This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

Master Pan's death only brought a message - no one will come to my rescue again.Ashina's idea of ​​using me as a bargaining chip to get everyone to retreat was obviously shattered, and I was finally at ease, but Ashina didn't believe in this evil.

I lived a few more days, but there was no good food to eat.One day, Ashina's servants threw me some sour corn buns, and I ate them without thinking, which made them laugh and tease me like a dog barking.I took a sip of cold water, rinsed them off, and gave them a big applause: "Okay, well barked, what a bunch of good dogs."

I was beaten up again, and temporarily escaped by pretending to be dead.I was lying on the ground, my whole body hurt everywhere, like an old spinning wheel with cobwebs, and the flowers would scatter if I turned around a little.I was suddenly a little lucky. If it wasn’t for when I was young, my mother would beat me every three days, every seven days, and once a month, I would have died a long time ago. After so many beatings, he was still panting.

Therefore, it is said that if you lose your horse, you will know it is not a blessing.Just like my current situation, although I am definitely going to die, Ashina is also dead.I feel relieved to be able to drag this old thief to hell together.Besides, I crawled out of hell and have been reincarnated several times.When the two of us went to report at Lord Yan’s together, Baobuqi Lord Yan would open a back door for me if he saw my familiarity—let me personally push Ashina into the oil pan and deep-fry until golden on both sides.

It's just that I miss Zhong Bochen a little bit.Since the two of us have been together, we haven't lived a peaceful life.Now that I am going to die, it is really cruel for Prime Minister Zhong to experience the pain of being widowed at such a young age.I don't know if Zhong Bochen will have to wipe his neck again, and if my body can be transported back to be buried with him.Also, did the queen mother see the jade pendant Shangguan Xia sent, and could she stand up and see her grandson and Alan Sang.

At night, my stomach hurt, and I called the Turkic quack doctor with a melodious and rhythmic wolf howl.The Turkic quack doctor prescribed some broken medicine for me. After drinking it, although my stomach didn't hurt anymore, I was very sleepy.I fell asleep with the help of medicine, and slept for two full days, and was finally kicked awake by Ashina.Ashina dragged me out of the camp by pulling my hair, and threw me outside.Several Turkic people rushed forward and tied me into rice dumplings.I saw that they were doing it like a bunch of pigs, and it seemed that they didn't want to use me to make a crock pot stewed chicken, but to roast a whole lamb.Being suspicious, Ashina sneered and said, "King of the Central Plains, you are so pathetic. None of your servants came to rescue you."

"Baby, I've told you everything, you have to listen to what your father tells you." I yelled at Ashina while counting the days in my heart.After my rough calculation, it has been less than half a month since I was captured.Ashina is still here, which proves that this guy has been trapped for a long time.The days when I defended the city were not in vain.Seeing that I was absent-minded, Ashina raised his horsewhip and gave me a whip, which hit my knee and made me kneel down.I muttered: "My son beats my father, and the sky strikes with lightning." After thinking about it, I felt that this bastard was not qualified to be my son, so I quickly changed my words: "The world has really changed, animals can shake their whips."

Ashina's face was purple, with blue lips and red eyes, like an embroidery pattern of splendid flowers, colorful and festive.After he was silent for a while, he gave up playing tricks on me. He slapped the table and shouted, "Hand over the tiger talisman quickly, or I will hang you on the city wall as a public display!"

tiger?When did this king have that thing?One of the two tiger charms is in the hands of General An, and the other is in the hands of Uncle Wei.Now that Uncle Wei is dead, I don't know where the tiger charm has gone.I have nothing in my hands, even if I have, will General An retreat if I hand it over?I saw that Ashina was holding back his impatience, and planned to tease him one last time: "Emperor of the Turks, are you in trouble? It doesn't matter, this king has a clever plan."

Ashina immediately stared, the big eyeballs almost flew out: "Speak quickly!"

I looked around treacherously, and bowed my head at him: "Come here, I will tell you quietly. Most people can't listen to this idea."

Ashina hesitated a little, glanced at the ropes on my body, and thought that I might be quite safe, so he walked over.I pretended to look around nervously, and said on tiptoe, "Come here with your ears attached."

Ashina leaned over impatiently, I lowered my voice and said, "It's actually very simple...you... just wait for death."

Immediately afterwards, I opened my mouth and bit his ear, and performed the "dog roll" again.Ashina shouted, and hit my head with a fist, almost piercing my skull.I didn't let go, however, until his servant gave me a flying kick and kicked me out.

Just this kick helped me a lot.With this inertia, I tore off his ears.Ashina staggered half a step back, sat on the ground covering the place where there was only a hole left, and howled.I hastily chewed the chunk of meat in my mouth, and spit it out until I couldn't chew it properly.The Turkic people surrounded Ashina in a panic, but they were all sent flying by Ashina with three punches and two feet.Ashina flew towards me in the air, and I rolled over on the spot to make him jump into the air, and at the same time, I didn't forget to turn around and laugh at him: "You lost two pieces of meat in the same way, you really don't have a long brain. !"

"I'm going to kill you!" Ashina threw himself on the ground and roared, a blood flowed out of his face when he got excited.Seeing him spouting blood like a shower, I couldn't help laughing loudly.I vaguely remember that I used to be quite afraid of him as a tyrant, but when I saw him today, he was so stupid.I saw Ashina raised the bear's paw to smash my skull, and was about to put on a comfortable posture to die, but a Turkic soldier with no eyes ran over and said something, Ashina's The hand stopped immediately, and instead pointed at me and called out.

I was picked up inexplicably, and I lay on the ground and set up the city gate tower.A Turk tied another long rope around my waist, grabbed me by the collar of the back of my neck, and carried me to the edge of the city wall.Most of my body leaned out of the city wall, and the cold wind blew me awake in vain.I squinted my eyes and looked down the city wall, only to see a hundred meters away, a dense mass of people.Without armor, it doesn't look like the Central Plains.I was guessing, I was suddenly kicked on the buttocks, and fell down involuntarily.

I quickly fell down the city wall, my eyes blurred for a while.Exclamations erupted from the crowd below, and I heard a familiar female voice anxiously shouting: "Cen Yue!"

Although I fell, I didn't fall completely to the ground, but hung in mid-air, shaking from side to side like a shot put.I don't know how many tens of meters from the ground, and I feel a little afraid of heights when I look down.That rope around my waist saved my life from a shoddy bungee jump.At this time, a person came on horseback and stood not far away looking at me.I looked closely, and judged from the voice and the figure of the person that she was Alan San.

There are already so many people in Alan San?I am very comfortable, it seems that she is a very good tribal leader, flexing her muscles on the vast grassland.At this time, Ashina's voice came from above the city wall, shouting to Alan San in Turkic.Alan Sang was startled for a moment, then shouted back loudly.Seeing that the two of them seemed to be chatting, I hurriedly shouted: "Alan Sang, don't listen to him! I can't live! You stay here and don't retreat! My people will come soon..."

Just halfway through my speech, I felt the rope around my waist tighten, and my whole body shook violently up and down uncontrollably.Alan Sang hastily yelled to stop, and Ashina laughed frantically from above.I was so shaken that I was a little nauseous, so I forced myself to shout again: "Go back! Don't let him shoot the cold arrow... Sister! Sister! You avenge me, avenge daddy!"

Regardless of whether Alan Sang is my own sister or not, I have to shout a few times first, so as not to regret it, and neither of us will suffer anyway.Alan Sang stared at me blankly, and after roaring with a sharp voice, he turned his horse and ran back.I looked at the rolled up yellow sand, let out a long breath, and continued to hang quietly like a sausage.

Alan Sang did not retreat, and just stationed in the distance, and never came under the city wall to call for battle.Although I couldn't see clearly, I could see the faint fire and the tip of the tent looming.She should be still waiting, waiting for my people to completely outflank her.Alan Sang didn't dare to go to war without permission. First, she didn't have enough people. Second, if something happened to the Northwest Army and the Eastern Battlefield and failed to enclose Ashina, then Ashina would not only be able to escape, but would swallow them instead.

Of course, it doesn't rule out that she wants to save me.My "Sister" sounded like something was wrong.At night, a few Turkic people climbed the city wall in the dark and tried to untie me, but Ashina's people found out and shot me like a hedgehog.I looked distressed and panicked, and for the first time in history, I was extremely dissatisfied with my "hard life" attribute.If I am already a mummy now, it will save someone from sacrificing for me.

I started to play dead, and entered the air-dry state without moving.But Ashina obviously didn't intend to let me die so quickly, so he pulled me up the next day, took a sip of wine and kicked me down.This time, I have an extra companion to hang on the city wall with me.

Uncle Wei's head was hung down in a wooden cage.Although his appearance had been corrupted, I could still tell it was him from the familiar profile.Ashina tied a group of ordinary people under the city wall somewhere, and ordered them to hit me and Uncle Wei with rotten vegetables and rotten eggs.I was hung up very high, and the people reluctantly and unwillingly tried their best, lowered their heads, and threw them symbolically under my feet.Ashina was dissatisfied, and hacked an old man to death in public, telling them that anyone who could not be hit would be executed.

The people cried and threw things with all their strength, but most of the rotten vegetables and eggs fell on Uncle Wei's head.I was so anxious that I shouted with all my strength: "Folks! The dead are the worst! Hit me! Don't hit General Wei!"

I can't let Uncle Wei die for me.

So the people couldn't help crying loudly, and threw them at me.In fact, being beaten by rotten vegetables and rotten eggs doesn't hurt at all, it's just that I feel uncomfortable.I turned my head to look at Uncle Wei, and said with a wry smile, "Uncle, don't look, don't listen. It's almost over."

At this time, an egg flew quite coincidentally and hit me on the face.Regardless of the pain in my face, I opened my mouth and sucked the egg liquid into it.Since I can still live, I will survive until I see Alan San and the others attack the city.And Uncle Wei is here too, I'm sorry that I didn't try my best to die like this.I want to live a few more days, watch Ashina burp, and then go to the spring to find Uncle Wei and Dad and tell them.And Lu Jiu'an, this kid has made such a request to me in his whole life, and I didn't answer him, it seems not very righteous.

The people threw away all their belongings and were taken away.I continued drying wax sausages on the city wall.After four or five days in the sun, nothing happened in silence.I counted the sunrise and sunset, my mind getting more and more confused.I was never pulled up again, my throat was so thirsty that blood oozed out, my whole body was sticky, and I slowly lost consciousness starting from my arms.

I couldn't lift my eyelids a little bit, my life trickled out little by little like fine water between the cracks in the rocks.I tried my best to look at the world again, and remembered the yellow sand in front of me, the sea in the west, and the white grass in the north.Suddenly, I felt that it would be nice to hang in the air, and it would have a different view.

Thinking about it, I fell asleep.

No, it should be said, I am dead.

I first saw that the light in front of me was like a pearl sandwiched between two shells, slowly opened and closed, and then quickly closed.I fell into nothingness, like a fragile leaf rolled in a whirlpool and then sank to the bottom of the water.I didn't even have the strength to struggle, and an ethereal voice echoed in my ears:

"Son, it's all over..."

Who is talking here?I blinked blankly, and suddenly, a white light burst into my eyes, and the surrounding area was as bright as the sun reflected by thousands of mirrors.I shook my body, and suddenly heard a long electronic "didi" sound.Then there was a click, someone turned off the annoying alarm clock, yawned and woke up.

I floated in the air lazily, watching "Cen Yue" touch the glasses next to the pillow, go to the bathroom with messy hair to wash his face, then walk to the desk with a bag of yogurt in his mouth, and type three words into the computer :

"End"

Isn't this the modern me?That "King of Bad Shows" screenwriter Cen.he is still alive?Didn't drink fake wine to death?

Who am I then?Am I not Cen Yue?I was astonished, and was about to float over to find out, when I heard Uncle Wei's voice suddenly coming from behind me:

"Your Highness! Don't run away!"

When I turned my head, I suddenly saw two children running over one after the other.One was me when I was young, I should have been about four or five years old at that time, wearing new clothes that were a bit too big, holding a paper pinwheel, and chasing the little Wei Yunlang in front of me.Uncle Wei, who was in his prime, followed behind with a loving smile on his face. Seeing that I stumbled and almost fell, he hurriedly picked me up with a brisk step, hugged me and patted the ashes in his arms.I laughed at him, and the windmill whirled in the breeze.

The bridge of my nose was sore, and I looked at me who was sitting in front of the computer in a daze in front of me in a puzzled way, and then looked at me behind me who was holding Uncle Wei's arm with little Wei Yunlang, and I couldn't figure out for a while which was which. real.As soon as I lowered my head, I found that I was standing in the gap like an abyss. The two worlds on the left and right were very clear, but I was at a junction, and I didn't know what to do.

At this time, the fairy sister with big feet suddenly fell from the sky, and I was so frightened that I quickly covered my face with my hands and looked at her between my fingers.

The fairy sister was still fluttering in her white dress, her dusty socks were full of steps, and she stood not far away like a cold flower in the cloud, and asked softly:

"Where do you want to go?"

The author has something to say:

emmm... Finally, the abuse is almost done!

How should Comrade Cen Xiaowu choose? !Is it a sausage or a salted fish?Please look forward to it~!

By the way, the big salted fish pancakes are delicious...I'm a bit craving sauerkraut soup...It's not so delicious to braise sausages with rice...

What am I beeping about...