Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

After Lu Siyan finished dancing, Yang Zitao on the other end immediately started to play dumb. Seeing that he couldn't escape, he followed the music and danced a leg-shaking dance that has been popular on ins recently. It was deliberately funny. Although he knew it was for the effect of the show, Lu Siyan still I didn't like this kind of deliberate praise of the guests, so the two danced FIR's famous song "Trouble" together again.

This segment was originally not included in the script, but of course the director would not refuse such a good thing that would increase the ratings and click-through rate. He directly found background music and connected it to the speaker. Yang Zitao was his position in the mv, and Lu Siyan jumped to the Yangtze Mi's dance steps were specially made into frequency in the later stage. Comparing the scene of FIR singing on the Yuedong stage with the live version this time, the similarity is as high as 99.99%.

Especially the last part of whistle killing, it was almost crazy at the time. Some said it was lip-syncing with the original song, and some said it was played by Lu Siyan. After the official website of "Two Days One Night" confirmed that it was indeed played on the spot, Immediately, a large number of pregnant women burst out on Weibo, all kinds of clamoring that the male god will marry me. Of course, this will only be a shock to a few people at the scene.

After the fight dance was over, it was time to enter the game again. The starting players on both sides fell into the water at the same time, so the floating platform was still empty, and no one had an advantage. It was still a draw. Being danced directly into a cheerball, I was even more excited than when I set off before, "Siyan, it's up to you, this time it's the match point, show some ruthlessness, don't be merciful, no matter that guy Don’t believe anything you say, just push him down with all your strength.” Before the words fell, the other end was already uttering harsh words, “I’ll make you drenched!”

"Really? You don't look like you've had enough, why don't you..." Lu Siyan lifted his thin lips, and raised his hand in a sniping gesture, "Go down and drink more." Following the vj, he accurately captured the imaginary drink. The sound of the word bang and the last action of squinting his eyes and blowing the muzzle of the gun, that feeling was like a shot fired hard in the heart, and the barrage exploded immediately. It was all about this smile and let me guard it, contracted Siyan little angel , Let me come, by the way, I regret why I was not there at the time.

"Why am I not an undercover agent?" Lin Chuya stared at the other side with resentment and envy, and murmured, "I really want to see Siyan up close, why is it that the two handsome guys who came this time are still in another place?" Team one, if I knew I would have chosen yellow." Hearing this, Yang Zitao's smug expression collapsed in an instant, and he turned his head and called out sternly, almost kneeling on the ground.

But when Lin Chuya came back to her senses, she said innocently, "Why are you showing a constipated expression? Taotao, accept the reality, you are not handsome in the first place, no, you are not comparable at all, too Insulting the male god." After saying this, he continued to hold his face, "How can Siyan be so handsome? It's too foul, and he looks so good even when he speaks harshly."

Not only Lin Chuya, but probably everyone thought that Lu Siyan simply wanted to respond to Yang Zitao's declaration of battle before, but Huo Yingdi, who was standing on his left, could see clearly that the child was clearly teasing him on purpose, maybe Because the previous sentence on the bed had a bit of vengeance in mind, and because he was recording the program, he was confident, so that he couldn't eat it, and he didn't know where he learned the trick. The other hand avoided the camera and swiped silently. Passing the point on the chest, he pressed his fingertips twice provocatively, then stuck out the bright red tip of his tongue, and licked his lips quickly, in a subtle and provocative way, it seemed that he would not dare Do something to yourself in full view.

Howesson really suppressed the desire in his heart. He has accumulated bullets for more than 20 years, so he is not in a hurry. Anyway, there is enough time tonight to try various positions and feed the child with viscous milk. What Chen Yifan said, people who look more abstinent on the outside tend to be more beasts when they explode. People like Hoveson are definitely beasts among beasts, the king of beasts. At that time, Lu Siyan only thought it was nonsensical. Duo suppressed someone and forced a kiss indiscriminately, without the slightest skill, and caused his lips to be torn.

Of course, this was only the first time the two met at the banquet, and then Hovison pressed him on the fitting partition. The two-day trip this time was enough for Lu Si to realize clearly that this guy is He is an out-and-out hungry wolf, and he is also a wolf with a very good head technique. A kiss can make his heart tremble. Although Lu Siyan loves to play, he always flirts until the end and never has too much physical contact. Simon spent half a year only being able to stay by his side, and he will still be punished for saying the wrong thing. Give up mercilessly, just from this point, it can be seen that Hovison is different from others.

As for this time, it was purely stimulated by Huo Yingdi's words about meeting in bed before, Lu Siyan suddenly recalled in his mind that there happened to be a scene in the porn novel he had read not long ago, where two people were on the reality show at the same time, Xiao Shou deliberately The most impressive thing about provoking Gong on the show is the words and phrases describing how itchy and helpless Gong is. As for the title, "You always have to pay back when you come out to mess around." Someone hasn't had time to read the next chapter, so naturally they won't know about waiting for trouble The fate of the ghost is to be/fucked on the bed so that the legs can't be closed. Lu Siyan only vaguely felt that Howesen looked at him a little strangely, so he didn't do it as outrageously as in the novel, and only licked his lower lip a little. It shouldn't be too serious, right?

The background music became Exid's "up&down" again, and the two of them stood at the starting point and got ready. Yang Zitao twisted cheerfully on his own, and Lu Siyan only moved a few times, but the movements were not large, which was convenient when the music stopped. Immediately leave.

If it was just doubts before, when I obviously slowed down deliberately but took the first step to seize the water floating platform, and when I was about to accidentally slip into the water by pushing someone, that guy actually slipped on the sole of his foot and fell to the ground. Going in, although it looks very natural, but from the look at Yang Zitao's instinctive dodge just now, Lu Siyan has already determined that this guy is an undercover agent. The team members were dragged down, leaving only the pink team on the floating platform.

"...3, 2, 1."

The countdown on the other end is coming to an end soon. Chen Yifan and Hovison should know the result just thinking about it. What Yifan hates most is going to the gym, and he gets a cold and headache every now and then. Going down, whether he can reach the floating platform safely is a problem. Seeing him swaying left and right, Lu Siyan is really worried that the enemy will be killed on the way, and he will not be given a chance to release water at all. Howardson fell flat together, right?How could it be such a coincidence that two people slipped together.

Fortunately, Chen Yifan did not disappoint him this time. It took at least 20 seconds, which according to Lu Li, was enough to smoke a cigarette, and his right foot finally touched the edge of the floating platform. Lu Siyan immediately stretched out his hand, as if to pull him "Brother, come up quickly, I won't participate, let you two compete fairly."

Lin Chuya and Yang Zitao, who originally thought that Chen Yifan would face falling into the water in the past, were already discouraged, and immediately regained their spirits, "Brother Fan, hurry up, drag them both down!" Of course, Yang Zitao just put on a show He shouted, wanting to ease his doubts, but actually wished that Chen Yifan would fall into the water as soon as possible, so that his team would definitely win.

Chen Yifan also reacted quickly. He thought it was a fraud and dared not stretch out his hand, but now he would grab Lu Siyan's wrist with his backhand and pull hard, but Howesen reacted in time and stretched out his hand to hug the child's waist. Pulling back, the three of them fell into the pool together, splashing a lot of water.

Chen Yifan let go of his hand a long time ago, so when he got out of the water, he automatically became two groups of people, or two completely different styles of painting. Chen Yifan's hair volume was originally small, and it would be soaked in water. It was even higher, and there were still a few strands sticking to the face, so that the eyes could not see, spit out water as soon as he opened his mouth, and sneezed several times in succession. On the other hand, the two people who were hugging like Siamese twins at the other end were just like conjoined twins. It's like shooting the cover of a magazine, every angle is so handsome that it makes people nosebleed:

Hovison's usual image is mostly wearing a spotless white shirt, wearing a straight suit, unbuttoning the top two buttons, revealing the abstinent appearance of the collarbone, which will make the whole body soaked, and the tips of the hair are dripping continuously. Water drops rolled on the face and Adam's apple, and the slightly pursed thin lips were covered with moisture, which immediately made people feel an urge to kiss them regardless.

And the young man in his arms has the charm of a straight man. The beautiful fox eyes are covered with water vapor, the eyelashes are also wet, the gap between the teeth is slightly open, and the bright red tongue is faintly exposed. The most alluring thing is probably the naked one. / The exposed half of the shoulder, the sportswear is originally loose-fitting, so it is pulled directly to the right, the shoulder is round and white, and the chain bones can be clearly seen.

Although I know that both of them are still wearing their clothes well, but the looming surface of the water still makes people unable to help but think about it, especially the ambiguous posture of the iron arm that seems to be around the waist and the body tightly fitting together , It even made someone unknown.

"Tick Tick." The sound of water drops falling to the ground suddenly sounded beside him. The director, who was concentrating on the camera, felt a little strange in his heart. He turned his head and noticed that Prince Harman's face was as dark as coal, and his eyes were gloomy. A few holes were poked in someone's body, and the orange in his hand was squeezed out of juice. Wu Nuodan, who noticed that something was wrong, quickly called the prince in Arabic.

The brown-haired young man finally came to his senses at the second sound. The maid handed over the steaming towel, and he wiped his hands and said, "How long will it be over?" This question was a bit abrupt, and before the director could answer, Haman suddenly ended the topic by himself, "Forget it, pretend I didn't ask." His eyes were still glued to the other end, and there were flashes of obsession, jealousy, inevitable, and anger.

On the other side, although Lu Siyan wanted to drag Hovison into the water, but the original plan was useless at all, the guy had already fallen down by himself in cooperation, and even rewarded himself for his previous tease when he fell into the water. Covered by the water waves, the fingers silently circled around the point that had been highlighted by the water vapor, and finally pressed down heavily.

If it wasn't for the fact that the two of them were still on the show, Lu Siyan would have moaned uncontrollably long ago, and now the two of them would be tightly pressed together, and when they raised their heads, they happened to meet the pair of deep eyes that were smiling and joking. With black eyes, he could clearly feel the hard object on the inner thigh, Lu Siyan's face turned black and red, and finally he only gritted his teeth and squeezed out the word beast.

Huo Yingdi, who was the person involved, didn't take it seriously, and pinched his waist and bumped forward twice, causing the water to shake. Who asked you to seduce me first, Lu Siyan could easily see this from the other party's eyes He was afraid of falling into the water in embarrassment, or he had a kind of connivance with the person in front of him that he didn't even know. He instinctively raised his two hands to wrap around the other's neck, and his body got closer because of this.

The stimuli of ice and fire spread along the inner skin little by little, and it was numb. Howesson was also aroused by the sudden behavior of the child, and even his eyes changed a lot. His pupils flickered. After a trace of scarlet, he was sure that if this was a private swimming pool, he would have grabbed the disobedient child and pressed him against the wall of the pool. It would be best to let those eyes be stained with lust, Physiological tears ooze again, blushing and begging for mercy...

The barrage was also swiped by two people falling into the water for the second time:

"I have become a fan, my little brother looks so charming when he speaks English."

"I'm pregnant, God please take responsibility!!!"

"I never knew that whistles could be blown so well."

"Please give me another shot of this kind of picture."

"I smell the sour smell of love."

"Keep an eye on the prince of Dubai and find that he seems to have never left, so is this the rhythm of pursuing the little angel Siyan?"

"Isn't it? The prince of Dubai has fallen, it's like a human-shaped aphrodisiac!!"

"Upstairs, in fact, I used to have the same thought as you, but after I became a fan of King, I found that everything is normal."

"No problem, there was a prince of Monaco who publicly expressed his love for him before."

"Are you talking about Dio? That handsome blond guy, his smile is so amazing."

"I'm still firmly standing on Huo Yingdi. Judging by that expression, the two of them obviously have an affair."

"No, definitely with two legs."

"Bet on a cart of gherkins, Evil absolutely likes Huo Huo's."

"Siyan." Naturally, Lu Li on the other end didn't know what happened in the short 2 minutes, and was already joking, "You two hugged each other and came up quickly, don't wait for the second round It's all started and still in the water." Almost at the same time as he said this, the last team member, the princess, started to set off, and the camera moved away.

Lu Siyan originally wanted to do something bad, such as hitting his knee hard against the thing that was rubbing between his legs, but when he thought of the classic sentence, this is the sexual blessing of your lower body, the plan was aborted again, and it would be better to be on the other side's chest. Twist on the reddish-brown bean that can see the general outline, and successfully heard a depressing muffled/humming sound from above the head, with a low tone and a long tail, like a very thin feather brushing over the tip of the heart, so sexy that it was a mess, then The eyes were so thick that ink dripped out, and the pupils clearly reflected the stunned silver-gray haired young man in front of him. Lu Siyan would not admit that he actually had a reaction just now, and when he recovered, he immediately took the opportunity to break free Unshackle someone and swim towards the shore.

He used freestyle swimming, with beautiful posture and fast enough speed. Hoveson, who was left alone by the floating platform, licked the corner of his lips in aftertaste, remembering the child's provocative eyes before, and the feeling of touching the smooth skin with his fingertips. Touch, I just feel that the lower abdomen is tight again. As for the gaze that is always sticking to his body, he should know who it is without thinking. He is not stupid enough to show mercy in front of his rival, so he looks at the prince of Dubai with obvious malicious eyes. At that time, Huo Yingdi also hooked his lips and smiled, not to mention anything else, the light/aura and demeanor have already surpassed a lot.

Suspicion flashed across Harman's eyes. He was obviously wondering how an actor could have such a powerful aura. Before he could figure it out, Hovison had already looked away, as if nothing had happened. The scene he was watching was only imagined by himself. Uno Dan, who noticed the prince's gesture, bowed respectfully, nodded when he heard Haman's explanation clearly, and then bowed again before retreating.

Lu Siyan didn't notice the eye contact between the two. He didn't have the slightest affection for the arrogant Prince of Dubai who thought everyone should like him, so naturally he wouldn't pay too much attention to it, no matter how straightforward he was. The white dots are direct and selective shielding. This meeting has clearly reached the shore, but it is not in a hurry to go up. Instead, it turns around, leans its back against the pool wall, crosses its hands in front of its chest, and looks at the person who is facing him in a leisurely manner. The man who swam...

Swimming can be said to be Lu Siyan's favorite sport. Of course, it is only for watching. The charm and hormones of a man can always be best reflected in this small place. The breath undulates slowly, the firm and tight abdominal muscles are neatly arranged, and the two long legs are stretched longer by the rippling water waves. When standing up, the water drops slowly fall from the side of the face, flowing through the Adam's apple, collarbone, and the chest area. point, and then drip along the waistline to a more secretive place wrapped in black cloth, this look is often more tempting than naked/naked.

Europe and the United States have always been open. Lu Siyan was dragged by Bonnie to participate in several swimsuit parties. He also saw all kinds of so-called top bodies that were praised by magazines and entertainment news. Alee, JO, Duston... almost all have excellent Even a boy like Simon with a baby face who has just entered the threshold of adulthood has streamlined abs that don't match his face at all, but frankly speaking, no one can compare to this one in front of him. The shock brought by people is powerful, the heart is pounding, and it seems that the next second will break through the chest cavity and rush out of it.

Even though the clothes are still on his body well, but for some reason, he has an inexplicable feeling that he has to use brute force to tear the coat severely, revealing the bare/naked sexy body inside, and touching his abdominal muscles by the way. Come on, when Lu Siyan came to his senses, that hand was already placed on the waist of the other party. Not only did he not let go of the surprised look in Howesen's smile, but he had to open the hem of his clothes carefully, got in and pinched a few times, and his mind It also emerged that this guy's figure is really not for bragging, and he has a wonderful idea that he is so damn predictable.

As the victim of being ravaged/ravaged, Huo Yingdi looked very calm from the beginning to the end. Feeling that the child was about to withdraw his hand, he pressed his wrist and moved down two inches. The raised eyebrow looked extremely sexy. "Don't worry, they won't see it." The heat smeared the earlobe, and Lu Siyan's body trembled subconsciously. He was about to break free, but his wrist shook, and immediately there was something hot in his palm, separated by a thin layer of fabric. , and bounced twice like life, really energetic.

Lu Siyan quickly let go of his hand like an electric shock, frowned and wiped the water droplets on the other's chest, and found that it was still wet, so he simply gave up such an unhelpful approach and put his hands on the wall of the pool to jump up. When dancing, she raised her arms high, revealing her white wrists and slender fingers, her slowly raised waist was thin and slender, and then her beautiful buttocks, which were submerged under the water before, were dazzled by the rippling microwaves and the blue pool water. In the silhouette, not only Hovison's gaze became hotter, but also Prince Haman's frowning brows and eyes, which were originally gloomy, slowly opened, and the obsession in his eyes was so thick that it was about to overflow...

Fortunately, soon a staff member trotted over to hand over a clean bath towel. The handsome young man with the hang tag was obviously a fan of Lu Siyan, and his face was already flushed when he got closer. The other hand reaching out from the side took it.

Lu Siyan's hair was still dripping water, and the cold drops of water slid in along the collar, and it was sticky and greasy, which was very uncomfortable, especially the pungent smell of disinfectant, if it wasn't for the fact that there would be two rounds later, He wanted to take a shower and change his clothes right now, but he didn't find it loose after tugging twice. It seemed that he was on the fence with him. Lu Siyan thought that someone was joking on purpose, so he looked up for some reason, and happened to meet Huo Yingdi's cold and abstinent picture His face, his thin lips lifted, and his eyes were filled with obvious impatience, "What are you doing? Let go, and get the towels yourself." Hearing this, he obviously regarded Hovison as a scoundrel grabbing bath towels, Huo Yingdi couldn't help laughing.

"Don't move around." The waist was imprisoned, pinched twice as if checking whether he had eaten well, and then the towel was covered from the top of the head, and the hand gently and vigorously wiped along the ends of the hair , and pressed his temples twice for him by the way, and suddenly he felt like his pores were stretched open, and the original curse was swallowed, and turned into a comfortable moan, and he even unconsciously moved closer to the other's chest, "Left point, um~ that's it, let's focus again, uh... continue, don't stop." It's a serious thing, but it's very arousing when paired with the voice, and the staff next to you blush like a monkey's buttocks, forehead It also smoked with a bang, but out of selfishness, I wanted to take a few more glances, and I was not willing to leave, even if I had to bear the low pressure from another person.

The night before the show, Lu Siyan had a sudden inspiration, and stayed up all night in the recording studio, waiting for Joe to go to the apartment to pick him up as agreed, but it turned out to be empty inside, and finally found someone in the recording studio, even the styling was It was done there. I originally wanted to get off the plane and go to the hotel to catch up on sleep. Because of that guy Harman, the shooting was still half an hour earlier, and I recalled the words and actions of that man Meng Lang when the two met for the first time. , Lu Siyan's affection for him immediately dropped to the bottom, and the prince who knew the truth might not be able to help but cry.

But this kind of thing is obviously not within the scope of Lu Siyan's concern. He just felt surprised, tilted his head back comfortably, and squinted at Hovison, "Hey, have you practiced? The technique is pretty good." Finally, as a conclusion Another one with a long nasal voice, um, with an extremely lazy expression, the water drops on the eyelashes were wiped away by Huo Yingdi with his thumb, and the deliberately lowered voice was extremely sexy, "Really? More than that, you will know in the future." Lu Siyan obviously didn't believe it very much, he just gave a light snort, but the sound followed by his ears made him tremble uncontrollably, and the tips of his ears turned red slightly, "You Can you restrain yourself?"

The vicious tone that was almost roared obviously made the staff a little confused, and the red cheeks turned pale. After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, they asked tremblingly, "Did I do something wrong just now? How do you feel about Evil?" His complexion doesn’t look too good.” Female fans like to call brother Siyan or male god, and male fans are called King or Lu Siyan’s English name, and from the address, it can be confirmed that the handsome young man in front of him must be a fan of Lu Siyan, probably a A fanatic, with a mixture of obsession and worry in his eyes.

"Jiang Yuanpeng?" Howesen glanced sharply at the name on the work card, raised the corners of his lips, and smiled politely and distantly, "It has nothing to do with you, Siyan is a little bit angry, it's just that I didn't have a good rest last night, it's strange, why don't I remember There is a man named Jiang Yuanpeng in the production team." The male staff member who was very attentive before shook his body inexplicably and explained in embarrassment, "I have only been here for a few days, so... and the props team Personnel are replaced more frequently." Then he turned his head and left hastily, almost tripped by the camera halfway, Howesen stared at his back, with dark eyes flashing, that person was not at all like an ordinary fan, no matter his eyes, or The most suspicious thing about his walking posture is probably the nodding unknown thing popping out of his pocket,

"What are you looking at?" A clean bath towel was thrown over suddenly, Hovison turned his head and saw the child standing in front of him, his hair was messed up, with a kind of messy beauty, Lu Siyan followed his line of sight to look at the child who was already there The young man who was integrated into the staff frowned and said, "What? Do you know each other?" Hovison shook his head naturally, thought for a while and then reminded, "Pay attention to what appears around you these few days..." The last two words Before the words fell, Lu Siyan's eyes had already quietly fallen on him, and the eyes were enough to explain everything.

Howesen smiled helplessly, "Come here first, I'll dry your hair for you." Lu Siyan originally wanted to tell him that he would get wet again later anyway, but he couldn't say no to those doting eyes The two of them formed a world of their own, and the winner was quickly determined on the other end. Lin Chuya had always had the title of trump card in "Two Days and One Night", and even the male guests often lost to her. Against Zhang Jiajia, the result was predictable. As far as I know, the funniest thing is probably that Zhang Jiajia made a mistake before stepping on the floating platform, and even though he discussed to do it all over again, he only stayed on the floating platform for a few seconds before being pushed down by Lin Chuya. In the water, the pink team won the first game without any surprise.

Then in the second game, Lu Li played a little trick against Chen Yifan, and suddenly widened his eyes and pretended to be terrified and said, "Look behind you, this kind of childish trick, I thought Chen Yifan wouldn't be fooled, but in the end he really did." Foolishly turned around, swept his legs over, and fell into the water with a duang sound. Lu Siyan didn't release any more water this time, and simply and neatly dealt with Yang Zitao who had forgotten his identity as an undercover agent and planned to have a good time. Even Howesen's opponent Jiang Yu was pushed away by him Going down, Huo Yingdi looked at him dotingly all the time, and only when Jiang Yu wanted to pull Lu Siyan's wrist heavily, he grabbed the child's waist and stepped back a little. In the end, it was Lin Chuya's turn to set off, and the people in his team They were all killed, and Lu Li, who was at the front, was looking at her with a smirk on his face.

Everyone knows that the two most shameless regular guests in "Two Days and One Night" are Lu Li and Yang Zitao. Come up" but mercilessly pushed Lin Chuya down with his hands, with such force that the splash of water was higher than when Yang Zitao fell into the water before, and Lin Chuya who managed to get out of the water was so angry that he cursed several times A blocked swear word, regardless of the end of the game, he rushed forward and dragged Lu Li down. The two became one in the water, and finally turned into a chase.

The author has something to say: the third round didn't start until more than ten minutes later, and the strategy of all-in-one was still used to release the water. The four of them fell into the swimming pool together. He stretched out his hand and dragged his teammate down, acting as a godly assist, and finally met the elderly and Jiang Yu, Lu Li suddenly had a look of lovelessness on his face, "What are you doing, I thought it would make you Chu Ya and I compare, how can we get such a brute." Although the words were realized in time and the volume was lowered, Jiang Yu still listened to him, and completely put out his merciless thoughts, before Lu Lu Li climbed up to the floating platform and pushed the person down with all his strength, bubbling.

"Hey, you guy is really good at it? I don't know how to respect the old and love the young." Lin Chuya, who stayed in the water to watch the battle, interrupted the protest, "You have the nerve to say, you forgot just now What did you do to me?" The bad girl turned her wrist, as if she was going to take revenge, Lu Li laughed a few times, and subconsciously shrank behind Howesen and Lu Siyan, "Well, friendship comes first and competition comes second, daughter, Dad handed you the towel just now, right? I just reacted instinctively, I couldn’t control that hand..." It’s okay if I don’t explain, Lin Chuya’s entire face turned black when she said this, and from the nasal cavity Squeezing out a cold snort, Lu Li saw that the situation was not good, and quickly turned on the dog planer mode again, desperately paddling towards the shore, there was a sound at the other end, and then the director's voice sounded, "Everyone has worked hard, today's shooting is over here. "