Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

Just as Lu Yuanzhou breathed a sigh of relief and just covered the phone on the table, he was stunned when he saw the phone case, and then he was completely stunned.

The fuck isn't this his cell phone?He was using Gu Andong's mobile phone to send text messages to his mother just now?

Day, doesn't Gu Andong have a password on his mobile phone?

The old lady is quite interesting, and she caught him at once.

It seems that the ginger is still old and spicy.

When Gu Andong woke up, he saw Lu Yuanzhou woke up early, sitting on the edge of the bed, holding his forehead dejectedly, with bruises under his eyes, and asked for no reason: "You, what's going on? You haven't slept all night? "

Lu Yuanzhou rubbed his eyes and answered the wrong question: "Dongzi, it's better not to play Qing concubine side with your mother, we are not at the same level at all. She tested me out with a few words yesterday."

"What's the matter? You confessed to her?" Gu Andong looked confused.

Lu Yuanzhou told him exactly what happened yesterday, and shook his head after he finished speaking, willing to bow down.

"That's okay, isn't there a next step." Gu Andong patted his shoulder optimistically, "I'm sure this step can be done."

Gu Andong's mother has such a temper, she always likes to turn against her father. When her father said to go east, she definitely wanted to go west. When her father said to kill monkeys, she definitely wanted to chase chickens.

If my father firmly disagrees with him coming out and beats him into shit, my mother will definitely feel distressed when she sees it, and she must reflect on herself.

Although the old lady looked shrewd and powerful, she was actually very soft-hearted. She could never have imagined that this play was shown to her by a father-son joint play.

"Really fight?" Lu Yuanzhou was still a little uncertain, there was no need to be so cruel to himself.

Gu Andong: "It must be a real fight, the more I am hurt, the more my mother loves me."

Lu Yuanzhou: "But my mother loves you too, why don't I take it for you."

Gu Andong: "What's the matter with my dad beating you? It's just for my mom to watch, don't worry about it, I'll let my dad control it."

This idea is really bad enough, hurting the enemy eight hundred and self-defeating one thousand, why did he agree to Gu Andong before.

Lu Yuanzhou was noncommittal, and after separating from him, he went to work.

When he was leaving, Gu Andong felt something was wrong, he stomped his feet after walking a few steps, Gu Andong thought he was cold.

When they met again the next day, Lu Yuanzhou's legs were all red, and there were red spots all over them.

At that time, Gu Andong was driving, and the two of them were going to the hospital to see their father together.On the way, he saw that Lu Yuanzhou kept bending over and lowering his head to tickle his itch, and slightly opened his trousers, revealing a patch of red skin.

Gu Andong stopped at the red light, leaned over and rolled up his pants.It was terrible at first glance, there were dense red rashes all over the legs.

"What's the matter?" Gu Andong felt distressed. Lu Yuanzhou lived a life like a young master since he was a child, and he never wore pants that cost less than 500 yuan, let alone several pairs that cost 50 yuan. long johns.

"Long johns are not made of pure cotton." Lu Yuanzhou said lightly, "It's a little... itchy."

"Can you stop itching? You're allergic." Lu Yuanzhou felt so wronged for himself, so he couldn't just let people suffer like this all the time. He had to quickly express his position in front of his mother.

"It's nothing, I'll be down in a while." Take a bath and apply some wind oil, it will be fine soon, but Gu Andong will definitely not allow it, he is not willing.

"Hold on for a while and you'll be at the hospital soon." Gu Andong said, "Allergies are not a trivial matter, you need to get checked, take an X-ray or something."

"I don't have a fucking bone, what kind of X-rays are taken, I'm crazy." Lu Yuanzhou glanced at him lightly, this person is easy to worry too much.

"I don't want to take an X-ray to do a full-body examination. You've been coughing cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughs up cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough."

"Okay, you can say whatever you want." Lu Yuanzhou said, "Don't get an injection."

"Oh, you are afraid of injections." Gu Andong glanced at him with a smile, deliberately scaring him, "But this kind of viral cold will not be cured without injections, and you have to spank the kind on the butt."

Lu Yuanzhou imagined that he had his trousers stripped and lay on the table for an injection, feeling inexplicably nervous.

"At that time, I will help you take off your pants. I have more experience in taking off your pants."

"roll."

When we arrived at the place, the doctor said that there was no need for an injection. Gu Andong was obviously very disappointed. He was ready, but his expectations fell through.

Walking to the corridor of the hospital, he lowered his head and said behind Lu Yuanzhou's ear: "If you didn't finish the work just now, then go back and do it again. Study carefully how to do it."

He was too close to Lu Yuanzhou, his lips were close to sticking to his neck, and every time he uttered a word, there was a puff of hot air behind Lu Yuanzhou's ear.

Itchy.

Lu Yuanzhou just imagined the image of Gu Andong using his teeth to help him unzip his pants, and then he stopped breathing, pinched his waist and said, "Don't fucking hook me."

Seeing his reaction, Gu Andong was very proud, bumped into his moon boast and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, this is a hospital, you should pay attention to your behavior. Don't just think about colorful things."

"How do you know what I'm thinking?" Lu Yuanzhou raised his chin and asked.

"Because." Gu Andong put his arms around his neck, raised the corners of his lips and said, "We want to go together."

Lu Yuanzhou pretended to be serious: "I don't think so."

"Tut tsk tsk." Gu Andong shook his head, sizing him up wantonly, making Lu Yuanzhou a little hairy.

"Go aside." Lu Yuanzhou pushed his head, Gu Andong smiled and picked up his pocket and walked to his father's ward.

He had already discussed with his father on the phone yesterday, and his father had no objection, that is to say, he was a bit hesitant to do so.

Gu Andong's main purpose today is to enlighten him and let him greet him more ruthlessly.

Gu Andong: "Dad, just think about the mischievous things I did when I was a child. You are so angry every time, don't you ever think about killing me?"

Dad: "At that time, you were still young and ignorant. If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you are a good boy."

Gu Andong: "Don't, I'm not a good boy. I'm skinny."

Dad: "Then you can't change it even if you beat it."

Gu Andong: "Oh my god, just take it as a way to vent your emotions, just hit me. Or you can hit me with a stick."

Dad: "I'm quite calm now, I just want to hug you and kiss you."

No matter what Gu Andong said, he couldn't arouse his father's anger, he felt a little broken, he glanced at the table, the tea set from the Qing Dynasty seemed to be bought by Uncle Qin from an antique market.

Without saying a word, Gu Andong picked up the teapot and threw it on the ground, the tea splashed everywhere, and the small purple clay pot was smashed into pieces with a bang.

Dad's eyes were wide open, his heartache was mixed with anger, this look was very familiar to Gu Andong, it was a sign that he was going to hit someone.

Gu Andong was so happy that he stretched his head in front of his father, and said very unbearably: "Dad, you should work harder."

Dad almost stretched out his hand, and put it back in the same place: "It's all broken, even if I beat you, it won't help, Suisui is safe."

Gu Andong: "..."

Why is it so difficult to beat each other.

The next day, Lu Yuanzhou looked at Gu Andong's injuries, thinking that he really pissed off his father.

"Did you drop your dad or something, why did he beat you like this?" Lu Yuanzhou looked at the bruises and purple marks on his face, and reached out to touch him.

"Hiss—it hurts." Gu Andong stepped back and said, "Don't ask, now I'm going to find my mother, and he said that my father didn't agree with us coming out of the closet and beat me up."

The nosebleed almost flowed out, he couldn't bear to wipe it, he sucked it in but didn't suck it in, Gu Andong wiped it twice with his clothes, it was fine, it was stained with blood.

Lu Yuanzhou began to regret this stupid decision very much, Gu Andong must have paid someone to beat him up.Every punch hits where it can be seen.

Stupid thing, a little distressing.

"If your mother still doesn't agree, will you beat yourself into a cripple?" Lu Yuanzhou frowned and hugged Gu Andong and said, "This method is too mentally handicapped."

"You don't know my mother, she can't stand this trick." Gu Andong said, "Come on, when you get home, remember to rub some red medicine on me, those people's attacks were neither serious nor serious, my nose bridge almost broke break."

Gu Andong acted quite similarly, when Lu Yuanzhou carried him back home, he staggered and almost fell down.The actor-like acting skills successfully deceived the mother's eyes, and she immediately ran over and asked, "What's wrong with Dongzi? Have you offended the underworld??"

Pfft, underworld.The old lady has watched too many TV shows, right?

Gu Andong choked back the laughter until his chest trembled, he gritted his teeth and endured it.

Seeing that Lu Yuanzhou lowered his head and did not speak, his mother kept asking loudly: "What's the matter, what is this?"

Gu Andong poured out a series of nosebleeds expressionlessly, he almost jumped up excitedly.

This nosebleed came at the right time, exaggerating the atmosphere.

When my mother saw his nosebleeds, her nose became sore immediately, and tears streamed down her face: "Dongzi, what's wrong with you? Who beat you like this?"

Seeing his mother's sincere tears, Gu Andong suddenly felt extremely ashamed at that moment.

She didn't blame herself for not coming home these two nights, nor did she ask him if he really came out.

At this moment, what she cares most about is her son's health, who beat her son like this.

His mother was red-eyed and hurriedly wiped his nosebleed and said, "Does it hurt?"

Gu Andong lowered his head, wiped his nose with a tissue, shook it lightly and said, "It doesn't hurt."

Lu Yuanzhou supported him to sit on the sofa, his mood was extremely complicated, and sure enough, the plot did not develop in the direction that An Dong expected.

The old lady's tears were a bit overwhelming.

"What are you bullying, tell mom. Whoever dares to bully my son, I'll fight him hard." Although the crying voice of mom is not very pleasant, but it is very powerful, as if she can rush out in the next moment. house door.

The words Gu Andong made up were stuck in his throat and he couldn't get out, if he really put the blame on his father, it would be very lively.

Gu Andong hesitated for a moment, and said with difficulty: "A bunch of... small bastards, it's okay. I've been... beaten back."

"Get someone to punch you more." This must be how hard the beating was, the child was so frightened that he almost stuttered, the mother rummaged through the drawer and found the red potion, and wanted to wipe Gu Andong's wound, so she looked up. Noticing that Lu Yuanzhou was sitting on the side, he was also holding the red potion in his hand, so she couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and asked in a bad tone, "Why are you here?"

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