The weak and beautiful man is actually an attack
Chapter 226 - The Lion Instructor Stays in the Ghost Residence
Han Anxin is on winter vacation now, and he and Xing Ming are staying at home, so Xing Ye directly took Xiao Xinming to the ghost house.
Han Anxin has been busy in the kitchen. Although Xiao Xinming is only a few months old, he can still eat some normal meals.Xiao Xinming likes to eat fish the most, so Han Anxin specially made fish porridge for Xiao Xinming today. After carefully removing all the thorns in the fish, he boiled it for a long time and wanted to give it to his son when he came back. Yes, but I didn't expect that it was still Xiao Xinming who was frozen in the arms of Xing Ye.
"Will it take a year to wake up?" After listening to Xing Ye's explanation, Han Anxin held the big bowl of porridge in frustration. He originally wanted the family of three to have a good winter vacation, but he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen.
Xing Ming saw Han Anxin's disappointment, put his hand on his shoulder, patted him twice, and comforted him: "There is no way, experts say it will help his growth."
"However, I made porridge for him. He likes to drink fish porridge the most, and he eats it clean every time." Han Anxin looked down at the steaming porridge in the bowl, his nose was sore, and there was even a little porridge in his eye sockets. moist.
"Then let my mother help him eat it." Xing Ming took the porridge from Han Anxin's hand, dried it in one gulp, and exclaimed, "It's delicious."
"This is for the baby." Han Anxin emphasized.
Xing Ming smiled and said: "Mother and child are connected, it's the same if I eat it. I eat it on behalf of him."
"..." Han Anxin looked at Xing Ming angrily, and suddenly wanted to punch this shameless man.
Xing Ye looked at his younger brother's actions, and directly covered his forehead with his hands, "My younger brother really caused you trouble."
Xing Ming: "Where am I causing trouble..."
Xing Ye directly ignored the words behind Xing Ming, propped his head on his hands, his originally soft face instantly became serious, "Okay, let's get down to business, today I brought Xiao Xinming back, and I was ambushed on the way back."
"Ambush?" The two said in unison.
Xing Ye nodded, and looked at Xiao Xinming who was sleeping on the sofa, "Yes, I was ambushed, but Xiao Xinming."
Han Anxin stood up in shock and slapped the table, "Why is it a baby?"
"They want to use Xiao Xinming as a container for possession. I guess it's Hu Qianyan. Since Xiao Xinming was born, we have done everything we can to babysit him. It can be said that besides our acquaintances, there are still a few of us. Except for the high-level monsters I specially hired, no one knows about the existence of Xiao Xinming. The only time..."
"It was the time Baobao went to the building to save us. Hu Qianyan was also shocked by his ability at that time, and was very interested in him, but didn't he die cleanly in the punishment of heaven?" Han Anxin said.
"Ah, we took the monsters to search for a long time, and indeed we cleared all the eyes of the scene. I can be sure of this, but..." Xing Ye put his index finger on his chin, and there was something else in his heart. Thought, "Maybe he hides his eyes somewhere else, it's a fox after all..."
"That's right, Hu Qianyan has always been very cunning, and he will reserve everything for himself. He really knows how to hide his eyes." The angry boy rang out from behind Xing Ye.
Several people looked behind Xing Ye, and found that the lion instructor was grinning at them, "Hey, how are you all."
"It's not very good." Han Anxin looked at the lion instructor and flattened his mouth. "After seeing you, my mood is even worse."
"Don't worry, you are my future father-in-law." The lion instructor looked at Han Anxin with a smile. Although the smile on his face was handsome, it was very unworthy of a beating.
"I didn't agree." Han Anxin turned his head aside, "You have taught my baby so many bad habits, if he is with you, he will definitely become barbaric."
"Your son is a little cat demon, so he has to learn some cat habits, otherwise he will be laughed at by other cats."
"No, my baby's soul is human, he just possessed the body of the kitten."
"That's a cat, too."
"Cats can't lick their ass with their tongues!" Han Anxin felt the atmosphere after thinking about it, and patted the table several times with all his hands.
"Ass licking?" Xing Ye squinted at Instructor Lion. He was very busy these days and really didn't have time to watch his nephew's condition. Most of his nephews were in kindergarten during the day. Unexpectedly, such a thing would happen. "Shizi, I think you should explain to me about our little cutie's ass licking."
"This one……"
"I asked you to be a teacher in my kindergarten because of your sincerity, but you teach our children like this? Don't forget, I can fire you at any time." Xing Ye threatened.
"I, I'm just giving him the habits of cats."
"Our child is not a cat. How many times have I said that he is a cat possessed by a human soul. He will go to a human school and live with humans in the future. He needs to use toilet paper, toilet paper! "
Instructor Lion: "Ah, yes, I was just teaching him what to do when there is no toilet paper."
Xing Ye was displeased with the words of the lion instructor, "Our family is so rich, will there be no toilet paper? Besides, we can use leaves without toilet paper. It seems that I really want to consider dismissing you."
"Don't, we will be a family in the future. If you fire me, I will find other ways to get close to him." Lion Instructor said.
"Hey...why are you staring at my son..." Xing Ming supported his head and looked weakly at the lion instructor.
"Because he has a special buttocks, and he has a scent on his body. I like him very much. Although I also like you, but you are human, we are not suitable." The lion instructor looked at Xing Ming with a smile.
Xing Mingbie looked at him with a chill, "I think I can choose to chant scriptures to save you and try it, even if it is a monster cultivating immortals, you should not be able to completely withstand it."
"Don't, don't, I'm just joking. I think we should talk about the business now, about Fox Thousand Eyes." Instructor Lion hurriedly changed the topic. He really couldn't stand Buddhism because he was a half-way cultivator, although he could talk to other cultivators. Obtained the immortality like the monsters in the world, but there is no way to resist the Dharma.
Xing Ye: "Do you know Hu Qianyan very well?"
Instructor Lion nodded, "I understand."
"Then do you know where he is hiding? He is eyeing Xiao Xinming now, and we must get rid of him."
"With me here, he doesn't dare to do anything to my future wife? Today I have said harsh words. If he dares to hit my wife again, I will kill him."
"I want to know the whereabouts of his remaining eyes right now." Xing Ye rested his chin on his clasped hands, "My nephew's safety cannot be threatened in any way."
The lion instructor shrugged, "But I don't know where his eyes are hiding. I can only stay with the little guy to ensure his safety."
Xing Ye snorted coldly, "I don't necessarily need you to guarantee my nephew's safety."
"No, only I can guarantee his safety, because in this world, only my strength can compete with Hu Qianyan, even if Hu Qianyan only has one eye left."
"Brother Cloak is fine too." Han Anxin said.
The lion instructor was extremely confident at this time. He rubbed his nose with his fingers, and said confidently: "I admit that that guardian spirit is very powerful, but he is not as powerful as me, and Hu Qianyan once ate it. Loss, I won’t eat it a second time. Although he and his bow and arrow have 6000 years of cultivation together, they are still not as powerful as the thousand-eyed fox who is over [-] years old. You have only one choice, and that is to stay with me and take care of me. Protect this little guy."
The lion instructor clasped his muscular hands in front of his chest, raised his eyebrows and looked at the three people in front of him, "So, what is your decision?"
Xing Ming spread his hands, "Do we have any other choices?"
"No."
"Okay, then you can stay here." Han Anxin leaned on Xing Ming's shoulder discouragedly, "Go to the fourth floor, and Qiushui will arrange a place for you."
"no problem."
Xing Ye: "From now on, you will be by Xiao Xinming's side 24 hours a day."
"no problem."
Xing Ming: "Don't do unhealthy things to my son, and don't teach him badly after he wakes up."
"no problem."
The Lion Instructor seemed to have been prepared a long time ago. He took a large bag of salutes from somewhere, and went upstairs with the salutes on his back.
"Is it really okay to let him take care of Xiao Xinming? I'm really worried." Seeing that the lion instructor had already gone upstairs, Han Anxin said worriedly with his hands on his cheeks.
"He has been a soldier for a long time. He can complete the tasks assigned to him by his superiors on time. The leaders in the army have given him good comments. What's more, he is the most powerful of all the monsters I hired. One, Xiao Xinming handed it to him, normally there is no problem, but he has a very big shortcoming.
"His shortcomings have always been many." Han Anxin complained.
"But that's his most fatal flaw."
"what?"
"He is addicted to drinking, and he gets drunk every time he drinks. There is a black spot on his resume. Because of drinking too much and getting drunk, a company of people was wiped out. After that, he went to the military academy as an instructor, so he must not be allowed to touch alcohol."
Xing Ming smiled after hearing this, "It's similar to Xiaoxin, but if Xiaoxin drinks alcohol, his strength will go berserk, and if he gets angry, he will become terrible."
"Don't tell me about this too, teacher." Han Anxin punched Xing Ming.
"Hehe, I'm telling the truth."
"I'll take the baby to bed, and you guys can handle dinner by yourself." Han Anxin hugged Xiao Xinming and walked to the room.
Xing Ming: "..."
Xing Ye glared at Xing Ming, "Let you talk more."
"Hehe...then I can only eat the porridge that Xiaoxin cooked for the baby, brother, this porridge is also quite delicious."
"Alas..." Xing Ye felt deeply tired, got up and went to the kitchen, "Your eldest brother, I will only cook this meal for you once."
"That's really hard work, brother." Xing Ming got up from the dining table and walked to the second floor. The spirit bodies on the second floor quickly surrounded him.
"The teacher is getting more and more naughty now."
"Yes, yes."
"Hurry up and coax Xiaoxin, the baby is like this, he is in a bad mood."
"Understood, be obedient, go play somewhere else first." Xing Ming stretched out his hand and poked the little spirit body.
"Ah~ Don't poke people like this, I hate it~" A group of spirit bodies floated away delicately.
Han Anxin has been busy in the kitchen. Although Xiao Xinming is only a few months old, he can still eat some normal meals.Xiao Xinming likes to eat fish the most, so Han Anxin specially made fish porridge for Xiao Xinming today. After carefully removing all the thorns in the fish, he boiled it for a long time and wanted to give it to his son when he came back. Yes, but I didn't expect that it was still Xiao Xinming who was frozen in the arms of Xing Ye.
"Will it take a year to wake up?" After listening to Xing Ye's explanation, Han Anxin held the big bowl of porridge in frustration. He originally wanted the family of three to have a good winter vacation, but he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen.
Xing Ming saw Han Anxin's disappointment, put his hand on his shoulder, patted him twice, and comforted him: "There is no way, experts say it will help his growth."
"However, I made porridge for him. He likes to drink fish porridge the most, and he eats it clean every time." Han Anxin looked down at the steaming porridge in the bowl, his nose was sore, and there was even a little porridge in his eye sockets. moist.
"Then let my mother help him eat it." Xing Ming took the porridge from Han Anxin's hand, dried it in one gulp, and exclaimed, "It's delicious."
"This is for the baby." Han Anxin emphasized.
Xing Ming smiled and said: "Mother and child are connected, it's the same if I eat it. I eat it on behalf of him."
"..." Han Anxin looked at Xing Ming angrily, and suddenly wanted to punch this shameless man.
Xing Ye looked at his younger brother's actions, and directly covered his forehead with his hands, "My younger brother really caused you trouble."
Xing Ming: "Where am I causing trouble..."
Xing Ye directly ignored the words behind Xing Ming, propped his head on his hands, his originally soft face instantly became serious, "Okay, let's get down to business, today I brought Xiao Xinming back, and I was ambushed on the way back."
"Ambush?" The two said in unison.
Xing Ye nodded, and looked at Xiao Xinming who was sleeping on the sofa, "Yes, I was ambushed, but Xiao Xinming."
Han Anxin stood up in shock and slapped the table, "Why is it a baby?"
"They want to use Xiao Xinming as a container for possession. I guess it's Hu Qianyan. Since Xiao Xinming was born, we have done everything we can to babysit him. It can be said that besides our acquaintances, there are still a few of us. Except for the high-level monsters I specially hired, no one knows about the existence of Xiao Xinming. The only time..."
"It was the time Baobao went to the building to save us. Hu Qianyan was also shocked by his ability at that time, and was very interested in him, but didn't he die cleanly in the punishment of heaven?" Han Anxin said.
"Ah, we took the monsters to search for a long time, and indeed we cleared all the eyes of the scene. I can be sure of this, but..." Xing Ye put his index finger on his chin, and there was something else in his heart. Thought, "Maybe he hides his eyes somewhere else, it's a fox after all..."
"That's right, Hu Qianyan has always been very cunning, and he will reserve everything for himself. He really knows how to hide his eyes." The angry boy rang out from behind Xing Ye.
Several people looked behind Xing Ye, and found that the lion instructor was grinning at them, "Hey, how are you all."
"It's not very good." Han Anxin looked at the lion instructor and flattened his mouth. "After seeing you, my mood is even worse."
"Don't worry, you are my future father-in-law." The lion instructor looked at Han Anxin with a smile. Although the smile on his face was handsome, it was very unworthy of a beating.
"I didn't agree." Han Anxin turned his head aside, "You have taught my baby so many bad habits, if he is with you, he will definitely become barbaric."
"Your son is a little cat demon, so he has to learn some cat habits, otherwise he will be laughed at by other cats."
"No, my baby's soul is human, he just possessed the body of the kitten."
"That's a cat, too."
"Cats can't lick their ass with their tongues!" Han Anxin felt the atmosphere after thinking about it, and patted the table several times with all his hands.
"Ass licking?" Xing Ye squinted at Instructor Lion. He was very busy these days and really didn't have time to watch his nephew's condition. Most of his nephews were in kindergarten during the day. Unexpectedly, such a thing would happen. "Shizi, I think you should explain to me about our little cutie's ass licking."
"This one……"
"I asked you to be a teacher in my kindergarten because of your sincerity, but you teach our children like this? Don't forget, I can fire you at any time." Xing Ye threatened.
"I, I'm just giving him the habits of cats."
"Our child is not a cat. How many times have I said that he is a cat possessed by a human soul. He will go to a human school and live with humans in the future. He needs to use toilet paper, toilet paper! "
Instructor Lion: "Ah, yes, I was just teaching him what to do when there is no toilet paper."
Xing Ye was displeased with the words of the lion instructor, "Our family is so rich, will there be no toilet paper? Besides, we can use leaves without toilet paper. It seems that I really want to consider dismissing you."
"Don't, we will be a family in the future. If you fire me, I will find other ways to get close to him." Lion Instructor said.
"Hey...why are you staring at my son..." Xing Ming supported his head and looked weakly at the lion instructor.
"Because he has a special buttocks, and he has a scent on his body. I like him very much. Although I also like you, but you are human, we are not suitable." The lion instructor looked at Xing Ming with a smile.
Xing Mingbie looked at him with a chill, "I think I can choose to chant scriptures to save you and try it, even if it is a monster cultivating immortals, you should not be able to completely withstand it."
"Don't, don't, I'm just joking. I think we should talk about the business now, about Fox Thousand Eyes." Instructor Lion hurriedly changed the topic. He really couldn't stand Buddhism because he was a half-way cultivator, although he could talk to other cultivators. Obtained the immortality like the monsters in the world, but there is no way to resist the Dharma.
Xing Ye: "Do you know Hu Qianyan very well?"
Instructor Lion nodded, "I understand."
"Then do you know where he is hiding? He is eyeing Xiao Xinming now, and we must get rid of him."
"With me here, he doesn't dare to do anything to my future wife? Today I have said harsh words. If he dares to hit my wife again, I will kill him."
"I want to know the whereabouts of his remaining eyes right now." Xing Ye rested his chin on his clasped hands, "My nephew's safety cannot be threatened in any way."
The lion instructor shrugged, "But I don't know where his eyes are hiding. I can only stay with the little guy to ensure his safety."
Xing Ye snorted coldly, "I don't necessarily need you to guarantee my nephew's safety."
"No, only I can guarantee his safety, because in this world, only my strength can compete with Hu Qianyan, even if Hu Qianyan only has one eye left."
"Brother Cloak is fine too." Han Anxin said.
The lion instructor was extremely confident at this time. He rubbed his nose with his fingers, and said confidently: "I admit that that guardian spirit is very powerful, but he is not as powerful as me, and Hu Qianyan once ate it. Loss, I won’t eat it a second time. Although he and his bow and arrow have 6000 years of cultivation together, they are still not as powerful as the thousand-eyed fox who is over [-] years old. You have only one choice, and that is to stay with me and take care of me. Protect this little guy."
The lion instructor clasped his muscular hands in front of his chest, raised his eyebrows and looked at the three people in front of him, "So, what is your decision?"
Xing Ming spread his hands, "Do we have any other choices?"
"No."
"Okay, then you can stay here." Han Anxin leaned on Xing Ming's shoulder discouragedly, "Go to the fourth floor, and Qiushui will arrange a place for you."
"no problem."
Xing Ye: "From now on, you will be by Xiao Xinming's side 24 hours a day."
"no problem."
Xing Ming: "Don't do unhealthy things to my son, and don't teach him badly after he wakes up."
"no problem."
The Lion Instructor seemed to have been prepared a long time ago. He took a large bag of salutes from somewhere, and went upstairs with the salutes on his back.
"Is it really okay to let him take care of Xiao Xinming? I'm really worried." Seeing that the lion instructor had already gone upstairs, Han Anxin said worriedly with his hands on his cheeks.
"He has been a soldier for a long time. He can complete the tasks assigned to him by his superiors on time. The leaders in the army have given him good comments. What's more, he is the most powerful of all the monsters I hired. One, Xiao Xinming handed it to him, normally there is no problem, but he has a very big shortcoming.
"His shortcomings have always been many." Han Anxin complained.
"But that's his most fatal flaw."
"what?"
"He is addicted to drinking, and he gets drunk every time he drinks. There is a black spot on his resume. Because of drinking too much and getting drunk, a company of people was wiped out. After that, he went to the military academy as an instructor, so he must not be allowed to touch alcohol."
Xing Ming smiled after hearing this, "It's similar to Xiaoxin, but if Xiaoxin drinks alcohol, his strength will go berserk, and if he gets angry, he will become terrible."
"Don't tell me about this too, teacher." Han Anxin punched Xing Ming.
"Hehe, I'm telling the truth."
"I'll take the baby to bed, and you guys can handle dinner by yourself." Han Anxin hugged Xiao Xinming and walked to the room.
Xing Ming: "..."
Xing Ye glared at Xing Ming, "Let you talk more."
"Hehe...then I can only eat the porridge that Xiaoxin cooked for the baby, brother, this porridge is also quite delicious."
"Alas..." Xing Ye felt deeply tired, got up and went to the kitchen, "Your eldest brother, I will only cook this meal for you once."
"That's really hard work, brother." Xing Ming got up from the dining table and walked to the second floor. The spirit bodies on the second floor quickly surrounded him.
"The teacher is getting more and more naughty now."
"Yes, yes."
"Hurry up and coax Xiaoxin, the baby is like this, he is in a bad mood."
"Understood, be obedient, go play somewhere else first." Xing Ming stretched out his hand and poked the little spirit body.
"Ah~ Don't poke people like this, I hate it~" A group of spirit bodies floated away delicately.
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