The god of learning confesses every day

"Wait—can't drink!"

Mu Tang strode over, snatched the glass of water, met the other party's perplexed but piercing eyes, and said with some guilt: "If you have diarrhea and drink water, you still have to pull it out—"

Wait, what did he say?

Is this an excuse to stop him from drinking water?

Because of diarrhea, even if you drink water, you will also have diarrhea, so don't waste it?

Mu Tang felt that he was stupid, but it would be difficult for him to come up with a good reason for a while.As a scumbag, his scumbag is not only reflected in his studies, but also in his life.So, holding the water glass, he shook his head and said, "Anyway, this water is not drinkable!"

In disguise, it implies that there is a problem with the water.

Lu Ye is a smart person, he knew the inside story as soon as he turned his head.

"Is there a problem in this water?" He was asking, his stomach growled, and he hurriedly turned and went to the toilet.There was no need for him to ask, since he knew what was in the water when he sat on the toilet.

laxative!

When Lu Ye came out with a dark face, he forced him to ask, "Did Cheng Chuan take laxatives?"

Mu Tang didn't answer directly, but explained in a low voice: "Cheng Chuan was a little reckless, and he got angry for a while, and couldn't control himself. I will tell him well, don't be angry. When he comes back, I will let him give you Apologize."

After all, he was a friend for many years, and he took it for granted to clean up Cheng Chuan's mess.

But how can this mess be easily cleaned up?

Lu Ye was already in a bad mood. Hearing that he was always thinking about Cheng Chuan, he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.Nima, dare you to be so easy to talk to yourself?Apologize and let go?And what is the relationship between Mu Tang and Cheng Chuan? What he said made him want to kill Cheng Chuan.

"Shut up! Don't speak for him! His sister, damn, dare to drug me, just wait, I'm going to kill him!"

He was so angry that he uttered swear words.

It was the first time Mutang saw the god of learning Lu Ye say such rude words, he was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to react, and replied: "Well, you should speak more politely, remember that you are a god of learning!"

"What god do you want to learn? He is deliberately hurting people! This is a crime!" Lu Ye told the truth with a cold face, but within 2 minutes of being cool, his stomach gurgled again.He hurriedly turned around and ran to the bathroom, and soon, there was a curse in a low voice: "Fuck your sister's Cheng Chuan!"

Seeing this, Gu Lin on the side also figured out a little way, blinking his big black eyes and asked: "That Mu Tang, did Cheng Chuan put laxatives in this water? In just a few minutes, my Brother Lu ran away." The toilet has been used 6 times."

Mu Tang covered his face and didn't want to answer.If he admits this, Cheng Chuan will be in trouble.Before, Lu Ye was guessing, but he didn't say a word.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Lin knew the truth.

"How could Cheng Chuan do such a thing? It's too much! If you are not careful, you will die!" He complained in a low voice, walked to the bathroom, knocked on the door and asked, "Brother Lu, are you okay?" Is it? If we can’t hold on anymore, let’s go to the hospital.”

Is it an honor to be given laxatives by classmates?

Is it an honor for the teacher to know that you don't get along well with your roommates?

Is it an honor for the school to know how many times you have had diarrhea?

Lu Ye wanted to save face, so he didn't allow this to spread.But it's impossible for him to swallow his anger.It was Cheng Chuan's fault after all, and Mu Tang cared so much about him.That being the case, let's take this opportunity to separate them completely!

Thinking of this, he felt inexplicably better.

Lu Ye flushed the toilet, walked out of the bathroom, looked at the slightly anxious person, and felt upset again.This guy usually has a paralyzed face, but because of Cheng Chuan's idiot, he has a change of mood, which is really annoying.How can that idiot have any virtue?

Seeing that Lu Ye's face turned cold and softened for a while, Mu Tang couldn't figure out what he meant, so he persuaded him again: "Student Lu, we are all roommates, so we should communicate in time if we have any conflicts. It’s also pretty ugly, and it also looks like you’re incompetent, doesn’t it?”

What he said was right, every sentence went to Lu Ye's heart.But he shouldn't have said it.Lu Ye didn't like him interceding for Cheng Chuan, after all, the person who drugged him hadn't come out to speak yet.

Don't say it.Think of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.

Cheng Chuan pushed the door open with a cup of soy milk and a basket of steamed dumplings.When he saw the three people standing in the room, he felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange, and he asked puzzledly: "What's the matter? What are you doing here with the pestle?" After asking, he put down the food in his hand, swept around, and saw two They all stood in front of Mu Tang, with a posture of asking something, hurriedly stood over, shielded him behind him, and hummed: "Look at this formation, what do you mean? Bully us, Mu Tang!"

Not to bully Mu Tang!

It was bullying him!

With a cold face, Lu Ye clenched his fist and punched it.This punch was fierce, but it didn't hit Cheng Chuan.As a reckless man, Cheng Chuan just happened to catch that punch.In an instant, a contest between men began.The two seemed to be wrestling their arms, holding each other's fist and trying to press it down.

hard!Try harder!

push down!push down!Press down again!

The veins on the two thick arms were throbbing, Mu Tang and Gu Lin felt a little flustered, and advised each other: "Hey, Cheng Chuan (Brother Lu), stop beating! Calm down!"

But sometimes the more you persuade a fight, the more it fuels the fire.

Men are all passionate, and no one is willing to admit defeat.If you can't break it with your fist, then use your feet.I don't know who made the first move. In short, this war has been provoked.

They fought fiercely, fists meeting, legs touching.Everything in the room was quickly messed up, either knocking off the tea cups and spoons on the desk, or kicking over the bench and coffee table.And when the fight got intense, they scolded each other and started to take off their clothes because of the heat.

They are all in excellent shape.Broad shoulders and narrow waist, well-developed chest muscles, soaked in sweat, making the flesh of the shuttlecock shiny and full of masculinity.

Mu Tang was tired of fighting, and he was not interested in admiring his good figure, so he pulled Gu Lin to go out: "Let's go out, let them fight, they deserve it!"

Gu Lin was timid and didn't dare to leave, so he took out his mobile phone and dialed: "Wait, I'll call the head teacher, this matter has to be—"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Ye took the phone away.He glanced at Mutang coldly, then turned around and pulled Gu Lin out.

Mu Tang felt guilty after seeing him, and couldn't help but follow him: "Hey, Lu Ye, don't be angry, Cheng Chuan's actions are unethical, I will definitely ask him to apologize to you."

Lu Ye stopped when Mu Tang called his name, and after hearing what he said later, he recalled his previous plans.Cheng Chuan is a scourge. On the contrary, Mu Tang is still somewhat kind, and he even gave him cold medicine, so he can't let Cheng Chuan spoil him.

Thinking of this, Lu Ye turned around, let go of Gu Lin's hand, and pulled Mu Tang away.They turned a corner and went downstairs.But after going down a few steps, Lu Ye suddenly stopped, and directly pressed him to the handrail of the stairs: "Mu Tang, this is actually none of your business! But if you want to take care of it, you can, but you must agree to one request." .”

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