Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

When it was almost noon that day, Gu Tian ran over again. Fortunately, Lu Yuanzhou got up early today and then went back to his home, otherwise he would have bumped into him.

Gu Andong wanted to test her out, so he sat on the sofa and asked her: "Young girl, you said you are a high school student, why are you running around here when you have nothing to do?"

Gu Tian took out his mobile phone and looked there: "Your environment is good, I like staying here with you."

"Shit, the house at home is bigger than this one. There is also a study room with a lake view. The environment is better than here?" Gu Andong thought that this girl must be a detective sent by his mother. My mother always thought that he didn't want to go on a blind date because of him. There is a girlfriend, and there is a girlfriend who doesn't let her see it because his "girlfriend" can't get it out, so he hides at home.

Gu Tian is a thief who is easy to buy, and she can sell her conscience for a few dozen dollars.

But Gu Tian has been here several times, not to mention his girlfriend, he didn't even see anything for a girl.She searched the carpet, sofa, and bathroom carefully according to what her mother said, but there was not even a single hair left.

Yan Guo Wuhen, his brother's methods are really superb.

Gu Tian has recently been fascinated by Sherlock, and has used all his limited reasoning ability on Gu Andong.

She raised her eyes and observed Gu Andong who was sitting opposite her: There was a slight crease on the gray T-shirt on her upper body, which looked like it had been rolled over.With a little messy hair, he should have just woken up not long ago.The glistening eye gum under the sun also confirmed this point.

Neck, no hickey on the neck.But his voice seemed a little hoarse.

She looked at it for a long time, and was caught by Gu Andong's eyes.

Gu Andong patted her on the head: "What are you looking at? I have been clingy since I was a child, but I didn't make any progress when I grew up."

The age difference between Gu Andong and this younger sister is a bit big, he was full of blood during adolescence, and Gu Tian was only a little big back then, following him every day, yelling "brother, brother" non-stop.

One weekend, Gu Andong hid at home and watched Xiao Huang/movies, his blood boiled with excitement, and the flag-raising ceremony was being held, Gu Tian, ​​who had just become sensible, came in and moved a small plastic stool to support his chin and sat next to him , looking at it seriously.

At that time, Gu Andong was so frightened that he immediately covered her eyes, carried her out, and threw her outside the door.

A group of adults were playing mahjong outside, Gu Tian wiped his tears and cried to his mother: "Brother is watching pornography at home, especially pornography."

The group of adults laughed when they heard it. The next day when Gu Andong went to school, the neighbors watched him all the way, and his eyes were full of information. An uncle walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Dongzi, You really have grown up."

Brothers and sisters in other families are very harmonious and beautiful, but his family is on the line of loving each other and killing each other.

Gu Andong definitely won't keep any delicious food for Gu Tian, ​​after eating her share, he deliberately throws the wrapping paper on the ground and doesn't clean it up.

When his mother asked him to work, he always ordered Gu Tian to run errands, but if Gu Tian didn't go, he used force to suppress him.

Before Gu Tian was three years old, his expressive ability was limited, so he took a lot of blame for him.

Gu Tian likes him very much, no matter how he bullies him, he won't get angry.

"I, I, I, I just look around casually, can you control it?" Gu Tian slumped on the sofa, "Shouldn't you also wash up and get up?"

Gu Andong rubbed his eyes: "I'm giving myself a day off today, so I don't have to get up."

After speaking, he got up and sat in front of the TV, picked up the handle and played the game.

Gu Tian stretched her hand into the crack of the sofa and continued to search, she felt as if this place had just been missed.

Since Gu Andong was sitting not far away, she couldn't show it too clearly, half of her body tried to keep still, blocking the moving arm, and it didn't take long for her arm to die of soreness.

She groped the sofa from left to right, and finally found a pink packaged condom.

Gu Tian was so excited that she couldn't breathe, she secretly put this contraceptive/suit in her jacket pocket, then sat up as if nothing had happened, waved to Gu Andong and said, "Brother, I'm leaving first. Hold a physical test."

"It's not the weekend, what kind of sports test is going to be held?" Gu Andong sat on the carpet, holding the game controller without looking back, and was concentrating on looking at the LCD screen.

"High school, there is no humanitarianism at all." Gu Tian copied his pocket, almost laughed out of excitement, found this thing, and showed it to her mother. This month's pocket money is expected to increase to [-].

"Walk slowly, don't send it off." Gu Andong watched her hop three times away, closed the door with a bang, then immediately threw the game controller away, and lifted the sofa cushion to take a look.

"I was discovered by my sister." Gu Andong picked up his phone and sent a message to Lu Yuanzhou, "Now follow the plan."

That night, my mother called Gu Andong and asked if he had time to go on a blind date tomorrow.

Gu Andong flatly refused: "I don't have time, my company is very busy."

My mother insisted: "You see, you are not too young. You are almost 30 years old, and basically everyone of your age is looking for a partner to marry. Whoever is in your class, their children will be soy sauce. You are still single Come on, what do you want to do?"

Gu Andong: "I'm not in a hurry right now, mom, I belong to the fifth son of the diamond king, so we don't have to worry about it."

"Diamond fart, you are a single dog."

"Yo. You know even single dogs, old lady, you are very fashionable."

"What don't I know? I also know what you call people like us."

"I call you Little Fairy."

"The army of forced marriages, right? I am the leader of the army of forced marriages." My mother snorted and said, "I said, Dongzi, if you have a partner, please show it to mom. No matter what the family situation is, we will take care of you." Do not dislike."

"No……"

"No? It's not a matter of family conditions? Could it be that she is ugly? There is nothing wrong with being ugly, as long as she is about the same height. It doesn't matter if she is not tall, as long as she is kind-hearted. My mother lowers all requirements, as long as she is a woman Just do it."

What my mother said made Gu Andong a little speechless. Lu Yuanzhou is tall and handsome, and also personable. He is the standard rich second generation. Only the lowest condition does not meet, and she directly excludes him up.

"Mom, I really don't have a girlfriend." Gu Andong said.

But mom wouldn't believe it, Gu Tian brought back the evidence today.

"Dongzi, my God, you must never date/fuck with strangers...Many people outside..."

"My mother, how do you know so much, you even know about dating/gunning." Gu Andong was a little helpless, and repeated, "I really don't have a girlfriend."

"Really?" Mom was still very skeptical.

"No."

"Okay, since I don't have one, I'll move to live with you for a month. I happen to be lonely at home by myself, so I can take care of you when I go. Don't talk about it, I'll start packing my luggage right now." Mom After finishing speaking, without giving him time to open his mouth, he quickly hung up the phone.

Gu Andong is a little confused, this is not the same as expected.

"Our army has made a mistake, and the strategic target has shifted the base." Gu Andong frowned and sent a text message to Lu Yuanzhou.

It didn't take long for someone to reply him: "Speak human words!"

Gu Andong: "My mother is going to move in and live with me!"

Lu Yuanzhou: "Fuck..."

The author has something to say: Readers receive: The author is better than a liar!The promised nine o'clock update, the flag is so easy to fall!We don't trust you anymore!

Me: I drank medicine for a cold today, and my head is a little foggy.I slept until nine o'clock and didn't wake up. Tomorrow will be long and thick! ! ! !