Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

What can I say about Fenjiu? If he is dumb, he can always be keenly aware of the little emotions on the other side of the network cable. If he is quick-witted, he hasn't noticed the quiet Hualuo in his house and the neighbor next door. That quiet little junior is not just as simple as that.

If he has a good temper, he can really do such insane things like pushing people into the water for a word of saliva and then drowning them without limit. If he has a bad temper, the fourth camp changes its tricks every day The deeds of his scumbag are arranged, and he can still be as steady as a mountain, planting flags, arenas, battlefields, and waves in the wild every day.

Therefore, Hehe is such a person who integrates many contradictions into one. Every contact can give You Qi a seal with a hit rate of 120%, which is the kind of DEBUFF that short-circuits the brain and basically puts him in a stroke state.

No, as soon as You Qi entered the door with the footbath in hand, he saw He He chatting with Master Zi La about life with infinite melancholy, and Zi La's tail flicked impatiently from side to side to relieve himself.

"It's been a little too quiet."

Zi La didn't bother to respond to He He, squinted her eyes and glanced back and forth between He He and You Qi, then simply closed her eyes, and started snoring after a while.

Hemu finally realized that there was a guest, so he stood up and put Zila on his bed, leaned against the table and looked at Youqi quietly, "Why are you here?"

Since the lights have been turned off, the entire dormitory is barely kept lit by an old desk lamp that has survived for four years, and Hehe has blocked the light in sevens and eighties. Therefore, You Qi can't see the expression on Hehe's face very clearly.

Just inexplicably feeling stuffy.

A thought flashed through You Qi's mind, that is, it is better not to have the vest, but to recognize He He directly, and then beat He He with a hammer, and he can't find Bei, expressing his grievances about being forced into the 818 center recently.

But what is the concept of a flash, that is, the idea is destined not to be put into action.

For three-dimensional things, there is no option to load files.

So You Qi stood on the spot with the footbath in his hand, in a dilemma, and He He didn't seem to have any plans to invite him in to sit for a while, as if... the barrier setting here is too domineering.

It was eerily quiet.

And a little baffling.

Didn't the neighbors get along very well?

However, You Qi's IQ is obviously not suitable for considering such profound issues. According to Moutai's words, both of them are stupid, but in terms of technology and IQ, You Qi is at the bottom of the list.

Therefore, even if You Qi thinks about it, he definitely can't think about why.

So You Qi was ready to retreat with a basin in his hand, "I'm going back if I have nothing to do."

After a long, long time, Moutai learned of You Qi's performance today, stood at the commanding heights of IQ very unkindly, and despised this idiot severely.

"Don't sleep too late, I found that you lock the door after one o'clock every day."

You Qi hummed and left without looking back.He He turned around and looked at the fully charged laptop, and opened the login interface with ease.

When You Qi went online the next night, You Qi was taken aback by the bright battle rank rising to 2. Only after Baidu did he know that the battle rank was a condition for buying military uniforms.You Qi was a little dazed when he opened his equipment, as if nothing had changed. He recalled that last night Hehe brought his daughter to collect famous sword coins, so he opened the interface of the famous sword team, and the amount of coins was quite considerable.

Hehe Moutai is not online, and there is nothing to do on the big Monday. Youqi Shenxing went to Yangzhou to start shopping in trading houses. After all, it is always reasonable for a qualified PVX to visit trading houses every day.

[Chunyang] Fenjiu applied for inclusion in the group.

【reject】

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Group me. 』

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "No. 』

Then after a long time, there was no movement in Hehe, and You Qi couldn't help but feel a little strange, but it didn't take long for him to be poked by the transaction invitation.

Fen wine.

Standing behind You Qi.

Really persistent.

Nian Zaihe went directly to Yangzhou in order to find him and then measured the city of Yangzhou inch by inch, You Qi agreed.

It's because I didn't have time to give You Qi the enchantment and the Five Elements Stone yesterday. Forgive me for forgetting to send the things when the base field was so hot and harmonious yesterday.

I just saw You Qi himself online today.

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Follow me to buy a famous sword set, and then insert a stone to enchant it. 』

You Qi refused the invitation to drop the two riders, and meditated on the spot.

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "I want an A." 』

Fenjiu was silent for a while before sending two words.

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "How long. 』

At this moment, You Qi can even imagine a harmonious expression, and he can't bear to continue telling lies. After all, how can this kind of game nerd easily A lose the game.

[Secret chat] Hauser: "Uh...it's the end of the semester. I'll be back after the exam. It won't be long. Don't you want to buy a famous sword case?"let's go! 』

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Oh. 』

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Come back to Chunyang with me. 』

【Secret Chat】Hauser: "Don't you want to buy famous sword sets? 』

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Tomorrow I'll make it, Shenxing Taiji Square. 』

You Qi was at a loss, but he still followed Hehe Shenxing to Chunyang Square. He had never been to the map of Chunyang a few times. Air conditioning field.

Everywhere you look is boundless, and you can feel the chill from the snow-covered Mount Hua all the year round through the screen. You Qi shivered, thinking that this is not a holographic online game, why is the sense of substitution so strong.

Inadvertently glanced at the balcony, and found that the balcony door was not closed tightly, and the air-conditioning was continuously coming in through the crack of the door, fortunately, You Qi, a little gay.

"Fuck, do you want to cooperate with me like this?"

After closing the door and returning to the computer, Hualuo sat behind the Taoist priest and gently grabbed the corner of the Taoist priest's clothes, and followed the Taoist priest to the acting head, dismounted, and You Qi was a little at a loss.

Did He He take the wrong medicine?

Bringing him to meet the head is here?

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "The head is not here, so the head has the final say on all major matters and small matters. 』

According to common sense, it is impossible for Harmony to play Jisanguan server and bring anyone back to the teacher's door, so solemnly visit the head of the school.

But don't forget the existence of Qizhihua Moutai.

Professional pit apprentice for 30 years.

No sugar.

"My apprentice? The brat is very easy to coax, just take him around the scenery and tell stories, and the brat will forget all the angry things."

"Oh... where should I go then?"

"...Your mother forced you so you can't think for yourself?! After all, it's your love and my love!"

Speaking of which, Ji Jisan's sense of substitution is relatively strong, and how strong his sense of belonging to the sect is can be seen from the fact that he has only played Chunyang for so many years.

But it doesn't mean that he wants to come out and bring You Qi to meet the "parents".

This is due to the mental illness of the group of professional gay friends. It has been an afternoon to squat on the system channel after learning the scriptures in harmony and piously. They are waiting for You Qi to go online and go back to see the "parents".

[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "I'm still not allowed to join the group in front of the head? 』

[Chunyang] Fenjiu applied for inclusion in the group.

[Fenjiu] patted [Hauser] lightly on the head.

[Secret chat] Hauser: "You still dare to be presumptuous in front of the head of the sect, and be careful of the rules and regulations of the sect. #pighead

【agree】

【Fenjiu joins Hauser's team】

[Squad] Fenjiu: "I'm sorry. 』

[Squad] Heather: "Why? 』

[Squad] Fenjiu: "Because it brought you a lot of unnecessary trouble. 』

You Qi's face suddenly turned cloudy, and the barrage in his head was full of: yoooooooooo!Finally realize that I am a troublemaker!Get on your knees and sing Conquer!Call papa!

But you can't be so beating, You Qi still has to be polite.

[Secret chat] Hauser: "It's okay, it's okay, even if there is no Baisha, after playing PVP, there are still enemies everywhere!" 』

It’s not just everywhere, You Qi is now going to the main city, and the moray plug-in keeps sounding the alarm. Looking from a distance, there are a group of purple names sandwiched between the green and yellow names. Fortunately, no one in the main city can’t think about killing You Qi. .

After all, the punishment for murder in the main city is quite severe.

Damn, since getting to know Hehe, there are not many friends, but enemies have multiplied!

[Squad] Fenjiu: "Do you want to listen to a story? 』

When You Qi heard it, did He He mean to explain the gossip?Then the heart of gossip was boiling with enthusiasm, and looked at the screen with blood on his face.

[Squad] Heather: "Yes! 』

So You Qi went to YY and listened to the love and hatred between various NPCs for half an hour.

[Recent Chat] Hauser: "I see your majesty as a hero, do you dare to fight me?" 』

[Recent Chat] Fenjiu: "A certain person has experienced many battles and has never avoided a battle! 』

A flag was planted in front of the acting head of Chunyang, and the little couple who had come back happily to see their parents just now opened up their posture in front of the acting head and wanted to fight to the death.

[Recent Chat] Fenjiu: "Your Excellency's martial arts needs to be honed. 』

【Recent Chat】Hauser: "I had a cup of tea just now..."

So, You Qi drank a full stomach of tea in front of the acting head of Chunyang Palace, meditating on the ground with infinite resentment, the Taoist model beside him was not pleasing to the eye.

"Nimma, did you just want your acting head to see how you abused me?!"

The He He next to him was also very confused, he was clearly coaxing Hua Hua according to the tricks taught by Moutai, why did he vaguely feel that the anger was getting worse?

[Squad] Heather: "I'm never coming back again!I want to tell Dongfang Guzhu!Here's a big ass bullying me! 』

[Squad] Fenjiu: "..."

[Squad] Heather: "Kill me!"Otherwise, you will fall to my death! 』

[Squad] Fenjiu: "When you are cutting flowers, I will let you kill them." 』

You Qi said: Don't cheat me so f*ckingly, what should I do if the sect hates me!You'd better kill yourself!

He He's treacherous scheme failed, so he could only silently sever his own meridians in front of the acting head in his own territory.

Seeing the Taoist priest fall down at his feet with an ah, You Qi's evil tastes began to flood.

After turning on the skill call, start reading stitches on the Taoist priest's body.

After reading the article, the shout that made countless people refuse to be resurrected appeared in the chat channel.

[Squad] Hauser: "[Fenjiu], the ground is getting cooler, you are pregnant!strong man!What you are pregnant with is Datang's overlord! 』

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According to various data "records" in the past, Chunyang could push people into the water without limit and then drown.

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