The Story of the Northeast Village

At the beginning of the year, Mr. Zhang moved into a new family in his backyard.The man in this family is called Li Wang, and he has a very good physique. He can easily pick up a bag of rice weighing more than 200 kilograms by himself, and he can do the work with two.But his family background is not good, and he is not a responsible person, so he didn't get married until he was in his thirties.The daughter-in-law is also a second-marriage, and has a son who is already 12 years old. Life is also difficult. It is too difficult for a widow to pull a son, so they got married after being introduced.The woman is from another village, she is tall and thin, she looks like a poor person, but this woman doesn't let people talk, and she swears every word to death. When Wang gets very angry, he beats her. It takes ten days.In fact, when you think about it, Li Wang's life is not bad in this life. He has a daughter-in-law, and he doesn't have to give birth to his son, but he doesn't live a good life. He doesn't treat his son well. He also cursed: "Damn it, if you don't obey me again, I'll fucking break your legs."Because of the son, the couple always fought, and when they beat the daughter-in-law, they cried endlessly, but Li Wang acted as if nothing had happened, just like an old playboy, making the daughter-in-law cry and laugh with anger.

As the days went by, everyone got to know each other well. Ah Wang spoke humorously, which often made everyone laugh.Once, after dinner, everyone went out for a stroll, and sat at the gate of Mr. Zhang, chatting and laughing.Li Wang was also among them, and told everyone a very interesting joke:

One morning, the weather was fine, but a farmer was sitting at the door, drunk.

A passer-by came forward curiously and asked: fellow countryman, the weather is so good today, why don't you enjoy it, instead drink boring wine here.The farmer replied: Well, some things you can never explain.

Passerby: What misfortune happened?

Farmer: I was milking a cow today, and I happened to be milking a cow, and the cow kicked it over with its left foot.

Passer-by: It's quite unlucky, but it's not enough.

Farmer: Well, some things, you can never explain.

Passerby: So what's next?

Farmer: I tied her left leg to the post with a rope and continued to squeeze, but when the bucket was full, she kicked the bucket over with her right leg.The passer-by laughed and asked again: "And then?"

Farmer: Well, some things, you can never explain.I tied her right leg to the post too, and she just caught a bucket full and she swept it down with her tail.

Passerby: That's bad luck.Forget it, don't be sad.

Farmer: Well, some things, you can never explain.

Passerby: What else?

Farmer: This time I have no rope, so I plan to tie her tail to the post with a belt.I pulled the leash out and grabbed her by the tail.At this time, my pants fell off, and my girlfriend happened to come in...

After listening to it, everyone was so happy that they couldn't stand up. The little daughter-in-law also started to pay attention to Li Wang from then on. Li Wang sat by the door after dinner every day. The title is: I miss you a little bit!" Before the little daughter-in-law could speak, Ah Wang's woman had already rushed out, Ah Wang saw that something was wrong, got up and disappeared, the woman was so angry that she cursed from time to time : "Awang, why don't you die?".Since the Li family moved here, they have fought three battles because of Awang and his daughter-in-law.But the more they fight, the deeper the relationship between the two, unless they don't meet each other, they will tease each other when they meet.Boss Zhang is also getting old, and besides, he can't stop this matter, so if it's not too much, he will admit it.Perhaps from then on, his bad luck came one after another.