Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

Gu Andong went to cut his hair the next day, the kind of thief spirit.

Seeing that he didn't recognize him at first sight, the straight male assistant froze for a moment before saying, "Mr. Gu."

Gu Andong nodded but did not speak.

Then the straight male assistant said: "Yesterday your mother came to check on the guard and asked where you are."

"Then what did you say?" Gu Andong asked.

"I said you were entertaining outside."

"Very good." Gu Andong patted him on the shoulder, and couldn't help but feel worried. The socializing won't be enough to stay out at night. I guess the old lady won't believe it if I continue to make it up, so it's better to just confess it like this.

But when his mother called at noon, his determination suddenly shrank back.

Originally, Gu Andong planned to let her do a silent resistance for a few days, hold a non-violent non-cooperation demonstration, and then have a showdown.

As a result, my mother fell ill.

Being sick at this juncture, Gu Andong can only go back obediently.If his mother had an accident, even if it was the slightest accident, he would blame himself.

Because dad is already like that, he can't let mom lie in the hospital anymore.

So he called Lu Yuanzhou and said only one sentence: "I have to go home."

Lu Yuanzhou was silent for a few seconds before opening his mouth and said: "Yeah, go back and talk to your mother. Don't worry."

Gu Andong heard that he was still coughing, the two of them slept with their arms around each other last night, and he was woken up several times by Lu Yuanzhou's coughing.

Gu Andong said: "I'll accompany you to the hospital tomorrow, if you keep coughing like this, you must have lung disease."

Lu Yuanzhou thought for a while and said, "Okay."

After saying this, the two of them stopped talking, which was terrible.In the past, the two of them were endless topics to talk about, and neither of them was willing to hang up the phone.

Gu Andong opened his mouth and said, "Honey, my mother is sick, I will tell her in a few days..."

Gu Andong heard that he didn't answer, thinking he was angry.

But Lu Yuanzhou said: "Then I'll go and see her, and say that I am your colleague, that you helped..."

Before the word "reasonable" could be said, Lu Yuanzhou stopped in time, because the silence before was a bit off-putting to him.

"Okay, okay." Gu Andong was very happy, "I really want you two to get in touch, just because I'm afraid you won't like it. If you want to come, you can come over tonight. My sister is also coming back today, so we just have dinner together. "

"That's fine. See you tonight."

"Okay." Gu Andong grinned, and waited for a long time before hanging up the phone. When Lu Yuanzhou asked him "why didn't he hang up?", Gu Andong snorted a little bit unhappy.

Why is this person so unreasonable? You don't know what I'm waiting for if I don't hang up the phone.You don't understand until I remind you back, right?

Sad people.

Then after a few seconds, he heard on the other end of the phone, Lu Yuanzhou coughed in a low voice, and said, "What?"

This "wow" was so sweet that Gu Andong couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and said, "Handsome guy, why did you suddenly become enlightened today, I didn't love you for nothing last night."

"Okay, don't get cheap and act good." Lu Yuanzhou immediately hung up the phone.

Gu Andong smiled and sent him an emoji holding his heart, and it didn't take long to see him return an emoji.

GIF of a bunny pouting for a kiss.

I rely on me, this is too cute.

Gu Andong smiled and put the phone in his pocket, feeling much happier because of it.

Going home and seeing his mother's bitter and hateful face did not lose points because of it, Gu Andong felt like a solar power bank, when Lu Yuanzhou gave him some sunlight, his battery was full in an instant, and the signal light biubiubiu flashed and blinded people's eyes.

Gu Andong pushed open the door and called out with a smile: "Mom, are you sick?"

My mother was sitting on the sofa watching a TV series, her face was terribly normal, she was kneading melon seeds with her legs crossed, she looked very good.

Hearing his voice, my mother immediately wrapped the melon seed shells in a paper towel and threw them into the trash can, then coughed and said, "Are you back?"

Gu Andong took off his coat and put it on the hanger, and looked at his mother several times, she was sick, she was not sick, this is, this is fine, the naked eye can't tell what kind of illness she has.

Mom seemed to see through his intentions, glanced at him and said, "I just asked the doctor, and they said it's nothing serious. As long as you don't get angry."

"I didn't say, Mom, who dares to make you angry. Whoever makes you angry, I will cut him." Gu Andong pretended to smile, thinking that this old lady has so many routines, who did she learn from.

"Why did you cut your hair?" Mom has been staring at his hair since he entered the door.

Gu Andong touched his temples and said, "Ah, I just want to cut it off."

I can't tell you that it's for my partner to touch more, so I cut it so short.

"Oh, then why didn't you go home last night? Which friend's house did you live in?" Mom asked leisurely.

"I drank too much yesterday and stayed at the assistant's house. He is also my college classmate. He heard that you were sick and said he would come to see you tonight." Gu Andong said with a guilty conscience.

My mother didn't even look at him, she picked up the remote control and changed the channel and said, "The assistant you just changed, how come you have such a good relationship with him."

These words made Gu Andong sweat a lot, his mother called Shen Mo before, and it seems that she has seen him too.

"That's right, my classmate, he resigned and couldn't find a job for the time being, so I let him come here first." Gu Andong laughed twice after finishing speaking, thinking, Mom, don't ask, If you ask any more questions, you must reveal your secrets.

My mother didn't ask much, but just looked at him suspiciously: "Really."

Gu Andong coughed, and sent a text message to Lu Yuanzhou: "I already told her that you are coming."

Lu Yuanzhou: "!!! What do I need to prepare?"

Gu Andong: "My mother likes children who are more simple, so just try not to dress so gorgeously."

When you meet your parents, you must dress so plainly.

When Lu Yuanzhou arrived at his house, he wore a suit coat of the most common style, and was so nervous that he forgot to take off his shoes when he entered the door.

Gu Andong held back a smile and pulled him back, "Change your shoes, handsome guy."

Lu Yuanzhou lowered his head and glanced at him and said, "How is it? Does this dress qualify?"

Gu Andong just wanted to say that you look good in anything with your ten-foot long legs, but Lu Yuanzhou stripped off his suit pants to show him as if showing off.

Underneath the crisp gray wool suit trousers was a pair of bright red long johns.

Lu Yuanzhou said: "I went to the supermarket to buy it specially, it's simple enough."

Gu Andong laughed with a "poof", Lu Yuanzhou's understanding of simplicity is really thorough enough.

The author has something to say: the simple Lu Yuanzhou is eager to be praised.