When the phone rang, Jiang Kai was fighting with the fairy for [-] rounds in his dream. He picked up the phone very politely, "I will kill you for no valid reason."
Disturbing spring dreams.
"I got the information about the girl who plays the harp. She's a student at the Conservatory of Music. Her name is Shang Ziran."
Jiang Kai raised his legs to pick up the quilt that fell under the bed, squinting his eyes and regained consciousness, "Shang Ziran? The girl looks pretty, but this name is not very good."
"Zi Shi Zi, it's clear, you can learn Chinese, Master Jiang."
Jiang Kai rubbed his nose, "Who the hell doesn't learn Chinese anymore? I'm level [-] in Chinese."
The curtains were opened, and the dazzling sunlight came in from the floor-to-ceiling windows. Jiang Kai walked barefoot to the floor-to-ceiling windows and pressed his face against the glass.The weather is fine, and the flowers in the garden on the first floor are blooming.
"Does that girl have a boyfriend?"
"No, but she is very proud, the flower of Gaoling."
"When I meet my brother, it's all water—" Jiang Kai raised the corner of his mouth and was about to speak yellow, when he caught sight of the gardener walking towards his pet with a box from the corner of his eyes, Jiang Kai let out a oops, "Fuck, dare to touch the young master!" I'll tell you later."
Jiang Kai threw away his phone and went straight downstairs.
On the first floor, Jiang and his wife were having breakfast with their youngest son when they saw a long strip of white flesh galloping past and rushed out of the door.
Su Ya screamed, covered her eyes and threw herself into Jiang Hai's arms. Jiang Hai hugged Su Ya to comfort her, and cursed, "This little bastard has no rules at all!"
"Brother is going to bring the snake in again." Jiang Jiajia jumped up from the dining chair, her face pale with fright, "Dad, I'm scared."
Jiang Kai raised a pet named Xiaobai, who was his sweetheart, and the house was turned upside down on the first day he returned to China.Today Jiang Hai found a person who can catch snakes, and wanted to take advantage of Jiang Kai's carelessness to deal with the snakes, but he didn't expect Jiang Kai to get up so timely.Jiang Kai's darling is currently twisting its tail in the gardener's hand, struggling with its mouth open.
"Who told you to move it?" Jiang Kai was furious.
The gardener was pushed off by surprise, and he looked back to see Jiang Kai who was wearing only a pair of underwear.
"Master?"
"Who the hell is your young master? My name is Jiang Kai, give it to me quickly?"
"Sir said—"
"I don't care who said it, if you dare to strangle it to death, I will strangle you today." Jiang Kai was unreasonable. "Give up."
The gardener squeezed seven inches, and the snake's head struggled to look dead.
"But--"
"No but, give it to me." Jiang Kai's face darkened, showing a bit of sternness.
The gardener took money to catch the snake, but he dared not let it go.
"If you dare to keep this snake, don't come in." Jiang Hai held Jiang Jiajia in his arms, pointed at Jiang Kai, and threatened, "You little bastard, why don't you play with snakes? Don't be afraid, Jiajia, we will come tonight." Stew it and eat meat."
The snake had already rolled its eyes, and Jiang Kai didn't want to continue arguing with Jiang Hai. He grabbed the snake's tail and gritted his teeth, only threatening the gardener, "I'll count to three, and I'll kill you if I don't let go."
Jiang Kai showed a fierce look, the gardener had no choice but to let go, the little white snake swished back to life, and went straight to Jiang Kai's wrist, with its head tucked under his elbow.
With the snake in his arms, Jiang Kai turned around and walked back.
"The snake is lost." Jiang Hai stood at the door protecting his youngest son, "How dare you bring the snake home."
"My things, I won't lose them."
"Father, I'm afraid!" Jiang Jia cried hoarsely.
"Then don't enter the house." Jiang Hai slammed the door shut and locked it.He hugged his younger son and coaxed, "Snakes dare not come in, it's okay."
"Are you sick?" Jiang Kai had no status in this family, so he was very annoyed. "My snake doesn't bite people, did it provoke you?
Jiang Kai walked around to the main entrance and found that it was also locked. In the late autumn season, he stepped on the concrete floor barefoot and wanted to say ten thousand dirty words.
Without a mobile phone or money, Jiang Kai took a deep breath and shouted, "Okay, very good, if you don't feel ashamed, I'll run naked, can you open the door?"
The sound insulation of the house is very good, and no one responded.Or maybe Jiang Hai didn't care whether he would run naked or not. He still had a son, so what if the eldest son died?
Jiang Kai was covered in goosebumps from the cold, shrinking his neck, "Dad? Jiang Hai?"
10 minutes passed with no response.Jiang Hai was determined, and the snake rolled in Jiang Kai.
Jiang Kai can't really run naked, he has to face.When he stomped for 15 minutes, he went around to the back of the house, trying to climb up to the second floor through the window. The second floor window was not locked and he could climb in.
But climbing the wall is easy in theory, but the degree of difficulty in actual operation is very high.
Soon Jiang Kai realized that he was wrong. There was an anti-theft net on the second floor. He wanted to get through it, but after getting his head in, he realized that he couldn't go up.
After trying for a few minutes, he was still stuck, unable to get off or go up.There was no strength left in his hands, and his neck was still caught in the iron railing.He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his heart was beating so fast that he felt dizzy in panic, his palms were soaked in sweat, it was over.
It's a big shame this time.
Half an hour later, all the firefighters and journalists arrived, and Jiang Kai was rescued with a pale face.The reporter's camera almost poked him in the face, and he was very malicious, "Can you tell me the details? Why are you hanging here without clothes?"
Jiang Kai sneezed, his beautiful peach blossom eyes were as cold as ice.
"Want to know?" Jiang Kai said casually, "Put your head in there and try it out, so you'll understand?"
reporter:"……"
Jiang Hai raised his foot and kicked Jiang Kai's leg, "Go back, it's not embarrassing."
Jiang Kai wrinkled his nose, turned around and strode into the door. When passing by Jiang Jiajia, Jiang Kai raised the corner of his mouth and showed an evil smile, "Put the snake under your bed at night."
Jiang Jiajia curled her mouth and cried out loudly.
Jiang Kai raised his lips, "You idiot."
Turn around and go upstairs.
The snake had already crawled up the window and nestled on the head of his bed. Jiang Kai went over and poked the snake's head, "You're an idiot too. What do you do with long teeth? You can't bite? If someone catches you, let them catch you? "
Xiaobai buried his head in his palm and rubbed it, Jiang Kai flicked the snake away and cursed, "Idiot."
After Jiang Kai took a shower, the world changed.He made headlines, and the fact that his head was caught in a security window was so stupid.Jiang Kai took a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.
The phone rang, and it was Cao Fei. Jiang Kai sat on the sofa and took a deep breath of cigarette, and connected the phone, "What's the matter?"
The laughter on the other end of the phone was unscrupulous, "Jiang Shao, you are so awesome!"
Jiang Kai hung up the phone.
He didn't finish a cigarette, and his mobile phone rang more than 20 times, all of which were those bad friends.
Jiang Kai stubbed out the cigarette, raised his hand and dropped the phone.The phone was smashed into pieces, he leaned on the sofa and pressed the space between his eyebrows.Xiaobai didn't know when he crawled over and leaned on his hand.
"roll."
Xiaobai didn't roll away, but was still leaning on his hand, very dependent.
"Stupid thing." Jiang Kai knocked on its head, got up and put it on the table, "Take you to a place. If you stay any longer, you will become a snake soup."
Jiang Kai changed his clothes and went downstairs to see Jiang Hai sitting in the living room, looking like he was settling accounts after autumn. Jiang Kai walked towards the door with one hand in his pocket.
"You stop!"
Jiang Kai turned around, "Is there something wrong?"
"Take away your disgusting things, Jiajia is afraid." He met Jiang Kai's eyes and said, "I don't like your things either, can you make less trouble?"
Jiang Kai was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. His washed eyes were black and white. After staring at Jiang Hai for a long time, he turned his head to look at the other side.Jiang Hai's newly married wife sat beside him, stroking Jiang Hai's chest and said, "Don't be angry, he is still young."
"You're 22 years old, how young are you?" Jiang Hai was almost calm at first, but when he heard this, his anger rose. "Is this a giant baby?"
Jiang Kai's eyes fell on Su Ya, and he frowned, "What's the matter with you? Shut up."
"How did you talk to your mother?"
"Is she my mother?" Jiang Kai smiled suddenly, he was beautiful, with a coquettish and eye-catching beauty.When she laughed, the moles under her eyes flew up, looking sharp and mean, "If she were my mother, she would have given birth to me at the age of seven. It's amazing, tsk tsk, this egg has become a sperm."
Disturbing spring dreams.
"I got the information about the girl who plays the harp. She's a student at the Conservatory of Music. Her name is Shang Ziran."
Jiang Kai raised his legs to pick up the quilt that fell under the bed, squinting his eyes and regained consciousness, "Shang Ziran? The girl looks pretty, but this name is not very good."
"Zi Shi Zi, it's clear, you can learn Chinese, Master Jiang."
Jiang Kai rubbed his nose, "Who the hell doesn't learn Chinese anymore? I'm level [-] in Chinese."
The curtains were opened, and the dazzling sunlight came in from the floor-to-ceiling windows. Jiang Kai walked barefoot to the floor-to-ceiling windows and pressed his face against the glass.The weather is fine, and the flowers in the garden on the first floor are blooming.
"Does that girl have a boyfriend?"
"No, but she is very proud, the flower of Gaoling."
"When I meet my brother, it's all water—" Jiang Kai raised the corner of his mouth and was about to speak yellow, when he caught sight of the gardener walking towards his pet with a box from the corner of his eyes, Jiang Kai let out a oops, "Fuck, dare to touch the young master!" I'll tell you later."
Jiang Kai threw away his phone and went straight downstairs.
On the first floor, Jiang and his wife were having breakfast with their youngest son when they saw a long strip of white flesh galloping past and rushed out of the door.
Su Ya screamed, covered her eyes and threw herself into Jiang Hai's arms. Jiang Hai hugged Su Ya to comfort her, and cursed, "This little bastard has no rules at all!"
"Brother is going to bring the snake in again." Jiang Jiajia jumped up from the dining chair, her face pale with fright, "Dad, I'm scared."
Jiang Kai raised a pet named Xiaobai, who was his sweetheart, and the house was turned upside down on the first day he returned to China.Today Jiang Hai found a person who can catch snakes, and wanted to take advantage of Jiang Kai's carelessness to deal with the snakes, but he didn't expect Jiang Kai to get up so timely.Jiang Kai's darling is currently twisting its tail in the gardener's hand, struggling with its mouth open.
"Who told you to move it?" Jiang Kai was furious.
The gardener was pushed off by surprise, and he looked back to see Jiang Kai who was wearing only a pair of underwear.
"Master?"
"Who the hell is your young master? My name is Jiang Kai, give it to me quickly?"
"Sir said—"
"I don't care who said it, if you dare to strangle it to death, I will strangle you today." Jiang Kai was unreasonable. "Give up."
The gardener squeezed seven inches, and the snake's head struggled to look dead.
"But--"
"No but, give it to me." Jiang Kai's face darkened, showing a bit of sternness.
The gardener took money to catch the snake, but he dared not let it go.
"If you dare to keep this snake, don't come in." Jiang Hai held Jiang Jiajia in his arms, pointed at Jiang Kai, and threatened, "You little bastard, why don't you play with snakes? Don't be afraid, Jiajia, we will come tonight." Stew it and eat meat."
The snake had already rolled its eyes, and Jiang Kai didn't want to continue arguing with Jiang Hai. He grabbed the snake's tail and gritted his teeth, only threatening the gardener, "I'll count to three, and I'll kill you if I don't let go."
Jiang Kai showed a fierce look, the gardener had no choice but to let go, the little white snake swished back to life, and went straight to Jiang Kai's wrist, with its head tucked under his elbow.
With the snake in his arms, Jiang Kai turned around and walked back.
"The snake is lost." Jiang Hai stood at the door protecting his youngest son, "How dare you bring the snake home."
"My things, I won't lose them."
"Father, I'm afraid!" Jiang Jia cried hoarsely.
"Then don't enter the house." Jiang Hai slammed the door shut and locked it.He hugged his younger son and coaxed, "Snakes dare not come in, it's okay."
"Are you sick?" Jiang Kai had no status in this family, so he was very annoyed. "My snake doesn't bite people, did it provoke you?
Jiang Kai walked around to the main entrance and found that it was also locked. In the late autumn season, he stepped on the concrete floor barefoot and wanted to say ten thousand dirty words.
Without a mobile phone or money, Jiang Kai took a deep breath and shouted, "Okay, very good, if you don't feel ashamed, I'll run naked, can you open the door?"
The sound insulation of the house is very good, and no one responded.Or maybe Jiang Hai didn't care whether he would run naked or not. He still had a son, so what if the eldest son died?
Jiang Kai was covered in goosebumps from the cold, shrinking his neck, "Dad? Jiang Hai?"
10 minutes passed with no response.Jiang Hai was determined, and the snake rolled in Jiang Kai.
Jiang Kai can't really run naked, he has to face.When he stomped for 15 minutes, he went around to the back of the house, trying to climb up to the second floor through the window. The second floor window was not locked and he could climb in.
But climbing the wall is easy in theory, but the degree of difficulty in actual operation is very high.
Soon Jiang Kai realized that he was wrong. There was an anti-theft net on the second floor. He wanted to get through it, but after getting his head in, he realized that he couldn't go up.
After trying for a few minutes, he was still stuck, unable to get off or go up.There was no strength left in his hands, and his neck was still caught in the iron railing.He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his heart was beating so fast that he felt dizzy in panic, his palms were soaked in sweat, it was over.
It's a big shame this time.
Half an hour later, all the firefighters and journalists arrived, and Jiang Kai was rescued with a pale face.The reporter's camera almost poked him in the face, and he was very malicious, "Can you tell me the details? Why are you hanging here without clothes?"
Jiang Kai sneezed, his beautiful peach blossom eyes were as cold as ice.
"Want to know?" Jiang Kai said casually, "Put your head in there and try it out, so you'll understand?"
reporter:"……"
Jiang Hai raised his foot and kicked Jiang Kai's leg, "Go back, it's not embarrassing."
Jiang Kai wrinkled his nose, turned around and strode into the door. When passing by Jiang Jiajia, Jiang Kai raised the corner of his mouth and showed an evil smile, "Put the snake under your bed at night."
Jiang Jiajia curled her mouth and cried out loudly.
Jiang Kai raised his lips, "You idiot."
Turn around and go upstairs.
The snake had already crawled up the window and nestled on the head of his bed. Jiang Kai went over and poked the snake's head, "You're an idiot too. What do you do with long teeth? You can't bite? If someone catches you, let them catch you? "
Xiaobai buried his head in his palm and rubbed it, Jiang Kai flicked the snake away and cursed, "Idiot."
After Jiang Kai took a shower, the world changed.He made headlines, and the fact that his head was caught in a security window was so stupid.Jiang Kai took a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.
The phone rang, and it was Cao Fei. Jiang Kai sat on the sofa and took a deep breath of cigarette, and connected the phone, "What's the matter?"
The laughter on the other end of the phone was unscrupulous, "Jiang Shao, you are so awesome!"
Jiang Kai hung up the phone.
He didn't finish a cigarette, and his mobile phone rang more than 20 times, all of which were those bad friends.
Jiang Kai stubbed out the cigarette, raised his hand and dropped the phone.The phone was smashed into pieces, he leaned on the sofa and pressed the space between his eyebrows.Xiaobai didn't know when he crawled over and leaned on his hand.
"roll."
Xiaobai didn't roll away, but was still leaning on his hand, very dependent.
"Stupid thing." Jiang Kai knocked on its head, got up and put it on the table, "Take you to a place. If you stay any longer, you will become a snake soup."
Jiang Kai changed his clothes and went downstairs to see Jiang Hai sitting in the living room, looking like he was settling accounts after autumn. Jiang Kai walked towards the door with one hand in his pocket.
"You stop!"
Jiang Kai turned around, "Is there something wrong?"
"Take away your disgusting things, Jiajia is afraid." He met Jiang Kai's eyes and said, "I don't like your things either, can you make less trouble?"
Jiang Kai was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. His washed eyes were black and white. After staring at Jiang Hai for a long time, he turned his head to look at the other side.Jiang Hai's newly married wife sat beside him, stroking Jiang Hai's chest and said, "Don't be angry, he is still young."
"You're 22 years old, how young are you?" Jiang Hai was almost calm at first, but when he heard this, his anger rose. "Is this a giant baby?"
Jiang Kai's eyes fell on Su Ya, and he frowned, "What's the matter with you? Shut up."
"How did you talk to your mother?"
"Is she my mother?" Jiang Kai smiled suddenly, he was beautiful, with a coquettish and eye-catching beauty.When she laughed, the moles under her eyes flew up, looking sharp and mean, "If she were my mother, she would have given birth to me at the age of seven. It's amazing, tsk tsk, this egg has become a sperm."
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