Jiang Hu misunderstood me a lot

In the entire rivers and lakes, the most famous wedding recently took place in Jiangzhou.

Thunderbolt Hall Lei Family.

Fifth son of Lei, Lei Ce.

In the streets and alleys of Jiangzhou, even peddlers and pawns in the market are talking about this upcoming event with great enthusiasm.

The young hero in his prime, became famous overnight, full of vigor and high spirits.Now that he is returning to his hometown, he will marry a wife again.There is no better time in life than this.Who doesn't love to hear such legends?The locals are even more proud of him.

In less than three days, even the storytelling jokes about the fifth son of Lei stabbing Jin Kou three times and ranking first in the list of young heroes appeared in teahouses of all sizes in Jiangzhou.

Jiangzhou is the main hall of the Thunderbolt Hall, the land of the Lei family, and the fifth son of Lei is of course a hero in the hearts of the locals, a proud young knight.Rumors like the list of villains can't be compared with his deeds!

Liang Yufeng followed Shi Tongyu in the market, and found that no matter whether it was a teahouse or a wine shop, he rarely heard his own jokes, and Lei Wu's legend was everywhere.In a good mood, I can't help sighing silently, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, and sigh, the strong dragon does not overwhelm the local snake.

For things like gossip, it turns out that every place has its own wind direction!

There is no wine in the world, and there are famous buildings in the world.

The Xunyang Tower in Jiangzhou City is named after the Xunyang River.Su Dongpo, a great writer, wrote a plaque for this building, and Song Jiang, the leader of anti-thieves, wrote anti-poems here while drunk, leading to the legend of heroes from Liangshanpo making troubles in Jiangzhou.It's not hard to understand that heroes of the rivers and lakes and martial arts comrades especially favor this place.

Liang Yufeng and Shi Tongyu went up to the second floor, only to see a noisy crowd.

The storyteller on the stage patted Xingmu, and said: "The book continues. It is said that although the five young masters assassinated Tan Shicheng, the general of the Jin Kingdom, they were injured by poisonous arrows and hit the chest and abdomen. By chance, they escaped the encirclement. He kept chasing after him. He turned into an alley, burst out with poisonous wounds, and said that he was going to die, and fell to the ground. At this time, there was a family who quietly opened the back door and rescued him. Another village."

Liang Yufeng smiled and said, "Hey, this joke is also being said here."

Shi Tongyu didn't say much, he found an empty seat and sat down.Dr. Tea hurriedly brought tea and dried fruits.

The storyteller on the stage made a fool of himself and said, "Everyone, do you know who is saving lives?"

Someone at the bottom jokingly said: "Since ancient times, heroes have been matched with beauties. Now that heroes are in trouble, it must be beauties who come to rescue them!"

The storyteller said with a smile: "This lord is very good! Let's say that this family in the alley was originally a wealthy businessman. Unfortunately, he died of the epidemic, leaving behind a charming new widowed gentleman. If you want to ask her How she was born, she really is a lotus like a face and a willow like an eyebrow, and the autumn water is like the jade and the bones, and her whole body is even more colorful. This girl's name is Min Sanniang, and Mr. Lei Wu was seriously injured, so she was saved by this pretty widow and returned home."

Shi Tongyu couldn't help but startled when he heard Min Sanniang's name.

The two of them came to this Xunyang Tower, of course, not to visit famous places, but to see if there is any chance to attend Lei Ce's wedding in a fair manner.After all, if they were looking for someone, it would be best if they could sneak into the inner hall where official guests could enter.

Liang Yufeng said curiously: "The story this gentleman told is quite different."

Dr. Cha was pouring tea for him, while apologizing in a low voice, "Our Mr. Fan Baitong is the number one in Jiangzhou City. He is the only one who has this passage, and you will definitely not hear it in other places!"

The storyteller took a sip of tea and said again: "Everyone here must know that the fifth son of Lei is Fengshen and handsome, and he is the number one handsome man in our Jiangzhou city. Even the three heroes of Xunyang with him The other two young masters were also inferior. Min Sanniang was a widow at home, unable to sleep alone. Seeing the appearance of the fifth young master, her heart suddenly started to spring up, and her passion was as hot as fire. At that moment, regardless of her own frailty, she half hugged and half dragged the fifth young master back. At home. When the pursuers arrived, they searched from house to house, and they spared no expense to manage them one by one, covering up all the flaws."

At this time, a rascal shouted strangely: "Be darling, darling! Lei Wu's little white face was born worthy, wonderful, and croaking!"

There was a burst of laughter underneath.

Shi Tongyu frowned slightly.However, Liang Yufeng raised his thumb: "I may not be convinced if I say anything else, but the face of Fifth Young Master is really speechless."

Listening to other people's gossip is very different from listening to other people's gossip.Young Master Liang is in a great mood now, refreshed and extremely comfortable.

A young man who was sitting close to him saw his appearance and teased him: "Young master, you are not bad."

Shi Tongyu's face turned dark when he heard it.

Liang Yufeng didn't think it was disobedient, lightly shook his feather fan, and smiled leisurely: "That's that."

With Shi Tongyu's shell on his back, he is already refined and outstanding, so it's rare that he can take a joke.The man smiled and couldn't help but look at him several more times.

The storyteller glanced at them, and then knocked on the wood again: "It's just that although the fifth son was rescued by her, the poisoned arrow was easy to pull out, but the poisonous heart attack was hard to save. Min Sanniang couldn't think about it, so she had to give up her life. He sucked out the poisonous blood from the wound with a small cherry mouth. But he said that the five young masters felt that the wound was covered with two sweet lips, which were smooth and tender, and lively and fragrant. He deliberately refused, but in a panic, he touched the pretty widow's lips. The slender hands felt as soft as if they had no bones, and suddenly their minds fluttered, and they could only murmur, "I can't do it. But the bones are already crisp and fascinated, and I have no strength to push them away."

When the big men in the hall heard this, imagining the glamorous scene, they couldn't help being mesmerized, almost drooling.For a moment, the whole hall was silent.

Shi Tongyu's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, seeing that Liang Yufeng beside him was also listening with gusto, he couldn't help but sneered: "Hearing that his mouth is full of nonsense, the more he speaks, the more he can't speak, are you still motivated?"

Liang Yufeng licked the melon seeds, shook his head and said, "No, no. Brother, you underestimated him!" He narrowed his eyes, "This old gentleman is not talking nonsense. Listen carefully, many details are all in place."

The storyteller saw that a bunch of heads were listening intently, he couldn't help but twisted his goatee, and said triumphantly: "It is said that Min Sanniang saved the fifth young master with all her might, but she poisoned her blood. A pretty face turned black in the blink of an eye, swelled and turned purple. As a last resort, I had no choice but to slash my face with a dagger several times to let the blood out to heal the poison. Poor that beautiful face, it was ruined just like that. "

Immediately, someone yelled: "Hey!" I thought it was a pity.

Shi Tongyu was thoughtful: "The scar on her face is indeed a scratch like a dagger."

Liang Yufeng nodded: "I believe she is a beauty with those eyes anyway."

Shi Tongyu pondered: "To say she is a widow is not just talking about it."

Liang Yufeng replied: "Yes. Elder sister Min is obviously older than Lei Wuwu. They are not married yet, but she wears a woman's hair bun."

The two looked at each other.

Liang Yufeng spat out a bunch of melon seeds, and wondered: "It's just that, how did the storyteller know about all these secrets?"

Shi Tongyu smiled lightly: "It is said that Jiangzhou is the territory of Thunderbolt Hall. If no one is behind the scenes, who would dare to arrange the private affairs of Lei's family in public?"

That storyteller was making a living on the land of Jiangzhou, and dared to tell all the secrets of the local family. Not only is he capable, but he is also courageous enough!

The storyteller on the stage coughed, cleared his throat and said again: "Guest officials, let me say that the fifth son wakes up slowly, and feels very guilty when he sees his benefactor's appearance completely destroyed. As I said before, this Min Sanniang loves him young and handsome. Her heart was moved. Seeing this situation, she immediately took it to heart. She wept and said that her husband died early, and there was no livelihood in Zhongzhong. She only asked the fifth son to take her back to her homeland to find a way out. The fifth son thanked her for saving her life The kindness is naturally a promise. Min Sanniang said again, it would be inconvenient for lonely men and widows to go on the road together, so it is better to pretend to be siblings."

Someone underneath said in surprise, "Ah?"

The storyteller smiled, and continued: "I don't understand this master. Min Sanniang clearly misses our five sons, but she excuses herself to be sisters and brothers?" Guo, Fang Xian is a military strategist planning. In this romantic arena, men and women love each other, and if you want to catch them, you will play hard, half-pushing, half-successful, which is also a good method in general."

Another person down below didn't take it seriously: "This widow is a widow with a ruined face and a broken face. What daydreams are she still doing? The fifth son of Lei is a world-class hero, and she is worthy of it?"

The storyteller shook his head and sighed, "What this master said is true. It's just that the authorities are obsessed, but the bystanders are clear. The fifth son became famous as a young man, and he was a chivalrous man. How have we seen the widow and lady's coquettish methods? The more dignified and self-restraining she is, the more the fifth son is free. Compassion begets love. The two of them walked together to avoid the pursuit of the golden soldiers. In times of crisis, they inevitably avoided the defense of men and women. The two of them were not real siblings. , Zensheng can bear it?"

When everyone heard this, the good-for-nothing scoundrel shouted, "That's all. Poor Lei Wu, who was so good at carrying a tender grass, was gnawed away by the old cow!"

Suddenly burst into laughter.

Shi Tongyu just took a sip of tea and almost spit it out of his nostrils.He coughed for a while.

Liang Yufeng obviously wanted to go with him, imagining Lei Wu's shock and laughter when he heard this.He raised his teacup, made a respectful toast to the man from a distance, and said solemnly, "I respect him as a man."

He dared to make fun of the fiery Lei Wu over and over again, he was indeed a real warrior.

The person next to him must have heard it too, laughed and gave him another look.

The storyteller wiped his sweat and said: "Guest officials, don't you hear that heroes are short-tempered and their sons and daughters love each other? You must know that the overlord of Chu, Wujiang, was defeated and refused to cross Jiangdong because Yu Ji was dead. In the Fengyi Pavilion, there was a divorce, a hero of the first generation and a family slave of three surnames, and his reputation was ruined for Diaochan. Our fifth son Lei is also a great hero with love and righteousness. It is inevitable to be trapped in this gentle village. When his love is strong, hold Yi Ren's jade hand, promised a thousand gold and one promise, only said that he returned to his hometown, and the matchmaker must be married. Everyone, this is the origin of this big wedding in Jiangzhou City, and we will stop here in this book. It is: Poor Heroic young man, sorry for the pink beauty pass! Thank you for your support!"

The handyman hurriedly held the tea tray to beg for reward money, and he gained a lot from going around the field.There were also quite a few gangsters who generously donated their money, throwing a handful of copper coins into the plate with a "crash", attracting the attention of the four from time to time.

For a while, there was a lot of people's voices, and the house was full of noise.Everyone is talking about the fifth young master Lei, who is handsome and famous all over the world. Could the bride of this wedding really be a disfigured widow?

There is a saying that says Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.

At this time, there were several "thump, thump, thump" sounds in the stairwell.The sound of these footsteps was nothing unusual. There were many guests in Xunyang Tower, and it was not uncommon to come and go.

It's just that as soon as the guest came in, the whole room was silent.

In an instant, a needle can be heard.

The one who came in was dressed in a brocade robe with a long knife hanging from his waist. He was handsome and heroic, but his face was full of anger.

It is the hero who is famous all over the world, everyone knows everyone, the number one young hero in the world today——

Thunderbolt and thunder, Wushuang's sword.

The fifth son of Lei Celei.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, the guy who collected the money turned his head and saw, "clang clang", the copper coins on the tea tray fell to the ground.

"Lei, fifth son Lei, you, why are you here?"

Fan Baiyu, a fluent storyteller, also seemed to have a knot in his tongue.

Lei Ce remained silent with a sullen face, but another voice spoke up: "I heard that Mr. Fan in Xunyanglou has a new book to be lectured, and I will come and listen to it with Fifth Brother."

This voice, clear and gentle, elegant and warm, makes the listener feel like a spring breeze.

Liang Yufeng was in a trance when he first heard it: "This person's voice..."

Shi Tongyu was puzzled: "Huh?"

"It sounds a bit like nameless..."

When Shi Tongyu heard the words, he stood up suddenly: "The person who borrowed the soul-fixing orb?"

Could it be that the phrase "If you break through the iron shoes, you can't find a place to find it, it doesn't take much effort to get it"?

His heart was shaking, he couldn't help himself, and stared away.