The weak and beautiful man is actually an attack

After going out for a while, when he came back, Han Anxin not only bought vegetables, but also bought some small cars.

"The teacher went to the underworld last time, and said that it seems to be a long way to go. I will buy you some cars and burn them for you later at night, so that you don't have to walk so tired."

Han Anxin took out the paper carts one by one and put them in front of the spirits, "How is it? Do you like it?"

"Xiao Xin, you are good to us." The spirits looked around the car, and then all stuck to Han Anxin, "You are so good to us, we miss you even more."

"You can reincarnate with peace of mind, and we will meet each other in the cycle of life and death." Han Anxin touched these spirit bodies on his body one by one. After living together for 16 years, how could he be willing to part with them?

"We try not to drink Mengpo soup, and then come to you and the teacher."

"Don't say such unrealistic things. Everyone should drink Mengpo soup. I might have drank Mengpo soup in my previous life. You little fellows, give me a peaceful place to reincarnate. If you cause trouble on the Naihe Bridge, if you can't reincarnate and become a lonely ghost, I can't help you." Ran Weng stood behind the spirits and warned.

"Hmph, we won't become lonely ghosts. We have a home, and this is our home. If we can't reincarnate, we can come back and live here at worst." The spirits put their hands on their waists and said angrily. .

Ran Weng: "You spirit bodies have those above residents, okay? You don't give money, and you occupy space here every day."

The spirits were unconvinced, "Although we have no money, we can help Xiaoxin clean and take care of Xiaoxin and the teacher. Xiaoxin was also brought up by us before."

"Xiaoxin was brought up by me!" Ran Weng

"You don't even know how to flush milk or change diapers. When Xiaoxin was a child, when his parents had no time to take care of him, we helped to make it. You just stood aside!"

"I, I, I am standing aside and directing you!"

"In short, we are very useful, we can help Xiaoxin and the teacher take care of the baby."

"Pfft." Han Anxin, who was about to drink water to quench his thirst, immediately sprayed someone out of his mouth when he heard this, spraying all over the floor, "cough, cough, cough, cough."

"Why do you drink water so carelessly?" Ran Weng muttered when he saw him like this.

Han Anxin wiped his mouth with his hands, and said with a smile, "I was amazed by your words."

"What's so amazing?"

"Teacher and I are men, so we can't have children. I don't have the organs to give birth." He looked at the little spirits and said.

"Who said that a kiss can give birth to a baby." A spirit body said unconvinced.

"I can't really have a baby."

"Yes, yes. Maybe Xiaoxin already has a baby in her belly."

Ran Weng held his forehead with one hand, and said helplessly: "You really have been dead for too long, and you can even say that you can have children with one kiss. How can you say that when you died, you were already adults. Ah, alas...Xiao Xin and the teacher just kissed each other, but they didn't develop to the last step, and they have to get the last step before they can have a baby."

"last step?"

"Probably on the bed, um, um, ah, etc." Ran Weng propped his chin with his fingers, as if I knew everything.

"Ah, like Xiaoxin's parents and grandpa and grandma?"

"That's right, that's right, the essence of Xing Ming must be infused into his body, and then combined with himself to give birth to a child."

"I seem to have seen it secretly."

"I've seen it too."

"Me too."

"Xiaoxin and the teacher seem to only kiss and touch each other, and yes, they also have sex. The last step really hasn't been done."

The spirits gathered together and began to discuss.

"Have you all seen it?" Ran Weng's eyes suddenly ignited flames, and the soul of gossip blazed, "Come tell me about the scene at that time. Is the physical collision between the two of them aesthetically pleasing?" At that time, he was almost nibbling somewhere with melon seeds in his hand.

The spirits who were at war with Ran Weng almost immediately let him join the discussion, "Of course, the teacher and Xiaoxin are both in good shape, and the two of them are entangled like this, and then..."

"You guys, that's enough!" It's really embarrassing for such a red-faced matter to be brought up for discussion by them. Dispersed, "This kind of matter is not allowed to be discussed in the future!"

"We are all going to be reincarnated, Xiaoxin, why don't we just discuss it, maybe we won't be able to discuss it in the future." The spirits begged pitifully.

"No! A group of lecherous ghosts are still peeping!" Then, Han Anxin turned his attention to the part of the house that does not need to be reincarnated, and said viciously: "If you dare again in the future, I will lock you up in Xiaohei. Inside the house, and then seal it with a spell!"

"No, dare not, dare not." The spirits who don't need to reincarnate hugged together and shivered. Xiaoxin's aura is too strong now, even if he sees it in the future, he can't imitate those fools and say it to death.

"Yes." Han Anxin who got a satisfactory answer turned his gaze to Ran Weng again, "You are not allowed to discuss with them either."

"Didn't they all bring this up? What's none of my business?" Ran Weng spread his hands, "I'm just learning about important things that happened when I was away."

"You said that."

"Okay, I won't say anything." Xiaoxin's aura around him is really dangerous, but Ran Weng feels that it is better for him to selectively shut up, otherwise Xiaoxin will get angry. He is a big monster without any spells. It is estimated that it will be floating in the sky, that would be too embarrassing.

"That's about the same." Han Anxin, who had calmed down a bit, walked into the kitchen with the dishes, "What do you want for lunch?"

"Ask me?" Ran Weng pointed to his nose.

"Apart from me and you, is there a third person here who wants to eat?" Han Anxin gave him a blank look.

When he heard that Xiaoxin wanted to make food for himself, Ran Weng narrowed his eyes happily, "I can do anything, as long as it tastes good."

"Stop eating beef curry?" Han Anxin asked.

"Curry beef is also available, but the problem is that I was abroad some time ago. Because of my injury, I ate curry beef every day, so I was a little bit against it. However, I haven't eaten curry beef made by Xiaoxin for a long time. Maybe Xiaoxin Xin can dispel my fear of beef curry."

"Then I'll make two flavors of rice. If you don't like it, the two of us can eat it differently."

"I knew that Xiaoxin was good to me, although I feel that Xiaoxin is the best to Teacher Xing now."

"Ran Weng, I feel that you've been talking more and more nonsense recently." Han Anxin stretched out his head from the kitchen and gave Ran Weng a look.

"Xiaoxin, I think you are more and more fond of stalking people. Sure enough, has my Xiaoxin grown up? Does he no longer care about me as a housekeeper?" Ran Weng made a heartbroken look.

Han Anxin looked at Ran Weng and shook his head, deeply feeling that his owl is a showman, "I'm cooking, I won't tell you anymore."

"We're here to help too~" The spirits all ran into the kitchen.

……

In general, the spirits had a very happy day. In the afternoon, they begged Xiaoxin to burn the car to them early. They drove the car around the room in the afternoon. Let them mess around, after all, it's the last day, as long as the request is not too much, he will agree.

At six o'clock, Han Anxin washed the vegetables, sorted them, and took a lot of yellow paper to go outside the house. In winter, it was very dark outside the house. He used stones to draw four stays on the wall. Open the circle, separate the Ming coins and the yellow paper, take out the lighter, and prepare to burn the paper for grandpa, grandma, and parents.

"It seems that I have caught up." The familiar voice came into his ears, and Han Anxin froze for a moment, stood up abruptly, and turned to look behind him.Xing Ming, who was wrapped tightly in a navy blue down jacket, looked at him with the corners of his mouth raised, "I'm back, Xiaoxin."

"Welcome home, teacher." He raised his foot, walked over a few steps, and gave Xing Ming a big hug. "Why do you look so bad? Do you have a fever?"

He stretched out his hand to touch Xing Ming's forehead, which was cooled by the cold winter wind, but he didn't have a fever, "Teacher, your body is so cold."

"That's why Xiaoxin needs to hold her to keep him warm." Xing Ming hugged Han Anxin's body tightly, unwilling to let go.

"Don't get tired of it, didn't you come to burn papers to recognize your relatives?" Xing Ye's cold voice came from behind the two of them.

"Burning paper, admitting relatives?" Xing Ye's words really made Han Anxin feel funny, but he held back his laughter.

"Of course I want to burn paper for my father-in-law and mother-in-law." Xing Mingai took Han Anxin's waist and led him to the place where the paper was burned. After the evil ghost, I was hit a bit."

"Xing Ming!" Xing Ye warned.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. Brother, don't you want to make fried rice for Ran Weng? Go ahead and do it."

"You have to burn some paper for your family in the future." Xing Ye didn't say much to Xing Ming, and snapped his fingers, and the four circles where the yellow paper and Ming coins were placed ignited a fire.

"It's amazing." Han Anxin couldn't help admiring.

Han Anxin's compliment obviously made Xing Ye feel much better, and his lips that had been pursed all the way finally relaxed, "This is my greeting to your parents and great-grandparents, I hope they can live well in the underworld, Reincarnation can make you rich and wealthy, healthy and healthy."

"Thank you."

Seeing that he was standing there watching the fire, Xing Ye didn't speak, and began to urge again, "You are famous in front of An Xin's family, you should at least say a few words of assurance to reassure them."

"Oh." Xing Ming, who was surprised by his elder brother's ability, only reacted at this time, and hurriedly squatted down and took a few pieces of yellow paper and threw them into the fire pit, "Xiaoxin's parents, grandpa and grandma, please rest assured that Xiaoxin Leave it to me, I will take good care of him, and make him happy and safe in the days to come."

"Teacher..." Han Anxin looked at Xing Ming and his promise in front of the fire, feeling sweet and full in his heart, and squatted down to burn the paper with Xing Ming.

"Please agree that we can be together. I will treat him very well. I won't let him get hurt or wronged. If you don't agree, I will abduct Xiaoxin."

"Hehehe." It was originally a very serious topic, but Han Anxin was amused by Xing Ming's last words, "Parents, grandpas and grandmas will not disagree, they are very open-minded people, I know They will agree that I stay with you, because it feels really good to be with you, Xing Ming."

"Xiaoxin..."

When the two looked at each other affectionately, Xing Ye couldn't stand it any longer, "Can you two stop getting tired of burning paper!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Xiaoxin and I showed our true feelings too much." Xing Ming smiled and held Han Anxin in his arms, "If you are not here, we will start kissing."

"...I'll go."

"You should have left a long time ago, brother, you are going to make fried rice for your Aunt." Xing Ming blinked at Xing Ye.

After hearing this, Xing Ye raised his lips, "That's right, I'm going to cook rice for the dumb bird, unlike you, who just sit and wait for others to cook for you." He wanted to speak when he saw Xing Ming, Xing Ye stepped into the room, looked sideways at them and said, "You two quickly burn the paper and eat, but don't forget that there are important things to do later."

"Got it, got it, we'll go in right away." Seeing Xing Ye entered the room, Xing Ming stopped talking, and he and Han Anxin quickly burned the paper outside the house and entered the house.

……

Inside the house, the atmosphere is very warm, the spirits are clearing the table in the living room, Ran Weng is playing games on the sofa with me, and the eldest brother Xing Ye is messing about in the kitchen.

"Teacher, you're here, you're here to see us off~" The spirit bodies who were about to reincarnate saw the teacher, and flew over directly, regardless of Xing Ming's permission, they directly threw themselves on him.

Fortunately, Xing Ming held hands with Han Anxin at this time, feeling nothing, just let them stick to his body, and touched them one by one, "Little guys, I'm a little late today, I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, teacher, we will be very happy if you can come and see us off." They clung to Xing Ming tightly one by one, and kept dawdling, "We, we are really leaving, teacher."

"I know, so I will come to see you no matter what."

"The teacher is really a good person, and he smells so good. I'm really happy to be able to stick to the teacher before I leave!"

"Hehe, as long as you are happy." Xing Ming touched them one by one, "Go to reincarnation obediently, don't be naughty on the way, you know?"

"Hmm~"

"Okay, don't stick to the teacher. I'm going to cook. The teacher was attacked by the evil spirit yesterday. If I leave, he will feel uncomfortable."

"Okay~ It's good for us to stay with the teacher." The spirits left Xing Ming's body obediently, "Ah, yes, teacher, look, Xiaoxin bought us a beautiful car and let us drive I'm going to hell~"

"It's a really nice car."

"We also feel the same way, it must be very exciting to drive to the underworld~"

"Hehehe."

"We just used this car to race inside the house~ Xiaoxin didn't even scold us~"

……

Here the spirits were chatting with Xing Ming, and there Han Anxin entered the kitchen. However, when he saw Xing Ye in a suit and wearing a floral apron cooking rice in a serious manner, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"..."

"Sorry, brother Ye, I really didn't want to laugh like that, really, brother Ye, I didn't want to laugh..."

"It's okay for you to laugh. I often laugh at him, so he has a bad face and won't do anything to you." Ran Weng, who was playing games over there, suddenly said this.

Xing Ye: "..."

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Poor big brother~ hahaha

Going to the hospital tomorrow, if there is no major reaction after teeth cleaning, it will be like 6000~10000 in one chapter, if the reaction is big, it can only be [-], after all, in my periodontitis eyes, teeth cleaning should be very painful , humming.

Dear ones, cheer for me, I finally mustered up the courage (supported by my mother) to go over.

Yes, I ask for a ticket~