Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

"Shemale Master and Apprentice"

Since WULI Gongshou hasn't been officially together yet, the Sajia will not force the meat, let's gossip about Qiqi's childhood today.

You Qi is neither a top student nor a scumbag, but the kind of intermediate value who struggles to survive. He is so hard that he often doubts life while working part-time. Therefore, his roommate Chen Feng pointed out a clear path for You Qi ——Slag base three.

"Since it hurts to be idle, let's be a dead house and go to Zha Jisan!"

You Qi was a good follower, and under Chen Feng's remote guidance, he immediately bought an accelerator and a point card and entered Zhajisan's world with great interest.In the eyes of the elderly grandparents, it is a good thing for the blue children to stay at home with them if they don't go out everywhere. Therefore, no one has noticed that a new Internet addict boy is about to be born in the Internet addiction world.

Since then, there has been a strange flower of shemale in Wig Valley.

The kind that mixes and upgrades Huajian Lijing, the kind that pokes monsters with the Lijing mind method, and the kind that has equipment with good attributes and does not wear clothes according to their own aesthetics.

You Qi, this wonderful flower, has risen to more than [-] levels, and his roommate Chen Feng only symbolically took You Qi to fight a few monsters when he was in Daoxiang Village, and then went to the wild to wander. Sprinkling his own blood all over the Valley of Thousand Flowers with great lightness, and diligently grooming his wig to make it silky and smooth, he finally met his destined ladyboy master at the elevator door of Valley of Thousand Flowers.

Nonsence!At that time, he thought she was Gao Lengzhen, Sister Hua!

I walked around Sister Hua and found that Sister Hua seemed to be hanging up the phone, and the plum blossom branches on the back were very beautiful, her long hair was fluttering, and she was very temperamental.

Seeing that Sister Hua didn't respond, You Qi silently took the elevator upstairs to see the acting head.

You Qi came down after meeting the acting head, and saw Sister Hua still standing there, casually playing with the brush in her hand, looking at the sea of ​​flowers with melancholy eyes, as if thinking about some great philosophy of life-this is what You Qi doesn't understand When the truth comes to mind.

You Qi was immediately overwhelmed by this "temperament flower", thinking that since Chen Feng said that he could worship three masters, it would be a good thing for him to have a master of his own profession, so he resolutely prepared to approach him.

Unexpectedly, Sister Hua suddenly turned around and smiled miserably, "Xiao Huahua, do you have a master?" 』

Immediately, You Qi admired Sister Hua even more. Through the screen and the network cable, this guy can see his intentions just from a mass-produced model? !high!It's really high!

You Qi is not reserved, and tells the truth.

【Yu Yu wants to take you in as an apprentice, do you agree? 】

【agree. 】

There are three Huajie accounts in Moutai, one is the first Huajie, and the last sold account is Moutai 1.0, the second is a black-faced sister bought after the reunification, and then sold it, and then sold it. Then there is the wig Zihua sister who was later bought by Youyue and changed her name to Moutai, commonly known as Moutai 2.0.

Since everyone is familiar with Moutai 2.0, we don't need to give this ID, and we still call him Moutai.Moutai was in a low mood at the time, which caused You Qi to think that he was a high-cold temperament flower. Although he taught You Qi a lot of common sense, You Qi just had no reason to be in awe of this sister Hua, just like a doctor. That awe is the same as the conviction.

You Qi is doing his best to prepare to be a dutiful apprentice, doing tasks very diligently every day + being cute, because apart from being cute, he really doesn't know how to get along with girls.

Moutai has been in the cold for several days in a row. Although it responds to requests, it doesn't talk much.

The misunderstanding lasted until one day when the mood in Moutai was cloudy and cleared, they chatted secretly and asked You Qi to go to YY to sing for You Qi. The moment the master and apprentice heard each other's voice, they both couldn't help shouting "Damn it!" ?!"

Then they shouted in unison: "Are you a man?!"

Then the two monster masters and apprentices were silent for a while, Maotai sat down on the ground and patted the place beside him and said meaningfully to You Qi: "Come on, brother apprentice, sit down and tell me why you pretend to be a girl?"

In fact, You Qi is also very innocent. He also thinks that Moutai is a girl, or the kind of Gao Leng Yujie, and because of this, he has been trying to be cute to adjust the atmosphere, not to mention that he is a gay man/has no intention of hooking up with girls Xin, will naturally show off cuteness from time to time for the sake of harmony between the teacher and the school. You must know that Moutai at that time was not as talkative and idiotic as it is now. .

"I didn't pretend to be a girl...you...I also thought you were a girl..."

The master and the apprentice had a long talk, and found that the two parties had never mentioned the issue of gender in a tacit understanding. Fortunately, they woke up as soon as they turned on the microphone-who would believe in a voice changer like He He?

"Forget it, it's not good to be a teacher. It's easier for men, so you don't have to worry about it so much in the future."

Moutai seems to be in a particularly good mood, and Moutai's own voice is not bad. You Qi also thinks that this master is really good. He does his best to preach and teach, and he doesn't have to worry about the girl's delicate and sensitive heart.

"Hey, let me say, are you Wanhua so many transhumans?"

"Master, you are also Wanhua's transvestite."

"Oh yes, me too. There are quite a lot of ten thousand flower monsters. This is fate."

Even knowing that the other party is a man, the master-student relationship has not changed much. The master is kind and the apprentice is filial, which is still different from the current style of painting.Under Maotai's careful teaching, You Qi, a wonderful flower, began to thrive. He basically knew his own skills and equipment, and learned how to use plug-ins.

Chen Feng was even happier when he saw it, and praised Moutai's teacher's morality, then turned around and got into the famous crowd to turn the windmill.

During the period when You Qi was pure and innocent, he was working as a little transparent in a certain gang, and he hadn’t known that group of snake spirits. You Qi’s basic life was only Moutai, and Moutai played in the arena, and You Qi did it. Task, Moutai will accompany You Qi to brush up dungeons and talk about the plot when Moutai is free.

Until You Qi accidentally activated the spirit of abandonment in Moutai.

On this day, Moutai taught You Qi how to jump on the Wuliang Mountain to brush Ji Xiaomeng in YY. Seconds later, Moutai's insane laughter erupted in YY, and You Qi was so scared that he sat up cleverly, thinking that I had a fucking supernatural event, didn't I?Who is this man with a magical laugh? !

"Tu'er! Why did you send me black photos! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god, I'm going to make an emoji! My god I can't look straight at your dick again! Hahahahahahahaha! "

The moment You Qi's eyes touched the screen, his whole body was in a bad mood. He sent Chen Feng a self-defeating self-deception photo this fucking afternoon!It's the kind of people who are worried that the phone will not be able to withstand the burst screen when they exist in the phone!The expression is so magical that it makes people want to cry!Can not bear to look!

Why does the face roll keyboard send the photo!Why!You Qi's heart is completely full of the expression of the roaring emperor, and he can hardly breathe!

The heart attack is about to recur, okay? !

Calm down, You Qi suspects that this damn photo may have been stuck in the clipboard after copying it to Chen Feng just now, and when he rolled his face on the keyboard just now, he accidentally gave Ctrl+V and entered to exit.

Or, just now he was simply a ghost!Otherwise, he would not be able to convince himself to accept this fact!

"Master, can you pretend that none of this has happened, and I'm still your cute apprentice brother?" You Qi looked at the chat window between him and Moutai with tears in his eyes, holding the wheat piously, and begged Moutai.

"No! It's hard to get over water! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Who is Maotai, that is a representative of cheapness!After sending back a row of You Qi's self-deception photos to You Qi, You Qi's screen is full of his own ecstasy expression, accompanied by Moutai's magical laughter in the earphones, You Qi closes his eyes in pain, life is loveless I asked again.

"Didn't we agree to be each other's angels?"

"So I want to keep this photo as a teacher! I will show it to you in the future! Hahahahaha! Boy! Don't mess with me in the future! If you dare not be filial, I will show you the photo!" Moutai gave You Qi again Sending a photo and backing up a screenshot of the screen, You Qi really wants to go back to the day when he was apprenticed to the teacher at this moment, go back to the elevator door, give himself a flying kick, and fall down from Samsung Mochizuki to die!Let the girl be so completely blind!Temperament your sister!It's obviously an abandonment!

At the moment when You Qi was full of resentment, there was a sound of opening the door from Moutai. It seemed that someone was attracted by Moutai's magical laughter. Moutai also noticed that someone was coming, and immediately restrained himself a lot.

"Are you on drugs?" The words were concise, expressing the infinite contempt for Moutai, but You Qi's gay heart still throbbed a little, because the voice was so nice!Even if it is ridicule, it still sounds so good!

"Fuck off, you're just on drugs. Why come to my house if you have nothing to do? Have you finished the drawing? The boss will watch it tomorrow, and our team will report that it was you who explained it. Don't let me lose the chain." Moutai said in Thunder Before he could hide his ears, he minimized all the photos, and rushed people to get out of his territory in a righteous manner.

"You're too noisy to do, and I have a question for you."

You Qi burst out laughing, and began to gloat that Moutai was rejected by others, Moutai threatened You Qi viciously, and then left the computer with that person.

You Qi didn't care about the Moutai roommates, he just thought the voice was nice, but there are more people with nice voices these days, and they are fat or ugly, but they can't be eaten if they are nice.

But he didn't expect that after a few months, he would still be able to eat a good voice, and he would be able to linger for a long time when he heard a sentence of contempt with a smile.

What's more, just saying "be good" can make you feel better all day.

What he never expected was that in the near future, in order to conceive his ears, he would actually be able to join the PVP world that he had always kept a respectful distance from, followed Lao Wang, made a wicked flower dyed with aunt red, and even abandoned his great career. It became a double cultivation PVP flower.

The author has something to say:

Enter V on the 22nd of this Friday!Don't fall V!Please support the originals a lot~ yumdah~ The third update on the day of entering V~ No need to wait for Lun's house on Thursday night~

So there is a certain number of Moutai roommates in the dark, everyone can guess who it is~

The gender of the game is so uncertain hhhhh I suddenly remembered that once I also misunderstood the girl who had opened the microphone for a man and misunderstood it for a long time. When I found out that he was her, I was also very messy...but it’s not a voice changer. The voice I heard that day was not from the girl... Then she didn't speak and I missed the first chance to verify her authenticity