Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

As soon as Lu Yuanzhou left, Gu Andong felt that his life had lost all fun, and his work status suddenly became tense.

Sure enough, beauty is a mistake.

It was rare for Qi Fei to see him in the company early in the morning, so he couldn't help but joked: "Yo, Mr. Gu is tired from playing, come to the company to rest today."

The tone was so sour, Gu Andong looked up at him, then loosened his tie, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips: "Concubine Qi, are you jealous? Don't panic, I will favor you tonight. "

Qi Fei was a little disappointed, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "It turns out that after so many years, I'm just a concubine."

"At least you are better than Jiang Punishment, he has already been thrown into the sidelines by me." Mentioning Jiang Punishment, Gu Andong remembered one more thing, "Hey, by the way, have we found a spokesperson for the game yet? Otherwise, let’s ask Jiang Fei to speak for him, they are all buddies, it’s easy to bargain, let him give you a discount.”

Bargaining is also a joke, as long as Jiang Fei has the face to ask him for a price, he will be buried by Gu Andong until he has no face to face others.

"Okay, why don't you ask him out for dinner today, I just saw that he posted a message on Moments, saying he was boring." Qi Fei held up his phone to show Gu Andong.

After watching it, Gu Andong felt that his heart was hit by [-] points, and Jiang Fei's selfie was really too embarrassing.

He may have just finished working out in the gym, but Gu Andong knows that this possibility is not very high, because generally Jiang Fei only goes to the gym for 10 minutes, 10 minutes for posing, 10 minutes for photo editing, and then turns around after posting the photos just go.

In the photo, he was standing under the light, biting the hem of his T-shirt, showing his beautiful abdominal muscles, and his forehead was stuck to his forehead with sweaty bangs, making him look particularly sexy.Jiang Fei even blinked one eye on purpose, and winked at the camera.

Visually, just like this kind of photo, not only the little girl screamed in love, blushed and said that she wanted to give birth to him a monkey, but even gays couldn't help but want to hook him up after seeing it.

The word "boring" can be said to be very suggestive. I don't know how He Zhao will feel when he sees this photo.

If this were placed on Lu Yuanzhou, whoever looked at Gu Andong one more time would be able to poke his eyes blind.

"Dude, I heard you're bored?" Gu Andong sent him a line of text.

Jiang Fei replied immediately: "No, I'm rushing to make an announcement. I don't have time to be bored."

"I saw the photos in your circle of friends, and thought you were flirting again." Gu Andong said, "Do you have time to come over and have a meal with me?"

"You said that selfie. I'm in a cold war with He Da Diao right now. I want to indulge myself and piss him off." Jiang Punishment was very noisy, and the background music was especially loud, giving it a feeling of Chinese New Year.

"You're firing cannons over there, crackling." Gu Andong frowned and took the phone away, "So do you have time?"

"I'll look for you after I finish attending this stupid movie awards ceremony. There's applause here. The winner of the Golden Toad Award was born tonight. Just who do you know, Lu Zhou?"

"Oh, Lu Zhou, just the male supporting role in "His Royal Highness Xie Mei and His Little Princess" with you?" Gu Andong recalled that drama, and almost vomited the meal the night before, "He is so competitive and won I became a film king, look at you, you are still half red and not purple, wandering on the [-]th line."

"Brother, the Golden Toad Award is given to the actor with the worst acting skills, don't you know?" Jiang Fei looked at the lonely Lu Zhou on the stage, feeling a little sympathetic to this kid, he didn't seem to know what award it was, As soon as I heard that I had won an award, I ran over in a panic.In the end, he won the satirical award for the worst acting of the year. Lu Zhou's bewildered expression was so funny that Jiang Fei couldn't stand it.

Because the golden toad belonged to Jiang Punishment originally, the manager rejected it for him.

"So, shouldn't you reflect on why you didn't win it?" Jiang Punishment's acting skills are so natural, it's unimaginable that he won't get this award.

"Oh, I laughed so hard. Lu Zhou gave his acceptance speech, and he actually cried. Damn it. He said that his family is poor..."

"...Then I'll hang up, see you later." Gu Andong is not very interested in the entertainment industry, and he is not very willing to listen to what Jiang Punishment said.

The place where the two met was Jiang Fei's appointment, a very famous SAP club.

When he arrived, Gu Andong glanced hesitantly at the signboard of the SAP clubhouse, thinking that he might have gone to the wrong place, should he go to the teahouse next door.

As a result, as soon as he got out of the car, the welcome lady immediately ran over and stopped him, asking if he had an appointment.

Gu Andong nodded with difficulty, and it didn't take long to see Jiang Fei wearing sunglasses and a pink turban coming out of the clubhouse and waving to him, "Hey here."

Gu Andong froze for a moment, feeling a little flinched.

Jiang Fei took off his sunglasses, and said to the waitress next to him, "Room No. [-], come to a technician and give my friend a facial treatment. I want the gold package."

"Damn it, why are you so gay now?" Gu Andong wanted to refuse, but he thought it was fine, after all, he came here, just in time to see what the legendary golden set meal is.

"What do you know? This is sophistication." Jiang Fei glared at him, "After the age of 25, a person's living conditions are all written on his face. After all, I have to rely on my face to make a living."

Gu Andong turned his face to the side and asked him: "What is written on my face?"

Jiang Fei blurted out: "Excessive indulgence/desire."

"Fuck your sister." Gu Andong raised his hand and slapped him, "You also have four words written on your face."

"It's so handsome, I know it." Jiang Fei touched the bridge of his nose and said.

"Come on." Gu Andong said.

When he lay on the soft leather bed and was covered in yellow liquid all over his face, Gu Andong felt that he had no right to call Jiang Punishment gay, and today was the gayest day he had ever lived.

After the waiters had left, Jiang Fei asked Gu Andong, "What are you looking for?"

Gu Andong was a little afraid to open his mouth, he looked at the ceiling above his head, and felt like he had plunged headfirst into a cesspit, his face was covered in feces, when he opened his mouth, the feces ran into his mouth.

"Oh, your golden mask is liquid and hasn't solidified yet. Don't talk now." Jiang Fei coughed and said, "Are you and Lu Yuanzhou okay?"

Gu Andong nodded calmly, we are fine.

"I want to break up with He Zhao." Jiang Fei said to himself, "You don't know that his fans are so fucking annoying, saying that I'm sticking to He Zhao. I'll fuck him, you haven't seen him like that in front of me. Min Tiantian is the same as a little Teddy in heat/estrus, except for a little curly hair."

Gu Andong thought silently in his heart, He Zhao is simply another me in the world, will Lu Yuanzhou also complain about me behind his back like Jiang Punishment?

"And what's annoying is that I pissed off his fans. He was still laughing. He laughed so hard that the fans became even more arrogant. My god, this is just publicly bombarding me for posting. I can't bear it at all. Ah, me." Jiang Fei was so angry that the mask almost cracked, he quickly smoothed it twice, gnashing his teeth.

Gu Andong waited for the shit on his face to cool down for a while, and he felt that it was almost solidified before he said, "You just did it."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang, and he took it out with difficulty to see that it was Lu Yuanzhou who wanted to play a video for him.

Gu Andong decisively pressed the hang-up button, Lu Yuanzhou couldn't see this ghostly look at all.

Lu Yuanzhou persevered and sent another invitation.

Gu Andong felt that he might lose his temper if he hung up again, so he connected immediately, and after three seconds of connection, he saw Lu Yuanzhou's stunned expression.

Gu Andong replied wittily: "Ah, the signal here is not good, and the network is a bit stuck."

After he finished speaking, he kept his expression motionless, and he heard Lu Yuanzhou's voice full of doubts: "Did you fall into the toilet without washing your face?"

Gu Andong turned a deaf ear.

"It seems to be really stuck, and the screen is still." Lu Yuanzhou clicked his tongue and said, "Why don't you hang up first, and I will call you later."

Gu Andong let out a long sigh of relief, feeling his face was a little stiff, and was about to hang up the video, when he suddenly heard Jiang Fei shouting from the side: "Dongzi, what are you doing, lying there motionless and pretending to be a dead body. "

Lu Yuanzhou frowned and asked, "Gu Andong, what are you doing?"

Gu Andong's face turned red, but it was hard to see it covered by the golden mask, he didn't know whether he should be happy about it.

"I...do SAP." He said weakly, feeling a little ashamed.