The poor man grows watermelon

When Yu Feng said that he wanted to get married, he didn't come on a whim, he already had a detailed plan.

"The wheat field will be tidied up in two days. While everyone is free, let's build the house and ask someone to check the days."

"The cabbage pickled some time ago is just edible at this time. I will go to the county mansion tomorrow to deliver some to the general, and tell him about our marriage by the way."

Su Ye looked up at him, with a faint smile on his face, "Have you thought it all over?"

"Yeah!" Yu Feng kissed both children's foreheads, and said in a warm voice, "I'll be at ease if I marry you in as soon as possible."

Su Ye rubbed his hard stubble, and replied with a smile: "That's it, go talk to General Huo first, and buy the blue bricks by the way when you come back, since you want to build it, just build it of."

Yu Feng chuckled, "The little page is right, the cover should be strong, and it can be used for our son to marry a wife in the future."

Su Ye raised her eyebrows, "Son?"

Yu Feng touched Su Ye's belly pointingly, and said with a smirk, "I worked so hard last night, maybe I'll get it!"

Su Ye snorted and pinched him mercilessly, "Go to hell!"

"Hey..." Yu Feng clutched his thigh, feeling pain and happiness.

The two were flirting here, and almost forgot that there was a little guy next to them.

Seeing Yu Feng pretending to be stupid, Xiaoxuewa giggled.

Su Ye turned around and tapped the little guy's round forehead, "Eat well, don't learn from your stinky father."

The little guy picked up the bowl obediently, and softly called out to Yu Feng: "Stinky dad."

"Hey!" Yu Feng grinned, and responded shamelessly.

Su Ye gave him a sideways glance, and turned around, but couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth.

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Coincidentally, without waiting for Yu Feng to look for him, Huo Da came to his door by himself.

Xiaoxuewa was the first to spot the galloping bay red horse, and shouted happily: "Uncle General!"

When Huo Da faced the little guy, he would unconsciously lose his coldness and hug him lightly.

Xuewa climbed up to his neck skillfully, without any recognition of his life.

Huo Da weighed the little guy on his shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Little Xuewa, where is your father?"

Xue Wa blinked, "Smelly father?"

"Hahaha!" Huo Da smiled and nodded, "Yes, that smelly and hard big daddy, is he at home?"

Xuewa stretched out her thin white hand and pointed in the direction of the melon field, "Pick melons."

At this time, Yu Feng heard the voice from here and was walking along the path.

When he saw Huo Da, he couldn't help but froze, "General, why are you here?"

Huo Da stared, "Why, you are not welcome?"

"Isn't it just a coincidence, I said I'm going to see you at the county mansion!" Yu Feng chuckled, and said lightly, "I'm thinking of giving you and the winter melon a few jars of freshly pickled pickles."

Seeing her father, Xue Wa stretched out her small arms and leaned over there.

"I've been in the capital recently, even if you go, you'll have to make a move." Huo Da hugged the little guy tightly, deliberately preventing him from seeing Yu Feng.

Seeing his son's behavior, Yu Feng gave Huo Da a dissatisfied look, and stretched out his arms towards the little guy, "Baby, come to Daddy."

Huo Da stepped aside, "Go away, the little guy is doing well with me!"

Xiao Xuewa bent her eyes and smiled obediently.

Huo Da raised his chin and said proudly: "Go, good tea and water are waiting for you. I came here today with good news."

Su Ye just walked over and immediately asked, "But the emperor's reward has come down?"

Huo Da's face froze, and he said angrily, "Can't you pretend you don't know and let me bluff him?"

Su Ye shrugged, "Pretend I didn't say anything."

Yu Feng leaned over with a shy face, and praised: "Xiao Yezi is so smart!"

Su Ye put the watermelon into his arms, and said with a smile, "I washed and cut it, just in time for General Huo to taste it."

Huo Da snorted disdainfully, "What's so delicious about this? It looks quite big, and there aren't many pieces of good meat."

Yu Feng raised his eyebrows, "The general means you don't want to eat?"

"Ah, isn't it cold melon? It's not like I haven't eaten it before." Huo Da said indifferently.

Yu Feng chuckled, "That's what you said, don't regret it then!"

Huo Da pouted, and replied word by word: "No, rare, rare."

However, it was quickly slapped in the face.

The watermelon seedlings treated with colchicine were indeed as Su Ye expected, and most of them mutated.

The resulting watermelon divisions disappeared, replaced by red flesh, rustling, very sweet, although not as thin as the later generations, the seeds are small and full of water, but it is enough to kill a lot of original fruits in seconds.

Su Ye took a knife and cut a square piece, put it in a small bowl, and asked Xuewa to eat it with a wooden spoon.

The little guy blinked and reminded seriously: "Grandma, uncle, Brother Douzi?"

Su Ye smiled and rubbed the little guy's soft hair, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll keep it for them!"

Only then did Xue Wa feel relieved, dug a large piece hard, held it clumsily, and brought it to Su Ye's mouth, "Daddy eat."

Su Ye took a small bite and said warmly, "Baby eats too."

The little guy fed Yu Feng a piece of the same way, and then he started to eat contentedly.

Huo Da was blinded by the family of three, and angrily put his eyes on the cut watermelon, and then froze.

"Red melon with no green skin in the middle? Is this a cold melon?"

"Of course it's a cold melon, but it's a cold melon that's been 'improved' by Xiaoyezi. The general hasn't eaten it, has he?" Yu Feng said proudly.

He still learned the word "improvement" from Su Ye.

Huo Da stared at Su Ye, then at the glowing red melon flesh on the table, and quickly made a move.

Yu Feng reached out to stop him, but Huo Da dodged him.

Huo Da snorted, "Who taught you Kung Fu, and you dare to fight with me?"

Yu Feng said angrily: "What did General Cai just say? No, rare, rare!"

Huo Da kicked him, and laughed and cursed: "Fuck you!"

Yu Feng's legs went numb, his brows furrowed, "The general's words don't count!"

Huo Da rolled his eyes, and said shamelessly: "Whoever tells you to find whoever you want."

As he spoke, he brought the watermelon to his mouth and took a tentative bite, "Well, sweet!"

Huo Da tasted the sweetness, took half a melon and ate it in two or three bites, wiped his mouth, and said boldly: "Sweet! It's so sweet! Are those people from the Western Regions playing tricks, deliberately not giving me good melons to eat?" ?”

Su Ye couldn't help laughing, this guy has a big brain.

Yu Feng said angrily: "I've said it all, this is an improved version of Xiaoyezi. If you want to eat more meat and skin, it's not impossible."

Huo Da sprayed watermelon seeds all over his face with a "poof", "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Xuewa thought it was fun, and imitated Huo Da's appearance and sprayed "poof, poof".

Huo Da looked at the little guy and laughed loudly, "Good boy, he has a future!"

Su Ye pinched the little guy's nose and said seriously, "Baby, don't do this."

Xue Wa held the small bowl, tilted her head and looked at Huo Da with a puzzled expression.

Su Ye glared at Huo Da.

Huo Da shrugged, and said to Xue Wa patiently: "This is a rude thing done by men. Xiao Xue Wa wants to study hard and be a teacher, so she can't learn."

Xue Wa nodded her head with a half understanding.

Su Ye added a big piece to him as a reward - in the past, he was only allowed to eat one piece because he was afraid of diarrhea.

The little guy grinned and began to eat happily.

Huo Da stretched out his hand, "Where's mine?"

Seeing that what he said just now made sense, Su Ye put a whole one in front of him, "Cut it yourself."

Huo Da raised his eyebrows, he didn't even use the knife, he was smashed with a punch.Immediately, the juice splashed, and the black watermelon seeds burst out.

Yu Feng dragged Su Ye to hide quickly, but Xue Wa, who was closest to Huo Da, suffered a disaster.

One moment, the little guy was still picking up the watermelon seeds seriously, and the next moment, several black dots were stuck to his white and tender face.

Huo Da froze, afraid that he would cry.

Unexpectedly, the little guy not only didn't cry, but touched his sticky little face, put it in his mouth and sucked it, then raised his little hand to show Su Ye, "Xue Wa, sweet."

Su Ye kissed him on the cheek without hesitation, and said with a smile, "Yes, the baby is sweet."

"(*^__^*) Hehe..." Xuewa straightened up generously, "Daddy, eat Xuewa."

Su Ye scratched the little guy's slumped nose, his eyes were full of smiles, "Daddy can't bear to eat Xuewa."

The little guy bent his eyes and smiled sweeter than a watermelon.

Only then did Huo Da heave a sigh of relief, and honestly picked up the knife and started cutting.

After eating three in a row, he stopped with satisfaction.

Yu Feng knelt on the bamboo mat with a nervous expression on his face, "Is the general ready to eat?"

"What are you doing?" Huo Da crossed his legs and looked at him sideways.

Yu Feng said seriously: "Since the general has eaten my melon, you have to listen to me."

Huo Da raised his eyebrows, "What if I don't listen?"

Yu Feng made a bitter face, and immediately became three points shorter, "I beg the general to listen to you!"

Huo Da laughed, and tapped his head like a child, "Say it."

Yu Feng cleared his throat, and said solemnly, "I'm going to marry Xiao Yezi."

Huo Da's smile instantly froze on his face.

He just kept picking his teeth like that, and didn't move for a while.

Yu Feng poked someone in Shihua, "General?"

Huo Da seemed to be alive again, flicking his wrist, with a sullen face, "I just ate a few, can you spit it out?"

Yu Feng smiled slyly, "No, you've already eaten."

Huo Dana stared at him without saying a word.

Su Ye sighed, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I made it difficult for you."

Yu Feng put away his joking expression, and said sincerely: "General, I know you don't like small pages. As for the marriage contract, you definitely don't take it to heart."

Huo Da snorted, "You are good at calculating, you are right. The marriage contract is just a convenience for me, not impossible."

Yu Feng was overjoyed, and immediately kowtowed, "Thank you, General!"

Huo Da pointed to the melon rind on the table, and said coldly: "Such a cold melon, three carts."

Yu Feng suddenly had a bitter face, "General, this is what Xiao Yezi worked so hard to grow..."

Huo Da suddenly became angry, and kicked over, "I gave you my wife and daughter-in-law, what's wrong with asking you to break melons? Huh?"

"The general is right, I'm going to pick it now!" Yu Feng laughed and ran to pick watermelons.

Huo Da's brows were frowned—why couldn't he be happy at all after getting three carts of watermelons for nothing? !