Just looking at the gate, a pair of flip flops, a broken cattail fan, and half a piece of sugar cane.
On the threshold sat a man with a big mouth, chattering like a small motor, and gnawed half a sugarcane in the blink of an eye.After gnawing on the sugar cane, he sucked his fingers one by one with a lot of interest, and scratched his back with the cattail fan: "Nephew, if you don't come, I'm going to close the door and go down the mountain today."
"No, Master Dao, isn't your place too remote?" After climbing the mountain for a long time, even Shen Yuan couldn't take it anymore and wiped the sweat off his face, "Brother Bu and I foolishly walked the same mountain road. In the end, it turned out to be a monk temple at the end!! It took seven or eight people to get here, what did the Patriarch Guiguan think of building the temple here?"
"Well, the harvest is not good now, and the neighbors are vying for both business and land. It's not easy to find a good piece of land." Zang Fuzi shook his cattail fan with a vicissitudes of life, and raised one eye to glance at the steps who were curiously looking at the palace. Fern, cleared his throat heavily, "Hmm! Fern Fern, I haven't seen you for so long, do you know your uncle?"
I really don't know each other, Bu Fei looked back at her cheap uncle, and called out politely: "Uncle, how are you recently?"
Zang Fuzi shaved his legs with a cattail fan: "Not very good."
"..."
"You brat! If you want to go on an instant trip, you will run away without letting go! Have you ever thought that the uncle is getting old and has to take on the responsibility of the entire school?" The burden of your child, can your boy's conscience handle it!"
Shen Yuan glanced at the two courtyards with gray walls and clay tiles, which were smaller than the farmhouse, and muttered in a low voice: "You and him are the only two people in the whole division."
"Don't interrupt the kids when adults are talking! Wait, you are a kid, you look familiar." Zang Fuzi looked suspiciously at Shen Yuan's lemon yellow hoodie and hip-hop pants, and shook his head repeatedly, "Wear It’s like a traffic light, it doesn’t use electricity when you go to the intersection.”
"..." Shen Yuan immediately exploded into a ball of hair, "Master, my name is Shen Yuan. If you haven't heard of the name, you must have heard of the Taoist name. Zhengyang is also!"
The cattail fan snapped in Zang Fuzi's hand, and the fat man who weighed almost two hundred catties jumped up from the threshold: "Shen, Shen Shenyuan, the little overlord Shen Yuan?"
Shen Yuan's complexion was as if he had eaten shit, and he asked word by word: "Which idiot gave me this name?"
Zang Fuzi groaned, and fell back tremblingly on the threshold, covering his shiny face with his hands on his forehead, "I'm getting old, my memory is not good, I remember wrongly."
"..." Bu Fei finally couldn't bear it any longer, and quickly pressed Shen Yuan's head and turned it aside, "Master, why did you ask me to come back?"
Zang Fuzi's teeth were sour: "Let's have a discussion, Fern Fern, let's talk a little more earthy, your master's way of speaking is not called educated, but pretending."
Shen Yuan grabbed the grass at the side gloomyly: "My master also talks to Brother Bu in a routine."
Zang Fuzi didn't change his face: "Shen Daojun is the style of everyone. It's okay, I don't want to say too much. Seeing that my nephew and nephew have returned safely, I will forget it and fulfill my wish. I will officially hand it over to you," he staggered up, and patted the ashes on his buttocks with his cattail fan, "our small sect doesn't have so many rules, and your master told you everything that should be said in Xianyou. Zang Fuzi patted Buying on the shoulder, "Nothing else, be a good person, come back and clean the house when you have time."
Bu Fei sensed something was wrong: "Master, where are you going?"
Zang Fuzi patted his chest as a matter of course: "Go back to my hometown and get married!"
Bu Fei and Shen Yuan: "..."
Zang Fuzi looked at them strangely: "You don't bring those who return to the vulgar world with you. Xiaofang in the village has been waiting for the poor for a long time." He said in a deep tone, "I am a responsible man! Now that I have fulfilled my brother's last wish, I will You took care of adults and found a good unit, now it’s time to let go of everything and be yourself. By the way, have you gone for an interview, have you been accepted? I stuffed it in for you, and if you don’t fight for steamed buns, you will fight for my breath!"
With a stern face, Shen Yuan crumpled the picked grass into a ball: "Didn't Brother Bu be recommended by my master to enter the fourth office?"
"..." Zang Fuzi didn't feel panicked at all, he was silent for a second and said confidently, "That's what I asked your master for."
"Obviously my master took the initiative to ask you if you want to give Zheng Yiguan a spot." Shen Yuan didn't give it the slightest bit of face.
"Why are you so annoying, kid!" Zang Fuzi jumped up angrily, just took off a shoe, and remembered that it was Daoist Shen's apprentice, so he had to put it back on, "Yes, yes, it's really due to Daoist Shen, so You have to cherish Fern Fern, the future of Zhengyiguan rests on your shoulders!"
Bu Fei looked at the dusty door, feeling a little tired, why was he always forced into the future of a sect.
"I've put the things your master left for you on the incense table. I thought I'd give them to you when you have something to offer, but I looked at the almanac and found that there aren't many suitable days for marriage in the rest of this year. I have to hurry up." Well, anyway, it’s early and late.” Zang Fuzi looked at the sun, sighed a long time, took one last look at Buying, and waved the cattail fan behind his buttocks, “Let’s go.”
He just walked away without looking back. On the narrow path, the white vest and big pants gradually disappeared in the thick green and light emerald green.
Shen Yuan was dumbfounded, and sat down on the threshold: "What is this?"
Bu Ying sighed, and sat beside him. A spider dangled in front of his eyes. He carefully moved it to the door frame on one side, and sat there blankly looking at Huishan: "I'm a little confused."
"..." Shen Yuan took a closer look at his face, "I didn't see it, although I think your uncle has done a lot of shit."
Bu Fei couldn't help but say to him: "Didn't your master teach you that you shouldn't be filthy at such a young age?"
Shen Yuan looked at him with a constipated face, and held back for a long time: "I'm not young, really, I will scare you to death if I say it."
Bu Fei didn't believe him: "Your master asked you to come here...why did you come here?"
"Oh, that's right! And this matter, I feel like I forgot something!" Shen Yuan patted his thigh, "Actually, it's nothing else, just let me come over and ask you about the result of your interview in the fourth office. If it doesn’t work, do you need his help? Let me tell you, my master, who is full of righteousness, disdains deviant ways the most. It’s the first time in 800 years that he opened the back door for someone. He was going to Yancheng this time, but he couldn’t escape Just let me take a trip on your behalf, and it happens that Yancheng is not far away, so I will drop by to have a look first."
Bu Ying's eyes followed the climbing spider, and when he touched the violin case, he was stunned for a moment, and said sincerely: "Thank you master for me, if I have the opportunity, I will thank him in person."
The little overlord Shen Yuanhao waved his hands angrily: "It's not a matter! Who told my master to say that you are a good seedling? You must know that it is not easy to find someone who suits his old man in this smoky Taoism now! "As he spoke, he wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes sadly, "Even I'm a trash snack that he scolded from childhood to adulthood."
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Bu Fei lived in Zhengyi Temple for six days, and he spent two days cleaning the small Taoist Temple from inside to outside to make it clean and quiet.Seeing that he was working in full swing, Shen Yuan felt that he was too idle, so he helped him repair the two doors that were about to fall apart and the roof that was leaking.
The former Zhiguan left a mahogany sword for Bu Fei, which is completely different from the palm-sized one of the original owner. It is a hundred-year-old mahogany, three feet and seven inches, and even the well-informed Shen Yuan praised it as "a good sword."
On the last day, Bu Feren put three sticks of incense on the memorial tablet of Ren Zhiguan, and set foot on the high-speed train back to Yancheng with Shen Yuan with her bag in hand.The ticket was bought by Shen Yuan. In his words, "Master, I'm not short of money", just like a second-generation dude.
"Campus, I really miss it." Shen Yuan hung his sunglasses on his neckline and stood at the gate of Yanda University with his hips on his hips, "I almost forgot about the time when I was studying. My master always wanted me to be admitted to Yanda University, but my Chinese is not very good. It was a little short of the score line back then."
This was beyond Bu Fei's expectation: "Really?"
He rubbed the tip of his nose embarrassingly: "It may be a little bit worse, but at that time Yanda seriously valued literature over reason, I really tried my best!"
"..."
The two of them chatted without saying a word and walked towards the fourth class. Just after turning a corner, the familiar Hei Kuo turned a corner and met them head-on with a visibly aggrieved look. is on.After passing by for a minute, the cross-country slowly backed away, the window fell, and Ye Jin's tough face like a knife and ax was revealed, and he pretended to be surprised: "Bu Zhiguan, what a coincidence, Send your son to school?"
It was about the first time Shen Yuan saw someone who was more of a jerk than him, and he was stunned on the spot.
Step fern asked calmly: "Want to go out?"
The young man's face was a little more bloody than when we met last time, but only a little, and his whole body was still sickly. Ye Ji kept his mouth shut: "Are you injured?"
This time it was Bu Ying's turn to be stunned, she nodded and shook her head again: "I was injured in the earthquake before, and now I'm almost healed."
"Earthquake?" Ye Ji raised three scales, and suddenly felt something in his heart, "Where is the earthquake?"
Bu Fei reported the location, Ye Ji was silent for a while, and gave him a thumbs up: "Brother, I respect your life."
Although the half-dead look of this guy is not caused by trauma at all, Ye Ji is amazed in his heart, it looks like he was sucked dry by a little goblin in the deep mountains and old forests.
"Forget it, since we've met this door, we can't get out." Ye Ji patted on the car door, "Get in the car, just as Xiao Lu just said to hold a meeting while everyone is together."
Shen Yuan was puzzled: "There is a meeting right now and you are going out now?"
Ye Ji grinned, showing a very kind and tolerant smile: "I am happy~"
"..." Shen Yuan's little firecracker ignited at one point, but it was a pity that Bu Fern pushed him into the back seat before it exploded.
People came and went in the university, Ye Ji's big Hummer crawled slowly, and sometimes two small yellow cars could be seen speeding past.At this time, he was not in a hurry, swiped open the phone with one hand and dialed a number: "I won't go to the third party tonight, I have something to do with the unit."
There was a roar of laughter at the other end, even Bu Feren, who was sitting in the co-pilot, could hear it. The other party didn't seem to believe Ye Ji's words and insisted on asking him to go over.
Ye Ji took out a cigarette from behind his ear, and cursed: "Get out! I'm a serious civil servant now, and I have to go to work on time from [-] to [-], you know? Don't talk, I'm driving here. What, there's someone nearby? Yes. , there is someone." He was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously glanced at Buying on the co-pilot, and the two people's eyes just collided, and Ye Ji immediately put on a serious look and angrily reprimanded, "It's not sister-in-law, no sister-in-law I really can’t go today, I’ll invite you to choose the guest venue when you come back another day.”
After hanging up the phone, he fumbled for a lighter in his trouser pocket, and Bu Fei asked casually, "Is there a dinner tonight?"
Ye Ji fumbled for the lighter for a long time, and said casually: "Yes, the old comrades have returned to Beijing, let's get together."
Before the cigarette was lit, Bu Fei naturally took his lighter away: "There are minors behind."
Ye Ji looked at him blankly with a cigarette in his mouth.
Shen Yuan immediately got excited: "That's right! I'm only 16 years old, do the flowers of the motherland know that! Do you have the nerve to torture me!"
Ye Ji was incredulous: "No, he's not my seed, I'm used to him???"
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Updated... wow, I'm about to cry, it's as if the clicks and comments from last night have been swallowed into a black hole.Sweetheart, where have you been, have you all gone to take the fourth and sixth grades! !I need your loving comments, woo woo woo~~~
On the threshold sat a man with a big mouth, chattering like a small motor, and gnawed half a sugarcane in the blink of an eye.After gnawing on the sugar cane, he sucked his fingers one by one with a lot of interest, and scratched his back with the cattail fan: "Nephew, if you don't come, I'm going to close the door and go down the mountain today."
"No, Master Dao, isn't your place too remote?" After climbing the mountain for a long time, even Shen Yuan couldn't take it anymore and wiped the sweat off his face, "Brother Bu and I foolishly walked the same mountain road. In the end, it turned out to be a monk temple at the end!! It took seven or eight people to get here, what did the Patriarch Guiguan think of building the temple here?"
"Well, the harvest is not good now, and the neighbors are vying for both business and land. It's not easy to find a good piece of land." Zang Fuzi shook his cattail fan with a vicissitudes of life, and raised one eye to glance at the steps who were curiously looking at the palace. Fern, cleared his throat heavily, "Hmm! Fern Fern, I haven't seen you for so long, do you know your uncle?"
I really don't know each other, Bu Fei looked back at her cheap uncle, and called out politely: "Uncle, how are you recently?"
Zang Fuzi shaved his legs with a cattail fan: "Not very good."
"..."
"You brat! If you want to go on an instant trip, you will run away without letting go! Have you ever thought that the uncle is getting old and has to take on the responsibility of the entire school?" The burden of your child, can your boy's conscience handle it!"
Shen Yuan glanced at the two courtyards with gray walls and clay tiles, which were smaller than the farmhouse, and muttered in a low voice: "You and him are the only two people in the whole division."
"Don't interrupt the kids when adults are talking! Wait, you are a kid, you look familiar." Zang Fuzi looked suspiciously at Shen Yuan's lemon yellow hoodie and hip-hop pants, and shook his head repeatedly, "Wear It’s like a traffic light, it doesn’t use electricity when you go to the intersection.”
"..." Shen Yuan immediately exploded into a ball of hair, "Master, my name is Shen Yuan. If you haven't heard of the name, you must have heard of the Taoist name. Zhengyang is also!"
The cattail fan snapped in Zang Fuzi's hand, and the fat man who weighed almost two hundred catties jumped up from the threshold: "Shen, Shen Shenyuan, the little overlord Shen Yuan?"
Shen Yuan's complexion was as if he had eaten shit, and he asked word by word: "Which idiot gave me this name?"
Zang Fuzi groaned, and fell back tremblingly on the threshold, covering his shiny face with his hands on his forehead, "I'm getting old, my memory is not good, I remember wrongly."
"..." Bu Fei finally couldn't bear it any longer, and quickly pressed Shen Yuan's head and turned it aside, "Master, why did you ask me to come back?"
Zang Fuzi's teeth were sour: "Let's have a discussion, Fern Fern, let's talk a little more earthy, your master's way of speaking is not called educated, but pretending."
Shen Yuan grabbed the grass at the side gloomyly: "My master also talks to Brother Bu in a routine."
Zang Fuzi didn't change his face: "Shen Daojun is the style of everyone. It's okay, I don't want to say too much. Seeing that my nephew and nephew have returned safely, I will forget it and fulfill my wish. I will officially hand it over to you," he staggered up, and patted the ashes on his buttocks with his cattail fan, "our small sect doesn't have so many rules, and your master told you everything that should be said in Xianyou. Zang Fuzi patted Buying on the shoulder, "Nothing else, be a good person, come back and clean the house when you have time."
Bu Fei sensed something was wrong: "Master, where are you going?"
Zang Fuzi patted his chest as a matter of course: "Go back to my hometown and get married!"
Bu Fei and Shen Yuan: "..."
Zang Fuzi looked at them strangely: "You don't bring those who return to the vulgar world with you. Xiaofang in the village has been waiting for the poor for a long time." He said in a deep tone, "I am a responsible man! Now that I have fulfilled my brother's last wish, I will You took care of adults and found a good unit, now it’s time to let go of everything and be yourself. By the way, have you gone for an interview, have you been accepted? I stuffed it in for you, and if you don’t fight for steamed buns, you will fight for my breath!"
With a stern face, Shen Yuan crumpled the picked grass into a ball: "Didn't Brother Bu be recommended by my master to enter the fourth office?"
"..." Zang Fuzi didn't feel panicked at all, he was silent for a second and said confidently, "That's what I asked your master for."
"Obviously my master took the initiative to ask you if you want to give Zheng Yiguan a spot." Shen Yuan didn't give it the slightest bit of face.
"Why are you so annoying, kid!" Zang Fuzi jumped up angrily, just took off a shoe, and remembered that it was Daoist Shen's apprentice, so he had to put it back on, "Yes, yes, it's really due to Daoist Shen, so You have to cherish Fern Fern, the future of Zhengyiguan rests on your shoulders!"
Bu Fei looked at the dusty door, feeling a little tired, why was he always forced into the future of a sect.
"I've put the things your master left for you on the incense table. I thought I'd give them to you when you have something to offer, but I looked at the almanac and found that there aren't many suitable days for marriage in the rest of this year. I have to hurry up." Well, anyway, it’s early and late.” Zang Fuzi looked at the sun, sighed a long time, took one last look at Buying, and waved the cattail fan behind his buttocks, “Let’s go.”
He just walked away without looking back. On the narrow path, the white vest and big pants gradually disappeared in the thick green and light emerald green.
Shen Yuan was dumbfounded, and sat down on the threshold: "What is this?"
Bu Ying sighed, and sat beside him. A spider dangled in front of his eyes. He carefully moved it to the door frame on one side, and sat there blankly looking at Huishan: "I'm a little confused."
"..." Shen Yuan took a closer look at his face, "I didn't see it, although I think your uncle has done a lot of shit."
Bu Fei couldn't help but say to him: "Didn't your master teach you that you shouldn't be filthy at such a young age?"
Shen Yuan looked at him with a constipated face, and held back for a long time: "I'm not young, really, I will scare you to death if I say it."
Bu Fei didn't believe him: "Your master asked you to come here...why did you come here?"
"Oh, that's right! And this matter, I feel like I forgot something!" Shen Yuan patted his thigh, "Actually, it's nothing else, just let me come over and ask you about the result of your interview in the fourth office. If it doesn’t work, do you need his help? Let me tell you, my master, who is full of righteousness, disdains deviant ways the most. It’s the first time in 800 years that he opened the back door for someone. He was going to Yancheng this time, but he couldn’t escape Just let me take a trip on your behalf, and it happens that Yancheng is not far away, so I will drop by to have a look first."
Bu Ying's eyes followed the climbing spider, and when he touched the violin case, he was stunned for a moment, and said sincerely: "Thank you master for me, if I have the opportunity, I will thank him in person."
The little overlord Shen Yuanhao waved his hands angrily: "It's not a matter! Who told my master to say that you are a good seedling? You must know that it is not easy to find someone who suits his old man in this smoky Taoism now! "As he spoke, he wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of his eyes sadly, "Even I'm a trash snack that he scolded from childhood to adulthood."
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Bu Fei lived in Zhengyi Temple for six days, and he spent two days cleaning the small Taoist Temple from inside to outside to make it clean and quiet.Seeing that he was working in full swing, Shen Yuan felt that he was too idle, so he helped him repair the two doors that were about to fall apart and the roof that was leaking.
The former Zhiguan left a mahogany sword for Bu Fei, which is completely different from the palm-sized one of the original owner. It is a hundred-year-old mahogany, three feet and seven inches, and even the well-informed Shen Yuan praised it as "a good sword."
On the last day, Bu Feren put three sticks of incense on the memorial tablet of Ren Zhiguan, and set foot on the high-speed train back to Yancheng with Shen Yuan with her bag in hand.The ticket was bought by Shen Yuan. In his words, "Master, I'm not short of money", just like a second-generation dude.
"Campus, I really miss it." Shen Yuan hung his sunglasses on his neckline and stood at the gate of Yanda University with his hips on his hips, "I almost forgot about the time when I was studying. My master always wanted me to be admitted to Yanda University, but my Chinese is not very good. It was a little short of the score line back then."
This was beyond Bu Fei's expectation: "Really?"
He rubbed the tip of his nose embarrassingly: "It may be a little bit worse, but at that time Yanda seriously valued literature over reason, I really tried my best!"
"..."
The two of them chatted without saying a word and walked towards the fourth class. Just after turning a corner, the familiar Hei Kuo turned a corner and met them head-on with a visibly aggrieved look. is on.After passing by for a minute, the cross-country slowly backed away, the window fell, and Ye Jin's tough face like a knife and ax was revealed, and he pretended to be surprised: "Bu Zhiguan, what a coincidence, Send your son to school?"
It was about the first time Shen Yuan saw someone who was more of a jerk than him, and he was stunned on the spot.
Step fern asked calmly: "Want to go out?"
The young man's face was a little more bloody than when we met last time, but only a little, and his whole body was still sickly. Ye Ji kept his mouth shut: "Are you injured?"
This time it was Bu Ying's turn to be stunned, she nodded and shook her head again: "I was injured in the earthquake before, and now I'm almost healed."
"Earthquake?" Ye Ji raised three scales, and suddenly felt something in his heart, "Where is the earthquake?"
Bu Fei reported the location, Ye Ji was silent for a while, and gave him a thumbs up: "Brother, I respect your life."
Although the half-dead look of this guy is not caused by trauma at all, Ye Ji is amazed in his heart, it looks like he was sucked dry by a little goblin in the deep mountains and old forests.
"Forget it, since we've met this door, we can't get out." Ye Ji patted on the car door, "Get in the car, just as Xiao Lu just said to hold a meeting while everyone is together."
Shen Yuan was puzzled: "There is a meeting right now and you are going out now?"
Ye Ji grinned, showing a very kind and tolerant smile: "I am happy~"
"..." Shen Yuan's little firecracker ignited at one point, but it was a pity that Bu Fern pushed him into the back seat before it exploded.
People came and went in the university, Ye Ji's big Hummer crawled slowly, and sometimes two small yellow cars could be seen speeding past.At this time, he was not in a hurry, swiped open the phone with one hand and dialed a number: "I won't go to the third party tonight, I have something to do with the unit."
There was a roar of laughter at the other end, even Bu Feren, who was sitting in the co-pilot, could hear it. The other party didn't seem to believe Ye Ji's words and insisted on asking him to go over.
Ye Ji took out a cigarette from behind his ear, and cursed: "Get out! I'm a serious civil servant now, and I have to go to work on time from [-] to [-], you know? Don't talk, I'm driving here. What, there's someone nearby? Yes. , there is someone." He was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously glanced at Buying on the co-pilot, and the two people's eyes just collided, and Ye Ji immediately put on a serious look and angrily reprimanded, "It's not sister-in-law, no sister-in-law I really can’t go today, I’ll invite you to choose the guest venue when you come back another day.”
After hanging up the phone, he fumbled for a lighter in his trouser pocket, and Bu Fei asked casually, "Is there a dinner tonight?"
Ye Ji fumbled for the lighter for a long time, and said casually: "Yes, the old comrades have returned to Beijing, let's get together."
Before the cigarette was lit, Bu Fei naturally took his lighter away: "There are minors behind."
Ye Ji looked at him blankly with a cigarette in his mouth.
Shen Yuan immediately got excited: "That's right! I'm only 16 years old, do the flowers of the motherland know that! Do you have the nerve to torture me!"
Ye Ji was incredulous: "No, he's not my seed, I'm used to him???"
The author has something to say:
Updated... wow, I'm about to cry, it's as if the clicks and comments from last night have been swallowed into a black hole.Sweetheart, where have you been, have you all gone to take the fourth and sixth grades! !I need your loving comments, woo woo woo~~~
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