Break up roommate, find out

The two burned incense, worshiped Buddha, asked for a lottery, and took a lot of photos. Sunan was very noisy, and he wanted to eat the snacks on the roadside.

"By the way, there is no barbecue here?"

"Just after worshiping the Buddha, you started eating meat in front of the Buddha. Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will say that you don't respect him?"

Sunan smiled foolishly: "That's right."

On the way back in the car, Sunan was exhausted, his head was like a chicken pecking at rice, little by little, Lu Mingyi supported his big head, which had no place to rest, and leaned on his shoulder.In a daze, Sunan also felt his movements, and finally found a comfortable sleeping position, and he fell asleep peacefully.

After an unknown amount of time, Sunan opened his eyes in a daze, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, and caught a glimpse of a puddle of water on Lu Mingyi's shoulder.

Sunan embarrassedly reached out and wiped Lu Mingyi's shoulders, and smiled with her lips pursed: "I'm drooling on your clothes, don't you feel it?"

How could I not feel it, I just don't want to wake you up.

"We seem to have been in the car for a long time."

"Well. We've already sat and stood."

"Hey, what the hell, why didn't you call me up?"

"Because... I fell asleep too."

"Really are……"

It was only after taking a taxi that Sunan was complaining all the way, obviously there was no need to pay so much for a taxi.

"It's my money. What do you care about?"

"Uh... that's right, yes." Could it be that he has subconsciously thought that his is his own?

to the door.

Sunan unscrewed the door, stepped in with one foot, then backed out and closed the door, looked at the house number, and then at Lu Mingyi.

Seeing Sunan's strange behavior, Lu Mingyi couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

Sunan frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple: "It seems that a thief has broken into the house."

"How is it possible?" Lu Mingyi grinned, and pushed the door open with his hand.

There was a person paralyzed on the sofa, eating Sunan's snacks in his mouth, wearing Sunan's slippers on his feet, and the sound of the TV was loud.

"How did you come?"

Jiang Qu threw the snack bag away: "Why did you come back? I'm starving to death."

Sunan was confused: "Do you know each other?"

"Oh. Introduce one. This is Jiang Qu, the old iron I grew up with. This is Sunan."

"Because... he's gay!" A sentence exploded into a brilliant fireworks in Sunan's mind.

Sunan nodded slightly, and noticed that Jiang Qu's eyes kept looking at him, and felt awkward.

"You talk, I'll go back to my room first."

Lu Mingyi smiled and watched Sunan go back to the room, his expression changed the moment the door closed: "I'll wipe it, you take off my shoes!" Lu Mingyi said as he was about to go up and move.

"Isn't it just a pair of shoes? I'll buy you another pair."

He grabbed it with great strength, and knocked on Sunan's door with the slippers in his hand: "Sunan, put on the slippers!"

"Oh, you leave the door open, I'll be right there."

Lu Mingyi walked to the living room and began to pack Jiang Qu's snacks. He turned Jiang Qu's head around to force Jiang Qu to face the snack bag on the table.

"Be careful, remember each kind of packaging, and then buy ten bags of each kind that are not bad."

"Hey, hey, I came here specially to find you. Is that how you treat me, a big star?"

"Lu Mingyi, the old man who treats you like this for a man?"

"You forget your friends when you see sex!"

Lu Mingyi nervously covered Jiang Qu's mouth: "Hush your voice!"

"Hey, I just know it's him, you like him!"

"Shhhhhhhhhh!"

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything, look at how cowardly you are!"

"By the way, why do you have my house key?"

"Hey, I asked Qi Meng for it." After saying that, he bumped Lu Ye with his shoulder, "Take me in for two days."

"Why, were you kicked out of the house?"

"Recently, I was tired of all kinds of announcements and panicked. I told my manager that I was going to travel abroad while I had nothing to do."

"Then what's the matter with you snuggling with me?"

"What? Not welcome?"

Can you welcome me?There is an extra light bulb inexplicably in the good world of two.

Seeing Lu Mingyi's worry, Jiang Channel: "I see that you are not making any progress day by day, do you want me to give you a wave of assists?"

It would be a lie for Lu Mingyi to say that he is not moved: "Forget it, we are a relationship that will last forever."

Jiang Qu said disdainfully: "It will be a long time to come, when the brotherhood is cultivated, do you still dream of love? What's the matter if you can only watch it in front of your eyes every day? You can bear it. Seriously, if you can't ..."

"Stop! Say one more word to tell you to go away."

"Okay, okay, you are the uncle!" He rummaged through the refrigerator, "Master, what shall we eat today?"

The room was not too soundproof, and Jiang Qu was so noisy outside that birds of a feather flocked together, and people divided into groups.Thinking about it, he turned on the computer and checked Jiang Qu's information.He has been active in the eyes of the public almost since his debut, but there is almost no black material, he is humble and polite. China's number one paparazzi Wang Hua once followed him for three days and three nights, and also stumbled on him.

But why does this person not feel very good to me? Is it because he is gay, but if I ask myself, I am not homophobic.

In the kitchen, Jiang Qu was holding Lu Mingyi's recipe.

""The Temptation of the Cook Man"? Lu Mingyi, so boring?"

Lu Mingyi waved the spatula: "Get lost! This is what Sunan bought for me."

"Lu Mingyi, you've become a chef." Flipping through two pages casually, "I remember you have a bland taste, why are all the dishes here full of strong flavors, your family is not easy to serve."

Lu Mingyi still smiled happily: "I am willing, can you control it?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, dedicated to love, admiration."

"What are you talking about?" Sunan appeared behind him at some point.

Lu Mingyi's spatula fell into the pot with a clatter.

Jiang Qu started talking nonsense: "Uh, ah, I, I'm saying that this recipe is beautiful, and the dishes on it really win my heart."

Sunan glanced suspiciously, took an apple from the refrigerator and left.

Lu Mingyi turned on Lu's mother mode again: "It's time for dinner, so don't eat fruit."

It's useless, just take a bite, and the little half of the apple is gone.

Sunan's T-shirt had a wide neckline, but with this slanted shoulder, half of his collarbone could be seen at a glance.

Jiang Qu reluctantly looked away from Sunan: "Tsk, white, really white!"

"Fuck, close your eyes!"

"Why, can't even look at it? I want to look at it, Bai, really white!"

"I'll cut out your eyeballs!"

"Ah, let go..."

Lu Mingyi already talked a lot, but Sunan felt that Lu Mingyi talked more when Jiang Qu came.

after dinner……

Lu Mingyi pushed the bowl and chopsticks: "Jiang Qu, wash the dishes."

"Why? I'll wash the dishes when I come."

"First, this is my home. Second, you live and eat for free. Oh, for this, I think it is necessary to formulate a system. If you live within a week, the housework is all covered and there is no charge. Since you are As a public figure, I can’t show my face, but I can buy groceries. If it’s more than a week, it’s calculated at 500 yuan per day, and I can give you a [-]% discount on the utility bill during the period..."

"Fuck, are you crazy?"

"You don't know the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt because you are not in charge of the family." He said, pretending to think for a while, "Of course, you can also choose to refuse. I will immediately post on Weibo to tell your fans that you are here with me, and which neighborhood you can be precise..."

Seeing Lu Mingyi's humble appearance, Sunan couldn't help but chuckle.

"Forget you, I'll give you [-] a day, don't let me do things, okay?"

"make a deal!"

Jiang Qu immediately felt that he had fallen into a trap: "Is there anyone who steals money from your buddies like you?"

"I didn't force you."

"Okay, it's hard on you. I used to be like this when I was in school. You have to calculate everything carefully. You said that you don't want to be an accountant. It's a big loss for the financial world!"

"Sorry, my calculations are only aimed at you."

"Okay, I can't afford to offend you!"

Lu Mingyi happily went to wash the dishes while humming a little song.

Sunan thinks that this is the correct way for buddies to get along. If you don't let yourself do anything, why do you feel like you're being used to it?

"Hey, Sunan, Lu Mingyi always asks you to wash the dishes at home?" Jiang Qu approached Sunan.

"Uh, not this one, I washed it twice on a whim (conscience discovery)."

The status of the family was immediately decided, and it seemed that Lu Mingyi was taken to death.

Sunan glanced at the snacks he was buried in the tiger's mouth, and said heartbroken: "Is it okay if you eat like this?"

"It's okay, I'm not fat."

If you don't get fat, my heart aches! Hey!But for the sake of Japan, I forgive you.

"I don't eat fat, unlike Lu Mingyi, who has been fat since he was a child, until he was in the third year of high school. Hehe, he managed to avoid all the luck. I didn't expect him to be so handsome after losing weight. He has a body that is easy to get fat. Maybe someday I'm getting fat..." Hey, hey, he's a familiar one.

Sunan tentatively said: "I think his father is quite thin, but I don't know who he inherited it from."

"Hey, his dad has a lot of things to do every day, and he can't get fat even if he wants to."

Do everything possible?Why is the Chinese level of big stars so poor?

The appearance of Jiang Qu crossing his legs and grabbing potato chips by handfuls is quite different from him on TV. He muttered to himself: "It's not easy to be a star, you have to be cautious in your words and deeds all the time. I've already It’s been a long time since it’s been so easy, 800 yuan a day, it’s worth it! Really worth it!”

Just as he was talking, a scene he filmed appeared on TV.It is a youth idol drama, and the role played by Jiang Qu is the image of a sunny boy.

Looking at the foot-picking man beside him, Sunan felt that this world is really wonderful.

"Hey, don't change the channel, just watch the one I played, I haven't watched it yet!"

Sunan handed the remote control to Jiang Qu: "Then look, I'm going to take a shower."

As soon as Lu Mingyi cleaned up the kitchen and came out, he saw Jiang Qu munching on potato chips while enjoying the TV series he starred in.

Looking at it by myself is not enough, but I still want to pull Lu Mingyi to look at it: "Look quickly, how handsome I am inside!"

"Enough is enough for me. I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen you so narcissistic."

"Lu Mingyi, you are also handsome. If you were so handsome when you were in school, maybe I would still chase you!"

"roll!"

Both of them were talkative, and after arguing for a while, Sunan came out of the shower, her wet hair was inexplicably alluring, her calves were slender and slender under her shorts, and Jiang Qu swallowed unconsciously.

Lu Mingyi has long been used to it. Seeing Jiang Qu's gaze fixed on Sunan, he pushed Jiang Qu's head directly.The implication: Be careful!

Sunan wandered around: "Lu Mingyi, where did you put the hair dryer again?"

"Oh, it's in my room." Go, go, there's a big bad wolf staring at you, little white rabbit!

After taking a shower, Sunan nestled in the room and couldn't come out.

Lu Mingyi: "How do you want to sleep at night?"

Jiang Qu smiled maliciously: "Do I have a choice?"

Lu Mingyi: "You can choose to sleep on the sofa or on the floor."

Jiang Qu: "I'm going to sleep with Sunan."

Lu Mingyi: "Get lost!"

Jiang Qu: "Okay"

Lu Mingyi: "Come back!" He said angrily, "Sleep with me."

In the darkness, both pairs of eyes were dark.

"Oh, I miss my Jiu'er."

"If you want him, go find him."

"How can it be so easy, then you still like Sunan, why don't you confess?" After finishing speaking, he added a sentence, "I'm a coward."

Lu Mingyi smiled gently: "No, I just want to spend all my little patience on him."

Jiang Qu turned over and looked at Lu Mingyi: "Have you guys lived together for so long and haven't discussed that?"

"what?"

"Just... that one."

Lu Mingyi understood, and immediately retorted: "Stop talking nonsense, I feel that is blasphemy against him!"

"Hehe, dare you say that you never thought of blasphemy."

"Shut up! Get out!"

"You said he shouldn't have a personality|coldness?"

"I said you have such a rich imagination, why don't you become a screenwriter? Shut up! Go to sleep!"

"Okay, okay, I'll sleep, it's really meaningless to chat with you."

Jiang Qu felt really sleepy, and not long after he finished speaking, he started snoring, very loud like a construction site.Lu Mingyi was very annoyed, so he pushed Jiang Qu, and Jiang Qu snorted twice, and the snoring was still correct.