urgent!How to pursue the president

Gu Wenyan went to Dubai on a business trip. He led a small team alone for half a month.The slogan of the small team before departure was to try to beg for $[-] per person before returning home.

Gu Wenyan was a little sad, because he was originally scheduled to go with the president, but now he is the only one leading the team.

In the evening, Gu Wenyan made a video call with the president to report the progress here. At the end of the report, both of them didn't realize that the topic had gone a thousand miles away——

Gu Wenyan talked about his experience: "Mr. Liu, the people here are very old and have a fast metabolism. They are my age and look like my dad. Their average life expectancy is only 50 years old." Unlike you, look at He is very resistant to aging, even at the age of 50, he is still a handsome uncle.

"That's it." Liu Qianjing smiled, leaned close to the camera and squinted his eyes, trying to see the picture clearly—is it his illusion?How do you see a pillow with his face printed on it in the corner of the sofa in the background?

Why is the president's face getting closer and closer, is it to see me clearly?Gu Wenyan said excitedly: "People here are so fat. The government has many activities. If you lose ten catties within a month, you will be rewarded with a gold bar. The locals don't go there. They are so lazy, like the person who handed over to us, who only works in one day One hour." Unlike you, you have a good figure and self-discipline, and the appearance of working hard is particularly charming.

Liu Qianjing echoed, "There's no way, it's the sequelae of Gao Fuli." Huh?It seems that there is a handmade doll next to the bed, wearing a suit and tie, is there such a doll on the market?But the video was too GV-quality, the president squinted hard and still couldn't see clearly.

Wow, the CEO's eyes are so revealing (?), as expected, beauty comes from distance, and a little farewell is better than a newlywed.Gu Wenyan's heart was in a frenzy, and he said solemnly on the surface: "Yes, the school here is always on holiday, when it rains, when the sun is too strong, when the wind blows, but the children here are good-looking." When we get married, we can adopt someone of Middle Eastern descent in the future, with particularly deep and beautiful features.

"That's it." Liu Qianjing continued to smile, forgetting that he couldn't see clearly.

Why did the president sit back?Gu Wenyan was disappointed, and continued to talk about the topic: "The chicken here is so big. A chicken leg weighs three catties. It doesn't seem to be turkey. I stewed the chicken leg for five hours and it was still hard. The quality of the meat is good. Also, last time we The car broke down, and I wanted to rent it, but the locals took me to buy a second-hand car, which only costs 2000 yuan, which is very cheap."

Liu Qianjing listened to these meaningless topics, but it was very useful, and he nodded frequently until his subordinates interrupted him to go to the meeting.

Gu Wenyan on this side saved nearly a hundred screenshots of the video that he secretly cut just now, and put them all in the "Our Happy Future" folder—yes!There are new materials around the president, although it is GV quality.

会议 室

"Your terms are too harsh. I'm sorry that we can't accept them, unless you give three points." Liu Qianjing handed the contract to Shandi beside him, and slammed the table cruelly, "Li Tezhu, what do you think? "

"Ah?" Li Shandi was confused.

Liu Qianjing's eyes signaled: Hurry up and step down to the other party, saying that since everyone is sincerely cooperating, each of you should take a step back and give each other benefits. If we are willing to suffer losses in exchange for long-term cooperation, just mention two points, and then I will reluctantly agree!

Li Shandi immediately understood it, and said with the momentum of bargaining in the vegetable market: "Mr. Liu is right, the three points can't be lower!!"

Liu Qianjing: "..."

Negotiations broke down successfully.

What about one good face and one red face, one approval and one pull?Why are you so stupid?Wen Yan didn't need to make eye contact, but communicated directly by brainwaves.

As soon as he left the conference room, the president stopped and asked amiably: "Sandy, are you a pig?" Before Shandy could react, he added: "You won't come from tomorrow."

Sandy Lee: "!!!!!!!"

Liu Qianjing walked into the office, and the assistant girl who came to help temporarily stood by the door, staring blankly at the legendary domineering president taking his seat, and chasing after the company's well-known connections.

"Brother, give me a chance, not everyone is covered in hacks like Brother Yan, brother!" Li Shandi stood next to him, afraid of losing his job.

It's like Liu Gengling's pig, everyone is worrying about it!

"Go away, don't get tired of me." Liu Qianjing shook off his arm and said to the assistant, "Tea."

"Okay, Mr. Liu." The assistant twisted his waist, picked up the delicate small teapot and walked over, gurgling down.

Liu Qianjing frowned: "Is this how you pour tea for others?"

Assistant: "Huh?"

Liu Qianjing waved: "Okay, let's do your work."

The assistant backed out at a loss, and Li Shandi hurriedly followed: "Xiao Yao, next time you pour tea, you have to hold the teapot with both hands, no matter how small the teapot is, and pour slowly, don't let the tea dregs fall out, we are not in a hurry ha."

The assistant finally reacted: "Ah, I'm sorry!"

"It's all right~" Li Shandi ran back after appeasing the girl, "The little girl is ignorant, don't scare her."

"She is ignorant, and you are ignorant?" Liu Qianjing didn't raise his head.

"How can I have a tacit understanding with you and Secretary Gu..." Li Shandi rubbed his nose——for the three-hour tug-of-war over the terms of the contract, it was already exhausting for him just to keep up with the rhythm, let alone judge the situation , quickly made a judgment and responded positively.In the middle of the meeting, he glanced at Liu Qianjing who was next to him. He was chasing and intercepting him calmly, fighting for every inch of his life.Female businessmen, no, the mental structure of elites is indeed different from that of ordinary people.

"Okay, you go out too." Liu Qianjing said angrily.

Li Shandi smiled and asked: "Then shall I come over tomorrow?"

Just screwed up a big contract and dare to smile?Liu Qianjing raised his face and smiled: "Come here, I will transfer you to the General Affairs Department tomorrow and be promoted to minister, are you happy?"

The General Affairs Department sounds high-ranking, but it is actually the property management department responsible for printing errands and repairs.It's a good time to rise up and down!

Li Shandi wished he could cross the desk and hug his thigh: "Brother! Don't!"...

So the daily topic in the tea room has successfully changed from gossip and complaints to a meeting of complaints——

"Today the president said my plan is a piece of shit..."

"I told you a long time ago, don't rely on Secretary Gu all the time, follow up the data in time, and find out at any time!"

"Today I got a perm. The president said that I violated the company's dress code and ordered me to flatten it tomorrow. It's obviously the same hairstyle as Secretary Gu..."

"That's because the CEO thinks you're ugly! It's not convenient for him to see things and think about others!"

"Today, the CEO thinks that my posture for making tea is wrong, and the coffee I make is not as good as Secretary Gu..."

"I was wronged. There was a meeting, and the president asked me if I was a pig, and told me not to come to work tomorrow. I was almost transferred to the General Affairs Department..."

"Why is the president so irritable today? Isn't he usually so high?"

in conclusion:

"The workplace is dangerous, comrades, you must choose the right thigh, and hold your thigh well!!!"

"Gu thigh, no, Secretary Gu, come back quickly!!!!"

A few days later, after returning to China, Gu Wenyan accidentally discovered that he had an extra nickname called "The Devil's Switch". He didn't know what it meant or where it came from, and no one dared to mention it in front of the president.

When Gu Wenyan got off the plane, Liu Qianjing, who was wearing a linen long trench coat, came to meet him. He had a yuppie accent, and his long legs moved with the wind, which was particularly eye-catching.

Decided!When he goes back, he wants to make a president doll in a windbreaker that is scaled down!Gu Wenyan quickly recorded the style of the windbreaker with the naked eye, and when Liu Qianjing walked in front of him, he had already determined the sketch of the cutting style of the non-woven fabric in his mind.

"Mr. Liu, why are you here?" Gu Wenyan happily took a step forward.

"It just so happens that there is no arrangement, so I came here." Can it be said that the idiots in the company are too annoying, and they can't wait to come and wash their eyes?He took a look at the other party: "It seems to be a little dark."

"I can't help it. It's in the Middle East, so it's too hot." Gu Wenyan asked hesitantly, "Can the boys be darker?"

Liu Qianjing nodded: "It's better to be black and healthy."

Gu Wenyan felt relieved.

Liu Qianjing asked, "Why did you come back so soon?" Three days earlier than scheduled.

"Uh, considering the work efficiency in Dubai, the time is actually given relatively loosely, and then I emphasized to them that this schedule is tight..." It can't be said that he wants to return to China early, and he desperately encourages his subordinates to work overtime, right?

Liu Qianjing interrupted him: "Didn't you say that you will come back after begging for [-] dollars?"

Gu Wenyan replied seriously: "Huh? That's all to promote the appearance of the city, telling some beautiful women to drive luxury cars to the scenic spots, and their taxis, ambulances, and police cars are not Lamborghinis, just one or two, which are useless for business. Just drive it out for publicity. If you really go begging, you can’t make any money, and you don’t have a luxury car to pick up.”

"Just kidding—how did you develop such a serious personality?" Liu Qianjing flicked his curly hair—and finally found it. When I saw a curly hair before, I thought of the little secretary, but he was not there. Right now, I'm getting bored to death.

"Naturally." Gu Wenyan thought for a while, "Since I was a child, as long as I am serious, there is nothing I can't do."

What's the matter with this domineering look that is bound to win?Shouldn't it be standard equipment for the president?Liu Qianjing's heart skipped a beat, and he loosened his tie uncomfortably—is this the rhythm of the little secretary's counterattack?No, no, he didn't attack him, how could there be a reaction...

The president rubbed his bouncing chest, and felt that there was something wrong with his distraction at this time, and the little secretary who suddenly acted like a domineering president was also very problematic.

The author has something to say:

What I have seen and heard in Dubai is based on a little brother who is familiar with doing business in Dubai, and I am not responsible for the authenticity~