[Comprehensive] My marriage partner changed again after rebirth

It's easy to say... but in fact I have no clue at all!

I am still very curious about how I in this world fell in love with Proxiet!How did you provoke such a troublesome guy!

If it wasn't for fucking Mafia, I'd be surnamed Bai Lan... Ah, no, this curse is too poisonous, I want to change it.

——If it wasn't for the fucking Mafia's name, I'd write it upside down!

How on earth did I get to know each other and get to the point of getting married... It can't be to learn Italian or find a father more conveniently...

It is impossible to ask me this question that bothers me directly, and I don’t have any girlfriends to ask, and there are even fewer records left by myself.

However, at this time of helplessness, there is a turning point.

"Sister-in-law!" When I ran back to Duwang Town first when I decided that I couldn't explain it, a person called me suddenly appeared.

"Wow——" I was startled by the movable potted plant that suddenly popped out, and when I took a closer look and found that it was not a potted plant but human hair, I couldn't help but look at the other party a few more times, which had already merged into one. I can't tell the head from the neck...I always feel like something...Ah, is it a carrot?This is a radish, right?

How should I evaluate this child... No, first of all, I shouldn't use "child" to evaluate him.

And if you call me sister-in-law...

"Who are you?" I looked at him with dead fish eyes.

"Sister-in-law, don't be like this every time, I'm Bessie, Bessie!" The carrot who called herself Bessie... No, the human replied like this, with a weak tone.

Since you are calling me sister-in-law... My gaze gradually became complicated: "Are you Proxiet's biological brother? Then you really worked hard." The difference between the two brothers is too great.

"Of course I'm not big brother's biological brother! I'm just a follower!"

"It's like this..." I said with emotion, "That's really hard work for Proxiete."

"Yes..." Bessie was visibly depressed when I said it.

I watched the other party's mood and tone changes from beginning to end, and I got a general impression of the other party—it must be a very ordinary little brother's personality!Although the hairstyle and head shape are a bit strange!

"So... Bessie, what are you doing here?" I don't think the other party just saw me and stopped by to say hello.

"Ah, my elder brother asked me to come." Bessie said honestly, "He said that there is something wrong with you, sister-in-law, and he needs to watch you."

Me: "..." Your elder brother is too perceptive! ?

It should be said that it is fortunate that this is not the identity of my enemy... Otherwise, I think I might kneel soon.

But if it's an enemy, it's impossible for me to let the other party understand me that much... So, is it because Proxieter is too sensitive or understands me too much?

I always feel that no matter which option is selected, it is very bad for me...

My heart was almost tangled up, but my face was still calm, and I patted Bessie on the shoulder kindly: "Let's go, sister-in-law treats you to tea."

All in all - this bonsai head looks much better!

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After I sat down, I ordered a cup of coffee for myself. When I asked about Bessie, the other party hesitated and said, "Milk is fine."

My gaze suddenly became a little complicated.

As if aware of the meaning of my eyes, Bessie explained hastily: "Because drinking espresso will make my stomach flatulent..."

I silently looked away——Proxiet really worked hard, from this point of view... But the little brother like this is still with him, and he seems to be quite trustworthy, maybe Proxiet was surprised Is a nice guy?

"Brother, sister-in-law, do you really think some milk is a treasure..." Bessie lowered her head and muttered.

"It's okay, milk is milk, milk can grow taller anyway." I comforted, "But it's a bit embarrassing to be like this outside with colleagues, do you want to try cappuccino first?"

Bessie nodded obediently: "Yeah!"

After I nodded in relief, my expression gradually became dignified—wait?How do you feel that I am that mother?

"But... Bessie." I looked at him, hesitant to speak, "Are you really not considering losing weight?"

"Sister-in-law, what do you want?" Bessie became vigilant all of a sudden, "Brother said that your weight loss methods are all nonsense! Sister-in-law, don't try to lie to me this time!"

Me: "..." Looks like you have been fooled by me many times, Bessie.Also, what is bullshit?Maybe I am sincerely imparting experience to you!

"Okay, okay, I won't lie to you." After waiting for my coffee to arrive, I pushed the coffee cup to the side and said seriously, "So next, Bessie, let's talk heart to heart."

Bessie's expression became a little frightened: "Sister-in-law! You don't want me to try some slimming method to lose weight again, do you?!"

"...No." Although I was indeed a little impulsive, I can still tell the priority of things, okay?Being interrupted one after another, I hesitated at the beginning and now I feel calm, "It's just that I'm a little curious... What exactly are Proxiet and you doing?"

Bessie's expression instantly changed to that of a hollow radish that has been placed for a long time.

And seeing Bessie's reaction, my mood calmed down instead.

This proves that Proxiet did not tell me the nature of his work, at least he definitely concealed the more critical elements.Although I can feel the type of work in this atmosphere, there are still key points—organization and position.

Mafia members are not uncommon in Italy, what Prosciutte concealed... Either the organization is sensitive, or the position is special.The former can basically be ruled out, and it’s not a period when a single company dominates or a certain organization is jointly exterminated. In the case of the latter... assassination or espionage work?

But today, there should be no way to ask anything more from Bessie... I'm also afraid that the unlucky boy who talks too much will sue his elder brother.

"Yes, yes, it's that..."

"If you can't say it, don't force yourself, Bessie. Compared with this, do you want to change your hair... Forget it, this way is pretty good." At present, you can pretend to be a potted plant and look like a radish. If you really change it, for example Mohawk felt like he would be the type to be beaten for no reason when he was walking on the street.

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That night————————

"Hey, Prosciutto. What do you like about me?"

Without raising his head, the light blond youth replied without any hesitation: "You look good."

Me: "..." Fuck!This is really an honest answer that makes people want to get angry but doesn't know how to get angry!

"Huh? What's that expression on your face?" Proxiet raised his head and sighed with a headache, "Isn't this answer satisfactory to you?"

"Don't make noise first." I raised my hand in a quiet gesture, and said calmly, "I'm thinking."

The other party frowned: "Huh? What are you thinking about? Your thesis?"

...Although what I was thinking about was how to successfully make the other party want to break up on the premise of surviving...but this point of the paper really hit the pain point.

"...I'm thinking about what I like about you." After I finished speaking, I added with a heavy heart, "Of course, there are also papers..."

"If it's just because of good looks... then can I apply for a replacement?" As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a strong sense of oppression from the other party's line of sight. I paused for a second and continued, "After all, you see , everyone gets old..."

"It doesn't matter about getting old, right? Even if you are old, you are still the same in my eyes. Don't think about these meaningless questions!" Proxiet picked up the surrounding beverage cans and threw them at me, and some Looking disgusted, he asked in an incredible tone, "Have you been thinking about this kind of problem all day long?"

I raised my hand to catch the drink can, and when I was about to open it, I suddenly became alert. After seeing that it was a carbonated drink, I put the drink aside with a blank face.

Well, this trick doesn't work, I have to think of something new... It's really bad, I only have the experience of being dumped before marriage and not the experience of dumping people!

The author has something to say: Bessie is so cute.jpg

In fact, it’s okay, we don’t have enough time to get along, otherwise it’s over if you reveal your stuffing... But the big brother is delicious, and the getting along in the next chapter is very delicious. Single arrow rio sense. (you)

The next chapter will be entered into V as usual!Then!My archive!Run out hahahaha! (...) I didn't expect that I would be so busy these few months and JOJO was unexpectedly difficult to write, and there were so many issues to consider... I won't be perfunctory, so the update may be slower than It used to be slower. _(:з」∠)_

If there is no update at [-]:[-] noon tomorrow, it means that Chapter V is not ready to enter V the day after tomorrow.

PS: The IF of Boss Cloth... can only be used as a spoof IF for my own writing, and I won't even put it in the text.Everyone who has seen jojo knows that although the cloth stuffing boss in the original work is very charming...but logically speaking, too many coincidences are needed, it is impossible to survive, and the logic of OOC seriousness does not hold at all...so just I can play with a spoof line, I have already thought about it, the end of this spoof if is that Trish suddenly woke up from a dream after calling his parents and thanked that it was just a dream (hey)

But everyone knows that ** doesn't allow points for the ending, so I wrote it for fun, and I will release it when I can, and if I can't, I will feed my friends alone. (you)

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Thanks to dreamsyu, MoNaaaa-kun, Iris_Tungtreex3, mine