This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

(Xu Changzhi x Shangguan Xia Chapter [-])

The guard with the sword in front of the imperial court, Comrade Xu Changzhi, there are two people I admire the most in this life, one is General Wei Cheng, and the other is the current prime minister.In his heart, General Wei Cheng is the bravest person in the world, and the Prime Minister is the smartest person in the world.However, for the first time in his life, Xu Changzhi today had deep doubts about one of his idols.

Things start half an hour ago.Ever since the Prime Minister abducted His Majesty the Emperor to a deserted island, he has kissed me day and night.Let alone whether he has considered the feelings of his "accomplice", and should think about how to deal with the courtiers after returning.It's a pity that our Prime Minister and His Majesty the Emperor obviously didn't have the heart to think about these things. After a week of reluctance, they finally discovered a big problem.

How to go back?

Xu Changzhi originally thought that with the resourcefulness of the Prime Minister, if he dared to abduct His Majesty, he must be fully prepared.However, when Xu Changzhi got up to pee in the woods tonight, he found that the prime minister was cutting down trees.Two of the best peach trees have been cut down, which made him feel distressed.

A guess suddenly flashed in Xu Changzhi's mind: Could it be that His Majesty had a quarrel with the Prime Minister?The prime minister vented his anger on a tree in a fit of anger?Just thinking about it like this, Xu Changzhi naturally began to fight for His Majesty.Your Majesty is friendly and has always been very accommodating to the Prime Minister, how could such a big commotion be caused by just a few words.

Xu Changzhi decided to reason with the prime minister.When the prime minister heard the footsteps, he was flustered for a moment, and when he realized that it was Xu Changzhi, he quickly handed him another ax beside him: "Quickly, cut down a few more trees, don't tell your majesty. "

Xu Changzhi was surprised and asked why.After a moment of silence, Prime Minister Zhong Da suddenly replied with a little coyness: "...well, make a boat."

Only then did Xu Changzhi know that Prime Minister Zhong Da, who is known as the most wise man in the country, did not have a ship ready for the return journey.

In this situation, Xu Changzhi just wanted to imitate the tone of His Majesty the Emperor:

"Yo ho, it's over."

Comrade Xu Changzhi never thought that the emperor had survived the invasion of foreign enemies, endured severe torture, and even hung on the city gate tower for so many days without belching, but now he is going to live in peace.

No, it should be said that the whole country is going to be cold.The emperor and the prime minister were trapped on the deserted island together, and the only solution that the country's most wise man, the prime minister, could come up with was to build a ship now.

Fortunately, Xu Changzhi is a person who has experienced big storms after all. Although he was flustered in his heart, he still kept calm and asked the prime minister if he was joking.

The Prime Minister showed a distorted smile of "I panicked too": "I drank too much at the wedding banquet that day, and I should have told the boatman to pick us up in a month when I came, but I... didn't I forget?"

Xu Changzhi was silent. After recalling it carefully, he wanted to imitate the tone of his family's imperial physician and say: Hey, it's hopeless.

But waiting for death is not waiting for death. The country is in a life-and-death situation. Of course, Comrade Xu Changzhi has to come forward...to chop down trees.

While cutting the tree, Xu Changzhi had a faint thought in his heart: "Shangguan Xia has always said that "the one who is close to ink is black". Could it be that the prime minister has been with His Majesty for a long time and has become stupid?"

Just as he was thinking, Prime Minister Zhong suddenly let go of the axe, looked up at the moonless sky, and sighed.She is bleak and melancholy, with the wind and snow on her sleeves, and she is as elegant as a fairy looking at the haze, but the words in her mouth are not beautiful at all:

"Look at the astrology...I'm afraid there is going to be a storm. Oh, it's over."

It seems that the near ink is black.

Xu Changzhi and Zhong Bochen worked hard for a long time, and finally managed to make a canoe. However, Prime Minister Zhong Dacheng's calculations were quite accurate. The storm did come. After four or five days of continuous sailing, the small broken boat that had just been built was blown to pieces.The wind and rain screamed, flying sand and rocks, waves hitting the island, no water, no cooking, and rain leaking in the house. Fortunately, His Majesty the emperor, who had no worries, huddled under the quilt and slept soundly. He ate a grilled fish in two days and opened the door. Energy saving mode.But Xu Changzhi and Zhong Bochen, the two elders, were obviously too hungry to sit still. Taking advantage of the rain easing up, Prime Minister Zhong ran out of the house to dig the sweet potatoes and potatoes grown in the backyard.

Just as Zhong Bochen ran out on his front feet, His Majesty the Emperor slipped out from under the blanket on his back feet, and grinned at Xu Changzhi: "Are we stuck here?"

Xu Changzhi was silent for a while, remembering that bullying the emperor is a serious crime, he could only respond: "It should be..."

His Majesty the Emperor went back with pouted buttocks, and whispered: "Oh... tell the prime minister not to worry, there will always be a way... We travel with Qi State's caravan every four months, you are counting on a good day , Light a bonfire by the sea to lure them over...Don't say I said it, lest he be embarrassed."

Xu Changzhi suddenly felt that it was not "the one who is close to ink is black", but that His Majesty sucked away the intelligence and wisdom of the prime minister. Otherwise, where did the "silly prince" go when he was young?

Thinking of this, Xu Changzhi was suddenly a little confused.Your Majesty seems to be different, but it seems that nothing has changed.It's not that the current His Majesty is not good, His Majesty is the best from beginning to end...

the best.

Before Xu Changzhi met that stupid His Royal Highness Li Wang, he had always firmly believed that all people in this world were born into three, six, nine classes, and he was in the lower class than the lowest class. I became an orphan, and since then I have no relatives, friends, friends, teachers, or apprentices. One person supports the nine clans.There is no need to support a family, and no one needs him. He begs along the street and eats less than one meal.

When he was seven years old, Xu Changzhi accidentally picked up a purse while begging for food, and gave it to the patrolling officers and soldiers, and then continued to squat on the street to beg for food.A few beggars scolded him for being stupid, and he didn't deserve to be poor if he picked up money, but Xu Changzhi felt that taking other people's money was bad after all, and what if the money was used for medical treatment?Back then, his parents died because they had no money for medical treatment, so he couldn't harm others.

I never thought that Xu Changzhi was taken away by officers and soldiers just as he was about to get a copper coin.The owner of the purse found the Yamen, and after taking back the purse, he claimed that the money was missing. The officers and soldiers suspected that Xu Changzhi, a little beggar, had stolen it.

Xu Changzhi was beaten up by the officers and soldiers and then dragged away. He swaggered all the way through the market, attracting the attention of countless people.Although a seven-year-old child doesn't understand many principles, he still understands the basics of right and wrong.He couldn't figure out why he should be punished for doing nothing wrong.He was sucking his nose aggrievedly, when suddenly a milky voice stopped the officers and soldiers: "Stop!"

Xu Changzhi looked up in disgrace, and found a young man about his age standing in front of the officers and soldiers with his hips crossed, kicking their calves with his feet: "It's shameful for an adult to beat a child!"

The officers and soldiers were angry, and they raised their hands to beat them, but in the blink of an eye, they were thrown out by a hulking man, and even spat at them: "Grandma, you dare to move, Your Highness Fifth Prince!"

The officers and soldiers recognized the man as General Wei, hurriedly knelt down to admit their mistake, and slapped their heads like a pounding garlic.This was the first time Xu Changzhi saw a member of the royal family, and he couldn't help but stare blankly for a long time, until the prince came over and wiped his muddy face with his sleeve, and said with a silly smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." .they are bad guys!"

And General Wei pinched his shoulder, and said with a little joy: "Hey, the bones are good!"

Xu Changzhi just entered the palace as a servant in such a muddleheaded way, learned sword skills from General Wei for a year, and learned boxing and kicking kung fu from a master, and then served as a servant by the side of the fifth prince.Xu Changzhi once asked General Wei why he let such a lowly person be the prince's attendant, and General Wei replied righteously: "Because you bear the beating."

Xu Changzhi waited anxiously for the fifth prince to beat him up.

At that time, the first emperor was still alive, and the empress dowager was still the empress empress.One day, the fifth prince went to greet the empress, and when he came back, he staggered with his hands on his buttocks. After asking, he found out that he was punished by the empress.Xu Changzhi regretted it so much that he understood the general's intentions, and hurriedly said: "Next time, Your Highness, please bring your slaves, so that I can punish you for you."

His Royal Highness laughed and said, "That's okay. I'm the prince, so the nanny won't hit me hard, but you're a servant, so they can't beat me hard."

"The life of a slave is worthless. If you die, you will die..." Before Xu Changzhi finished speaking, the Fifth Prince covered his mouth and said sternly: "Bah, bah, don't say death, how can life be calculated with money? No amount of money can buy a life!"

From that day on, Xu Changzhi realized that it was reasonable for the palace servants to secretly call the fifth prince "silly prince".

Everyone knows that the fifth prince is stupid.The empress didn't want to see him, the princes teased him, the fifth prince still joined in the fun with them; the emperor was unfavorable in the battle, he lost his temper in the imperial study, everyone avoided him, only the fifth prince ran to pay his respects to the emperor, and then successfully begged After a scolding, he came back happily.Xu Changzhi had no choice but to insinuate the fifth prince to learn how to look at him. Unexpectedly, the fifth prince replied: "The queen mother and the emperor brothers don't like me, but we are still a family, how can we deliberately alienate them; the father is angry and scolds me." After venting my anger, I looked much better. What I did was right, so I am not afraid of others calling me stupid."

Xu Changzhi suddenly recalled the purse, the officers and soldiers who pressed him into the soil as a potato, and the indifferent eyes of the onlookers.For a while, I really wanted to persuade the fifth prince: "No one will appreciate it."

But he held it back.

Xu Changzhi regretted it more than once. If he had persuaded the Fifth Prince well at that time, would the next incident not have happened?

Unfortunately, there is no medicine for regret in this world.One day many years later, the fifth prince angered the empress again. This time, the nanny ignored him as a prince, beat him twenty times, and then threw him to Guangsi Tower.

Xu Changzhi originally wanted to be punished for the fifth prince, but he was rejected. The fifth prince smiled and told him that the queen mother would not be cruel, and I am her son.

Then Xu Changzhi was pressed to the ground by the palace people, and watched as the fifth prince was beaten to a bloody mess and passed out.

Xu Changzhi ran to the imperial hospital to ask the imperial doctors to save the fifth prince.The imperial physicians hesitated for a while, only thinking that the empress would send someone to see her.But in fact, the Fifth Prince had already been lying in that solitary building all afternoon, and no one cared about him.

This was the first time Xu Changzhi wanted to bury the fifth prince.

Just when Xu Changzhi was at a loss, a young apprentice with a white and pointed chin came over and quietly stuffed a bottle of medicine into his hand: "Take it to your master... I made it from the master's prescription. Excellent medicine for golden sores."

That's how Xu Changzhi got to know Shangguan Xia.Although the bottle of medicine was good, it was a pity that the fifth prince was injured too badly, and he became a real fool after surviving.Xu Changzhi thought about being buried again, Shangguan Xia stopped him again, and sneaked out of the palace with him inside and outside, and brought the miraculous teacher and father into the palace.Before leaving, Shangguan Xia said: "You must not bury His Highness casually, you will get better."

Shangguan Xia said this sentence many times in the following years.

Shangguan Xia's master rejuvenated, and the fifth prince was cured, but he was soon sent to a neighboring country as a hostage.Xu Changzhi knelt and begged for a night to accompany him, but was finally refused.The fifth prince suddenly wasn't stupid this time, and after a night of silence, he asked, "Changzhi, what did I do wrong? Why did they treat me like this?"

Xu Changzhi couldn't answer.He has been asking this question in his mind for many years.It's just that the fifth prince seems to be worse than him.There are countless people in the world, and anyone may become the "bad guy" who bullies you.However, the fifth prince happened to meet the "bad guy" named "parents".After all, it's hard to get over it.

Xu Changzhi suddenly felt that it would be better not to let Shangguan Xia invite Master.If the fifth prince really became a fool, he wouldn't be so sad.

After the fifth prince left, Xu Changzhi was full of unknown anger and had nowhere to vent, so he ran to trouble Shangguan Xia.Xu Changzhi huddled in the imperial hospital and drank, accusing Shangguan Xia Xin of talking dirty.No matter what "it will get better", His Highness will suffer more and more.Shangguan Xia Ren let out an evil fire, smiled lightly, and said calmly, "It's a big taboo to accumulate an urgent fire in your heart. If you have any troubles in the future, please tell me, and you must not hold it alone. .”

Xu Changzhi suddenly remembered the scene where His Highness ran to be scolded by the emperor, and couldn't help crying.It was the first time for Shangguan Xia to see him who lost his composure. After being stiff for a while, he sighed and sat beside him: "Trust me one more time, and it will get better."

Later, the fifth prince came back.Became the regent, took over the government, resisted foreign enemies, and narrowly escaped death.Time flies, Xu Changzhi thought about being buried countless times during these wasted years, and Shangguan Xia also helped him save the fifth prince's life countless times, suppressing his idea of ​​being buried.

Before he knew it, Shangguan Xia seemed to be by his side all the time.Shangguan Xia has a very high status in the Imperial Hospital, no one looks down on him, except he can mend clothes for him, and he takes the trouble to heal injuries big and small.Xu Changzhi originally thought that the relationship between them should belong to an existence that surpassed close friends and was almost a confidant.Until the fifth prince fell in love with the Prime Minister, Xu Changzhi saw it, and after thinking about it, he suddenly realized that he regarded Shangguan Xia as his brother all these years, but this brother seemed to regard him as his lover...

Otherwise, what happened to that belt?What happened to him when he was drunk?Seeing that he was seriously injured, what happened to secretly wiping tears? !

Xu Changzhi was surprised and delighted, and hurried to ask what happened.When he arrived at the Imperial Hospital, he stopped in his tracks, terrified and fearful that he might be acting affectionately.He was wandering left and right, but when he turned around, he bumped into Shangguan Xia directly, and his mind went blank.

Shangguan Xia greeted him casually as before, and then said casually: "Go in and sit down? I suddenly discovered something interesting... about your Highness."

Xu Changzhi nodded hurriedly, and followed Shangguan Xia sideways with stiff steps. From the corner of his eye, he saw a deep sense of loneliness on the face of this usually expressionless imperial physician.

Xu Changzhi was at a loss, and wanted to say "it will get better" like Shangguan Xia comforted him in the past.However, Shangguan Xia entered the room, and as soon as he closed the door, he suddenly showed a sly smile and said: "I found that the prime minister seems to treat His Highness...unusual. You have no chance?"

Xu Changzhi suddenly reflexively did the second thing he regretted most in his life.Before Shangguan Xia finished speaking, Xu Changzhi grabbed Shangguan Xia's neck with one hand, glared at him, and warned fiercely: "If you dare to speak out, I will definitely... definitely..."

"How?" Shangguan Xia's smile remained unchanged, he raised his hand and patted Xu Changzhi's saber handle, squinting his eyes provocatively and said, "I really don't know what's wrong with him, making you miss it so much."

"Anywhere is fine!" Xu Changzhi roared back subconsciously, then he froze, and let go of his hands in a guilty conscience.Shangguan Xia seemed to be calm and breezy, rubbed his neck with fingerprints on it, pointed at the door and said, "Then please get out."

Xu Changzhi's emotional intelligence may have been frightened at this moment.He knew that if he stepped out of this room today, he would be completely finished.Comrade Xu Changzhi hurriedly recalled in his brain how His Highness dealt with this difficult problem, and finally came to a conclusion.

So Xu Changzhi began to untie his belt...

The author has something to say:

So what kind of feelings does Xu Changzhi have for Xiao Wu?

It has nothing to do with love, just protection.

popular point,

It’s just that my idol is so cute and so good, you don’t have to like him but you are not allowed to speak ill of him!

Even if you are my wife... I... I...

I will find a way to make you fall in love with my idol...