Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

It was the yellow team's turn, and the outside runway had been set up, with a five-meter-long shiatsu board, and then a hanging clothes line, with shirts and trousers in the basin next to it, and finally, steaming pasta.

"Ladies first, let's choose the princess first. I think table tennis and hanging clothes look quite simple." Zhang Jiajia immediately understood the implication of Lu Li's words, and took the initiative to choose the second one. To be honest, she was a little bit Afraid of being assigned to a two-person event, one centimeter, if you don't pay attention, you will have to touch your lips. She really wants to get in touch with Lu Siyan, but is she still staring at him without seeing anyone in the main room?How dare... Wait, it seems that something messed in. So in my heart, the two people are already a couple?

"Old people like me are really suitable for lighter projects, the ones that don't require brains or effort." Lu Li followed him, his eyes were always glued to the other end and still curling up just out of the pot. On the hot noodles, there is a layer of tempting seafood soup poured on it, which will definitely arouse the gluttons in anyone's stomach. Lu Li licked his mouth, looking like he really wanted to eat, "It looks delicious Looks good, and it's not too hard."

Everyone thought that he would choose pasta without hesitation, but Lu Li actually stood directly on the starting line, pretending to do stretching exercises, and urged the two teammates who were still idle, "Siyan, you He Dashen also hurriedly prepared, we fight for it once, and before Taotao comes, we will strangle them in the cradle."

One-off?So now I want to kiss Hovison, ah bah, have you eaten noodles?Lu Siyan was stunned for two seconds, subconsciously looked at the black-haired young man standing beside him, his eyes were a bit complicated, there was nothing he could do, people who had been in the entertainment industry for a long time would always habitually conspire when encountering things, such as : In fact, someone put pressure on the program team to deliberately set up such a game project. After all, the noodle eating game has just appeared in the past few episodes. It seems quite possible.

Facing Lu Siyan's eyes that were obviously full of doubts, the film king showed a serious face, pursed his lips slightly, his pupils were dark, and he couldn't see that his heart was bubbling at all, and he was fantasizing about eating the child over and over again. Of course, the conditions for this meeting are just a kiss in front of millions of viewers across the country.

"Hey, hey, we're still standing here. Is it really okay to say it so directly?" Lin Chuya immediately protested, and Jiang Yu, who was pushed by her elbow, also reacted and started to play the family card, "Brother, Zitao’s scenes today are few enough, do you have the heart to let him not even have a chance to appear? Or wait until he arrives to start again, do you remember the last time Zitao and I played a noodle eating game? We failed, right? , so you can let us go first, we will make a sample for you first, and Chuya is very good at drying clothes, let her give Jiajia a tutor first."

"Yes, yes, yes, I will do that, give us another 10 minutes."

"How about 5 minutes? 5 minutes is fine."

Subtitle: Two people who do anything to buy time.

"You guys are purely self-inflicted. This is the fate of abandoning your teammates hahaha, so it may not be useful to say that you arrive first. Why don't you wait for Zitao to come over now, so you can have a snack next time." Lu Li was unmoved. , continue to fill the plastic tube with bullets, ah bah, ping pong balls, the tone is completely gloating, when the eyes fall on Chu Ya's daughter who is trying to suppress her anger, Dad Lu rolled his eyes, and the bad idea came again, " Chu Ya, otherwise you'll act like a spoiled child, and I'll consider waiting for you for a few more minutes."

"Okay." The young warrior Lin Chuya was also unambiguous, and directly put her fists on her face, shaking her head from side to side, and choked her throat and called Ouba twice. Seeing that Lu Li didn't nod, she just continued her efforts and acted like a baby. Three-piece suit, bunny ears, cat meowing, and a dangling arm. A screenshot was posted next to it. It was the last time I played downhill, and several men started to retreat. Only Queen Chuya took the lead, full of arrogance. The disdainful expression, um... In stark contrast, the VJ who was following the film was so frightened that he took half a step back, and his back directly touched the tripod. In the later stage, special effects of blushing were added to him.

"Ha...hahaha... It's really interesting no matter how many times you watch it." Lu Li laughed so hard that he almost got out of breath, and finally shook his head in Lin Chuya's expectant eyes, and said righteously, "No, You are so insincere in coquettishness, you have to be at Yurika's level, did you scare Brother Zhenyu? He is unqualified." Jiang Yu seemed to have expected the result, and began to talk with great wit slip by.

Yurika is a member of the girl group from the previous program. She is best at being coquettish and cute. She said that she has an invincible charm that melts men's hearts. Any action can make people shout kawaii. The VJ who was named was afraid of being burned. Quickly explained, "I just accidentally tripped and fell, and I wasn't scared." The last sentence seemed a bit redundant.

Seeing that Lin Chuya's face had become gloomy, and her body was full of depression, Lu Li was still adding fuel to the scene, "Sure enough, daughter, you are not suitable for being cute, what can you do in the future, return to the goddess, it seems I have to add another sutra, if you want me to say, you should have followed Yu well last time..." Before the name could be spoken, the other party interrupted impatiently, "Just tell me if you can extend the time?"

"Ha...haha, what..." Lu Li pondered for a while, his eyes shifted back and forth between Lin Chuya and Lu Siyan Howesen standing on the other side, and said with a sneer, "I can't decide on such an important matter alone, can I? Even if I agree, Siyan and the others will definitely... After all, everyone is on the same team, and I can at most get one vote. Anyway, even if Taotao comes, you may not be able to succeed in the challenge. Maybe it will be faster without him. .”

"Brother, are you trying to say that my acting like a baby just now doesn't count?" No matter how sweet the smile on the face is, it cannot be denied that Lin Chuya has already started to exercise her muscles and bones, and she can hear the crisp sound of her fingers. Lu Li swallowed Salivating, deliberately pretending not to hear or see, continued to fill the plastic tube with ping pong balls, and waited for the last yellow ball to go into the tube before saying solemnly, "Chu Ya, move aside, Don't hold back, I'm going to start a challenge." Those who don't know may think that he is going to do something big.

"Why did you come here?" Lu Siyan was still thinking about how to get rid of the noodles safely and quickly later on. One centimeter still seems quite long, so if you pay attention, you won't be able to kiss him, right?As a result, he turned around and found that Jiang Yu, who was supposed to be there, had stood next to him at some point.

"Ah?" Jiang Yu was staring at Lin Chuya and Lu Li who were facing each other with piercing eyes. When he heard someone telling him to come back to his senses, his eyes lit up immediately when he saw that it was Lu Siyan. His tone was excited and gloating, "Chu Ya's face has changed, Brother Lu is still adding fuel to the fire, I'm sure he's going to be beaten soon."

It seemed that he was talking about the excitement, and he couldn't help raising his hand to pat Lu Siyan on the shoulder, but the distance between the two of them was suddenly opened, and Jiang Yu still maintained the posture of reaching out, er... it seems that there is It's so embarrassing. Although he didn't say anything to Huo Yingdi's cold and indifferent eyes, his dark eyes gave people a sense of oppression inexplicably. Jiang Yu silently retracted his paws. Will Brother Lu be beaten? I don't know, but there is always a feeling that if I really met it just now, I would suffer immediately. I hope it is an illusion.

The other protagonist of the incident, Lu Siyan, also felt quite baffled, and wanted to stare at the culprit, but the current posture of the two of them was ambiguous and awkward, and the movements that were easy to do in the past could not be put into practice. Concentrating on the two people over there, that person seemed to know this too, the hands around his waist tightened more and more, Lu Siyan could clearly feel the heat of the other's palm and the shape of those fingers.

At this moment, the silver-gray-haired young man almost fell into the arms of the stern young man, forming a standard back-to-back hug. There are obviously many CP fans of the two in the production team. Lu Siyan has already heard more than one female voice screaming. , yelling about what goes well with it, how sweet it is, words that are often seen on forum Weibo.

During the chat before, Howesson mentioned Venus CP. Although he said he was not interested at the time, he couldn’t hold back his curiosity. Later, Lu Siyan secretly registered a small account and entered it in fansclub. The posts are almost all headlines with bold and straightforward titles, such as:

#Be your best minister, lick my wounds#

#高甜夫夫 Variety Show Same Frame, Don’t Counseling Just Do It#

#My soul and ** are controlled by you#

#皇冠给你, You Are My Supreme King#

#Looking forward to being touched by you, devoured by you, savored by you#

#From now on, all your trembling and moaning/groaning will only belong to me#

Just like that sentence, although there are various words on the mouth, but the body is honest, Lu Siyan complained about those titles and moved the mouse to click in. There are all kinds of edited videos and photos, which can be called a dazzling array. Said, the forum is really full of talents, the two people have different circles, and there are some small conflicts, so they rarely, or almost never have the same stage, but they are posted many photos in the same frame, side by side, hugging , holding hands, looking at each other, feeding... There is no sense of discord at all, as if the two should be a couple.

The one with the most replies was cut from "Celebration". The mv is roughly about a group of young men and women having a carnival all night, alcohol, tobacco, perfume... all kinds of flavors are mixed together, throwing away troubles, having fun, but sticking to it bottom line.

The technology emperor directly dug out one of the extras, and replaced it with the scene of Huo Yingdi in a certain movie:

Abandoned underground parking lot, barbed wire, dust, surrounded by worn-out tires and oil drums, and antique cars that should not appear in this era with colorful graffiti. The blond young man surrounded by the crowd tilted his head slightly, A cluster of white smoke was ignited at the fingertips, and most of his face was shrouded in the mist. His eyes were careless, hazy and glamorous. The black-haired stern young man kneeling on one knee was glued to his body. Two equally perfect hands Holding them together, the knuckles are distinct, and the blue blood vessels are entangled and intertwined...

With all my love and devotion, the only request is that you be mine, body and mind.

I have to admit that appearance is really important. The picture that made people want to chop off the salty pig's hand immediately turned into an aesthetic dream when it was replaced by Huo Yingdi, but it was full of shock and pink, even though you know That person is what he hates, but Lu Siyan's heart still trembled subconsciously when he saw the photo for the first time, and he didn't even have the slightest feeling of disgust and resistance. It seems that being in the same frame with Hovison is not as unacceptable as I imagined...

As if aware that he was distracted, the arms around his waist tightened silently again, just pressing on the sensitive part of the waist, Lu Siyan's earlobes were immediately covered with a light pink layer, and withdrew his thoughts, and broke free for a while. In response, considering that the two of them were still on the show, he didn't use much force, but Lu Siyan always hated this feeling of being controlled by others. Fortunately, before he got angry, Huo Yingdi's cold voice came from his ear, " There is water on the ground, you almost stepped on it just now." It seemed to be explaining.

Following his line of sight, there was indeed a large puddle of water where Jiang Yu was standing, and even the edges of the shoes were stained with black and gray stains. Lu Siyan was not unreasonable, and when he came to the mouth, he replaced it with concise words. Two words, "let go."

"Okay." Howesen pursed his lips, looked away from Jiang Yu, who was full of innocence, and landed on the small scar at the corner of the child's mouth that had begun to scab. It looks more red and attractive, especially the staring eyes, like a proud little beast, which made him want to pamper, spoil, and drown, but he really couldn't hold back, the hand around his waist loosened , and then the hand went directly towards the other side's raised hair, as if smoothing the hair.

Lu Siyan often tossed his hair, changing the color every three to five times, and the styling became very frequent. Logically speaking, the hair quality should become poor, but it turned out that it feels good to the touch, soft, and a little bit soft. It feels fluffy, like the little tuft of hair on the tip of a squirrel's tail. Hoveson couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, the arc was so gentle that Jiang Yu, who had just been baptized by the cold light not long ago, shivered subconsciously, wait, step on it It was obviously him who was in the water, and Lu Siyan didn't even touch his toes, but seeing that Huo Dashen was obviously in a good mood, he still decided not to speak.

So... are these two people really in a relationship as they say on the Internet?The rock king and national movie star seem to be a good match in terms of their identities, and their appearance is also in tune. Standing together is really pleasing to the eye, and there is no need to deliberately pose, but this way, fans of the two should cry, right?The two most handsome male gods in the circle are actually messing with each other, how many innocent girls' hearts must be hurt, and young boys must be added, after all, Lu Siyan's fans are almost evenly divided between men and women, and there must be rumors about him in Europe and America every now and then. In terms of scandals, especially in the fashion circle, a gossip magazine once made statistics, basically one out of every ten people has an ideal type filling Lu Siyan, regardless of gender.

Think about it carefully, if it's Huo Yingdi, at least it's not cheap for foreigners, right?Thinking about it this way, Jiang Yu instantly felt more psychologically balanced. Who would have guessed that a person who looks like a super handsome man would have such rich mental activities, so Lu Siyan's eyes only stayed on him for two seconds and immediately moved away. The weird person in front of him seemed to be much more normal than Huo Weisen, Huo Yingdi was quite happy, he wished that the children could only see him alone.

"Chu Ya's brand of acting like a baby, only [-] yuan."

"Papa Lu's turning point is as abrupt as ever."

"Thank the heavens and the earth. Fortunately, Zhang Jiajia and Lu Li chose table tennis and drying clothes."

"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that Zhang Jiajia and Huo Yingdi looked at each other."

"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, it will make the great god go home and kneel on the keyboard."

"It's really pasta!!! Did the show crew hear our prayers?"

"The screenshots are ready, and don't snatch them from me."

"The two hugged in the corner just now, ah, ah, the old man's girlish heart."

"Why didn't you kiss me? Bad review!"

"Sure enough, it's a black-bellied attack, the great god is so indifferent."

"That's all superficial, maybe I've already thought about various poses in my heart."

"A fairy guiding the way or Guanyin sitting on a lotus?"

"Pure, I can no longer understand what you are talking about."

On the other side, Lin Chuya stepped aside without saying a word, and her anger seemed to be extinguished suddenly. Although Lu Li vaguely felt that something was wrong, he didn't think much about it. He opened his mouth to challenge and prepared his posture. Before that foot could land on the finger-pressing board, a forward force suddenly came from his buttocks, which mercilessly made him throw himself forward. The plastic tube Of the ten ping pong balls in the game, there were only two survivors left in an instant.

It was hard for him to stabilize his figure. Thanks to his good balance, Uncle Lu didn't care about the table tennis anymore, and blushed and shouted at the culprit, "Ah! Lin Chuya, you are a girl, how can you Playing dirty tricks behind your back? Do you still have any conscience? You actually play a sneak attack, this is a foul! Do you know the foul?"

"I didn't say you can't make trouble. Look at the mission, choose one person from the team... and there is no rule that the people next to you can't participate." Queen Chu Ya's expression remained unchanged, and she couldn't see at all that no, the evidence of the crime was returned. It stood there, she didn't even put on her sneakers after kicking the person, she just stepped on the shiatsu board like that, next to the subtitle: A real man without pain nerves.

"You are talking too much, I don't care, it's because of you that the ball fell out." Lu Li also started to play tricks, and sat on the ground without leaving. He reminded aloud, "It's time, the challenge failed." It was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, which stunned Lu Li, and Lin Chuya next to him gloated, "Look, if you continued to challenge just now, what would you say? Maybe it will be successful, now there is absolutely no chance, let’s make way, it’s our team’s turn.”

Seeing that his teammates were staring at him, Lu Li hurriedly made up for his mistakes, and pinned his last hope on the PD, "Just now their team fouled, there was no intention to make trouble, I asked to do it again, don't you want to see Siyan and Dashen Do you want to eat pasta? Chu Ya and Jiang Yu have something interesting to see, how boring their challenge is, I’m already tired of it.” The two people who were labeled as boring said in unison, “Brother, you want us to press your face to the ground now. Is it on the fingerboard?"

The hard-hearted PD can't be moved by just a few words, and finally decided to challenge the fan team, and added another rule to the rules: no kicking or pushing people are allowed, and Jiang Yu is the one who will perform two challenges at the same time. Seeing that Lu Li agreed so straightforwardly, Lin Chuya also guessed that he must have some tricks, so she simply skipped the fingerboard and chose a safer place to dry clothes. easy to fall.

It was obviously an excuse, but the single-celled Jiang Yu actually believed it. He geared up and said that he would definitely succeed the first time, and let Lin Chuya take over in the second round. After he gritted his teeth and endured the pain, he finally walked to the acupressure board for three points In the second position, a blocker suddenly rushed out. Without saying a word, he slapped the plastic tube in his hand and slapped it away. The young man captured by the camera was obviously still distracted, his eyelashes trembling, he couldn't understand the situation at all, and let Hovison take away the yellow ball in his hand. This scene was later made into a dynamic picture.

"Beep beep——" Jiang Yu on the other end was already so angry that he began to swear, and he threw the only two ping-pong balls left in his hand at Lu Li, and the two ran around on the acupressure board. Chen Yifan, who was watching the movie happily, was involved. Although he was wearing shoes, the enhanced version of the acupressure board was still powerful. Chen Yifan, who was lucky enough to experience it, distorted his whole face. Brother Dafan.

"Chu Ya is so ruthless, that kick went straight through."

"Papa Lu: Unfilial daughter.

Lin Chuya: Oh, really? "

"Little Angel Siyan's expression brightened, take a screenshot."

"Ping-pong: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was hugged by my husband."

"Ping-pong, you will be fucked like this."

"The Great God really spoils his wife all the time."

"Why can it be so sweet? I suddenly started to believe in love again."

"In the future, if anyone dares to say that there is no jq between these two people, I will smear him with shit, ah bah, dog food."

"No, I'm full!"

"Please care for the little animals."

"As long as everyone contributes a little love, this world will become a better world."

"How can such a little dog food satisfy me?"

"Little goblin, you light the fire and put it out yourself."

"Sit up and move yourself."

"Say it, you want it."

The bullet screen was inexplicably crooked, full of the standard sentence pattern of the domineering president. After 5 minutes of starting the challenge again, it was still the turn of the yellow team. The task requirements added a resignation: no physical contact is allowed, I am afraid that this situation can only be seen in "Two Days and One Night".

This time, Gu Li repeatedly patted his chest and expressed that he would definitely succeed, and kept urging Lu Siyan and Ho Wesson to go over and wait, "Don't worry, no one is making trouble this time, I'm sure it will be done in 30 seconds, no, it can be done in 20 seconds , Eating noodles is very simple, just close your eyes and bite hard into the middle, they are all men anyway, so it doesn't matter if you kiss them." The last sentence received an appreciative look from the actor.

"Siyan, wait a minute..." Chen Yifan, who had just got off the acupressure board, leaned over to remind his friend cryptically, but Howesen glanced at him lightly, and the words immediately changed to "Come on, yes, Brother Dafan" He was shamefully embarrassed, and Lu Siyan also felt that something was wrong. His eyes wandered back and forth between the two of them, and finally he couldn't think of a reason. He said jokingly, "Brother Yifan, did you forget something? We are now Opponent, is it possible that you want to switch to my team?"

"Ha... haha... There's no need to change it, the fan team already sent someone." Chen Yifan laughed a few times, what is the opponent, did you almost kill me with his eyes without looking at your family?Hurry up and take him away. Fortunately, Lu Siyan seemed to have heard the prayer in his heart, and directly turned to greet Hovison, "Let's go."

To be honest, Lu Siyan doesn't really want to participate in this kind of ambiguous game, but it doesn't seem suitable to be a partner with any two people. Zhang Jiajia is a girl, and Lu Li has been married for several years, and the children can play. Soy sauce, so it seems that only I and Hovison are left to consider, one centimeter, if I pay more attention, I don't need to really kiss, right?

When the two of them sat down, Lu Li outside had already rang the gong, shouted a challenge, and said harsh words to the fan team, "I don't think you need to wait for Taotao, anyway, there is no chance." As a result, the enhanced version of the small bamboo shoot made him bounce like an electric shock when he stepped on it. Not to mention the crooked walk, the ping-pong ball also swayed left and right in the glass tube, and every time he landed, he was accompanied by a string of ah ah ah Crying in pain, Jiang Yu, who was watching the battle, also started making troubles.

"Brother, you really look like a screaming chicken, the kind that makes a sound when you press it."

"It's this expression, it's more similar."

"Yeah, Jiang Yu, can you shut up?"

"Brother, it's about to fall! The left, the left, no, the right, the right is about to come out."

"Another ball dropped, there are only eight left, be careful!"

"Just go back and forget it, it's still early anyway."

"Go away, @!#$%^&*+#^." The latter half of the sentence is poor in subtitles, and the translation is incompetent.

Although Jiang Yu interfered, causing Lu Li to drop another ping pong ball at the last moment, but the final judgment result was seven, so it was barely passed. Zhang Jiajia did not have much to laugh about. She has a good sense of direction and good flexibility. After the first attempt failed and the trousers were thrown onto the camera, they immediately found the feeling and succeeded one after another. It took only 68 seconds to go to the second session, so as long as there is no major problem, the yellow team should be able to succeed.

"Siyan, I'll pay you to eat top-quality steaks, no, premium steaks, let's give up here."

"Yes, yes, what kind of pasta are two big men eating? It would be bad if they kissed."

"That's right, Taotao hasn't arrived yet, you should give him a chance anyway, it's so boring to win directly."

The lot drawn by Lu Siyan was a [-]cm seafood noodle. Seeing that the two of them had already bitten one end of the noodle and chewed slowly towards the middle, Lin Chuya and Jiang Yu immediately started making trouble again, giving various reasons to make the noodle Lu Siyan gave up the mission, there is a word called the method of aggressiveness, the distance was gradually shortened, and Lu Siyan could feel the other party's breath brushing against the side of his face and was about to bite off the noodles, when he heard this, he moved forward two millimeters, almost It reached the point of kissing with a slight movement, but it was obviously not close to a centimeter.

The ten-second countdown started at the other end, and the red numbers gradually became smaller...

The author has something to say: I punched five centimeters and it turned out to be jade/stem. I think my input method may be infected with a virus.

Thank you for not waking up, ink and wash, and ●△● baby’s mines~mua