Hey, Nezha!
Chapter 30 Two Little 2s
The preparations for the Peach Blossom Festival are very cumbersome. You need to prepare a list of no less than a hundred kinds of food and performances, and then make invitations to send to the gods of each branch. You must also be creative and unique!
So Chang'e has been suffering from a lot of trouble, and has a pimple around her mouth, which affects her appearance.
Of course, Su You did not escape, and was pulled by Chang'e to become a coolie. Now that Su You has become a coolie, Nezha has to follow, so the two of them have been helping Si Shixingjun in Guanghan Palace these days... peeling garlic new dish...
Si Shixingjun is a girl with double ponytails, bangs and a small round face, wearing a chef's hat, white lace apron and sleeves, but she is unambiguous at all holding a large spoon and an iron pan.
After Suyou was choked by garlic for the nth time, she finally couldn't help complaining: "If I knew it, I wouldn't be coaxed by Chang'e. It's so hard to say that I can taste the dishes made by Si Shixingjun for the first time." God, I ate it twice, but peeled hundreds of cloves of garlic, what evil did I do?"
Nezha continued to peel the garlic with the hand that was supposed to hold the pointed gun: "You asked for it?"
"I asked for it myself," Su You squinted at Nezha, "Then what are you doing with me?"
"I..." Nezha paused, "I'm in charge of watching you, and of course I have to follow you every step of the way."
"Who needs you to watch, cut." Su You whispered.
However, Nezha's ears are not as good as usual, and he stuffed a medium-sized garlic clove into Su You's mouth with lightning speed: "I'll just watch you."
Because Nezha came down so suddenly, Su You didn't have time to react, so he just bit down on it, and the garlic smell was all over his mouth, and the sour feeling went straight to the brain: "What the hell!!"
Nezha finally couldn't hold back his laughter this time, his beautiful eyes were bent, but still shining like stars: "Is it delicious?"
Su You is not someone who can't stand the smell of garlic, so chew it like this, it's delicious, she nodded unconvinced: "It's really good."
This is what Si Shi Xingjun saw when he opened the door: "So you like to eat garlic, Su You, so I will let you peel more garlic from now on."
Don't... Su You's heart is bleeding.
Back to the topic, Mr. Si Shixing took out a blue and white porcelain plate, and the plate was filled with a colorful pastry cake, and it was dotted with blue, blue, and purple fruits that Suyou didn’t know. The colors were gorgeous. Looking at Suyou want to eat.
"This... must be very delicious." Su You's saliva almost flowed out.
Seeing the useless Su You, Nezha couldn't help but patted her on the head again: "Be promising."
Si Shixingjun smiled and took out his fork: "Try it?"
Su You was already ready to eat, and took it over: "I'm not welcome!"
After taking the first bite, Su You felt like she was about to fly, the whole world was bubbling, sweet like... like what?Su You couldn't find an adjective.
After taking this bite, Su You immediately wanted Nezha to have a bite too, doing whatever came to her mind, Su You forked a piece and put it in Nezha's mouth: "Is it delicious?"
But Su You never thought that Nezha said lightly: "It smells like garlic."
This made Si Shixing yell twice: "I didn't put garlic?"
Nezha only looked at Su You indifferently: "Huh?"
This made Su You's face turn red, and she turned her head to look away unnaturally: "Ahem, Si Shi Xingjun's new dishes this time are quite good."
"That's not true." Speaking of his new dishes, Si Shi Xingjun cheered up, "I'm going to make this Colorful Ruyi the main cake of the Pantao Club."
"Qicai Ruyi?" The name is quite Chinese.
Mentioning this, Si Shi Xingjun lowered his head: "I originally wanted to call it Rainbow Goddess, but the Emperor of Heaven stipulated that every dish must have a Chinese name."
"Tsk." Su You felt that the Heavenly Emperor must be a fanatic of Gufeng.
So, it was getting closer and closer to the Pantao Festival, and there were only three days left, but something happened again!
This matter is not small, but there are only a few people who know about it—there are two eighth princesses!A few years later, the plot is very similar to the real and fake Monkey King, but it is a bit different. Of the two eight princesses, one wears the eight spirit pendant but has no aura, and the other has aura but does not have the eight spirit pendant.
It could have been determined that the "eighth princess" who had no aura stole the eighth spirit pendant of the real eighth princess and then came up to pretend to be the eighth princess, but the Queen Mother insisted that the eighth princess who had no aura was her daughter. The Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to waste his time raising these two "girls".
But, Su You found out about this when she went to play with Xiaoba, and the Emperor of Heaven naturally knew the identity of this person.Although he is of the same generation as the Siqing, but this person's rank is too high, and he has to respect him.
So Su You, the captain of the gossip team, knew the whole story of the incident.
This is the first time for Su You to see the Emperor of Heaven. He is not bald as imagined. Although he has a beard, he has sharp edges and corners. He is still a handsome uncle. Look carefully, he looks a bit like Takeshi Kaneshiro, not unlike the old man in Nezha's mouth. Nothing to do with it.
"What do you think, old ancestor?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at Su You who was sitting on the chair, and said respectfully.
Seeing the Emperor of Heaven being so respectful to herself, Su You coughed uncomfortably: "I have no idea, can you let me see Xiao Ba?"
Although I was mentally prepared, when I saw the two Xiaoba standing together, I was still amazed: "Twins are not so similar."
Xiao Ba, who is wearing the eight spirit pendant, obviously knows Su You: "Su You, I don't want to be some kind of princess. I've already said it. I'm Zhu Zhu. Now even Ao Cang has been chased away by them. Tell them, let's make you a princess." I'll go."
As a result, the little Ba who didn't have the eight spirit pendant only stared at Su You with big innocent eyes: "Su You! Miss me?"
Those who are preconceived can always be trusted first, so Su You is more fond of Zhuzhu, but the other Xiaoba still calls her name after all, which makes her in a dilemma.
But after all, Zhuzhu only met Su You in Tianting so far, and she saw it after a long time, so she must not let go, so she kept holding Su You's hand and did not let go: "Su You, bring Ao Cang here, okay?" good?"
On the other side, Xiao Ba was not to be outdone, and grabbed Su You's other hand: "Su You, don't believe this impostor, what if some demon clan came to pretend to be the princess?"
Now Su You is in a complete dilemma, and can only say silently in her heart: Help Nezha!Nezha help!
Needless to say, this silent recitation really worked, I saw Nezha coming from outside the hall: "Su You, have you been lazy enough, Si Shi Xingjun urged you to go back and try new dishes."
Hearing Nezha's voice, Su You saw her savior: "Come right away, I'll come right away!"
As soon as Nezha came in, he naturally saw two Xiaobas who looked exactly the same. He didn't have much reaction, but he was happy: "This plot was staged hundreds of years ago, and it was directed by the Emperor of Heaven. Why? Let's do this to myself." Is your daughter brought in too?"
Su You poked him at the waist: "What are you talking about, he's bothering you too."
"It's not my daughter, so I'm not allowed to talk about it." Nezha is very keen to make sarcastic remarks.
"Okay, okay," Su You hurriedly took Nezha's arm and walked out, saying goodbye to the two Xiao Ba, "bye, Xiao Ba...Zhuzhu!"
"What are you talking about? I don't think Zhuzhu is a bad person, but Xiaoba is also Xiaoba. It's really tangled." On the way back, Su You kept talking to Nezha about it.
Nezha tilted his head and looked at Su You: "You don't need to worry about this matter, the Emperor of Heaven will never allow his two daughters to participate in the Peach Blossom Festival."
So Chang'e has been suffering from a lot of trouble, and has a pimple around her mouth, which affects her appearance.
Of course, Su You did not escape, and was pulled by Chang'e to become a coolie. Now that Su You has become a coolie, Nezha has to follow, so the two of them have been helping Si Shixingjun in Guanghan Palace these days... peeling garlic new dish...
Si Shixingjun is a girl with double ponytails, bangs and a small round face, wearing a chef's hat, white lace apron and sleeves, but she is unambiguous at all holding a large spoon and an iron pan.
After Suyou was choked by garlic for the nth time, she finally couldn't help complaining: "If I knew it, I wouldn't be coaxed by Chang'e. It's so hard to say that I can taste the dishes made by Si Shixingjun for the first time." God, I ate it twice, but peeled hundreds of cloves of garlic, what evil did I do?"
Nezha continued to peel the garlic with the hand that was supposed to hold the pointed gun: "You asked for it?"
"I asked for it myself," Su You squinted at Nezha, "Then what are you doing with me?"
"I..." Nezha paused, "I'm in charge of watching you, and of course I have to follow you every step of the way."
"Who needs you to watch, cut." Su You whispered.
However, Nezha's ears are not as good as usual, and he stuffed a medium-sized garlic clove into Su You's mouth with lightning speed: "I'll just watch you."
Because Nezha came down so suddenly, Su You didn't have time to react, so he just bit down on it, and the garlic smell was all over his mouth, and the sour feeling went straight to the brain: "What the hell!!"
Nezha finally couldn't hold back his laughter this time, his beautiful eyes were bent, but still shining like stars: "Is it delicious?"
Su You is not someone who can't stand the smell of garlic, so chew it like this, it's delicious, she nodded unconvinced: "It's really good."
This is what Si Shi Xingjun saw when he opened the door: "So you like to eat garlic, Su You, so I will let you peel more garlic from now on."
Don't... Su You's heart is bleeding.
Back to the topic, Mr. Si Shixing took out a blue and white porcelain plate, and the plate was filled with a colorful pastry cake, and it was dotted with blue, blue, and purple fruits that Suyou didn’t know. The colors were gorgeous. Looking at Suyou want to eat.
"This... must be very delicious." Su You's saliva almost flowed out.
Seeing the useless Su You, Nezha couldn't help but patted her on the head again: "Be promising."
Si Shixingjun smiled and took out his fork: "Try it?"
Su You was already ready to eat, and took it over: "I'm not welcome!"
After taking the first bite, Su You felt like she was about to fly, the whole world was bubbling, sweet like... like what?Su You couldn't find an adjective.
After taking this bite, Su You immediately wanted Nezha to have a bite too, doing whatever came to her mind, Su You forked a piece and put it in Nezha's mouth: "Is it delicious?"
But Su You never thought that Nezha said lightly: "It smells like garlic."
This made Si Shixing yell twice: "I didn't put garlic?"
Nezha only looked at Su You indifferently: "Huh?"
This made Su You's face turn red, and she turned her head to look away unnaturally: "Ahem, Si Shi Xingjun's new dishes this time are quite good."
"That's not true." Speaking of his new dishes, Si Shi Xingjun cheered up, "I'm going to make this Colorful Ruyi the main cake of the Pantao Club."
"Qicai Ruyi?" The name is quite Chinese.
Mentioning this, Si Shi Xingjun lowered his head: "I originally wanted to call it Rainbow Goddess, but the Emperor of Heaven stipulated that every dish must have a Chinese name."
"Tsk." Su You felt that the Heavenly Emperor must be a fanatic of Gufeng.
So, it was getting closer and closer to the Pantao Festival, and there were only three days left, but something happened again!
This matter is not small, but there are only a few people who know about it—there are two eighth princesses!A few years later, the plot is very similar to the real and fake Monkey King, but it is a bit different. Of the two eight princesses, one wears the eight spirit pendant but has no aura, and the other has aura but does not have the eight spirit pendant.
It could have been determined that the "eighth princess" who had no aura stole the eighth spirit pendant of the real eighth princess and then came up to pretend to be the eighth princess, but the Queen Mother insisted that the eighth princess who had no aura was her daughter. The Emperor of Heaven had no choice but to waste his time raising these two "girls".
But, Su You found out about this when she went to play with Xiaoba, and the Emperor of Heaven naturally knew the identity of this person.Although he is of the same generation as the Siqing, but this person's rank is too high, and he has to respect him.
So Su You, the captain of the gossip team, knew the whole story of the incident.
This is the first time for Su You to see the Emperor of Heaven. He is not bald as imagined. Although he has a beard, he has sharp edges and corners. He is still a handsome uncle. Look carefully, he looks a bit like Takeshi Kaneshiro, not unlike the old man in Nezha's mouth. Nothing to do with it.
"What do you think, old ancestor?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at Su You who was sitting on the chair, and said respectfully.
Seeing the Emperor of Heaven being so respectful to herself, Su You coughed uncomfortably: "I have no idea, can you let me see Xiao Ba?"
Although I was mentally prepared, when I saw the two Xiaoba standing together, I was still amazed: "Twins are not so similar."
Xiao Ba, who is wearing the eight spirit pendant, obviously knows Su You: "Su You, I don't want to be some kind of princess. I've already said it. I'm Zhu Zhu. Now even Ao Cang has been chased away by them. Tell them, let's make you a princess." I'll go."
As a result, the little Ba who didn't have the eight spirit pendant only stared at Su You with big innocent eyes: "Su You! Miss me?"
Those who are preconceived can always be trusted first, so Su You is more fond of Zhuzhu, but the other Xiaoba still calls her name after all, which makes her in a dilemma.
But after all, Zhuzhu only met Su You in Tianting so far, and she saw it after a long time, so she must not let go, so she kept holding Su You's hand and did not let go: "Su You, bring Ao Cang here, okay?" good?"
On the other side, Xiao Ba was not to be outdone, and grabbed Su You's other hand: "Su You, don't believe this impostor, what if some demon clan came to pretend to be the princess?"
Now Su You is in a complete dilemma, and can only say silently in her heart: Help Nezha!Nezha help!
Needless to say, this silent recitation really worked, I saw Nezha coming from outside the hall: "Su You, have you been lazy enough, Si Shi Xingjun urged you to go back and try new dishes."
Hearing Nezha's voice, Su You saw her savior: "Come right away, I'll come right away!"
As soon as Nezha came in, he naturally saw two Xiaobas who looked exactly the same. He didn't have much reaction, but he was happy: "This plot was staged hundreds of years ago, and it was directed by the Emperor of Heaven. Why? Let's do this to myself." Is your daughter brought in too?"
Su You poked him at the waist: "What are you talking about, he's bothering you too."
"It's not my daughter, so I'm not allowed to talk about it." Nezha is very keen to make sarcastic remarks.
"Okay, okay," Su You hurriedly took Nezha's arm and walked out, saying goodbye to the two Xiao Ba, "bye, Xiao Ba...Zhuzhu!"
"What are you talking about? I don't think Zhuzhu is a bad person, but Xiaoba is also Xiaoba. It's really tangled." On the way back, Su You kept talking to Nezha about it.
Nezha tilted his head and looked at Su You: "You don't need to worry about this matter, the Emperor of Heaven will never allow his two daughters to participate in the Peach Blossom Festival."
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