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Indoors, a pair of cuddling people were wrapped in white sheets, Ye Zun hugged Li Shandi tenderly on the bed, and the air was full of charming smells.He rested his chin on the other's shoulder, and asked with a breath, "Baby, did I satisfy you?"

Li Shandi slumped lazily in his arms, not bothering to raise his eyelids: "It's okay."

Ye Zun was very dissatisfied with this evaluation: "How can it be just enough?" He is the legendary humanoid perpetual motion machine!

Li Shandi said perfunctorily: "It's not bad, it's better than massage wood."

Ye Zun was still dissatisfied, and continued to ask: "What's so good about it?"

Li Shandi: "Environmentally friendly, energy saving, and warm."

Ye Zun: "..."

When the phone rang, Li Shandi straightened up to answer it: "Hey, god, what's the matter? Made some snacks? Okay, okay, of course I'm free, I must be free, I'll be right there!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, got out of bed, washed, put on his clothes, took the keys and went out in one go, without leaving him a word.

Ye Zun: "..."

Fuck, who is this male vixen?Why do you pester (?) Li Shandi every day, call him out whenever you have something to do, this is the rhythm of cuckolding him!

Ye Zun couldn't sit still anymore, he couldn't bear it anymore, he quickly put on his clothes and went out, secretly drove to follow him, preparing to catch the female gangster on the spot, and tried his best to get all the stolen goods.

Li Shandi is humming a song and sitting in a taxi, unaware that he is being followed now—he has been looking for Bai Suhang every day recently, as if he has become a "Bai//Mifen", and he will die if he doesn't see his idol for a day Feeling uncomfortable all over, I can sacrifice and contribute everything for my idol.

As soon as she entered the door, Li Shandi was shocked by her beauty—I saw Bai Suhang wearing an apron with lace, as virtuous as she wanted, as soft and cute as she wanted.

No matter how handsome that thank you word is, so what?What a pity to be blind at such a young age.Li Shandi sighed while nibbling on idol's limited edition love biscuits.

"If you like it, take some home?" Bai Suhang saw him eating with satisfaction, and reached out to help him wipe the biscuit crumbs from his mouth.

Am I still alive?This is heaven, right?Li Shandi was so happy that he didn't know what to say, nodded his head like a garlic, and secretly decided: after returning home, he will not wash his face for a month, and he will keep his idol's finger temperature and enshrine it!

The two were having a good time, and the door was knocked loudly.

Li Shandi ran to open the door, only to see Ye Zun standing fiercely at the door, looking ready to go.

"Why did you come here?"

Ye Zun said sourly: "Come here to see your god, why, can't you?"

Li Shandi shoved him: "Get out, you are such a bear, don't scare my male god!"

Of course, with his strength, he couldn't push the opponent's tall and strong body at all.Ye Zun walked in loudly, saw Bai Suhang sitting at the dining table, his eyes lit up: "Hey, I saw you on TV." Then he turned around and asked Li Shandi: "Is it really your idol?"

"Otherwise?" Shandi couldn't even roll her eyes.

Ye Zun smiled and sat down next to Bai Suhang: "You look much better than on TV."

Bai Suhang responded politely: "Thank you, Shandi, who is this?"

Li Shandi reluctantly introduced: "He is Ye Zun, and he and Brother Jing are old acquaintances."

Ye Zun was very dissatisfied with his wording: "Honey, how should I introduce you, am I not your boyfriend?"

Li Shandi didn't bother to talk to him: "If you think too much, you can't even be considered a friend of fire."

Ye Zun was enraged now, he didn't even have a title for his efforts.Turning now to Bai Suhang, blinking a pair of flirtatious peach blossom eyes, he asked affectionately: "Beauty, are you free tonight?"

Li Shandi was angry: "Are you sick? Are you in heat here?"

"You're not my boyfriend, you care about me so much?" Ye Zun said carelessly.

Li Shandi slapped the table angrily: "Why, I'm not qualified to control the massage wood that I used?!"

Ye Zun: "..."

Bai Suhang: "..."

The air was silent for a few seconds, and Ye Zun cried with a sad face: "Honey, you don't save me some face outside."

"It's all your fault, you made me lose face in front of the male god!" Li Shandi choked his neck severely.

"You must be jealous, admit it!" Ye Zun let him pinch.

Li Shandi gritted his teeth: "Eat your MB's jealousy!"

Ye Zun struggled: "You... murdered your own husband..."

Li Shandi pinched her tighter: "Murder you MB... Fuck it, it's all your fault, you caused me to be rough in front of the male god!"

Ye Zun: "..."

The two quarreled, and it ended with Ye Zun successfully breaking free from Li Shandi and forcibly taking him away. Before leaving, Bai Suhang warmly stuffed him with a small biscuit, and Li Shandi, who was carried on his shoulder, held the biscuit away. Go, while shouting affectionately: "Male god, I will come back again..."

With a smile like a virgin on his face, Bai Suhang waved his hands to watch him: "It's okay, you have brought me a lot of fun."

Sandy Lee: Huh?What did the god say?The wind is too strong to hear...

After a punitive Life Harmony Movement, Li Shandi lay lazily on the bed, smoked an afterthought cigarette in a sophisticated way, and kicked his ass when it was over: "Who will allow you to sleep in my bed? Get out!"

"Is there anyone like you? Turn your face and deny anyone after going to bed?" Ye Zun was very dissatisfied.

Li Shandi rolled his eyes: "Didn't I learn from you? Forgot how you pulled out ruthlessness yourself?"

Zha Zha had nothing to say, got out of bed obediently, and planned to sleep on the sofa.

After walking a few steps, a lazy voice came from behind: "Wait, get back."

Ye Zun stabbed back fiercely: "Baby, I knew you loved me!"

Then he was kicked down again: "Go wash the bathtub and fill it with bath water, and mop the floor."

Ye Zun clutched his sore butt/butt, and seriously accused him: "You have changed, you were not like this before."

Li Shandi called him contemptuously: "You still expect me to stay at home pitifully and wait for you to turn over the cards? You can find someone else to play with, I don't care."

Ye Zun pulled his wrist, and pitifully stroked the hideous lines on it: "I don't want it, I'll be scared to death when I look back."

Li Shandi broke away from his hand: "How many times have I said it, it's not because of you."

"Okay, okay," Ye Zun put his arms around his waist, "I'll mop the floor, I'll wash the bathtub, and I'll wait for you to wash it for nothing, now let's do it again? Baby, come on~"

Li Shandi gave him a squinting look: "You can take care of me."

Ye Zunyin/smiled: "I promise you will have endless aftertaste, and I want to live and die."

Li Shandi stretched out his arms, touched the wallet on the bedside table, pulled out a piece of Grandpa Mao, and threw it in front of him: "This is a deposit, and I will serve you well. After the matter is completed, I will reward you heavily."

Ye Zun bit his soft auricle: "What reward?"

Li Shandi tilted his head: "Another one?"

Ye Zun roared anxiously: "Okay, 18cm super~big popsicle~"

... All in all, dirty and violent.

"Ayan, I can't do it anymore, what about you?" Li Shandi patted Gu Wenyan's shoulder in the bathroom.

"One more cup?" Gu Wenyan washed his face, feeling his internal organs were burning, "Mr. Liu, how about you?"

Liu Qianjing wiped her hands gracefully with a silk towel: "I didn't drink the whole time, what do you think?"

Li Shandi was outraged: he and the two teamed up to block it!Evil capitalists!

Liu Qianjing said kindly: "Okay, let's end it early, don't go in, I'll just go."

Li Shandi was immediately grateful to Dade: "Congratulations to Lafayette!"

Before leaving, Liu Qianjing ordered: "Go and eat something, and see you later in the parking lot."

The two came out after packing up, feeling that the air in the bathroom was better than that in the private room. There was a whole hole in it, full of monsters and smog, especially Gu Wenyan, who was greatly relieved, after all, for a pure gay guy like him, That scene was so exciting, no matter how many times he experienced it, he would never learn to play it.

The two chose a remote corner in the restaurant of the clubhouse and ordered two bowls of hangover soup.

Li Shandi sighed while drinking: "Tsk tsk tsk, I have been immersed in this kind of place all the year round, and Mr. Liu is still a legendary magician. It's not easy, it's not easy..."

Gu Wenyan blushed, embarrassed to say that he was also a senior member of the magician army.

While muttering, I saw a slender and tall figure passing by, swaggeringly hugging a kitten who looked like a coquettish cheap/bad, took a step and gnawed three times, it can be said that he was very hungry, in the light Under Lu Guaili's lighting, the meaty valley is even more underwhelming.

"That's Mr. Ye, right?" Gu Wenyan stood up abruptly, "Why..."

Li Shandi hurriedly pulled him to sit down: "Don't get excited, it's normal."

"Don't you care?"

"I don't know, I don't feel it anymore." Seeing Gu Wenyan's serious expression, Li Shandi wanted to laugh for no reason.

Gu Wenyan frowned: "Then he will come back to you, will you still sleep with him?"

"Yes." Li Shandi didn't even blink.

Gu Wenyan: "..."

Li Shandi laughed and patted him on the shoulder: "Haha, Xiao Wenwen must not understand it? Sigh~ the world of adults is very complicated!"

"Do you love him?" Gu Wenyan asked seriously.

Li Shandi dared to guarantee that if he wanted to answer yes, Gu Wenyan would probably give him a distressed and hopeless expression.

He shook his head slightly.

Gu Wenyan asked again: "Does he love you?"

Li Shandi shook her head like a rattle, and then burst out laughing—this year, only Ah Yan would be like a naive junior high school student, asking these childish questions about who loves who and who doesn't.

Now Gu Wenyan couldn't figure it out: "He has no shortage of people around him, and he doesn't love you, so why does he still pester you?"

"Hey! You got the point!" Li Shandi gave him a thumbs up, "For his sister."

Gu Wenyan was puzzled: "Huh?"

"Come, come, Xiaoju/Flower class is starting!" Li Shandi put his arms around Gu Wenyan, "As the saying goes, best friends share their love history with each other. Let me talk about it first, and you can talk about it later."

He also wants to say it?How could he tell others about his barren history of unrequited love?Just as Gu Wenyan was about to say "forget it", Li Shandi had already started chattering——

"Ye Zun's older sister is Ye Jing, and the combination of their names means 'respect'. If I were to say that his parents are really sick, I wouldn't have given the child this name... It's beside the point, Ye Jing has been with her since she was a child." A certain tall, rich and handsome man made a baby kiss. Her fiancé is Lin Heng, who is my cousin, who is not related by blood. Ye Jing and Lin Heng get along well, but I didn't expect to be cut off halfway, 'pa 'One moment, Lin Heng was bent by me."

What a "snap" and clapping the dubbing effect, are you bending or breaking? It sounds so painful... Gu Wenyan complained while listening.

"Lin Heng was so kind to me. He didn't even want my family property because of me. The two of us eloped like this! The point is that Ye Zun, this dead sister-in-law, obeyed his sister's orders and was ordered to seduce me. My mind went crazy. Re went to bed with him, and was arrested by Lin Heng in bed, and they broke up. Then Lin Heng went back to Ye Jing's side. Damn, after thinking about it, the arrest of the female sex was probably planned. Is there such a coincidence? How do you feel after listening to it, do you think I am a disaster? Super cheap." Li Shandi put Gu Wenyan on the shoulder.

"Your face is sweating a lot." Gu Wenyan took out a tissue.

"Oh, it's hot..." Under the big air conditioner, Li Shandi covered her eyes with the back of her hand and couldn't remove it, "I asked for it all. No one will love me because I'm not worth it."

Gu Wenyan wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Li Shandi: "Okay! It's your turn!"

"I, I..." Gu Wenyan suddenly didn't know where to start, "I have never been in a relationship, but I have a crush on someone for a long time."

"Then you still have a crush on it!" Maybe it was because of Jiu Jin, Li Shandi patted him on the back vigorously, then fell on the table and muttered, "It's better not to have a crush on it, once it does, it will be full of troubles." Kong, if I let Lin Heng get married and have children from the very beginning... And you must never cheat, once you cheat, there is no turning back, no matter how much you think about him, he will never go back... The three of them are Heng Sanzhi Ye Zun's derailment can become a railway network, you have no position to criticize at all, no... because you are the same, once and a hundred times a thousand times, there is no difference, no..."

Gu Wenyan looked at Li Shandi who was so dejected, and felt distressed, not knowing what to do.

"I really regret it and want to go back, but what's the use?" Li Shandi lowered her head, tears bursting out, and the unbearable memories beat like waves in her mind, sweeping over and over again.

—— "I heard that Lin Heng and Ye Jing are together, and the wedding will be held soon."

——"I don't even want Lin Heng for you, I sacrificed so much, how can you treat me like this?"

——"Sacrifice? Li Shandi is the only one who can talk about cheating so freshly and refinedly."

—— "Where have you been, why are you only answering the phone now?"

—— "Are you looking for Ye Zun? He is playing and flying with us, do you want to come over?"

——"Li Shandi, what are you doing? Cut your wrists, who are you showing them to? You are also going to have fun, who cares about you?"

Yeah, nobody cares anymore.

No one is around.

It's all me.

The world fell silent and dark.

Li Shandi walked out of the room and caught a glimpse of a man and a woman communicating in the living room. Both of them had the same model figure, thin waist and long legs, tall and straight, and the silhouette in the dark was enough to move.

"Are you still with him?" The woman's voice was very soft.

The man approached her: "Yeah, isn't it for you?"

"Isn't it necessary? How long has it been? Besides, can he be free? I thought the people Ah Heng liked were so good, but I was so disappointed. They are exactly the same as those people you hooked up with outside. , I can't bear the loneliness."

"No." The man shrugged needlessly.

"Maybe he will meet many people who like him in the future, but there will never be anyone like Lin Heng who would give up his property and run away from home for him-he will regret it, but even if he looks back, Lin Heng will not I'll wait for him." The woman sighed.

Li Shandi leaned back against the wall, took out the cigarette and lighter in his pocket, and smoked silently.

The flames flickered, and the scenery in front of me began to blur.

Li Shandi opened his eyes and found that he was in his bedroom.

He scratched his head—the dream just now was a long time ago, but it was as clear as yesterday.

Like the seasonal flu, it swept over at regular intervals, not fatal but made him feel uncomfortable, his throat was choked, he couldn't speak, and he couldn't resist.

How should I forget you?Like migratory birds forgetting to migrate, the North Pole forgetting to freeze, and waves forgetting to swim along the coastline.

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==Forgot to set a fixed time for update. . .Probably because no one is watching. . SO, there is no burden or guilt 【Hello】.