Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

When Gu Andong returned to the dormitory from the hospital, he was as beautiful as if he had drunk half a catty of honey, touched the little lightning on his forehead, and couldn't stop laughing.

When Qi Fei saw that his arms were wrapped like zongzi, but he was smiling heartlessly, he was a little strange at the time: "I said Dongzi, why did you go here?"

"Go out and get beaten." Gu Andong said with a smile, "Hey, then Lu Yuanzhou accompanied me to the hospital."

"You were beaten stupid." Qi Fei stared at his face for a while and said, "I ask you who I am?"

"You are my dog ​​son." Gu Andong gave him a blank look.

"Sure enough." Qi Fei shook his head helplessly, "I am your real father."

Gu Andong doesn't care about talking to him, it's not good at all to talk to this kind of debtor, Qi Fei doesn't understand him at all.

"Brother Fei, I've demoted you from a noble person to a promise." Gu Andong turned his head arrogantly and said, "You are now on the same level as Jiang Fei."

"Dropped two grades in a row, that's it." Qi Fei turned a page of the book and asked unconvinced, "Isn't the nobleman's seat vacant?"

"Lu Yuanzhou was officially conferred the title of nobleman by Jin." Gu Andong said, "Tomorrow he will be conferred the title of noble concubine."

It's not good to go up so many levels at once, he has to take it step by step, slowly.

But Gu Andong can't control himself, he always wants to upgrade Lu Yuanzhou.If it weren't for being promoted to the queen, he would be finished. He estimated that Lu Yuanzhou could be promoted hundreds of levels in a day.

He likes Lu Yuanzhou hundreds of levels, without exaggeration at all.

The next day, Gu Andong went to the exam wrapped in a bandage, and the bottom was filled with cheat sheets of formulas.

Yesterday, he had an idea, moved again and again, and when he couldn't move, he tried to move, and then he remembered to use this thing to cheat, but he didn't expect it to be a blessing in disguise.

What was even more unexpected was that Lin Chi was in the same exam room as him, squinting at him the whole time, ready to report his abnormalities to the teacher all the time.

Bah, this accuser.

Both of them have arms similar to Yang Guo's. A few rows of people apart, you look at me and I look at you, like a pair of brothers in need.

Gu Andong failed to cheat, so he could only fill in the test paper seriously.

His grades are actually good, and he can basically get a national scholarship every time, but because he has put all his attention on Lu Yuanzhou recently, he hasn't studied much.

Hey, it's a disaster, it's a disaster for him.

But he is willing.

After the test, Lin Chi stopped him and asked him if his arm was okay.

Damn, my arms are like this, and you still ask me if I'm okay, who are you making fun of?The cat cries for the mouse, who are you acting for?

Gu Andong didn't answer, just pushed his shoulder and said, "Get out of the way."

Annoyed, this person still posted it.

"Hey, Gu Andong, don't be ignorant of compliments. I care about you. Why are you doing this?" Lin Chi felt that he was wronged. He had been observing his arm injury just now, fearing that it might become inflamed. He stared at himself with fierce eyes, terrified.

After kicking Gu Andong yesterday, he felt admiration for this person, he is arrogant, righteous, and willing to stand up for others.So he ran to buy some anti-inflammatory drugs.

It was just about to be delivered, but it was shut down.

"No need." Gu Andong heard Lin Chi's words just now as irony, glared at him and said, "I have to thank your eight generations of ancestors for caring about me, hehe, get out of my way."

Lin Chi couldn't help laughing, this guy with a beard and eyes is pretty cute.Xiao Yuancun, with two sword-shaped eyebrows, looks very fierce, but in fact, he barks his teeth and claws, without any attack power.

Since then, Lin Chi has come to Gu Andong every now and then to find something to do. In order to get his attention, he did all the shameless things.

Gu Andong has annoyed him enough, he doesn't understand why this person wants to make things difficult for him.

Until one day, he finally understood.

Lin Chi likes Lu Yuanzhou! ! ! !

The matter originated from giving gifts at Christmas, Gu Andong originally planned to go to dinner and watch a movie with Lu Yuanzhou, and the place was arranged.

The film I watched was a literary film, sensational and sensational, the cinema was dimly lit, and the atmosphere was ambiguous, maybe I could hit home plate in minutes.

As a result, Lin Chi bought a ticket and followed him, sitting next to Lu Yuanzhou instead of sitting anywhere.

"There are so many empty seats, why don't you just sit here?" Gu Andong was full of anger, and finally exploded in an instant, "Lin Chi, why do you always follow us?"

"Let me see what you two are sitting so sideways, what are you trying to do?" Lin Chi took a sip of Coke leisurely, looked at Lu Yuanzhou with a smile and said, "Yuanzhou, do you want to eat popcorn?"

Lu Yuanzhou shook his head, threw the gift he had been picking out all day, and threw it on Gu Andong indifferently, saying: "I bought it casually, and I'm giving it to you."

"You actually bought me a gift?" No, I can't control it anymore, I have to upgrade, let's temporarily rise to Queen, don't tell Qi Feifei, and don't tell Jiang Punishment.

sneakily.

Gu Andong glanced at it and asked, "Can I take it apart and have a look?"

The blue light from the big screen shone on his face, his eyes were bright, and he was hiding a smile.

"Take it apart, it's for you." After Lu Yuanzhou finished speaking, Lin Chi grabbed the seat and stretched his hands to look at it. Lu Yuanzhou pushed him down and said, "What are you looking at? It's nothing to do with you."

"We've known each other for so many years, yet you just abandoned me." Lin Chi curled his lips. "New lovers have gifts, old lovers don't."

"Have you two been together before?" Gu Andong glanced at Lu Yuanzhou after unpacking and asked, "He... is your ex-boyfriend?"

This relationship is messy enough.

Lu Yuanzhou acquiesced in not replying, and Lin Chi yelled loudly: "Yes, we used to be a couple."

Gu Andong heard the sound of his heart breaking in an instant, he couldn't pick it up, and couldn't stick it when he picked it up, it was broken like ice cracked porcelain.

Ganqing Lin Chi is looking for him all day because he is an eyesore around Lu Yuanzhou, Ganqing Lin Chi wants to get back together with Lu Yuanzhou.

Gu Andong suddenly felt a sense of crisis. After watching the movie, the three of them went back to the dormitory, and then sent him a message in the middle of the night asking: "Lu Yuanzhou, what do you think of me?"

Lu Yuanzhou replied in seconds: "Very good."

It's over, it's over, I was issued a good person card before I confessed, and the bottom line must be the cliché "You are very nice, but we are not suitable."

In order to reverse the situation, Gu Andong immediately replied: "Actually, I'm not a good person, I'm... not good."

Lu Yuanzhou: "Oh."

"No." After typing these two words, Gu Andong felt a little inappropriate.Talking dirty now is likely to be mistaken for a hooligan.

So he thought about it for a long time, edited a long paragraph and sent it: "I started from nothing as a poor street gangster, and a group of brothers went through life and death, robbed and kidnapped traffickers/printed money with drugs, bombed the police station and rescued the mayor. I have tens of millions of younger brothers, have everything you need in villas and luxury cars, and have a family fortune of over [-] million. I talk and laugh with the boss of Asia's largest gangster. I don't know which means of transportation, airplanes and tanks. I have been famous and betrayed. After so much, I just want to Let me ask you, do you like me or not?"

Lu Yuanzhou: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Who the hell took the wrong medicine!I did not take the wrong medicine!

Gu Andong was so angry that he almost crushed the phone.

Lu Yuanzhou was tactfully refusing. I was afraid that he would be embarrassed and didn't say it clearly, so let him realize it by himself.

I realized that a layer of Gu Andong's scalp was scratched off, and the dandruff fell down, like snow falling in the twelfth lunar month of winter, the white land is really clean.

Gu Andong felt particularly sad.

Oh, sure enough love is sad.

The next day he got up with drooping eyelids, picked up his phone and glanced at it, and he was awake at that time.

Lu Yuanzhou said: "I waited for your good night until three o'clock in the morning."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I waited for your good night until three o'clock in the morning. Damn, it's so sweet, Su, and idol drama.

With just this simple sentence, Gu Andong can swallow several catties of candy, and make up a whole pure love drama of "you blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, you".

Instantly felt his sky, the stars are bright.

Qi Fei glanced at Gu Andong who was jumping up and down with the gaze of a mentally retarded: "Are you going to heaven?"

"I want to take off and fly to the sun." Gu Andong made a gesture of spreading the wings of a roc, and flew to the sink to brush his teeth with flapping arms.

"It's not too hot, the temperature on the sun is so high."

"I'll go at night." Gu Andong rinsed his mouth, raised his neck and said, "You don't care about me."

The author has something to say: Brother Dong, don't change your relationship too quickly, crying and laughing for a while is comparable to schizophrenia.