Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

Mentioning Zila Youqi makes her stomach full of grievances. Although this product is extremely worry-free, Zila has a bad problem!That is to sleep on You Qi's chest every day, unshakable, rain or shine.

Thanks to Zila, You Qi has been thriving for so many years and finally experienced what is called a nightmare, which is also commonly known as a ghost press.

However, this has become You Qi's daily routine now. At first, You Qi thought that Zi La wanted to requisition his bed, but when he went to sleep on his roommate's bed, he would still be crushed by Zi La into a nightmare, and then he accepted his fate.

Now You Qi misses very much the days when Zila occupied his bed and he went to sleep in his roommate's bed pitifully.

However, You Qi was full of complaints and could not sue He He, because his head could be bleeding and his vest could not be dropped!

So the two discussed the beauty and ugliness of weapons during the winter solstice event for a long time. You Qi went through all kinds of hardships and finally brought the topic back to the issue of apprentices. There was a harmonious silence for more than half an hour. Asleep, harmony will be restored.

Just now Moutai said that he was hungry, so he ordered some noodles to eat.

Is it for Moutai to eat under Hehe?

You Qi imagined the picture of He He and Moutai being in love with each other, and burst out laughing.What style is this? !Doesn't Moutai often brag about its five-star cooking skills?Why do you have to cook even a noodle in harmony!

Why do you ask the former apprentices?Who told you that?Is it Huating?

You Qi was thinking about how to answer He He, but before he could think it over, he was blocked by a word from He He - what do you want to ask?Do you also believe Huating's words?

Seeing that Hehe's tone was wrong, You Qi was a little flustered. He just didn't believe that Huating would go directly to Hehe to understand the situation. How could it be that he listened to Huating's slander and came to question Hehe?Most importantly, he wanted to find out the person pretending to be harmonious!It's not because of gossip and finding fault!

I'm just curious, didn't you say you don't like taking apprentices?

Is there a conflict between accepting and dislike accepting apprentices?

No conflict is no conflict, but what can't you say about your own disciples!The previous disciples couldn't mention it, but the current disciple told me to stay away. Why do you look like you have taken gunpowder today...

He He usually has such a good temper in front of him, but today he suddenly became irritable. You Qi was very dissatisfied and felt baffled. He suddenly felt that he was kind enough to be a donkey and wanted to help He He. · Hold your breath.

Why does my own apprentice have to say it?Why do you have to get to the bottom of Chen Zhima's rotten millet?

I suspect that Hua Ting is the one who pretended to be the one who scumbags you, Baishadi, to ask these questions. Don't you want to know who that person is?

This is my business, don't worry about it.

Speaking of this, You Qi laughed instead, but Zila next to him saw how far he walked after seeing the way he laughed.

I am meddling in my own business, you are willing to be hacked, you old man suffers, I am offered a reward every day to 818, and I can be kicked out of the team even if I write a book, I will find that person myself, the anger I suffered a few days ago cannot be in vain by.

The WeChat interface showed that the other party had been typing for a long time, and then calmed down. You Qi waited for a long time but did not see anything from He He.

Simply break the pot and continue to add fuel to the fire.

Don't worry about what I want to do, that's my business.

it is good.

So this time You Qi finally opened the pre-death plot - the cold war.

The cold war came out of nowhere, and neither of them wanted to make peace. It lasted for several days, and You Qi gradually forgot about it. The most important thing was that his investigation work was very unsatisfactory.

On the grounds of helping with daily routines, he secretly asked for Moutai's account to lurk in the Hehe Gang, and found that Hehe really didn't have a high sense of existence. It's not as good as Moutai, which is surrounded by all kinds of girls to shut down (tune) the heart (drama) as soon as it goes online. Basically, no one cares about the harmonious Daochang number when it goes online. It seems that the id suffix carries a small plaque saying that strangers should not get close.

After squatting for several days in a row, after dealing with the teasing of the girls and the routine condolences of the small stakes, the character of Fenjiu actually went online. When You Qi saw the system notification, he was full of energy.

I quickly sent WeChat to ask what Moutai Hehe was doing.

After 5 minutes, after reading Moutai's reply, You Qi seemed to see the picture of Moutai's nostrils upturned—"Ask me why? You are in love! You have the ability to quarrel and you have the ability to straighten out the hair of Fenjiu!"

After careful questioning, I learned that Hehe has taken it as a daily routine to add trouble to Maotai in the past few days, and all kinds of disobedience to orders were not at all helping in the past but causing trouble. Maotai was so angry that he wanted to send You Qi a blade.

"I'll just ask when you guys are going to play the game, why are you so arrogant!"

"I'm going to work when I'm not busy. We've been working overtime for the past few days and we haven't even returned home! Zhaozhao is so insane! Your family's Fenjiu still makes me mess up! I want to report to Zhaozhao! I quit your house Fenjiu!"

"Uh... What the hell is Zhaozhao?" In this way, it is definitely not Hehe himself who is online.

You Qi was indifferent to Moutai's "crying complaints". Anyway, He He said he didn't need to take care of his affairs, and it would be bad for him to meddle in his own business if he had no skin and no face!I can only change the subject, what is Zhaozhao?

"Zhaozhao is not a ghost, but a pervert." The voice sent by Moutai came with the sound of eating instant noodles, and it sounded really pitiful to work overtime, "I guess it must be a fight with my sister-in-law, otherwise we can't be so harsh on us , although it usually exploits us, but recently it has been particularly serious!"

You Qi vaguely felt that he had heard of this Zhaozhao before, but he couldn’t remember who it was for a while. After 5 minutes of silence, he suddenly realized, and asked Moutai excitedly with his mobile phone: "You, you, your company, is Zhaozhao?" Shi?! Is my sister-in-law Brother Xu?! Fuck! Fuck! Is Zhaozhao the CEO who proposed to Brother Xu in front of the whole country?! Master! You are my own master! Follow me Brother Xu wants an autograph!"

Moutai was shocked by the continuous cannon, and his mobile phone almost fell into the bucket of instant noodles. He threw a contemptuous look at Moutai, who was separated from Moutai by seven or eight A2 papers. Moutai smiled inscrutablely, and replied to You Qi: " Yes, I am really proud of choosing the right boss, needless to say, I can guess which company I belong to! Our sister-in-law is the famous Wei Xu, please ask me if you want!"

You Qi can't care about any investigations at the moment, his mind is full of Mao Shunqi from Moutai and ask Moutai to get him an autograph of Wei Xu, that is his favorite actor!With good looks, good temper, good cooking skills, and good acting skills, there is no one in the entertainment industry who can compare to him!Peerless comfort!

When something like this happened, You Qi also forgot to read about the guild, plus there were classes in the afternoon, and he couldn't remember what he was going to do at the beginning. After spending the whole afternoon, Moutai didn't agree to give it to him. He wanted to sign, but he was just perfunctory with ambiguity, and it seemed that he didn't take it to heart.

You Qi, who was thinking about how to fight wits with Moutai, returned to the dormitory and found that the door of his dormitory was unlocked. When he opened the door and went in, he was taken aback when he saw his roommate whom he hadn’t seen for a long time, and then angrily rushed over to pick up his roommate Chen Feng The collar scolded: "Where the hell did you go? Didn't you drown you, you little bastard? You still know how to come back! How many times have I answered yes for you! What the fuck are you turning off when you go out to mess with me?" !"

Unexpectedly, Chen Feng didn't return a word, but his eyes were red, and he held You Qi's hands, "Wow!" and cried: "Qi! I almost can't fucking come back! You are paralyzed, do you know how difficult it is for me to come back?!"

The man did not flick his tears easily. When Chen Feng cried, You Qi was also confused. He quickly loosened Chen Feng's collar, smoothed out the creases, and patted the sobbing Chen Feng, "What's wrong? I thought you let him Which MLM organization has been fooled!"

Chen Feng cried until his nose burst into tears, intermittently explaining his experience of more than a month, in fact, in his concept of time, it was only a week.

After talking for a long time, You Qi was confused. He probably concluded that Chen Feng went out to surf this time. When he went to the mountains, he encountered strange things. He almost got stuck inside and couldn't come back. One life, afraid to go home for fear of being regarded as mentally ill, so I can only briefly talk to You Qi.

"Madman, can you write this into a novel, right?" Although You Qi didn't quite believe in ghosts and gods, seeing Chen Feng crying so sincerely, he believed it a little bit.

But after thinking about it, my recent experience could be written into a bloody novel, and the safety factor is higher than Chen Feng's, at least there will be no fear of life.

"It's not just a novel, it's all a movie, a big-budget movie! The special effects can't even compare to Hollywood! From now on, I won't do any hiking, but go into the mountains? From now on, I will worship temples and burn incense when I see Bodhisattvas!" Chen Feng was like a young daughter-in-law returning to her natal home after meeting someone unkind. She lost a lot of weight, holding on to You Qi's clothes tightly and refused to let go. You Qi suddenly felt guilty. Didn't notice anything unusual.

"The expert said that the place we went to was isolated from the real world, if I were to fold in it, the traces of my existence here would be wiped clean, which is why no one found me after being missing for so long. "

You Qi nodded ignorantly, and stroked Chen Feng's hair, "Good brother, give me a dream over there, brother will bring you back even if you go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!"

Then Chen Feng was moved to a mess again. It seems that the stimulation has not been less for a while, and even people are a little nervous, because the crime is not less. Chen Feng just drank some hot water and fell asleep. You Qi felt relieved and turned around. When he was about to turn on the computer, he unexpectedly met a pair of green eyes, and shuddered.

"Zilla, what are you looking at?"

Zila nested in Chen Feng's tattered mountaineering bag in a ball of black velvet. Seeing You Qi turned around, he immediately stood up and stepped on a small pocket like a milk. You Qi felt strange. He went to open the pocket and found a The copper coins were just wondering, and even stranger things happened.

Zila...

I actually cried!