The day when I was bent by a bamboo horse

When Jing Xing came out of the shower, their porridge was cooked, and they sat at the dining table together.

Jing Xing was naked, only wearing a pair of black bullet pants, and a silk pajamas was casually wrapped outside, revealing a large honey-colored firm chest.As soon as Su Baige raised his eyes, he couldn't help but stare at him, and finally couldn't help laughing: "Brother, you are in good shape, are you still training every day?"

"Occasionally."

Jing Xing went to a military academy when he was studying, and he still has a military rank on his body. Su Baige had seen a photo of him wearing a military uniform on an airplane when he was in school.Su Baige felt that if he was a woman, he would definitely kneel and lick that photo, so it was a strange thing that Jing Xing was thirty years younger and still not married.

The porridge cooked by Jing Xing and the dishes from Su Baige’s cafeteria were more than half left after the two had eaten. Su Baige was too tired to have any appetite, and Jing Xing was probably ill. Seeing that he was just sitting in a daze, Su Baige consciously washed the dishes and chopsticks No, the two sat in the living room drinking water.

Su Baige rummaged through Jing Xing's cabinet for a long time, but couldn't find anything related to medicine, so he could only ask, "Brother, do you have any medicine?"

"You want to drink?"

"you."

Jing Xing rubbed his nose and said, "No, I didn't prepare any medicine either."

"Oh." Su Baige had no choice but to come back and sit down, and poured plain water for Jing Xing to drink.

There was an idol drama on TV, the male protagonist was as thin as a bamboo pole, with a single eyelid and a shoehorn face, and his skin was as pale as if he hadn’t been exposed to the sun for several months. into the mouth.

Until the ignition was turned on with a "pop", he looked back at Jing Xing and let go.

Jing Xing hooked the corner of his mouth and said, "You can do whatever you want."

Su Baige threw away the cigarette, and said helplessly, "No, to save you from feeling uncomfortable, isn't there any good TV series? You might as well turn around and watch me."

Su Baige leaned lazily on the sofa, his two long legs stretched out one after the other, propped domineeringly beside Jing Xing's legs.Jing Xing turned his face away, his eyes swept over his legs, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "He has a good figure."

Su Baige: "..."

It is really full of irony when these words come out of Jing Xing's mouth.

Jing Xing: "Isn't this TV good?"

You are almost thirty, and you still watch youth idol dramas performed by children. Don't you think this taste is weird?Su Baige didn't bother to reason with him, and said dully: "I don't want to go back. Didn't you go home before the eleventh? Take me to play, I haven't been here yet."

Jing Xing pondered, leaned back on the sofa, and did not speak.

Su Baige's cell phone rang on the coffee table, and the eyes of both of them fell on it.Su Baige looked at the phone, but his body didn't respond. He watched it keep ringing until it stopped and started ringing again. Jing Xing finally raised his eyes and looked at him: "Shall I pick it up for you?"

Su Baige had no choice but to pick it up: "Hello."

Jing Xing couldn't hear what was said on the other side, he could only hear a girl's voice.

Su Baige got up and went to Jing Xing's bedroom, closed the door casually and walked to the balcony: "Sister, are you interested?"

"I am pregnant."

"Crazy." Su Baige felt in his pocket, and he threw the cigarette on the coffee table outside, "I'm pregnant and looking for a doctor, why do you want me?"

"Su Baige, you bastard!" the girl screamed.

Su Baige lazily played with Jing Xing's grass: "I heard we broke up, girl? If you call to harass me again, be careful to sue you for disturbing the people."

"I'm pregnant." The girl said stubbornly.

Su Baige frowned impatiently: "Zhang Xiaojia, we have known each other for a while, do you think I'm an idiot?"

"But you drank too much last time."

"Did I drink too much, or am I stupid? I have been with you for three months, and I have held hands a few times. Did your family give birth from the palm of your hand?" Su Baige glanced at the door, took a deep breath, He lowered his voice and said, "Don't call me again, sister, it's good to get together, OK?"

Su Baige took the phone away, and Zhang Xiaojia squeezed in the last sentence: "Su Baige, go to hell!"

Su Baige hung up the phone and went out, opened the door and saw Jing Xing standing at the door, he couldn't help but startled: "Brother?"

Jing Xing was braiding something with red string in his hand, squinting his eyes, and looked at him meaningfully: "Girlfriend?"

Su Baige smiled awkwardly: "Ex-girlfriend."

Su Baige felt that the most embarrassing thing he had done in his life was to go after Zhang Xiaojia, a flower girl. When getting along, he was so reserved that he would show his face with Gogou's fingers. Su Baige felt that he would only do it when he was shopping with her. A boyfriend's responsibility.Also, treat him like an idiot.

Jing Xing's subordinates moved quickly, and in a blink of an eye they wove a ring with three weird knots: "Give me your hand."

Su Baige stretched out his left hand, Jing Xing put the ring on him, Su Baige: "Hey, what are you doing!" Is it still red? !Su Baige's face collapsed, and he quickly stroked down with his right hand.

Jing Xing smiled: "I can't take it off, I've got 502 on it."

Su Baige: "..." Damn it, I really can't take it off, I just want to die.

Jing Xing turned around and went to the bathroom. Su Baige returned to the sofa and stared at the TV in a daze. On the TV, the male lead and the female lead were arguing, which could be clearly explained in one sentence. The two of you ignore me, I ignore you, you look at me I see your delay, Su Baige picked up the remote control and started to change channels.

Turned around and turned to a singer, Su Baige put down the remote control, shook his head and began to sing along with the children bouncing around on the TV: "Yali is big, Yali is big..."

Jing Xing came out of the bathroom and was almost scared to death by him: "...This looks good? Go to sleep, you have military training tomorrow."

Su Baige stopped instantly: "Please don't remind me of this all the time, okay?"

"Not saying it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, go to sleep." Jing Xing said lightly.

Su Baige was really defeated by him. When he mentioned military training, he lost his mood in an instant, got up and swayed to the bathroom.Jing Xing's apartment is only a few tens of square meters. There is no room for a bedroom, a living room, a study, a kitchen, and a bathroom. He stood at the door of the bathroom and yawned and asked, "Where do I sleep?"

"On the bed. If I'm afraid I'll infect you, sleep on the floor, it's not cold anyway." Jing Xing turned off the TV and entered the room.

Su Baige shuffled back to the bedroom, where Jing Xing was lying on the bed reading a book, with one leg bent casually, his clothes slid down to the sides, almost completely exposing his chest.

Su Baige patted his leg: "Lean over there."

Jing Xing read the book, and asked in a neutral tone, "Is this the girl who made you fight and transfer to another school?"

"Damn it, don't mention her!" Zhang Xiaojia was the little black spot on Su Baige's back.

Jing Xing smiled and leaned against the bed, creating a large distance between the two: "Is it pretty?"

Su Baige moved to Jing Xing's side again, and lowered his arms casually, just touching Jing Xing's waist that was showing a burning sensation through the silky pajamas, he couldn't help reaching out and touching it, it felt good, and laughed: "You're still gossiping even though you've already had an ex-girlfriend. I'll find another one and bring it back for you to see."

Jing Xing slapped his paws away and frowned, "Don't touch randomly, you'll be able to touch it in a while."

Su Baige couldn't help laughing: "Brother, why don't you find a girlfriend, and Auntie doesn't rush you?"

"Is this something that can be urged?"

"It's because your vision is too high. It's hard to find someone like you. Those with a high education can only be comrades-in-arms with you. Those with a low education probably won't be able to get through it, and don't even talk about face." Su Baige always felt that Jing Xing needs to be surrounded by a celebrity to be a good match, but if it is really a celebrity, people might not like Jing Xing, "I'm so sleepy, I need to sleep, I'm so tired, I need to sleep..."

The air conditioner was turned on very cool, and it was very comfortable to lie down like this. Before Su Baige finished reciting the mantra, he felt drowsy.

"Crazy." Jing Xing put down the book and turned off the bedside lamp, listening to the even breathing around him, he couldn't help turning his head, staring at Su Baige's face in a daze.Then Su Baige turned over and placed his legs around his waist.

Jing Xing's breath stagnates: "..."

The author has something to say: Thank you for the nutrient solution of Nianyi Baby and Bodhi Baby (づ￣3￣)づ