This script is going to be cool [Rebirth]

One day many years later, Shangguan Xia once confessed to me that he was really afraid that if I had such a fever, after waking up, I would change from a regent who lost his memory to a regent who was stupid and lost his memory.Then he will be eaten alive by the Prime Minister and Xu Changzhi working together.

But the reality is, not only am I not stupid, but I am even smarter.Because I understand two truths.

First of all, with my father and fairy sister standing at the crossroads between Yin and Yang, I guess I can go back to the modern society and be my bad screenwriter again.Secondly, my father, who has always been indifferent, took pains to take care of my dreams, which means that he didn't sleep well, and he must also be worried about this country full of holes.

So the first thing I did after waking up was to burn three sticks of incense in front of my father's portrait, clenching my fists and swearing that I would never be a 'crazy' again.The traitorous and subjugated Li Wang Cen Yue is dead, and now I am completely reborn, I would rather eat less than two mouthfuls of food, and criticize the papers well.

It's a pity that the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.My hands were swollen like pig's hooves, not to mention critique, even scratching my butt was difficult.To make matters worse, I was covered with several quilts, and I was sweating from the heat.In addition, I have been running outside for so many days, and I haven't even taken a shower. I seem to be able to smell the smell of swill from myself.

Lu Jiu'an was ordered to come and tickle me, and he scratched half of his hands with dirt without complaint.I asked him to drink hot water, even if he was covered in bandages, he couldn't take a bath, at least he had to wipe his body.Like washing tofu, Lu Jiuan wiped my fragile regent clean with bated breath, changed the sheets and bedding, and gave me a new set of underwear.Just as I was about to wear it, he suddenly ouched again and took the clothes away.Calling red beans and red dates, the three of them formed a ball, checked the clothes inside out, inside out, inside and out, and then put them on me with peace of mind.

Although a few of them were bitten by a snake once and were afraid of the suspicion of well ropes for ten years, but to be honest, I was a little scared myself.Because even if my old mother is locked in a Buddhist hall, she is not a worry-free master.The towering palace walls couldn't stop her old man's eyeliner, and the hall full of gods and Buddhas couldn't make her put down the butcher knife.I was struggling to survive under my mother's schemes, and I didn't know where to go.Fortunately, my mother didn't strangle me directly when I was young, otherwise I might really die as the old Taoist said.

I sat in front of the book case, looked at the mountain of books and sighed up to the sky.Xu Changzhi asked me if I would like to invite the prime minister to help me read the papers, at least not to press down the important military affairs for too long.I thought this could be possible, but for some reason, I couldn't say it, so I ordered Xu Changzhi to ask the sixth brother to review the papers.

The sixth younger brother was full of reluctance, but because I, a seriously injured person, personally supervised it, it was not easy to refute my face, so he sat in front of the desk with his lips pouted.

"Brother Huang. I have made a guarantee with General Liu that I will never mess with him again." As soon as the sixth brother called me 'Brother Huang' instead of 'Brother Fifth', I knew that the kid was not holding back his fart.

I chewed the pastry that Lu Jiuan gave me, and sipped the tea brought by the red beans, and replied: "I don't want to mix it up, but I can do it in a serious way. After all, you are a prince. mix."

My sixth brother's face was so twisted that he was about to squeeze out the water, he reached out and snatched a piece of pastry from me, eating half of the scum: "Brother Huang, I don't dare to judge blindly. I'll read it to you, what do you think?" Just write what I want. How?"

I nodded, pushed my nose up and let Hongzao pinch my legs.Lu Jiuan stood behind the chair and rubbed my temples. When I raised my head, I could just lean on his protruding belly, which was quite comfortable.

So I lazily listened to the sixth brother read the scriptures.He was quite hardworking and read several books in a short time.First, the Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs told me that the treasury had bottomed out.In order to provide disaster relief, the national treasury was almost emptied.Right now the common people are still living in a bad way, and it is not easy to increase taxes. I asked if I could find a way to change some money, otherwise the frontline military salaries would not be able to support it.

The Northwest Army has just been appeased, if the military pay is suddenly reduced, the army will definitely be in chaos.If a caring person listens to the wind and rain, and adds fuel to the story and says something unfavorable to the court, then the war that has just subsided will not be guaranteed to resume.

A penny stifles the hero, and it suffocates me, the 'bear'.Sixth Brother and I put our hands together and thought about it for a long time. As soon as I thought of a bad idea, the Sixth Brother's eyes lit up in a heartbeat.There was a burst of excitement in my heart, it seems that my brother is still very smart.So I hurriedly let him speak first, and was going to praise him as a child.

So under my expectation, the sixth brother said with a smile on his face: "The military salary is not enough, let's disarm the army!"

bang.The red bean hit the chair leg and almost knocked the pastry off my head.Under the pressure of our three faces, the bright smile of the sixth brother finally restrained and turned into an innocent face.

I bowed my head silently, holding back the tears back to my eyes.I suddenly remembered how I died in that life.At that time, my sixth brother was on the throne, with the help of my best pig teammate, the sixth brother.We are brothers with one heart, our interests cut through gold, and we have gone on and on and wiped out the country.

"You're such an idiot that you can't be taught!" I couldn't raise my hand, and asked Lu Jiuan to slap him for me.Seeing that Lu Jiuan, who had round arms and waist, began to roll up his sleeves, the sixth brother quickly slapped himself preemptively, then threw the booklet away and acted foolishly: "I said I don't want to read it! You must let me see it! I suggest you Hit me! I want to sue my mother! Let her make trouble for you!"

"Oh, ancestor." Lu Jiuan was anxious, and rubbed my head into a rattle: "You can talk to the Queen Mother! If this quarrel continues, no one's face will be radiant! Just say Your Highness On the day of returning to the palace, the empress dowager brought a group of old women and rammed into His Highness's carriage, forcing the carriage to stop. Tell me, if someone dies, it would be so unlucky!"

I froze.I said how the carriage shook so badly the day I came back. It turned out that someone hit it.

My sixth younger brother simply brayed: "Do you think I didn't persuade you! I can't listen to her! I don't dare to visit her now, and I will lose my temper if I don't deal with her a few words."

I calculated the age of the queen mother, and I guessed that she had reached "menopause".So I relieved a little more, and said to my sixth brother: "Most women her age have a bad temper. You should coax her."

The sixth brother rubbed his hands together: "Brother Huang. Sometimes I don't understand why she doesn't like you anyway."

This question, I have studied and enlightened in my previous life, but I have never thought about it.I think it may be because the mother's heart is relatively small, and she can only hold one son, and the other is squeezed out without a trace.It's my bad luck, no wonder others.

Seeing that the atmosphere was suddenly dull, Lu Jiuan hurriedly changed the topic: "Your Highness, you should think about how to fill the national treasury. Otherwise, the slaves will take some money from the account of the Ministry of Internal Affairs? Reduce the expenditure of each palace?"

Listen, Eunuch Lu is more insightful than your prince.I hate that iron is weak and steel is white at the first glance of Liu.The sixth brother felt guilty and lowered his head, not daring to answer.

"The necessary expenses of the empress mother and the concubines cannot be reduced. But it can be limited and not waste too much." I thought for a while: "The palace people have to support their families, and besides, the monthly money in our palace is not much. It’s winter, so don’t cut back. Let’s see if we can dig out some money from the food and clothing of my younger brother and me?”

"Your Highness. You are taking care of your health." Lu Jiu'an showed reluctance on his face, and then rubbed his rotten belly: "The slaves can't go hungry. Your Highness, you don't have to worry too much."

With Lu Jiuan's physique, it really doesn't matter if he goes hungry for a meal or two.However, what worries me is that no amount of money can be saved.There are tens of thousands of mouths waiting for food at the border, and they will scold their mothers if they are not fed.Saving money without earning money is not an option.

How to make money?I'm stuck.This problem has entangled me for several lifetimes. If I knew how to make a fortune, I would not be a screenwriter with no income, squatting in the corner to pick up cigarette butts.

After thinking about it, I still have to discuss it with my finance minister.So I asked Xu Changzhi to pass on the Minister of the Household Department.

The Minister of the Household Department obviously still remembered the scene when I gave him the servant of the Household Department to the border customs when I had a golden mouth.After seeing me, I didn't dare to breathe out, and poked the ground tremblingly.I asked Lu Jiuan to grant a seat to this lover, and gave him a plate of melon seeds, so that he could think about how to make money.

Who ever thought that the Minister of the Ministry of Households would not even dare to eat melon seeds, so he kowtowed and confessed that he had no idea.Filling the national treasury depends entirely on taxation. If the common people have no money, it will be hell if the treasury can be filled.It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. Money doesn't mean digging a hole, burying it in soil, and counting one, two, three, four, five, and it will bloom and bear fruit by itself. There is nothing he can do.

I sighed, and I could only say the bad idea I had just thought: "The late emperor... those antique treasures... except for the jade seal, let's sell them all."

Hubu Shangshu was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to murmur: "Your Highness... this... is it disrespectful to the late emperor?"

I hugged the stove and curled up on the chair, looking at the white smoke rising from the hot tea in front of me: "It's just dead objects. Father, he won't care. If you want to blame me, you can blame me in your dream and punish me." Not above your head."

Hubu Shangshu wiped his sweaty forehead, and then said some compliments.I waved him away and asked Lu Jiuan to take stock of Father's belongings.After another meditation, he asked him to remember to keep all the portraits of the characters.

Lu Jiuan went in without knowing, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he immediately started to do it.In fact, I don’t know why I wanted to keep the portrait, maybe my father gave me a home run with the portrait in my dream, which made me feel like there is some metaphor.It's a pity that I'm too dull, even if there are some unspeakable secrets, I can't guess it.

The sixth brother asked me if I should call the prime minister to think about it again.Dad didn't like to collect antiques during his lifetime, and most of the valuable treasures left behind were tributes from various places, so there weren't many.Even if they were all sold, it probably wouldn't be enough.

I really want to call Zhong Bochen, but I don't know if it's because of my vanity. I always feel that this big brother who took advantage of me, cheated my second brother to death, and even made his own claims and secretly fell in love with me was a little bit drifting.If I took the initiative to find him, it would appear that I couldn't do without him, and I would lose face.

It's just that face can't be eaten.Although I can't bear to look for him, I can ask my sixth brother to send him a message.The sixth brother finally had a job he was fully qualified for, and happily slipped away.In less than two hours, he ran back again and reported that Zhong Bochen thought it was a good way to sell the property, but he had to use an appropriate way to sell it.

After a while, Xu Changzhi, the dog leg, whispered to me, saying that someone saw Zhong Bochen meeting the Minister of the Household in private, and the two of them chattered for a long time in the prime minister's mansion, as if they were planning some ulterior transaction. , refreshed.

I am very interested, and I can wait for Zhong Bochen to make another bad move with peace of mind.Sure enough, in the early morning of the next day, Minister of the Household Department set up a stall at the entrance of the palace, blocking the entrance of the officials who came to court.He took out all those old things from his father to show off, and then sat on the floor and patted his thigh and cried.First, I cried about how filial I was. When I reluctantly took out the late emperor’s relics, I was so sad that I vomited blood. Then I cried about the deficit of the national treasury. In order to save money, I was seriously ill but could not bear to eat meat. I was hungry and vomited blood. In the end, with his head bowed to the ground, a [-]-year-old dressed in clothes fell down and wailed, saying that he was ashamed of the late emperor and let his few relics go to the people, so it would be better to smash his head to death on the palace gate.

The ministers looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering if the regent was a watering can, vomiting blood all day long, and he hadn't seen him die yet.Just thinking about it, the Minister of the Ministry of Officials said, "It's so sad!" ’, then took out a big silver ingot from his sleeve, and stuffed it into the hand of the Minister of the Household Department, with tears in his eyes:

"His Royal Highness the Prince Regent has worked so hard for the country, how can the ministers and other ministers stand on the sidelines! This is the money I saved for a year, and I planned to save it for my youngest son to marry a wife. Now that the country is in crisis, let's donate it to the treasury first!"

The Hubu Shangshu wiped his nose on the sleeve of the Libu Shangshu, saying how embarrassing it was, but he had already stuffed the silver in his arms.According to eyewitnesses, the Minister of the Ministry of Officials had a face full of pain, and hugged him in a grandiose and real way and cried.

Standing in the outer row eating melons, the Minister of the Ministry of War couldn't help asking: "Isn't your youngest son only six years old... so he is going to marry a wife? My daughter is almost twenty, and she is not in a hurry to get married. ..”

However, there are some things that cannot be seen through.Facing the crying Hu Bu Shang Shu and Li Bu Shang Shu, the ministers were embarrassed to enter the palace empty-handed.So they took money out of their sleeves one after another.Some of them did not bring enough money to go out, so they only took out a few copper coins, and when they handed them to the Minister of the Ministry of Households, they were rejected.The good name is: "You are too clean, I can't bear to accept it."

So those who didn't bring any money simply took off the jade ring fingers, took off the ornaments from their waists, or untied the belts of their trousers inlaid with jade to pay for the silver.After making a fuss for a while, I finally got rid of the two door gods.At this time, it was already past the morning court, and I didn't go to court, and continued to hide in the palace and watch the theater.

Many ministers walking back with their trousers in their hands were frowning, thinking about how to explain clearly to their wives.The last time I went back, I even lost my trouser belt. If I said it was donated, who would believe it!

However, this group of ministers soon didn't have to worry about this matter, because they lost their trousers on the way home.