Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

"Actually, you really don't need to add the last part of the sentence. I already know that he is more handsome than me." Having seen such a charismatic entertainer, even cold-blooded writers and iron-faced PDs fell, Lu Li also followed his previous trick, deliberately pretending not to hear, and repeated, "Which sentence? Do you say you are much uglier?"

Jiang Yu from the same team immediately made up the knife, "To be honest, Taotao, your hairstyle looks like an old lady, with a parted head in the middle. It looks like a wide forehead and a big face."

"Does she look like an old maid in the cold palace?"

"Shouldn't she be a court lady who sweeps the floor? Being able to enter the cold palace at least shows that she was favored before. When she grows up like Taotao, which emperor can do it well, no, she can do it well."

"What kind of maid, do you really think that you don't pick your looks when you enter the palace?"

"Sure enough, it still depends on the person. If you change it to Siyan, it might look a lot better."

"Actually, it's useless to change any hairstyle if you are ugly. Look at Taotao, who is purely disabled. Even Jelley can't save it in person."

The Jelley mentioned in the words is a well-known stylist in France, who has done styling for many big-name stars, even the rainbow fish that the royal princess O'Carrie Herries was at the charity dinner, which was sought after by the upper class. The bones and hair are all from his hands. It can be said that he has become a representative of fashion and trends. He is called the golden scissors. It is said that his hands have the magical power of turning decay into magic, which can make any girl who is not beautiful at first become The sweet princess, in the later period, she thoughtfully uploaded Jelley's profile picture, added broadband tears, and said that the concubine couldn't do it.

"Hey, you people are really serious, why are you embarrassing Jelley?"

"That's right, Brother Lu, don't you want to smash someone's signboard? Jelley should cry."

With the leadership of the elders, Jiang Yu and Lin Chuya also immediately joined the team that hurt the youngest every day. Zhang Jiajia even said something amazing. The original intention was to comfort Yang Zitao who was hit hard, but the result should be that the hairstyle is not suitable. Fortunately, let him immediately turn into a small fire-breathing tyrannosaurus, and go directly to the culprit Lu Li, yelling that you are the ugliest, you are the ugliest, Lu Li is not to be outdone, directly grabs his cheeks and wipes his face Pulled into all kinds of weird shapes, typical of talking less and doing more.

"Taotao, your hairstyle looks like shit today, the kind that is still steaming."

"Ni Hurry up and don't let Kai go."

"You straighten your tongue before you speak."

"Lu Li, you beep beep beep!"

The two are rolling around on the ground very childishly, Xiaofen punches one after another, you come and go, it is exactly the same as the scene of kindergarten children grabbing toys, the picture is so hard to look directly at.

The barrage is also crazy.

"Brother, please be merciful and let us Taotao go."

"Looking at it this way, Zitao's hairstyle is really a bit like a lazy sheep."

"Hahaha, the buddies upstairs are talented."

"What the hell is beep beep? Has Taotao also turned into a delinquent boy?"

"Chu Ya, hurry up and stop your idiot brother!"

"Evil shield, I'm just curious about what the scolding is about."

"Papa Lu and his silly son fight each other everyday (1/1)"

"Sure enough, hairstyle is everything."

"Lu Li: Your hairstyle today is amazing.

Yang Zitao: You beep beep beep—”

"This meme is enough to laugh for a year, I bet fifty cents, tomorrow's trending search will definitely be #杨子涛新发#"

"No no no, the style of painting may also be like this, #杨子涛藏#"

"Sack of bridge beans, Taotao, where do you put your hands? You unfilial son."

"Navel orange!!!"

"Pay attention to the influence, this is a regular educational program for children!"

"Bureau of Radio, Film and Television: Excuse me, please come with us."

"Why aren't Huo Dashen and Siyan in the camera? I want to see the husband and wife interacting."

"Howison: My daughter-in-law, don't show it."

"May I ask which type of daughter-in-law you are talking about, Ningbo Lu Siyan?"

"Hi everyone, I'm Yantai Lu Siyan."

As for the two people who were not captured by the camera, they were standing in the corner watching the battle. Of course, Lu Siyan was the only one watching the battle, and Hovison next to him just stared at him in a daze.

"You seem to be very happy?" The ribbon has been dismantled violently by Lu Siyan, and each of them has a new one on their wrists, which are covered by their sleeves. Although Huo Weisen was a little disappointed in his heart, he still didn't show it on his face. Cold and abstinent, when the camera sweeps over, he will show a polite smile.

His shell is much more mature than Lu Siyan's. If Lu Siyan wants to describe it as a phoenix fire, with a golden flame heart and surrounding flames, giving people an indescribable feeling of astonishment, then Hovison is probably a glass of wine. , a blend of black and white, exudes a mixed flavor of agave, lemongrass, and patchouli, which happens to be the type that women are most obsessed with.

To a certain extent, there are indeed many more adult women among Hovison fans than Lu Siyan. Even Lin Chuya, who had been calling Lu Siyan a male god before, unceremoniously changed her name after seeing Hovison's appearance. A new male god was appointed, and he repeated what he said before, yelling that all the good-looking people should be in a group, and there should be a balance. Of course, it is not ruled out for the sake of the program effect.

Seeing that the camera was focusing on the two people who were fighting at the other end, Hoveson immediately moved to Lu Siyan's side without a sound, stood closer, and began to foolishly guess what perfume his sweetheart was wearing today, a bit like cologne , but there is a sweet, tempting smell like rum. I don’t know what restricted-level picture came to my mind. You Guang, when Lu Siyan looked over, he regained his composure, as if he was simply curious.

"Why? Is there a rule that I can't laugh? I'm just more interested in the next game, and it has nothing to do with you." Lu Siyan didn't think too much, twirling his fingers on the ribbon tied into a bow, his tone casual, There was also a bit of arrogance in his expression, his slightly squinted eyes squinted over, with a kind of arrogance and unbearable coquettishness, which almost made Hovison uncontrollably press directly on him, and he finally understood the network What is the meaning of the above sentence that is all pampered and willful? There is such a king, even if he is himself, he is willing to fight for him.

Lu Siyan never likes to wear lipstick, he thinks it is girly, and the makeup artist is quite helpless when he meets such an idol. Fortunately, his lips are already beautiful, the standard lips are kissed, the lips are slightly raised, and they are so bright red that they look like they have painted the last lip balm. The bright colors are bright, of course, this is indoors, and it will become redder when blown by the wind, like plump red cherries still covered with dew, making people want to lean over to suck out the juice, Hovison's attention at this moment will be I was completely attracted by the child's constantly opening and closing lips, and my mind was full of thoughts, and I didn't understand what the other party said at all. Of course, as a film king with connotation and acting skills, his face still had an expression of restraint , not even the slightest change in the eyes.

To be honest, Lu Siyan is really looking forward to the next part, and even started to move around. For an artist who has only participated in one indoor variety show since his debut, the sudden release of the ban by the company is tantamount to escaping from a cage. Birds, I can't wait to fly to high places.

Seeing that Howesen was sullen and silent, and even looked away, looking away, as if he was impatient to talk to him again, the arrogant child became unhappy again. Although his tone was a little blunt, he was more than Thinking about the last forced kiss, it was already considered as a way of saving face, and he was ashamed to show his face to himself. He was really capable. He didn't know that Howesson was trying his best to suppress the sudden desire in his heart, and didn't want to temporarily stop shooting and run to the bathroom Use the five-finger girl to solve the problem.

Lu Siyan always said something, didn't bother to cover up his emotions and preferences, and immediately frowned and looked at Hovison, with a hint of threat in his tone, "Also, although the two of us are forced to be separated due to helplessness. I've reached a group, but you better not hold me back." Look at this ability to turn right and wrong, it's obvious that I tied ribbons to people's wrists, and now I feel ashamed to say that I have no choice but to do so.

"Okay, I promise I won't hold you back, if you want to win." Hovison didn't care at all about his benevolent tone, anyway, his daughter-in-law just wanted to pamper, spoil and let him leave. If you don't blame yourself, especially an awkward beauty like Lu Siyan who is arrogant, vicious and still refuses to admit her mistakes, she has to smooth her hair, at most get back on the bed, so he will smile softly and dotingly, The corners of the mouth were raised several times, and even those eyes were like an impenetrable net, tightly wrapping someone's heart.

Compared with the two female guests who had already tried on the crystal crown, Howesson felt that Lu Siyan was more suitable to sit on the throne, wearing a crown full of beads and glittering gold on his head, wearing a beautiful dress, and holding a golden crown in his hand. Sweeping the scepter casually makes people want to prostrate on the ground.

In fact, what he wants to do more now is to press the child directly on the beauty's couch, gag that Hongyan's mouth fiercely, so that he can't say any hurtful words other than whimpering and moaning, It would be best to kiss him so hard to breathe, the nasal cavity to whimper like a small animal, every inch of the mouth is filled with his own taste, and then carefully suck the dripping saliva from the corners of the mouth. , go down the neck, put the small Adam's apple in the mouth and lick and kiss, and naturally take care of the two red cherries on the chest, tear off the clothes that block the eyes, and watch the child soften into a puddle of spring water under her body, The whole body is glowing with layers of attractive pink.

As for those two slender legs that Bai Shengsheng likes to pick and kick the weak parts of the human body, it is time to take a good rest, as long as they are coiled around their waists to withstand more and more violent impacts. No matter how hard it is, it can only be imprisoned between the arms, isn't it?At most, drag the ankle and pull it back vigorously, smashing the meat so that the shiny liquid mixed with white foam falls on the ground, or else just ask the program team later if they can borrow it back for use, Oh, no, let it go for a long time?Wait, half a day should not be enough, or two days is better, you can try different postures.

Naturally, Lu Siyan didn't know what colorful things the film king had made up in his head, but he felt that the other party was staring at him and smiling more and more annoyingly, and it was a bit weird, and suddenly the image of the two people trying on clothes last time appeared in his mind. The shot in the room, bah, it was the kiss, think about it carefully, this guy Hoveson has filmed so many scenes, and he should have lost his first kiss with different actresses, right? Big loss?Lu Siyan, whose thinking went astray for no reason, became upset, and his words became more impolite, "Just talk, what are you doing with such a lewd smile? Are you thinking about an actress again?"

Caught off guard, Huo Yingdi, who was labeled lewd/slutty, took two seconds to react. In fact, he really wanted to say something wronged, daughter-in-law, I was just thinking of you, but looking at the child's face, which is obviously full of displeasure He decided not to speak for now, the atmosphere was pretty good before, why did he get angry all of a sudden, didn't it mean that only women are capricious?

To put it all together, this is actually a misunderstanding. Everyone in the show business circle knows that Hovison never takes on intimate scenes. The first question he asked before choosing the script was whether there were any kissing scenes/scenes. The director thought he liked these at first Things, mysteriously promised that as long as Hoveson is willing to take the filming, I will add as much kiss scene as I want, and kiss until I am satisfied. A romantic kiss in the water will be fine. The tofu was still good, and then he was brought up, no exaggeration, it was really brought up by the black-clothed bodyguards by the collar.

For Howesson, dedication is one thing, but the biggest scale he can accept is limited to hugging and stroking. Unexpectedly, the effect of the shooting is not bad, it has completely reached the level of fake and real, and there is no need to modify it. There have been actresses who wanted to use this to stir up some news, such as #胡维森情不励自己, the set and the heroine真相##假赛真做，大神已经名草有主##胡维森秘密女友控见，许是新剧女主# This kind of explosive topic, but it’s a pity that, without exception, they were all killed in the cradle inside.

So that was actually Huo Yingdi's first kiss that day, even though it was the first kiss he forcibly dedicated, as for the so-called proficiency in kissing skills in Lu Siyan's eyes, it was entirely due to a man's nature, and it just broke out after holding it in for so long. With the help of calcium tablets, last time, the subordinate who encouraged him to grab the endorsement with his wife and almost turned against each other, in order to make up for his mistakes, Hoveson only watched a small fresh campus movie at the beginning. At the beginning, I felt that it was meaningless to leave it in the computer and didn’t care about it. I took advantage of this period of time to make up all of it. What else could be the reason? What should I do if I call to stop at a critical moment?

In just a few minutes, the first two people had already finished fighting and were shaking hands to make peace. Of course, the routine king Luli certainly couldn't stop so easily, so he repeated his plan and took the opportunity of tidying up the microphone to get a message from Yang Zitao's clothes. The hem got in and slapped him. The sound of slap couldn't be louder. It made people laugh even more with the messy hair of the chicken nest and the confused expression on the face. Not only the regular MCs of "Two Days One Night" laughed out loud Even Zhang Jiajia, who was trying to maintain the image of a goddess because of the presence of the male god, laughed, which happened to be captured by the camera.

Zhang Jiajia's appearance tends to be pure and bright, with a standard oval face, unlike those stereotyped Internet celebrity faces, his chin is a little rounded, but the arc looks beautiful, a pair of big eyes, watery, and he purses his lips when he smiles, slightly Showing a few clean and white teeth, she happens to be the kind of first-love beauty who can arouse the pity of men the most. Seeing that everyone's eyes are suddenly focused on her, even Lu Siyan and Hovison also looked over, and her cheeks are immediately visible to the naked eye. The speed is red, like a freshly picked apple with a blush.

"Wow, Sister Jiajia actually laughed!" Yang Zitao exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world, and he didn't care about his hair and clothes anymore. My lord princess, I will definitely help you win today, and I will trample Miss Chuya under my feet." Before Zhang Jiajia could answer, he was slapped unceremoniously on the forehead.

"Who!? Who hit me, stand up, let's fight one-on-one." Yang Zitao reacted quickly, his eyes immediately scanned the several people standing in front of him like a radar, and finally stopped on Lu Siyan, his tone was firm, "Oh , I see, you must be jealous of my beauty, I think I, Ningbo Lu Siyan, are not in vain, I have never seen such a big storm." Before he finished speaking, he was hit again in the same position, this time he was beaten completely in a daze Living.

"I really can't bear it this time." Lin Chuya was still wearing that white dress, her high heels were on the pedals, her eyes were full of threats, she was completely unscrupulous girl, "Brother recently Is it itchy again? Huh? Ningbo Lu Siyan, right? Also, who did you say you were going to step on? I didn’t hear you clearly, so please say it again.”

"No, sister, there is nothing, you must have heard it wrong." Yang Zitao kept shaking his head, but Jiang Yu and Lu Li were still adding fuel and vinegar by the side. After finally turning the page, Lu Li suddenly remembered an important thing "By the way, Siyan seems to have left a middle mark when filming the MV before, right?" After he reminded him, Jiang Yu immediately remembered, "Yes, yes, the little prince of the nightclub in "Kisses" , Great God, have you seen it?"

The topic was thrown on Hovison quietly, and the camera and eyes focused on it. Lu Siyan, who was standing next to him, became nervous for no reason, for fear that the guy would say "I don't know, I'm not interested in that" and so on. In other words, don't even think about it, is Huo Yingdi such a person?

""Kisses"..." The voice paused here, and Hovison looked towards Lu Siyan almost instinctively, and the child gave him a supercilious look, and he understood the meaning inside, and couldn't help feeling funny in his heart, turning around But he was able to continue smoothly, "I haven't watched the mv, but I have heard this song. It is very tense. When the crew is filming, I often hear people using it as a cell phone ringtone. I also like it very much."

How could it be possible that I didn’t watch it? I replayed it over and over a dozen times, and finally it was fixed on the blowing kiss that the child disappeared into the crowd and turned around. I just felt that the beating of the heart began to become uncontrollable. The smell seemed to materialize, lingering in mid-air, only the remaining young man in white was particularly conspicuous, the whole person seemed to come out of the night, the wings representing sin and luxury extended from the corner of his eyes, anyone Actions are captivating.

This is the largest of all Lu Siyan's MVs. At the very beginning, there was a dancing scene. The shirt was only buttoned up with the bottom two buttons, revealing a large white chest, together with the two attractive red cherry blossoms. Low-waisted jeans, The soft waist and abdomen are exposed, and it seems that it can slide down with a little pull. To see more and more attractive scenery, people from the audience are constantly pushing up, and all of them are obsessed, as if they have been hit by a Gu.

As the actor, Howesson naturally saw very clearly that the woman dancing with the child was not good at acting at all, she was simply brought into the situation, subconsciously showing that kind of confused and obsessed look.

The plot of "Kisses" is actually pretty clichéd, and it wasn't even very popular at the beginning, it was purely for the fame of the hero and heroine.

Uee, who played the role of a good girl, was coaxed to go to the nightclub by a friend with evil intentions. When she was at a loss for what to do when she was being molested by the uncle, the young man who attracted everyone's attention suddenly appeared on the stage. At the end of the whole song, the young man suddenly approached her , and then bowed his head and kissed her lightly on the forehead. Strictly speaking, the two of them didn't touch each other. After all, there was still a layer of bangs between them, but it seemed very ambiguous. In the end, the ending was open. Feather guessed that the male protagonist is not actually human, and also said that the kiss represented a contract. The female protagonist's dazed eyes and the scarlet flashing in the pupils at that time are the best evidence, but the official website has never given accurate words.

As for Howison, when he watched it for the first time, he was staring at those hands who dared to put it on the children. The mouse was almost crushed, and he wished he could knock the heroine unconscious so that he could replace him.

As soon as "Kisses" came out, the barrage began to surge.

"Blown out by kisses!!!"

"Type with both hands to show innocence."

"Type with both hands and feet."

"Tongue typing, you know."

"Upstairs you pervert! But I like it."

"Little prince of the nightclub, are you handsome and crying?"

"Mom, mom, he teased me! He teased me again!"

"The same hairstyle can be very different on different people."

"Yang Zitao: Believe it or not, Ningbo Lu Siyan sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt soda."

"Speak nonsense to tell the truth."

"How dare you mention Ningbo Lu Siyan, do you want to be hung on a statue?"

"I don't believe that Huo Yingdi hasn't watched the MV."

"I must have seen it, maybe it is still saved on the phone now."

"Before answering questions, I have to habitually look at my daughter-in-law first. The training/teaching is really good."

"With the obvious dislike in his eyes, the Great God is still smiling, it's so spoiling that my heart almost jumps out."

"The two looked at each other just now, what's the matter with being so sweet?"

"Do you still pay attention to the camera and the director team?"

"It's too sweet."

"Bitter teeth plus one."

"Bring me one."

"Is this talking about me? It must be me. Who in Chaozhou didn't know my name as the little prince of the nightclub." There is no doubt that Yang Zitao is the typical one who heals the scar and forgets the pain, turns his head and starts again. Feeling flustered, he even flicked his hair and posed for a pose, "Does it look like it? Does it look like it?" The program team has always been very humane, and immediately fulfilled his wish, cutting out Lu Siyan's look in the mv, and putting them side by side. Horizontal batch seller show and buyer show, the similarity is 0%.

"Taotao, don't make trouble, take this and go to the side to play, and I will call you after my brother and sister finish their business." It was the soaked hat from before that was forced into the hand. I don't know some kind staff After getting it back, Lin Chuya paid him some attention, but the other two didn't look at him at all, chatting happily with each other.

Jiang Yu was even more excited to look up the old stories, "By the way, Siyan, my sister is your fanatic, the MV will be played on a loop all day long when it first comes out, and the one that impressed me the most is that I accidentally put her next to the bed. One corner of the poster was torn off, and it was only the size of a fingernail, and somehow it was discovered, and they chased me for several streets with a bench, and the police came to deal with it later.”

"Oh, you're talking about that hot search, right?"

"That's right, that one, I promised to buy her a hundred copies, but the girl insisted that I didn't respect her male god, which made me hit the headlines again." Next to it, a screenshot of the trending search at that time was played back #江宇警局#, the subtitles are also timely added: A family murder caused by Lu Siyan.