Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

Gu Andong bought a new mobile phone, and sent several text messages to Lu Yuanzhou, but he didn't reply.

Adhering to the principle of apologizing first when something goes wrong, and bowing your head first when you are wrong, Gu Andong puts his posture very low, acting coquettishly, cute and shameless.

"I was wrong."

"I'm sorry baby."

"I really have nothing to do with that person. I have a heart for you in the jade pot, and I will smoke purple smoke for you in the sunshine incense burner."

"You are talking."

"If you don't say it, it means you have forgiven me."

"If you don't forgive me, I'll live broadcast and drink Fengyoujing. I'm very impulsive, so let me tell you."

"Drink it. A little head, deep water. Hiccup."

"Stomach hurts. Oh, I can't get up when I'm lying on the ground, and I won't get up until I give you a kiss."

"It's so cold on the ground. I'm sure I'll catch a cold tomorrow. Alas, no one cares about me anyway. My partner doesn't want me anymore."

Who is this trying to kill?

Seeing the last one, Lu Yuanzhou couldn't hold back and replied to him with a very restrained word: "Good night."

Gu Andong grabbed the phone and immediately replied: "Good night! I don't want to say good night to you, I just want to toss and turn with you so I can't sleep at night."

Then Lu Yuanzhou ignored him, thinking: Is this man a dog?

After so many years, Gu Andong's stature has grown, his face has also become taller, and his size has grown, but his brain has not grown at all.

He felt that there was nothing that couldn't be solved with one shot, and if there was, then another shot would be made.

Yes, that's what Gu Andong thought. It can only be said that Lu Yuanzhou knows him very well.

That night, Gu Andong tossed and turned with Lu Yuanzhou in his dream.

When he woke up, he was still muttering "Drink Fengyoujing live broadcast", recalling the dream at night, Gu Andong lifted the quilt and went to the bathroom, he needed to calm down.

In the dream, he let himself go very much, and used all the words he learned from the short movie to enrich his knowledge a few days ago.

Gu Andong doesn't have the talent to be zero, and he still thinks that he doesn't shout enough.

But he believes that hard work can make up for one's weakness, and he will definitely be able to break through himself by practicing more bel canto in the future.

When he was brushing his teeth, he was getting a little phlegm, and when he coughed, he found that his throat was hoarse.

He did this for Lu Yuanzhou, is it easy for him?

Gu Andong was a little worried because he was about to discuss business with Xircom today.

He presumptuously thought that the voice was so magnetic that it made people want to commit crimes.

When Mo Mo sent him the documents, he asked a special question: "Why is Mr. Gu's voice hoarse again?"

Good one again.

At present, if he wants to be dumb, he can only be dumb twice, and he didn't notice it the first time.

Gu Andong now doubts Shen Mo's identity, and feels that he must have ulterior motives when he said this, so he savored it carefully, and then Gu Andong replied: "I ate hot pot with my partner yesterday, it was very spicy, and my throat felt a little uncomfortable."

"Then I'll go downstairs and buy you a glass of rock candy Sydney." Mo Mo's eyesight was as good as usual, and he didn't seem to notice the word "object" that he deliberately highlighted in his words.

When the people left, Gu Andong frowned and considered for a long time, and then told Qi Fei about it.

Gu Andong also purposely drew the curtain of Qi Fei's office, closed the door, and sat down on the desk in his office, crossing Erlang's legs and was about to speak when he saw Qi Fei covering his chest vigilantly.

Gu Andong: "Damn, don't be so gay."

Qi Fei: You're gay and say I'm gay? ? ?

"Tell you something." Gu Andong coughed, his voice hoarse like a drake, "Lu Yuanzhou got angry with me because of his silence."

It's normal for young couples to be angry and quarrel, but how could silence be involved?

Qi Fei couldn't help asking: "Why is Lu Yuanzhou so small? Smaller than the eye of a needle."

"Who said that?" Gu Andong was not happy, Lu Yuanzhou's narrow-mindedness is enough to think about it in his own mind, others can't say, "Our Zhou'er is like this because he cares about me, except I can make him angry like that, There will be no one else."

Qi Fei, who has been single for ten thousand years, felt that he had been hit hard.

Qi Fei: "Then you are excellent."

Gu Andong was a little proud, his tail raised to the sky: "That must be."

After talking about it, Gu Andong learned from Qi Fei how to pretend to be S silently, and asked Qi Fei whether he should confront Shen Mo.

"I think, what if silence is not S?" Qi Fei touched his chin, "That's so embarrassing."

What Gu Andong has been worried about is this: "What do you think should be done?"

Qi Fei gave him a bad idea: "Organize a party, get the silence drunk, and let him tell the truth after drinking. If it doesn't work, he will forget it the next day."

Qi Fei's bad idea is good, Gu Andong decided to form a game this weekend.

But before that, he had to coax Lu Yuanzhou well, so he wouldn't lose his wife and lose his army.

Chen from Xircom is always from Inner Mongolia, and drinking is a must when talking about business.Gu Andong asked someone to buy a box of Hetao King from Hetao a week ago, and it finally came in handy today.

In the end, Mr. Chen was almost drunk, fell down on the table and began to perform their Inner Mongolian "Hoo Mai", his chest was like a broken bellows, whistling, Gu Andong knew the time was right.

He gave Qi Fei a look, and Qi Fei took out a stack of prepared contracts from his briefcase knowingly, and then sat up with Mr. Chen.

"Mr. Chen, let's see if we can still sign this contract." Qi Fei raised his hand as he asked, and stuffed a pen into his palm.

Mr. Chen couldn't straighten his body at this moment, and lay back on the table like mud.

Gu Andong couldn't laugh anymore, well, this is too much.

"We had a good chat today, let's meet him again at the company tomorrow." Gu Andong is sure that the matter is at least half done.

Who would have thought that Mr. Chen would turn his back on the next day and say with a blank face, "Oh, I drank too much yesterday. I forgot what I said. I'm really sorry."

Gu Andong was grinning on his face, his heart was full of criticism.

It's really not as good as these old fritters, they change their faces after a while, like a Sichuan opera.

Gu Andong drove home unhappily, and received a call from Uncle Qin on the way, then immediately turned around and drove the car to the hospital.

The test results came out, and it was indeed stomach cancer that my father had.

Gu Andong frowned sullenly, and sent a message to Lu Yuanzhou: "Zhou'er, I'm very scared."

A few minutes later, he sent another message: "My dad was diagnosed with stomach cancer."

Lu Yuanzhou replied in seconds: "I'll go to the hospital tomorrow."

The author has something to say: feel sorry for Gu Andong for a second.