Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]
Chapter 35 Extra Story 2
Zhuang Zhuang is a little yellow Ji, who is keen on guarding the windmill at Mawei Station to snatch heads. He refreshes the screen with kill records on the gang channel every day. Unfortunately, he snatched a head that shouldn't be taken this day—— Mingjiao, who was starting a competition with his fellow disciples, who had the most heads, was sent back to the camp by Zhuang Zhuang just after he got two heads.
Unfavorable start, the result of the game is bound to be a loss.
This Mingjiao took a look at the gang's kill record, and found that it seemed to be a relative or friend of his apprentice, oh, that limp little Huang Ji, who was often molested by the girls, although he had played with him a few times, but Moutai was very serious about the gang. The positioning of the pile is: no prospect, unexpectedly can't be called a girl.
That's right, this Mingjiao is Moutai's Haoqi Miaojie, the lonely Xiaoyugan.
How dare you stop him from winning the game!Just like that, the golden gold was given away!
Hmph, you don't know who I am anyway, see if I don't fuck you until you cry!
Moutai followed Zhuangzhuang from time to time and walked half a map in Mawei Station, wondering whether he would be too boring if he did so. Zhuang Zhuang met an acquaintance. After fighting to relieve their worries, Moutai began to plant flags. Moutai had seized the opportunity. The moment the two of them started fighting, they rushed out and pressed the stakes to the ground for a fuck, and then left a chicken feather, intending to leave incognito.
Oh yes, Moutai still has something to say to Zhuang Zhuang.
[Recent chat] Lonely little dried fish: "Water. 』
[Recent chat] Urgent need for human-shaped stakes: "Are you fucking sick?" !You followed for a long time just to disgust your own father? 』
Sister Miao stopped, straightened the few fabrics on her body, played with the scimitar in her hand, and stood eight feet away from the corpses.
Zhuang Zhuang's friends were all stunned, where did the neuropathy come from? !Just now, when I saw him follow from a distance without stealth, I thought that this guy might be looking at the scenery and didn't plan to fight, so I didn't care. What's going on now? !
Maotai looked at this, in his eyes, he was not angry no matter what, and even being molested by a girl was just a pile of grievances for a long time. The style of painting that usually saw his sister Hua was definitely not this style. Seeing his "Sister Meow" swearing like this, he actually felt a faint joy in his heart, this ji, it's strong enough!
It seems interesting to provoke a docile jerk into a frenzy?Maotai was thinking like this, Zhuang Zhuang had already got up from the ground, and rushed to Maotai who was wandering too far away, holding the epee and light sword and slapped it, sister Miao died.
[Recent Chat] Urgent need for human-shaped stakes: "Water. 』
Sister Miao was lying on the ground and watched the golden second young master, but she didn't get up. Seeing that Moutai didn't plan to get up, she and her friends flung her away. No matter how weird it is, a dog with a head like this will encounter a hostile camp. I won't take it to heart, after all, the more hostility is seen, the more strange things will increase, and it has long been no surprise.
However, Maotai and Zhuangzhuang are not the same kind of people.
Moutai is a well-known strange work of abandoning governance. The person he targets has never been safe. When encountering a strange work, he must set up a permanent focus. In the future, if he meets a staring killer in the wild, if the other party pulls the banner, Moutai will be divided Put oil on the soles of your feet in minutes and get away with it, otherwise you will kill yourself until you are happy and then let the other party go.
But Zhuang Zhuang is even more pitiful than those weird ones. Moutai has decided to follow him every day in the future, watching Zhuang Zhuang kill him, and he is willing to see Zhuang Zhuang blowing up his hair and swearing while he is helpless.
Usually in the group of relatives and friends, he is as docile as a little sheep and seldom gets angry, but when he turns around, he becomes a mad dog.
So Moutai, who has no arena to kill time, will use Sister Hua to see which map the pile is on whenever he has time, and then switch to Sister Miao to search the big map inch by inch to find the pile. Once the target is found, it must be Without further ado, he rushed up to have a slap.
What Moutai likes most is to watch Zhuang Zhuang and Hao Qi fight in stealth, and when Zhuang Zhuang loses the wind and prepares to escape, he disarms two successively before and after Zhuang Zhuanghu runs, and intercepts the little yellow chicken from the halfway of escape. Watching Zhuang Zhuang insulting him on the secret chat channel, Moutai felt a sense of satisfaction that he had never had before, and then glanced at the soft and cute Zhuang Zhuang in the group of relatives and friends begging for comfort, Moutai became more passionate, and turned on the mocking mode to provocative.
However, this situation is only based on Maotai's understanding of Zhuangzhuang. If a stranger is so smart, Maotai will not even bother to kill him, so he will directly block it.
If a stranger talks to him like this, and turns around and chats with the girls, Moutai will feel nauseous.
Later, Moutai also felt that he was possessed by a demon. Even the members of Sister Miao’s gang thought he had been poisoned, so they ran to ask the villain how he provoked him, so that he could give up the opportunity to harass Haoqi together, and stare at the villain every day Jisha.
"It's really not possible, I will accompany you to bury him once, and then we should patrol the mountains and plant flags. As your eldest brother, I can't watch you indulge any longer!" Northeast accent, in yy, follow Maotai's hair.
Moutai, who was looking for piles inch by inch in Nanping Mountain, raised his eyebrows, "Brother, you don't understand, I am not indulgent, I am planning for a happy life in the future, this is business."
"Hey, let me go, are you taking drugs? Why are you hallucinating?"
The listening friends have already started to giggle. Their boss is straight-hearted and a rough guy. When the friends are guessing whether Moutai wants to catch up with the fashion and have a love and kill each other, only the big brother is steadfast. I firmly believe that the villain just angered Moutai, and as a brother, he must help vent his anger.
"This is the generation gap. Go ask your daughter what it means to love each other and kill each other, and you will understand my 'illusion'." Moutai finally saw the stakes that were mining with You Qi in a certain corner. Not to mention the great Qinggong landing, just grab Zhuang Zhuang and give it a fuck.
When the big brother heard that Maotai disliked the generation gap with him, he immediately became unhappy, "Hey, I'm going? Do you think I'm old? I'll shrink from you. It's rare to see a fashionable dad like me in my daughter's class. What lol , World of Warcraft, Demon Realm, and Zhengtu, I will come one by one, and I can play for a walk!"
"Yes, you can go for a walk, and your big fan Xiu'er is the one you play the most." Zhuang Zhuang, who had just been swiped by Zhuang Zhuang's secret chat, was very pleased, and even his tone was full of joy.
"Then look, I'm sei, my Xiu'er is slithering around, no one can catch me, I'll dance for you! Where are you?" Big Brother was most proud of It was his Naixiu who played like a loach, the Xiuer who was most willing to hear others praise him in his life.
"No, no, no, don't bother me when you're old. I'm afraid you'll get caught if your Xiu'er raises her leg. What if my sister-in-law settles the score with me later?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Go ask the people in our gang if my Xiu'er dances better than ordinary Xiu'er! It's really interesting, I'm not willing to dance for you! You still hate me Already!"
"The leader's Xiu'er must be so beautiful!" The little friend who had been listening couldn't help but interjected, the purpose was to appease the simple leader of their family.
The gang leader was immediately happy, and proudly sent a screenshot of his red-haired long johns Xiuer to the gang group, blinding the eyes of a group of friends. , Big Brother will no longer pester Moutai.
Before leaving, he also left a sentence, "You are so in love with each other and kill each other. I will tell my elder brother that I will open a Moutai for you to celebrate."
However, just a few days later, Moutai was buried in the resurrection point by Zhuangzhuang, Fenjiu, and Wuliangye, and couldn't get up. He told the gang members that he had succeeded in falling in love and killing each other, and asked them to come and watch, on the premise that they could not do anything.
The friends said to this: You should take medicine.
Looking back at the progress of Fenjiu and his apprentices, Moutai feels inexplicably gratified, because his brain circuit is different from ordinary people, thinking that he has achieved the achievement of loving and killing each other, and the next step is to marry the little yellow chicken and reach the pinnacle of life.
He didn't consider that according to the brain circuit of a normal person, Zhuang Zhuang should regard him as a thorn in his side at this time. Simply put, his reputation with Zhuang Zhuang has already become hatred.
For several days in a row, Zhuang Zhuang's yy signatures were all cursing Sister Miao. In order to be able to turn against Sister Miao, Zhuang Zhuang even inserted all the Mingjiao in the list. Every day in the wild, he had to think twice before running for his life. Don't dare to get into the pile of red names and turn the windmill until there are no suspicious red names nearby.
In fact, then again, we are all descendants of Yan and Huang, so there is no deep hatred. With such a deadly enemy in the hostility, Jisan's career is perfect. After half a month of confrontation between Zhuang Zhuang and Moutai, Zhuang Zhuang no longer hates Moutai so much. , because Zhuang Zhuang discovered that Moutai did not kill trumpets, and never did anything when they met in teahouses.
Then Sister Miao disappeared. Zhuang Zhuang even thought that the drugged Meow had lost the game, and was depressed for a long time because of this. He went to You Qi to talk about his feeling of being alone and seeking defeat. After being disgusted by You Qi, Zhuang Zhuang became even more lonely.
Until many days later, Zhuang Zhuang saw Sister Miao who was driving a camp on the roof of Chang'an Teahouse. In an instant Zhuang Zhuang became vigilant, ready to retaliate at any time, and even considered whether to act first.
However, Sister Miao at the teahouse still didn’t do anything this time, she just stood up and locked her target on Zhuang Zhuang, quietly watching Zhuang Zhuang escort the woman, fetch water, make tea for guest officials, and serve porridge to refugees, until Zhuang Zhuang After finishing the teahouse, Sister Miao didn't move, and the target didn't change.
Zhuang Zhuang thought that maybe he wanted to kill him but had to hang up temporarily because of something.
At this moment, a handy Hao Qi next to him saw Zhuang Zhuang driving around the teahouse, so he went straight up to have sex, but a very familiar Bliss Yin pulled Zhuang Zhuang out, Zhuang Zhuang didn't have time to doubt, and He was crushed to the ground by Sister Miao.
Haoqi thinks that Moutai's head-grabbing behavior is extremely unkind.
For this, Sister Miao dismissed it, and sat down on the piles of hot corpses slowly, closed her eyes and slowly spit out a word.
"This jerk's head is mine, and no one can move it."
Looking at the white letters above Sister Miao's head, Zhuang Zhuang's heart is very complicated.
Unfavorable start, the result of the game is bound to be a loss.
This Mingjiao took a look at the gang's kill record, and found that it seemed to be a relative or friend of his apprentice, oh, that limp little Huang Ji, who was often molested by the girls, although he had played with him a few times, but Moutai was very serious about the gang. The positioning of the pile is: no prospect, unexpectedly can't be called a girl.
That's right, this Mingjiao is Moutai's Haoqi Miaojie, the lonely Xiaoyugan.
How dare you stop him from winning the game!Just like that, the golden gold was given away!
Hmph, you don't know who I am anyway, see if I don't fuck you until you cry!
Moutai followed Zhuangzhuang from time to time and walked half a map in Mawei Station, wondering whether he would be too boring if he did so. Zhuang Zhuang met an acquaintance. After fighting to relieve their worries, Moutai began to plant flags. Moutai had seized the opportunity. The moment the two of them started fighting, they rushed out and pressed the stakes to the ground for a fuck, and then left a chicken feather, intending to leave incognito.
Oh yes, Moutai still has something to say to Zhuang Zhuang.
[Recent chat] Lonely little dried fish: "Water. 』
[Recent chat] Urgent need for human-shaped stakes: "Are you fucking sick?" !You followed for a long time just to disgust your own father? 』
Sister Miao stopped, straightened the few fabrics on her body, played with the scimitar in her hand, and stood eight feet away from the corpses.
Zhuang Zhuang's friends were all stunned, where did the neuropathy come from? !Just now, when I saw him follow from a distance without stealth, I thought that this guy might be looking at the scenery and didn't plan to fight, so I didn't care. What's going on now? !
Maotai looked at this, in his eyes, he was not angry no matter what, and even being molested by a girl was just a pile of grievances for a long time. The style of painting that usually saw his sister Hua was definitely not this style. Seeing his "Sister Meow" swearing like this, he actually felt a faint joy in his heart, this ji, it's strong enough!
It seems interesting to provoke a docile jerk into a frenzy?Maotai was thinking like this, Zhuang Zhuang had already got up from the ground, and rushed to Maotai who was wandering too far away, holding the epee and light sword and slapped it, sister Miao died.
[Recent Chat] Urgent need for human-shaped stakes: "Water. 』
Sister Miao was lying on the ground and watched the golden second young master, but she didn't get up. Seeing that Moutai didn't plan to get up, she and her friends flung her away. No matter how weird it is, a dog with a head like this will encounter a hostile camp. I won't take it to heart, after all, the more hostility is seen, the more strange things will increase, and it has long been no surprise.
However, Maotai and Zhuangzhuang are not the same kind of people.
Moutai is a well-known strange work of abandoning governance. The person he targets has never been safe. When encountering a strange work, he must set up a permanent focus. In the future, if he meets a staring killer in the wild, if the other party pulls the banner, Moutai will be divided Put oil on the soles of your feet in minutes and get away with it, otherwise you will kill yourself until you are happy and then let the other party go.
But Zhuang Zhuang is even more pitiful than those weird ones. Moutai has decided to follow him every day in the future, watching Zhuang Zhuang kill him, and he is willing to see Zhuang Zhuang blowing up his hair and swearing while he is helpless.
Usually in the group of relatives and friends, he is as docile as a little sheep and seldom gets angry, but when he turns around, he becomes a mad dog.
So Moutai, who has no arena to kill time, will use Sister Hua to see which map the pile is on whenever he has time, and then switch to Sister Miao to search the big map inch by inch to find the pile. Once the target is found, it must be Without further ado, he rushed up to have a slap.
What Moutai likes most is to watch Zhuang Zhuang and Hao Qi fight in stealth, and when Zhuang Zhuang loses the wind and prepares to escape, he disarms two successively before and after Zhuang Zhuanghu runs, and intercepts the little yellow chicken from the halfway of escape. Watching Zhuang Zhuang insulting him on the secret chat channel, Moutai felt a sense of satisfaction that he had never had before, and then glanced at the soft and cute Zhuang Zhuang in the group of relatives and friends begging for comfort, Moutai became more passionate, and turned on the mocking mode to provocative.
However, this situation is only based on Maotai's understanding of Zhuangzhuang. If a stranger is so smart, Maotai will not even bother to kill him, so he will directly block it.
If a stranger talks to him like this, and turns around and chats with the girls, Moutai will feel nauseous.
Later, Moutai also felt that he was possessed by a demon. Even the members of Sister Miao’s gang thought he had been poisoned, so they ran to ask the villain how he provoked him, so that he could give up the opportunity to harass Haoqi together, and stare at the villain every day Jisha.
"It's really not possible, I will accompany you to bury him once, and then we should patrol the mountains and plant flags. As your eldest brother, I can't watch you indulge any longer!" Northeast accent, in yy, follow Maotai's hair.
Moutai, who was looking for piles inch by inch in Nanping Mountain, raised his eyebrows, "Brother, you don't understand, I am not indulgent, I am planning for a happy life in the future, this is business."
"Hey, let me go, are you taking drugs? Why are you hallucinating?"
The listening friends have already started to giggle. Their boss is straight-hearted and a rough guy. When the friends are guessing whether Moutai wants to catch up with the fashion and have a love and kill each other, only the big brother is steadfast. I firmly believe that the villain just angered Moutai, and as a brother, he must help vent his anger.
"This is the generation gap. Go ask your daughter what it means to love each other and kill each other, and you will understand my 'illusion'." Moutai finally saw the stakes that were mining with You Qi in a certain corner. Not to mention the great Qinggong landing, just grab Zhuang Zhuang and give it a fuck.
When the big brother heard that Maotai disliked the generation gap with him, he immediately became unhappy, "Hey, I'm going? Do you think I'm old? I'll shrink from you. It's rare to see a fashionable dad like me in my daughter's class. What lol , World of Warcraft, Demon Realm, and Zhengtu, I will come one by one, and I can play for a walk!"
"Yes, you can go for a walk, and your big fan Xiu'er is the one you play the most." Zhuang Zhuang, who had just been swiped by Zhuang Zhuang's secret chat, was very pleased, and even his tone was full of joy.
"Then look, I'm sei, my Xiu'er is slithering around, no one can catch me, I'll dance for you! Where are you?" Big Brother was most proud of It was his Naixiu who played like a loach, the Xiuer who was most willing to hear others praise him in his life.
"No, no, no, don't bother me when you're old. I'm afraid you'll get caught if your Xiu'er raises her leg. What if my sister-in-law settles the score with me later?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Go ask the people in our gang if my Xiu'er dances better than ordinary Xiu'er! It's really interesting, I'm not willing to dance for you! You still hate me Already!"
"The leader's Xiu'er must be so beautiful!" The little friend who had been listening couldn't help but interjected, the purpose was to appease the simple leader of their family.
The gang leader was immediately happy, and proudly sent a screenshot of his red-haired long johns Xiuer to the gang group, blinding the eyes of a group of friends. , Big Brother will no longer pester Moutai.
Before leaving, he also left a sentence, "You are so in love with each other and kill each other. I will tell my elder brother that I will open a Moutai for you to celebrate."
However, just a few days later, Moutai was buried in the resurrection point by Zhuangzhuang, Fenjiu, and Wuliangye, and couldn't get up. He told the gang members that he had succeeded in falling in love and killing each other, and asked them to come and watch, on the premise that they could not do anything.
The friends said to this: You should take medicine.
Looking back at the progress of Fenjiu and his apprentices, Moutai feels inexplicably gratified, because his brain circuit is different from ordinary people, thinking that he has achieved the achievement of loving and killing each other, and the next step is to marry the little yellow chicken and reach the pinnacle of life.
He didn't consider that according to the brain circuit of a normal person, Zhuang Zhuang should regard him as a thorn in his side at this time. Simply put, his reputation with Zhuang Zhuang has already become hatred.
For several days in a row, Zhuang Zhuang's yy signatures were all cursing Sister Miao. In order to be able to turn against Sister Miao, Zhuang Zhuang even inserted all the Mingjiao in the list. Every day in the wild, he had to think twice before running for his life. Don't dare to get into the pile of red names and turn the windmill until there are no suspicious red names nearby.
In fact, then again, we are all descendants of Yan and Huang, so there is no deep hatred. With such a deadly enemy in the hostility, Jisan's career is perfect. After half a month of confrontation between Zhuang Zhuang and Moutai, Zhuang Zhuang no longer hates Moutai so much. , because Zhuang Zhuang discovered that Moutai did not kill trumpets, and never did anything when they met in teahouses.
Then Sister Miao disappeared. Zhuang Zhuang even thought that the drugged Meow had lost the game, and was depressed for a long time because of this. He went to You Qi to talk about his feeling of being alone and seeking defeat. After being disgusted by You Qi, Zhuang Zhuang became even more lonely.
Until many days later, Zhuang Zhuang saw Sister Miao who was driving a camp on the roof of Chang'an Teahouse. In an instant Zhuang Zhuang became vigilant, ready to retaliate at any time, and even considered whether to act first.
However, Sister Miao at the teahouse still didn’t do anything this time, she just stood up and locked her target on Zhuang Zhuang, quietly watching Zhuang Zhuang escort the woman, fetch water, make tea for guest officials, and serve porridge to refugees, until Zhuang Zhuang After finishing the teahouse, Sister Miao didn't move, and the target didn't change.
Zhuang Zhuang thought that maybe he wanted to kill him but had to hang up temporarily because of something.
At this moment, a handy Hao Qi next to him saw Zhuang Zhuang driving around the teahouse, so he went straight up to have sex, but a very familiar Bliss Yin pulled Zhuang Zhuang out, Zhuang Zhuang didn't have time to doubt, and He was crushed to the ground by Sister Miao.
Haoqi thinks that Moutai's head-grabbing behavior is extremely unkind.
For this, Sister Miao dismissed it, and sat down on the piles of hot corpses slowly, closed her eyes and slowly spit out a word.
"This jerk's head is mine, and no one can move it."
Looking at the white letters above Sister Miao's head, Zhuang Zhuang's heart is very complicated.
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