Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

You Qi is the same as all college students. Ever since he was admitted to college, his otaku attributes have become uncontrollable. Every day except for class, he just lives in the dormitory and plays games.

And as a little crooked guy hiding in the group of straight men, You Qiza's game should be Jisan.

Today, You Qi has changed from a pure novice to a half novice. The PVX party, which focuses on sightseeing and life skills every day, has a great time. Pity.

"Can't you fucking kill the enemy like a man?" said the roommate who focused on killing people.

"Where did I come from as a neutral enemy? You mean the guy who didn't give me a big flute in the Temple of Dihua? You can only kill him once a week!"

You Qi is at a loss, just as his roommate can't understand that he burns some cards to visit the scenery and all the trumpets have all the life skills, and he can't understand that his roommate is crazily active in Maweiyi every day.

"..."

That's right, the cute You Qi's career is a living person who is not a doctor, but unfortunately, he is still a flower.

How to say that sentence, ten flowers, nine monsters, and one gay.

Obviously You Qi is the gay guy outside of the nine demons.

Like all Huahua, Youqi's biggest complaint is that he went to Dihua with his master to make soy sauce when he was a child, and now he can output, heal, and walk his wife alone!indivual!flute!son!also!without!See!Pass!

A flower without a flute is not a complete flower.

Xiuxiu and Cangjian, who graduated with him, each have their signature weapons, the big fan and the golden snake, but he still can only go to Huahai to listen to his senior brother play the flute, with infinite resentment.

You Qi drove the baa luo trumpet to dig the emperor bamboo grass in Cangshan Erhai happily. As long as there was nothing to do, he would dig horse grass here. By the way, he listened to the BGM of Cangshan Erhai. It was very pleasant.

"You Qi! Something big happened in Cangshan, I'll go over there to pick you and us to watch the excitement!" The roommate is a well-informed madman, who knows where to go, and especially likes to invite You Qi who is in the neutral camp.

In this regard, You Qi expressed a headache.

"What's the big deal, isn't it just the shitty things of your rival camps, I'm tired of the same thing every day."

Players of the opposing camps have no other hobbies, and follow the principle of being famous is the strange one. They fight in various chaotic maps, such as Mawei Station, where the daily missions of both camps are performed. These are common things.

"No, no, listen."

The roommate turned on and unplugged the headset. It sounded like he was in a certain YY, and there was a lot of noise in it. There was the sound of playing mahjong, shouting to the network administrator, and some people found that the free mic was playing high-pitched sounds to scare people. This is The state of all the free wheat crowds dancing wildly!

You Qi put down the baa luo who was digging horse grass, turned around and covered his ears, and shouted: "Crazy! You fucking listen to yourself! I don't want to hear it!"

The roommate’s name is Chen Feng. Because he is too crazy, his classmates call him a lunatic. The game ID is quite literary, called Wuwu. A windmill goes around, and basically all the friends from the opposing camp are taken over by him. In the game His friends affectionately call him Crazy.

"Don't, it wasn't like this just now! The administrator just became like this." Chen Feng innocently turned down the volume, and then You Qi put down his hands covering his ears, and pulled the stool over.

"Isn't this the offensive and defensive channel of your villains? Why are there so many people because it's not the weekend?" Although You Qi is not a member of the camp, under Chen Feng's influence, he has been influenced to understand the camp's activities better. The offensive and defensive channel is The channel where the hostile camps unified their command during the big offensive and defensive battles over the weekend.

At this time, the wheat sequence mode was restored in YY, but the person on the wheat was not in a hurry to speak, but opened a bag of things and poured it into a cup, then poured water, followed by the sound of a spoon stirring the liquid.

"Fuck? Who is this? You are still so calm when you are on Mai?" You Qi suddenly became interested, and wanted to see which god in the camp the person on Mai was, and he was so calm.

And now the person on Mai Xu is not even a red vest!What's the situation!

Looking at the public screen, there is actually not a single complaint, all male gods marry me!Male god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!Male god, is your house still short of cups? !The kind that can make milk!

"Hehe, the first pure Taoist priest we served." Chen Feng was very disdainful, but his tone was mainly the kind that said grapes were sour.

"How many skills did you put under his hands?" You Qi understood, as Chen Feng's roommate, he needed to pay attention to this issue.

"It's up to you! Watch how lively you are! Get on the horse!"

You Qi pulled the stool back and saw the second lady dressed in light yellow, standing in front of his baa with a "regardless" on her head, the big giant was black all over, wearing a beautiful harness.

[Regardless of inviting you to ride with me]

【accept】

"Let's go, they're at the Butterfly Spring." The second lady rode her horse and raised her whip, and behind her, Baeluo, who was dressed in rags, hugged the second lady's slender waist tightly.

The sound of horseshoes sounded, but the equestrian vigor was not enough.

Before she could run far, the second lady threw Baa Luo to the ground and walked away with great lightness.It disappeared in a flash.

"Fuck, don't ask me to ride with you next time." Meatuo jumped up and down on the spot twice, and also followed with Da Qinggong.

Finally, there was a sound in YY, the sound of swallowing milk, then putting down the cup, clicking the mouse, and finally, the god spoke in a surprised voice: "Huh? Is it my wheat?"

Chen Feng cursed, found a good place by the Butterfly Spring, chose the role of the male god, and began to look at the equipment of the male god.

You Qi almost threw the mouse out when he heard his voice, he felt his ears were about to become pregnant!The habitually questioning "Huh?", although it doesn't make any sense, can make a homosexual like You Qi unable to hold back, and will bow down to the male god Mao Pangci every minute.

Kneel and lick.

However, who is You Qi? He is a steadfast revolutionary. In order to complete the tasks assigned to him by the organization, he must conceal his identity. So he imitated Chen Feng's tone and cursed, and then went to Select the role of male god.

Damn it, the Daoist priest in his Pojun appearance is so handsome.

"Sorry, I didn't see the milk just now." The male god's voice was clean, gentle, and sincerely apologized.

You Qi turned off his stereo and concentrated on listening to Chen Feng's voice, turned on YY to enter the offensive and defensive channel, and went to watch the public screen. There was joy again, all kinds of girls were sending flowers to the male god.

"Are they sick?" You Qi circled the Taoist priest. In fact, he really wanted to send flowers in his heart, but he felt that he couldn't expose his idiot heart that he had hidden for many years.

"Leave them alone, look at him, how do you think I can kill him?"

"Hehe, if you kill him, you'll just wait for the vendetta bounty! Gongping's sister offers you a reward every day."

You Qi snorted, and said in his heart that not only are they vendettaing you, but I will also biubiubiu until your whole body is so red that your equipment is red when you are sleeping.

"What are you doing here?" The male god took another sip of milk, the character in the game moved, sat for a while, put on the eggshell, and simply sat on the ground to meditate.

At this time, another person on the mic spoke: "Everyone is here to testify."

"Testify what?"

You Qi turned around and asked Chen Feng, "What's the situation? Why is the Daoist priest completely out of order? Are you sure he is the protagonist?"

"Of course it's the protagonist. His wife was raped by his good brother. Do you think he is the protagonist, or the big protagonist wearing the emerald hat!"

You Qi felt sad for a while, why is someone with such a nice voice a straight man?Why!It was also green!

You Qi's group of relatives and friends was also full of joy, and the gossip queen was popularizing the story of the love triangle in science.

It's very simple. It's a group of good brothers playing with a Xiuxiu. The Daoist binds with Xiuxiu to add love, and then he is pried into the show by the military master. The Taoist apprentice can't see it. Posting this couple on 818, the military master will not I'm happy, it's the Taoist priest who said that the woman was prying, not him.

The group was very unhappy, and at night the Taoist leader went online and directly pulled YY to face off.

"I met Shasha before you, right?"

"Correct."

"I'm the one who asked for love first, right?"

"Correct."

"That's why you took the love first, and took away my Shasha's relationship with her, right?"

"When did I fall in love with her?"

Daochang's brother Junye must want to lie on the ground and vomit three liters of blood at this time. When did you fall in love?All the servers know that you have a romantic relationship, and they are bound together every day, and Mawei Station advances and retreats together.

The public screen was full of noise, everyone was discussing who was the real and who was the fake, and the brother of the Daochang was also a little confused at this time, so he didn't speak for a long time.

"Lao Jiao, I have already asked her to delete my apprentice's post. I apologize for her mistake, and you should stop offering her a bounty."

"She insulted Shasha, you just apologize and you'll be fine? She used to be your love interest!"

"I don't know what she said to you, I just have a normal relationship with her."

Then no one in YY spoke, replaced by the sound of typing.

The onlookers were guessing that the two protagonists were discussing some important matter, but at this time the Taoist priest stood up and began to read "God Walks Thousands of Miles".

Suddenly, the reading was interrupted.

The Taoist priest actually interrupted the divine walk by himself, and inserted his aura on the ground, and the person he chose was a military master.

The ID on his head is Luzhou Laojiao.

In the same camp, without a flag, there is no doubt about vendetta.

Luzhou Laojiao got on his horse and ran back and forth close to his body, his intention to get off the horse was obvious, and it seemed that he was preparing to break the sky and repel the Taoist priest at the beginning.The Taoist leader was calm and unhurried, standing where he was and letting Luzhou Laojiao build momentum.

As soon as the five-second countdown of the vendetta was over, the Taoist priest who had been standing still suddenly turned against the wind and returned to the back of Luzhou Laojiao.Luzhou Laojiao saw that he could not do anything, so he had to dismount by himself to deal with the continuous control that followed.Naturally, the Taoist priest did not let go of such a good opportunity, and made up for the Qixing Gongrui to settle down in Luzhou Laojiao, and then hung up the ladder cloud to prepare for emergencies.

Almost at the same time, Luzhou Laojiao released his control like the wind, and the Taoist ladder cloud rose vertically from the ground, with a little light work in the air.Luzhou Laojiao was helpless, it was too late for Fuyao to follow up.The Daoist landed gracefully and relied on the wind to control the wind, followed by nine turns and returned to one, pushed away Luzhou Laojiao, and presented a four-element reincarnation.Using the acceleration kite Luzhou Laojiao, seeing Luzhou Laojiao's blood line being suppressed, Luzhou Laojiao had no choice but to vent his anger.

However, Luzhou Laojiao was determined to tear his skin apart, so how could he give up, he quickly let out his aura and immediately let him gallop on his horse, and when he drove Yutu, his own speed increased by 50%, ready to strike a thunderbolt.In my mind, I rushed in with Cang Yue behind my back and pushed it out, and then I was stuck on the raw Tai Chi control-free CD, and the picture of securing the victory became clearer.

But at the moment when Luzhou Laojiao broke out, the Taoist priest went down to Zhenshanhe in seconds.Luzhou Laojiao didn't seem to have thought that the mountains and rivers in Daochang Town were so determined and even weird, and he was stunned by the Taoist master who read twice the reincarnation of the four images, and ran away.

Luzhou Laojiao's Ren Chi is about to disappear, the Taoist leader takes advantage of the victory to pursue, and Nie Yun keeps up with him month by month. The moment Luzhou Laojiao sees the Taoist leader Nie Yun, he understands that the offense and defense have changed, and he makes up for the defense.The Daoist master filled the air field, and the three talents and the seven stars completed it in one go, and Luzhou Laojiao was once again locked in place and unable to move.

Afterwards, the Taoist chief Ziqi exploded from the east, Sixiang, Sixiang, Liangyi, Bagua, Sixiang, Sixiang.

After all, the blood is thick, Luzhou Laojiao has finished a series of skills, even if the blood line is in danger, there is still a chance to unleash Xiaoruhu, a life-threatening blow.Soul breaking, cloud piercing, dragon chant, cloud piercing, dragon teeth, crazy counterattack.

However, after all, the blood volume was gone, Luzhou Laojiao hadn't been hit twice, and the Taoist priest who stood still gave him a reading of empty blood.

Then he was controlled into a statue by the next three talents and seven stars, and he was not freed until the end of the tiger.

In this battle, the Daoist priest got a set of skills and stood calmly and meditated away from the battle, while the military master Luzhou Laojiao was lying on the ground, seriously injured.

If you want to talk about why a PVX half-novice can see so many ways, it is thanks to the enthusiastic explanation of the crazy roommate Chen Feng.

The Taoist priest has quit YY and typed a line in the recent chat.

"From now on, you can do it yourself"

Then people went offline.

The crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth was left to make a fuss in YY, digging up gossip about the facts.

Luzhou Laojiao returned to the camp to be revived, but the heroine never showed up, Youqi felt very boring, changed the eldest daughter Hualuo to Butterfly Spring and began to recall the heroic appearance of the leader, and ended up jumping up and down on Hualuo At that time, the Taoist chief was online again!

Before You Qi had time to say hello to the Taoist priest and express his admiration, a vow of eternal love exploded under his feet, causing Hualuo to be directly nailed to the spot.

The rivers and lakes are flying fast! The "Fenjiu" knight used the legendary "Oath of Each Other" against the "Hauser" heroine in Cangshan and Erhai!In this way, it is announced to the world: "Fenjiu" has admiration for "Hauser". If the sky is not old, the love will never end; if the ground is not cracked, the love will be endless;Fearless that the dangers and obstacles in the world are higher than the sky, they vowed to stay together forever.Zhixianyun takes an oath, fills the Milky Way as a promise, entrusts flying stars to express love, and builds a magpie bridge to get together.If your heart is just like mine, we will fly together and be proud of the rivers and lakes!All knights can go to Cangshan Mountain and Erhai Lake to witness this earth-shattering and sincere confession of "Fenjiu" knights!

The author has something to say:

Well, your friend, the Chinese Famous Wine Series, is online. You have your own blood-spraying skills. A certain Bi fell in love with this road of no-return hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. To be a scumbag handsome man is not because he wants to hook up with others with a transvestite account!real!

I miss the daily life of Mawei Station. The young master has beautiful chest muscles. Although he is often chased out of Erli by the mobs of grain and grass, no one helps him fight, but the bullock cart is very fun. Hahaha, many details have been lost. Don't be serious about what state you are a technology emperor. Forgive me when you travel occasionally!

PS: I'm not too good at explaining those terms about Kisan. Just explain what comes to mind. I missed it. . .hit me

Coal Boss and Chengzi are the ones with announcements on fireworks (Don’t think I’m too wordy for the children of Zha Jisan). The flag (PK) part can actually be ignored in one sentence. Open a camp every day, there is a camp every day, a daily hostile camp is often done (or not finished), and the daily life starts to play with each other back and forth One of Wanhua's special effects weapons will have a snow effect when playing the flute~

Hua Luo = Hao Se = Second Miss You Qi = Wu Gu = Chen Feng