Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

Now that the exams have been finished, You Qi and Chen Feng got up at noon and went out to eat a big meal of meat. They ate until their stomachs bulged, and returned to the dormitory swaggeringly. You Qi didn't ring once in 800 years. The phone finally rang once, and it was Youqi's grandma who picked it up. The old lady's voice was a little choked up: "Qiqi, why didn't you call grandma? Grandma has dreamed of you."

In fact, You Qi used to call every day when he first went to college, but every time he called, either no one answered or he said a few words and then hung up hastily. As time passed, You Qi seldom called back.

Generally, it is calculated that the old man and old lady must be basking in the sun on the balcony before calling back. Although the old man and old lady also miss their grandchildren, and occasionally complain that You Qi calls less, but if You Qi really calls back every day, it is estimated that Old men and old ladies will be more annoying than You Qi.

In addition, once You Qi went crazy, he couldn't remember to call back, so their phone communication was even less.

The old man and the old lady are professors in a certain university, leading a group of young graduate students to conduct experiments every day, and they are very busy.It's very rare for you to take the initiative to call like this time, but You Qi is a delicate little gay, and when she heard grandma crying, she quickly comforted her a few words, coquettishly, "It's my fault, in the future I will You often call, what did you dream about?"

"I dreamed that you were still so young and kept crying, but I couldn't find you no matter how hard I searched at home. Then your parents came back, and your father told me that you were worried. Come back and have a look. We searched together, but we couldn't find you. , and then I woke up." The old lady rarely mentioned to You Qi the parents who died young, and when she heard the old lady's choked up voice, You Qi felt a little guilty. As a grandson, she should call more and go back more often Accompany the old man and old lady.

"Stop crying, I've grown up so much, how could I hide and cry! I'll go back after a few days of vacation, and make something delicious for me then!" You Qi sat in front of the computer and coaxed The old lady caught a glimpse of Zila on the bookshelf unexpectedly, and looked at him indifferently, as if she was looking at him but didn't seem to be looking at him, she didn't know what was going on in this furball's mind.

"Did I hear what I was talking to you? Go to the hospital this weekend for a physical examination. Your grandfather said that your parents are worried that you entrusted me with a dream."

"Grandma, can you, a university professor, stop engaging in feudal superstition? You won't be afraid that your students will laugh at you if you tell me!" You Qi laughed dumbly. Although her grandma is an old lady who loves science, she is also very superstitious. Tomato believes in this kind of thing.

"I'll tell you that you don't understand, but you must go to the physical examination, and then go to the temple to burn incense, otherwise I will be angry." The old lady's mood has improved a lot, and she can already use her status as an elder to suppress You Qi You Qi had no choice but to agree to her, coaxed the old lady well, and put down the phone. You Qi found that Zila was still in the same posture as before, with her tail sweeping back and forth from time to time, but her eyes never moved away.

You Qi leaned over and picked up Zila, "What's the matter? You won't eat anything I give you. Are you really a fake? Did you sneak out today?"

"Meow..." Zila called out lazily, obediently let You Qi pick it up, and looked at You Qi calmly, "Meow ~"

"If only you could talk, I think you have something on your mind."

You Qi muttered in a low voice, so small that he couldn't hear it clearly, but Chen Feng still heard it. After hearing it, Chen Feng laughed, "Are you crazy? If a cat can talk, what is it? It's not a monster Is it? Guaranteed to scare you with a heart attack!"

You Qi put down Zi La, looked back at Chen Feng, and snorted disdainfully, "Then are you afraid? When you were in the mountains?"

When Chen Feng was mentioned something that he didn't want to recall, his expression changed, "I'm afraid, but I want to live more. Fortunately, I met an expert who saved me. I was the only one who came out of the mountain alive... …Speaking of which, the expert took me to the village and disappeared. From my point of view, he was also injured, so why did he leave in such a hurry?”

"Meow..." Zila sat on the table solemnly, as if listening to Chen Feng's words. Chen Feng still had lingering fears about the mark on his face, so he didn't dare to get close to Zila. Look at each other.

"Why? You still want to hear stories?"

Zi La didn't respond, and stared at Chen Feng with a piercing gaze.

You Qi stretched out his hand and rubbed Zila's head, and he had a flash of inspiration, "You said Zila is so smart, can it count? Just like on TV, let's try? If it does, we can It's gone!"

You Qi's brain circuit has always been different from ordinary people. As soon as he came up with such an idea, he went to get a pen and paper to teach Zila to count, but Zila just gave him a cold look, and jumped on the cabinet to sleep. No matter how much You Qi calls it, it won't come down.

"Even Zila thinks you have a brain hole, and you are hopeless."

You Qi rolled his eyes, "Having holes in your brain is better than having scars on your face. Let me tell you, girls now like good-looking ones. Your mark will leave scars in the future. Your good-looking minus."

Chen Feng sat down and turned on the computer nonchalantly, preparing for Zha Jisan, "You know what, I'm manly!"

"It's still masculine, even the scar is so small, can a little girl fall in love with you?" You Qi sneered at Chen Feng's remarks, and the obscene words started, there are men's bed, let alone unscrupulous words, which is not bad Nothing.

"You're a chrysanthemum and itchy, don't you?"

You Qi froze for a moment, then turned around and sat down to turn on the computer with a "hehe", preparing for Zha Jisan, "Little yellow chicken, be careful when you talk to Dad in the future, and be careful that you won't get up."

Chen Feng dismissed it, "What are you so awesome about, you little milk flower?"

"Heh, I have nothing to say to the little yellow chicken that can't be beaten to death."

Turning on the computer slag base three, a series of actions were completed in a smooth manner. Youqi Hualuo's password was only half entered before he realized that he had vowed to a Hualuoluo last night. Why can't he control his hands today? ? !

This lag, he can't pull it out!

So he changed to another trumpet and went online. A little Miaoluo who focused on pv energy and was left in the main city all the year round was finally overturned by You Qi today. At this moment, Miaoluo's heart was excited, and You Qi Also exciting.

Because he hadn't been on this energy account for a long time, he found that his Miaoluo had joined the Haoqi League at some point!Even the keys have been changed!You Qi poked the people who knew his password for Meowlo one by one, and everyone expressed their innocence.

And You Qi looked through the list of guilds that Miao Luo belonged to, heh, why does this lonely little fish look so familiar? !Fuck?What is the name of Maotai Miaojie's gang?

So You Qi immediately went to WeChat to poke Moutai.

[Hauser]: You old bastard, you actually added me to the camp? !when did you do it!You pay me meow!She is just a child!You don't even spare a child!You are devoid of conscience!

【Moutai】: Hey!you caught me?I see you haven't been on the Meowlo account for a long time, so I'll use it as waste!

[Hoser]: You trash, your sister!I want to retreat!

[Maotai]: Bridge bean sack!Let's block piles with Wei Shi!In exchange, I can stop by Fenjiu!

Hearing that Moutai called him to block piles, You Qi's first reaction was to refuse, but when he heard that he could also block Fenjiu by the way, You Qi became elated.

[Hauser]: I'll give you three seconds to get online, otherwise I'll quit the faction to keep you safe!

[Moutai]: Immediately, immediately!The piles are in Mawei Station!Go ahead!

You Qi hadn't waited for the gods to move, but he had already been grouped by the leader of the Miaoluo Guild. Yes, it was the long johns show who danced with a big fan and was afraid of getting fucked. As soon as a group came in, he began to scold: you Fuck no personal business!Where is the lotus root that I put in the warehouse? !The guild records were taken away by your grandson!

Lotus root?

The leader of a guild feeds horses with sweet elephant grass instead of imperial bamboo grass. How could it be Baimaigen? !You Qi wondered if he was illiterate?

[Squad] Blindly disarm: Uh, not me.

After the word was sent, You Qi realized that something was wrong. Isn't Nima Moutai himself? !This number is his!He is the real me, okay? !

Qiu Kuxiu flew in front of Miaoluo, was silent for two seconds, and then left the team without saying a word and started Miaoluo's vendetta.

[Secret chat] Aijia is really beautiful: fart!Don't pretend to be yourself!If you don't hand over my Baimaigen, you don't want to stand up from the ground!

[Secret Chat] Blindly disarm: qaq hero, spare your life!I'm really not myself!He's online now!There is an injustice and a debtor!You go kill him!

Sister Miao of Moutai finally went online at this critical juncture. After going online, Qiu Kuxiu stopped attacking and stood there in a daze. Just as he was in a daze, Qiu Kuxiu was beaten to the ground by the warriors of Yinyuanhui.

You Qi immediately walked away from the god of war in stealth, and the crabapple seeds that were thrown in the face by the Moutai group came in.

[Squad] Blindly disarming: You are fucking incompetent!What are you doing with Baimaigen when you are free? !Everyone is coming after me!No matter what, he doesn't believe that I'm not you!

[Squad] Lonely little dried fish: ...

[Squad] Blindly disarm: Isn't qaq just Baimaigen? !As for vendetta? !

[Squad] Lonely little dried fish: I took a page of Baimaigen from him...

[Squad] Blindly disarm: Shenjingbing!What are you doing with so many jellyfish? !

[Team] Lonely Little Fish: We bet, if he uses Xiuxiu to dig up three pages of Baimaigen, we will raise funds to buy him Lifeisha. #insidious

You Qi feels deeply helpless now, what kind of master Shen Jingbing has he worshiped!Smelly rascal to the extreme, okay? !