Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

Gu Andong is struggling to find his ID card here, he has something to go abroad for a business trip.Passport has expired and needs to be reapplied.

As a result, I couldn't find my ID card.

Gu Andong was in a hurry, he scratched his head and sat down at the desk, loosened the collar of his shirt, and began to stroke it forward little by little.

1. Gu Andong, when was the last time you saw your ID card?

2. Did you notice something falling out when you took out your pocket?

3. Did you accidentally drop your clothes on the floor when you took off your clothes?

Undress!

Depend on!He took off his clothes only once in the past two days, and that time was at Lu Yuanzhou's house.

He couldn't remember whether he took off the clothes himself or Lu Yuanzhou took them off.

But what is certain is that before going to Lu Yuanzhou's house, the ID card was still in his pocket!

Gu Andong scratched his hair irritably, not knowing how to ask the question.

I don't know if Lu Yuanzhou's number has been changed. Gu Andong remembers the number he used in college better than anything else.

Because when Gu Andong was in the United States, he wanted to make this number countless times, and he had memorized it over and over again, and he was already familiar with it.But never dialed out.

13 ********

Gu Andong tried to dial once, but after a few rings, the connection was connected there.

Looking at the night scene outside the window, Gu Andong didn't know what to say, he opened his mouth and was stunned for a few seconds, before he could speak, he asked impatiently: "Who, no Hang up talking?"

Gu Andong hurriedly replied: "It's me."

When he heard it was him, he hung up without any hesitation.

Hey, what kind of attitude is this.

Gu Andong is angry!

Very angry! !

The kind of anger that wants to beat people up.

Unwillingly, he dialed again, and it took a while for Lu Yuanzhou to answer.

"Hey."

A cold and meaningless tone of voice.

Gu Andong touched his nose, looked down at the corner of his suit and asked him, "What are you doing?"

"..." After a while of silence, Lu Yuanzhou said, "It's taking a bath."

"Damn." Gu Andong immediately felt the mosaic on his head, and he came in a hurry. He subconsciously tried his hands to see if he had a nosebleed, and then suddenly forgot that he was calling for nothing. Well.

He held his breath, turned up the volume of the phone to the maximum, and listened carefully to the movement over there, trying to hear some discordant sounds.

But apart from the sound of water and the sound of scrubbing, there seemed to be nothing left.

Gu Andong was a little reconciled, he turned on the speakerphone, and put it next to his ear.

"Boom!!!" There was a loud noise, which almost shattered Gu Andong's eardrums.

"What's the matter?" Gu Andong asked while covering his ears.

"Damn it." Lu Yuanzhou was very angry, "The water pipe burst."

What's the matter.

"Maybe it's due to thermal expansion and contraction in winter, part of the pipe freezes, and when it comes into contact with hot water, it bursts." Gu Andong is glad that he is a man of science and engineering, and at this moment can calmly help Lu Yuanzhou answer questions.

"Yeah." Lu Yuanzhou didn't have time to talk to him.

"By the way." Gu Andong suddenly remembered this, "Did I forget my ID card at your house?"

"No." Lu Yuanzhou replied immediately, "I didn't see it."

"That's impossible, I remember..."

"You're remembering wrong. Beep...beep..."

Hearing the busy tone coming from the phone, Gu Andong's heart turned cold.

He decided to go to Tianya to post a post, crying about his heartless ex-boyfriend who cheated on him a few years ago, abducted him to his home and fucked him a few years later, and then abandoned him.

Has anyone read such a sad and miserable story?

No one is watching, so he adds one more, he is still disabled, his eyelashes fell out under unnatural circumstances a few hours ago.

Is it bad enough? ! ! !

Gu Andong was full of inner drama, and he sent a message to Lu Yuanzhou after a while.

"You don't even like me, but I still like you. Yes, I'm that mean."

After sending it, Gu Andong added a very dramatic one: "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person."

"withdraw."

"Ah, it seems that the message cannot be withdrawn. Just pretend you didn't see it."

Watching this series of self-questions and answers is as exciting as a one-man show.

Lu Yuanzhou sneered, and replied, "Hehe."

Gu Andong, who was hushed all over his face, was a little unhappy.

Then if he is unhappy, the employees under him will suffer.

Gu Andong was a workaholic, staying up all night to find out all the bugs in the company's web games, and then calling and criticizing Aite's producers and artists one by one in the WeChat group.

The employee who woke up in the middle of the night, looked at the news in the group, and secretly complained: "Going crazy in the middle of the night, the boss must not have a sex life."

Although it is possible to apply for a replacement ID card, it is basically as simple as ordering a takeaway for Gu Andong, but he is rebellious and willful.

He just wanted to use this excuse to argue with Lu Yuanzhou again.

So he found Lu Yuanzhou's home, and he drove there in a newly bought luxury car.

High-end car, limited worldwide.

Gu Andong, who just appeared in the latest issue of People Weekly, thought to himself, we can be regarded as promising young people, IT elites.

But what he didn't expect was that there was a man hiding in Lu Yuanzhou's house!

A man who is more flirtatious than him!

Wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day, wearing a high-definition outfit, and a Korean stick full of Smecta!

Gu Andong got off the car, and exchanged a glance with the stick who was on the phone.

Then the stick took off the sunglasses and shouted excitedly: "Dongzi!"

Yo, I almost didn't recognize it, it was Jiang Fei.His college classmate.

Gu Andong smiled, and punched Jiang Fei's chest as a greeting: "Yo, Brother Fei is quite popular, and he started wearing sunglasses in the streets."

Turn on the superstar mode in minutes.

"It's okay, okay." Jiang Fei's words sounded modest, but his face looked very good, and he didn't mean to be humble at all.

"What's the matter, have you reunited with Boss Zhou?" Jiang Fei knocked on the door twice and looked back at Gu Andong.

Broken mirror reunite.

These are the four words that Gu Andong feels the most disgusting at the moment, and there are even more disgusting ones, I will talk about them later when I think about them.

"Break your uncle's mirror." Gu Andong pushed him.

"You two are back to life?" Jiang Fei used his limited language skills to change the idiom.

Resurgence.

Thanks to Jiang Fei's reminder, these are the four most disgusting words for Gu Andong.

Gu Andong felt that Jiang Punishment might have just returned from Korea, and he can't speak Chinese at all, which was boring, and he didn't want to talk to this person.

Not long after, Lu Yuanzhou came over and opened the door for the two of them. As soon as he saw Gu Andong, he went back to the room, put his ID card in his hand, and pointed at Jiang Fei: "You come in." Then he glanced at Gu Andong. Dong said, "You, let's go."

you go.

These three words made Gu Andong feel a little out of breath suddenly.

Seven years ago, he was so decisive that he never even tried to persuade him to stay.One sentence, let's go, directly pushed him to the American Empire on the other side of the earth.

Gu Andong is sad because of him, and happy because of him.It was because of him that he was so drunk, and it was also because of him that he lost sleep in the middle of the night.After waking up from the dream once, he wanted to dream again.

Gu Andong felt that he was hopeless.

Deserves to be dumped over and over again.

Because as soon as he saw Lu Yuanzhou, he couldn't move his legs.

I was still thinking, why didn't he come here to lie to me, no matter how clumsy the lie, I would believe it.

Why doesn't he come.

Gu Andong sat back in the car, closed the door, and heard a voice in his heart saying: Because he doesn't love you, Gu Andong, you idiot.

Jiang Fei came here to deliver Korean kimchi to Lu Yuanzhou.

He is going to make a video of cooking Korean food.

Recently, he encountered a barrage of bad reviews online for the first time.

That is, as soon as he turned on the computer this morning, he looked at the video uploaded just yesterday, and found several bullet screens, all of which seemed to come from the same person's tone. He has barbs on his hands, and he can only watch but not eat after he cooks, and he is a dead gay.

Among these few items, only the last one is true.

Lu Yuanzhou was in a bad mood when he saw it.

It's not that he has a heart made of a glass bottle, because the video uploaded yesterday is his best dish of braised pork ribs, and he can't listen to criticism of this dish.

There is another story about braised pork ribs.

He didn't like to eat braised pork ribs at all. When he was in college, he didn't know who misinformed Gu Andong that he liked it.

Then Gu Andong bought him braised pork ribs every day.

You said, even if you like to eat something, you can't eat it like this every day, you will get tired of it sooner or later, not to mention that he doesn't like it.

But he didn't want to see Gu Andong sad, so he ate very clean every time.

So that later, he fell in love with braised pork ribs.