My brother is so strong, I am also disappointed

I yelled "ho", "ha", "hey" outside Xia Yu's door all morning. I don't know how many times I have practiced the first form of the Nine Mountains Sword Art offensive style. But as soon as his breath weakened, Xia Yu, who was sitting in the room eating melon seeds, would make a move.Whenever I can't catch my breath, or my voice is low, I will be hit by melon seeds twice in the next instant.Xia Yu used the melon seed husk as a hidden weapon, and he also picked out the acupuncture points to hit, one hit was accurate and it was very painful.

The most exasperating thing was that when I practiced until noon, he didn't let me go or let me eat. When the disciple brought the food, he just sat at the door with a bowl and ate it for me to watch.

My body and mind are taking a hit and I haven't eaten since morning!

I couldn't take it anymore, and I couldn't practice anymore, so I just lay down on the ground.Xia Yu, do whatever you like, I just feel that I am going to die right now, right now.

"Do you think you're a three-year-old kid? Still playing tricks on me?" Xia Yu said.

I don’t care much about what he said anymore. My thoughts are all on the sweet and sour pork ribs in his bowl. Uncle Li in the kitchen today must have put soy sauce from Master Wang’s home in the town.

"Get up! What does a big man look like lying on the ground!" It felt like Xia Yu was about to get angry again.

Get angry, hit me if you have the ability, even if you hit me, I won't practice today, if I practice to the death in one day, I won't be able to practice your momentum for more than 20 years.How can I say that I am also the second uncle of the Nine Mountains sect, it doesn't matter if you are in charge of the sect, but am I living a life like a human?

"Get up and practice again, and let you eat!"

Under my passive resistance, Xia Yu finally compromised, and I immediately got up and practiced again seriously.It is my principle to accept as soon as you see it. Now that he agrees, it will be of no benefit to me to confront him again.

After this practice, I stared at him helplessly. He could stab me through with a pen, and I could burn two holes out of him with my eyes.

"Come over if you want to eat! I'm annoyed when you look so awkward!" Xia Yu said.

When he's bored, I'm happy.I sat down next to him unceremoniously and ate three pieces of sweet and sour pork ribs.Uncle Li's cooking skills are really getting better and better.

Today I have made a new discovery. Xia Yu is a person who doesn't eat oil and salt, and doesn't eat soft and hard. You can bother him, and when he is so annoying that he doesn't want to see me, he will naturally compromise, he will agree to my request and then quickly send me out.

I'm such a genius.

"Have you eaten yet?" Xia Yu said, "Continue to practice after eating!"

If people's faces turn black when they are angry, then Xia Yu's face must have just lifted from the ink tank.

"I... I'm going to town in the afternoon!" I hurriedly found an excuse, I was almost exhausted from practicing all morning, and I really couldn't bear to come back in the afternoon, not everyone is as strong as Xia Yu .

"What are you doing in town?"

"Well... I have an appointment with a few gentlemen, and I will deliver the storybook to them today." Yes, that's right, I am going to deliver the storybook, and I will not tell you that I wrote you in the storybook. Centipede's libertine!

"Not doing business properly."

"To be a man, one must keep one's word!"

Although Xia Yu is dissatisfied with my storybook writing, he also values ​​credibility. I have already promised him that I will deliver the storybook today, and he will not let me miss the appointment.

"The town has not been peaceful recently, so don't run around. What's lost today will be made up tomorrow." Xia Yu finally agreed.

The cheers in my heart went straight to the sky, I am relieved today, let’s talk about tomorrow, tomorrow I will get up early and slip away, I will not let you find it!

……

When I went down the mountain, I went straight to the small teahouse I was most familiar with. The gentleman there already knew me, he was a friend, and I loved listening to his storytelling.

When I went today, the storyteller was talking about the script I wrote last time, which was a story about an ugly fortune teller with a wretched heart who got rid of monsters by chance.It was inconvenient for me to interrupt, so I sat down and listened, and he added many details and vivid dialogues to the story I wrote, showing the wretched image of the fortune teller to the fullest.And I just said that the way of heaven is good reincarnation, Feng Dafu, you can't think of it!

However, the way of heaven is reincarnation, if I laugh at Feng Dafu, I will have retribution.

I never thought that I was being watched by someone. I listened to the book with relish in the familiar small teahouse, and I didn’t notice that there were more and more audiences sitting around, until a person covered my mouth from behind. , and put a knife on my neck.

Damn it!Why was I held up by someone with a knife again!

I subconsciously wanted to draw my sword, but as soon as I raised my hand, more than a dozen swords, guns, swords and halberds lined up around me, as if an iron thorn flower had bloomed around me.The sword was out of its sheath, and other guests around ran away one after another. The table was knocked over and the teapot was broken. I feel sorry for the boss.

"Xia Yu, you're really laid back." The voice from behind was low, with a hint of sour coolness, it felt like it was squeezed out from between the teeth.

"Hmm..." I want to say again that I'm not Xia Yu!What kind of enemy is this time!Are you enemies blind?Would Xia Yu wear the toga with long sleeves that scholars like me often wear?Would Xia Yu come to this small teahouse to listen to books?

"This time you have finally fallen into my hands. Don't worry, I will treat you well." It was still the yin and yang strangeness squeezed out from between the teeth, and it sounded three-point excited and five-point pleasantly surprised.

It was the girl Xia Yu provoked last time, is it the gangster Xia Yu provoked this time?This tone, this voice, I suspect that after he took me away, he would either eat me alive or turn me into sweet and sour pork ribs.At this time, I suddenly felt that Miss Tong Tong was very gentle and cute when she first met me.

"Get ready to take me away!" The person behind me gave an order, and immediately three or four people surrounded me, one covered my eyes with a black cloth, and two or three tied my hands and feet.The cooperation is tacit, the division of labor is clear, and the technique is skillful. At first glance, you can tell that you have been in this business for a long time, 360 lines, and the top picks in every line. The professionalism of this group of kidnappers makes me want to applaud them.

"Hurry up, hurry up, tie up a few more layers, if it is loosely tied, how can it be worthy of Master Xia's good martial arts?"

I have a mouthful of dirty words that I want to say right now, but it's a pity that this man's hands are too strong, I was almost suffocated by him, and I couldn't say anything.

Finally, I felt that my whole body was tied up like a rice dumpling, my wrists were strangled by thick hemp ropes, my arms were twisted behind my back, and my body and feet were tied up several times, so I couldn’t move at all.At this time, the person instructing them to tie me up was also satisfied, and raised his hand to say hello, "Let's go!"

I can't see anything now, I just feel like the world is spinning for a while, and then I leave the ground.If I didn't guess wrong, this person carried me on his shoulders, just like Xia Yu carried me back to the room from the door of the Jiushan School. I can even feel that this person is taller than Xia Yu, and his shoulders are taller than Xia Yu's. Be wider.

Don't you guys with great strength have nowhere to use your energy?

And as soon as this person made a move, I knew that I was definitely not his opponent, not to mention that he had at least a dozen people with him, so I couldn't have a chance to run away.

What can I do, I can only shout desperately while I can speak now: "Hero, spare your life! You have admitted the wrong person!"