth and kissed it hard, and then pressed it to Bu Feren's chest. Wandering in front of his collar meaningfully: "Since the second master is happy, can you reward me with one?"

"What reward?"

Ye Ji twitched his Adam's apple dry-mouthed, rubbed his lips on the corners of Bu Fei's mouth, and slowly walked down his slender neck, biting the top button: "Second brother..."

The airflow exhaled by Buying was slightly messy, and he pressed Ye Jin's shoulder tightly, neither responding nor stopping.

This is a tacit consent in disguise.

Ye Ji realized this immediately, his burning blood boiled instantly, bit off the remaining few buttons fiercely, and impatiently stuck them on his lips.

The rough stubbled Bu Fern took a breath, and Ye Ji let out a muffled laugh: "You..."

"Bang bang" two gunshots were fired, the gunpowder smoke broke through the flying snowflakes, almost in the blink of an eye Ye Chen rolled on the ground with the person in his arms, avoiding the two bullets that were fired rapidly.

"Damn it!" He was furious, and he pressed the fern in his arms with one hand, twitched his back, raised the muzzle of the gun, and the same gunshot sounded.

There was a scream from more than ten meters away.

He shielded Buying behind his back, and stared coldly at the direction where the person fell: "How many people are there, get out of here!!!"