Cultivation first profiteer
Chapter 7 Fat Master
"Who are you?" Fan Ke stared at the fat man who didn't know where he came from. He really didn't discriminate against fat people. In his previous life, he himself was a slightly fat person, and he was somewhat kind to fat people.But, but this person in front of him simply cannot be "fat"!Fatty, this cute word, is used on him so wronged that there is no bounds!At least based on Fan Ke's past and present experience, he has never seen anyone so fat.Although it is not as good as those world-class people who are too fat to take care of themselves and need a helicopter to go to the hospital, they are still at the level of sumo wrestlers!
The point is, where did he come from?Looking at the clothes on his body, the bluish-white robe was simply wrapped up, looking very much like a... ball.He subconsciously glanced at Yin Jianming next to him, come on, Yin Jianming, who is five big and three thick and wearing armor, is only one-third of the white flour steamed bun.
"Hey hey hey~"
Baimian Mantou stared at Shen Zhou and kept laughing, but ignored Fan Ke at all.Fan Ke... this steamed bun won't be interested in his family, Shen Zhou, right?
No, what is his home?Obviously wild!
Fan Ke imagined the picture of the slender boy and the fat mantou standing together doing some kind of indescribable exercise, the whole person is not well!No, if this fat man really has any bad ideas, he will be the first to quit!
The low-level spirit beast Yudinghong was not the boy's opponent at all, and was unilaterally abused by the boy. Soon, the violence was over. The boy grabbed the Jasper snake by the neck, dragged the scales like a dead dog, and left almost nothing behind. Yudinghong, whose bloodstains were not at all as beautiful as it was at the beginning, walked towards the crowd with light steps.
The head of the snake with a bowl-sized mouth was drooping, and the mouth of the snake was crooked, revealing half of its broken fangs. The dark green saliva dripped on the ground, and the verdant plants instantly wilted.
Fan Ke: "..." Is this thing so poisonous? !
He was not the only one who discovered this, everyone looked at Shen Zhou even more shocked, and Jing Yi looked at Shen Zhou even hotter.
"Can you put it down first?" Fan Ke stared at the half-dead spirit beast in his hand, and suggested sincerely.He was a mortal, and he didn't want to stick to this poisonous thing.
"Hey, snakes hold vengeance, and they live in groups. If you hit this one, you don't have to wait until tomorrow, and you will find that your pillow is extraordinarily cool tonight." When Jing Yi said this, her eyes locked on Shen Zhou, and she was more concentrated than before. How much higher.
Shen Zhou didn't give him the slightest look, but looked at Fan Ke, his gaze was more focused than usual.
Fan Ke was silent for a while, and then asked after a while, "Isn't it counted if you didn't die?" To be honest, he wasn't afraid of snakes, but he still panicked when a group of them really came.
"That's not necessarily true. Spiritual beasts are no better than wild beasts." Jingyi narrowed her eyes. Of course, since his facial features have been squeezed by fat, there is no sense of existence at all. Whether his eyes are open or squinted, probably no one but himself know it.
Fan Ke also narrowed his eyes. He glanced at the fat man beside him, and asked Yin Jianming, "Who is he?"
Yin Jianming was more confused than him: "Didn't you know him?" This person moved to Fan Ke's side as soon as he came, he thought it was Fan Ke's acquaintance!
You must know that even if there is an era when fat is considered beautiful, it is fat that is perfect without affecting the health of the body. This tonnage is simply an eye-opener for them, okay?Just because of his acquaintance with Fan Ke, and the fact that it takes ability to eat so fat these days, he ignored it, but who knew it wasn't, Yin Jianming was startled into a cold sweat—fortunately, he is a harmless fat man, if someone with evil intentions , I'm afraid they have long been decapitated, right?
Almost as soon as the words came out, the fat man was surrounded.
People who spy on the barracks will be shot, but the fat man in front of him... the left and right generals looked at each other, and they all felt a little strange—such a big fat man, how did he get in here?
In contrast, Fan Ke was much friendlier. After all, he didn't realize that this place was an important military camp. To be honest, things like the army were too far away from him in the past and present, and he cared more about what the fat man said.
"Do you have a solution?" Intuition told him that the fat man in front of him was not simple.
The fat man Jingyi in everyone's eyes is waiting here: "Yes, yes, as long as the little ones take me as a teacher, I will help you solve it. How about it? It's a good deal, right?"
While speaking, Jingyi's eyes kept falling on the young man, so it was clear at a glance who the little guy he was referring to was.
"Why should I trust you?" Fan Ke frowned. Although he felt that Fatty was not easy, it still challenged his bottom line to be a teacher.Even in his time, it was not a casual thing to learn art from a teacher, not to mention this era where one day is a teacher and one is a father all one's life.
"Hey, don't you think I'm fat? As the saying goes, I have a big heart and a fat body. Being fat just shows that I'm simple, and I don't have so many twists and turns!" Jingyi admires her figure very much.
"...Master doesn't just need to be kind-hearted, right?" Are you frankly trying to teach others skills?Kind hearted?People still talk about the heart of a child, who can be "red" than a baby?To tease him? !
"Ahem," Jingyi also noticed that the apprentice he was looking at didn't look at him at all, all his attention was on the young man next to him, he could do whatever he asked him to do, he was extremely obedient.Although he doesn't like to ink marks with ordinary people who don't have a fairy relationship, whoever made this person his apprentice valued, who made his apprentice refuse to look at him directly, but he had no choice but to patiently explain, "I am Jing Yi, if you are a cultivator at the golden core stage of Xuanyan Peak, a physical practitioner, if you are willing to worship me as your teacher, I will accept you as a closed disciple!"
Fan Ke's brows twitched, Jindanqi is considered to be in the middle of the entire cultivation system, let alone for ordinary people like them, the strength of Jindanqi monks is simply unimaginable.But, is he really at the Golden Core stage?If the comprehension novels he read were correct, one of this level could already walk sideways in the small world.
No, whose cultivator isn't Daogu Xianfeng with a supernatural look, even if he didn't follow the crane, he brought other cute pets full of fairy spirit, how could he be such a... fat man?
"You can't discriminate against me just because you think I'm fat!" Compared with Fan Ke, Jing Yi is like a monster who has lived for countless years. If you still don't understand it, you can really hit the wall!
"...You know, monks are generally very immortal." Fan Ke spread his hands, he felt that he was being tactful.
Jing Yi stared at him, wondering if it was caused by being too fat, but he was a little out of breath, which made Fan Ke more determined - he got out of breath without doing anything, this is still a cultivator at the Golden Core stage, teasing him!
"Tell me, do you want to worship me as a teacher?" Seeing that Fan Ke didn't believe in herself, Jing Yi turned her attention to the quiet boy.
The young man finally set his eyes fixed on Fan Ke on him, and nodded after a while.
"Hey, this person is unreliable, don't be impulsive, okay!" Fan Ke was also drunk, and she guarded herself strictly, but she didn't expect that the idiot would nod her head, which made herself very embarrassed, okay?No, this is not the point, the point is why do you want to be a teacher?This person is unreliable!He pulled the young man aside and persuaded a lot of people, but this person is unreliable, so he asked him to look again.
"He is very strong." After he finished speaking, the boy replied seriously.
Fan Ke... was confused all of a sudden.
"But... he's so fat." How could a monk be so fat, it's unreasonable!
Shen Zhou: "..."
"Forget it, anyway, you are the one who accepts it, you can decide for yourself." After speaking, Youyou sighed, and the little loyal dog was abducted like this, why is he feeling weird?
Jingyi was overjoyed, and when Shen Zhou agreed, she immediately squeezed over: "Disciple, I have confiscated apprentices for a long time as a master, now, these are greeting gifts from the master, don't be polite to the master!"
Although Jingyi is fat, her whole body is like a ball. The fat makes her clothes bulge, and there is no place to put things like pockets, but he has a lot of things - all kinds of bottles and jars The pot, the inner alchemy of the spirit beast, the bone fur, and some unknown medicinal materials, Fan Ke's eyes almost popped out.
Not shocked by those things, but scared by the small words in his sight.
[Qingyun Beast Neidan, medium spirit beast Neidan, mild in nature, aura value index 92.4%, can make Baihua Pill, Xisui Pill...]
[Fire dragon horse horns, hot-tempered, aura index 62.9%, can be used to make enchantments, and can also be used as medicine, such as bone erosion pill...]
[Bodhi fruit, mild in nature, with a spiritual value index of 79.2%, can be used to make...]
……
Damn, I unlocked the ultimate move without knowing it!
"This is the Qiankun bag, only the Qiankun is not a hole in the sky! Sigh, it's not a good thing, you can play with it casually, and when you go back to Xuanyan Peak later, I will tailor a storage magic weapon for you for the master. It's better than this." Too much." As he spoke, his gaze fell on Fan Ke vaguely.
Fan Ke was a little embarrassed, he didn't think he was stunned by his hand, did he think he was shocked?The conscience of heaven and earth, although he is indeed a bumpkin, but he has a background in the cultivation of immortals and heroes, so he really won't be intimidated by a small universe bag.
Averting his gaze, he glanced at the big snake that had just been beaten to the point of breath by the young man, obediently threw it on the ground, and was later tied tightly by the soldiers. Unfortunately, the small characters did not appear, and the identification technique failed.
Can't identify living things, or is the level not enough?Qingyun Beast is a medium-level spirit beast, this Yudinghong is only low-level, it seems that it is not due to the level, maybe it is related to the living things?Oh, why isn't the little angel here yet?Why did the little angel who was always on call disappear all of a sudden?Can he complain?
"I don't want it." Shen Zhou pushed the things in his arms, and looked at Jing Yi fearlessly under Jing Yi's surprised and embarrassed gaze, "You are too fat."
Why don't you want him to be a master because he is fat? ? ?Why do you choose master or beauty pageant? !If she hadn't waited hundreds of years for such a well-built man, Jing Yi would have beaten her up.
"...I can lose weight." Isn't it just to lose weight!It has to be reduced every ten years. In the past, it was all for the bastard who oppressed him. What happened this time for the apprentice? !
"Can you lose weight?" Fan Ke was a stickler in the chubby world in his previous life. He yelled about losing weight every day, but unfortunately it was just yelling. He knew how difficult it was to lose weight.Especially for a tonnage like Jingyi, wouldn't losing weight really kill him?
"Okay." Shen Zhou nodded, as if it was a matter of course that I would take you as my teacher if you lose weight, which made Fan Ke feel pained.
Is it reasonable to be reasonable, does he dislike him for being fat?He just doubted his identity!
In the midst of the entanglement, an exclamation broke out from the barracks: "The general is awake!"
The point is, where did he come from?Looking at the clothes on his body, the bluish-white robe was simply wrapped up, looking very much like a... ball.He subconsciously glanced at Yin Jianming next to him, come on, Yin Jianming, who is five big and three thick and wearing armor, is only one-third of the white flour steamed bun.
"Hey hey hey~"
Baimian Mantou stared at Shen Zhou and kept laughing, but ignored Fan Ke at all.Fan Ke... this steamed bun won't be interested in his family, Shen Zhou, right?
No, what is his home?Obviously wild!
Fan Ke imagined the picture of the slender boy and the fat mantou standing together doing some kind of indescribable exercise, the whole person is not well!No, if this fat man really has any bad ideas, he will be the first to quit!
The low-level spirit beast Yudinghong was not the boy's opponent at all, and was unilaterally abused by the boy. Soon, the violence was over. The boy grabbed the Jasper snake by the neck, dragged the scales like a dead dog, and left almost nothing behind. Yudinghong, whose bloodstains were not at all as beautiful as it was at the beginning, walked towards the crowd with light steps.
The head of the snake with a bowl-sized mouth was drooping, and the mouth of the snake was crooked, revealing half of its broken fangs. The dark green saliva dripped on the ground, and the verdant plants instantly wilted.
Fan Ke: "..." Is this thing so poisonous? !
He was not the only one who discovered this, everyone looked at Shen Zhou even more shocked, and Jing Yi looked at Shen Zhou even hotter.
"Can you put it down first?" Fan Ke stared at the half-dead spirit beast in his hand, and suggested sincerely.He was a mortal, and he didn't want to stick to this poisonous thing.
"Hey, snakes hold vengeance, and they live in groups. If you hit this one, you don't have to wait until tomorrow, and you will find that your pillow is extraordinarily cool tonight." When Jing Yi said this, her eyes locked on Shen Zhou, and she was more concentrated than before. How much higher.
Shen Zhou didn't give him the slightest look, but looked at Fan Ke, his gaze was more focused than usual.
Fan Ke was silent for a while, and then asked after a while, "Isn't it counted if you didn't die?" To be honest, he wasn't afraid of snakes, but he still panicked when a group of them really came.
"That's not necessarily true. Spiritual beasts are no better than wild beasts." Jingyi narrowed her eyes. Of course, since his facial features have been squeezed by fat, there is no sense of existence at all. Whether his eyes are open or squinted, probably no one but himself know it.
Fan Ke also narrowed his eyes. He glanced at the fat man beside him, and asked Yin Jianming, "Who is he?"
Yin Jianming was more confused than him: "Didn't you know him?" This person moved to Fan Ke's side as soon as he came, he thought it was Fan Ke's acquaintance!
You must know that even if there is an era when fat is considered beautiful, it is fat that is perfect without affecting the health of the body. This tonnage is simply an eye-opener for them, okay?Just because of his acquaintance with Fan Ke, and the fact that it takes ability to eat so fat these days, he ignored it, but who knew it wasn't, Yin Jianming was startled into a cold sweat—fortunately, he is a harmless fat man, if someone with evil intentions , I'm afraid they have long been decapitated, right?
Almost as soon as the words came out, the fat man was surrounded.
People who spy on the barracks will be shot, but the fat man in front of him... the left and right generals looked at each other, and they all felt a little strange—such a big fat man, how did he get in here?
In contrast, Fan Ke was much friendlier. After all, he didn't realize that this place was an important military camp. To be honest, things like the army were too far away from him in the past and present, and he cared more about what the fat man said.
"Do you have a solution?" Intuition told him that the fat man in front of him was not simple.
The fat man Jingyi in everyone's eyes is waiting here: "Yes, yes, as long as the little ones take me as a teacher, I will help you solve it. How about it? It's a good deal, right?"
While speaking, Jingyi's eyes kept falling on the young man, so it was clear at a glance who the little guy he was referring to was.
"Why should I trust you?" Fan Ke frowned. Although he felt that Fatty was not easy, it still challenged his bottom line to be a teacher.Even in his time, it was not a casual thing to learn art from a teacher, not to mention this era where one day is a teacher and one is a father all one's life.
"Hey, don't you think I'm fat? As the saying goes, I have a big heart and a fat body. Being fat just shows that I'm simple, and I don't have so many twists and turns!" Jingyi admires her figure very much.
"...Master doesn't just need to be kind-hearted, right?" Are you frankly trying to teach others skills?Kind hearted?People still talk about the heart of a child, who can be "red" than a baby?To tease him? !
"Ahem," Jingyi also noticed that the apprentice he was looking at didn't look at him at all, all his attention was on the young man next to him, he could do whatever he asked him to do, he was extremely obedient.Although he doesn't like to ink marks with ordinary people who don't have a fairy relationship, whoever made this person his apprentice valued, who made his apprentice refuse to look at him directly, but he had no choice but to patiently explain, "I am Jing Yi, if you are a cultivator at the golden core stage of Xuanyan Peak, a physical practitioner, if you are willing to worship me as your teacher, I will accept you as a closed disciple!"
Fan Ke's brows twitched, Jindanqi is considered to be in the middle of the entire cultivation system, let alone for ordinary people like them, the strength of Jindanqi monks is simply unimaginable.But, is he really at the Golden Core stage?If the comprehension novels he read were correct, one of this level could already walk sideways in the small world.
No, whose cultivator isn't Daogu Xianfeng with a supernatural look, even if he didn't follow the crane, he brought other cute pets full of fairy spirit, how could he be such a... fat man?
"You can't discriminate against me just because you think I'm fat!" Compared with Fan Ke, Jing Yi is like a monster who has lived for countless years. If you still don't understand it, you can really hit the wall!
"...You know, monks are generally very immortal." Fan Ke spread his hands, he felt that he was being tactful.
Jing Yi stared at him, wondering if it was caused by being too fat, but he was a little out of breath, which made Fan Ke more determined - he got out of breath without doing anything, this is still a cultivator at the Golden Core stage, teasing him!
"Tell me, do you want to worship me as a teacher?" Seeing that Fan Ke didn't believe in herself, Jing Yi turned her attention to the quiet boy.
The young man finally set his eyes fixed on Fan Ke on him, and nodded after a while.
"Hey, this person is unreliable, don't be impulsive, okay!" Fan Ke was also drunk, and she guarded herself strictly, but she didn't expect that the idiot would nod her head, which made herself very embarrassed, okay?No, this is not the point, the point is why do you want to be a teacher?This person is unreliable!He pulled the young man aside and persuaded a lot of people, but this person is unreliable, so he asked him to look again.
"He is very strong." After he finished speaking, the boy replied seriously.
Fan Ke... was confused all of a sudden.
"But... he's so fat." How could a monk be so fat, it's unreasonable!
Shen Zhou: "..."
"Forget it, anyway, you are the one who accepts it, you can decide for yourself." After speaking, Youyou sighed, and the little loyal dog was abducted like this, why is he feeling weird?
Jingyi was overjoyed, and when Shen Zhou agreed, she immediately squeezed over: "Disciple, I have confiscated apprentices for a long time as a master, now, these are greeting gifts from the master, don't be polite to the master!"
Although Jingyi is fat, her whole body is like a ball. The fat makes her clothes bulge, and there is no place to put things like pockets, but he has a lot of things - all kinds of bottles and jars The pot, the inner alchemy of the spirit beast, the bone fur, and some unknown medicinal materials, Fan Ke's eyes almost popped out.
Not shocked by those things, but scared by the small words in his sight.
[Qingyun Beast Neidan, medium spirit beast Neidan, mild in nature, aura value index 92.4%, can make Baihua Pill, Xisui Pill...]
[Fire dragon horse horns, hot-tempered, aura index 62.9%, can be used to make enchantments, and can also be used as medicine, such as bone erosion pill...]
[Bodhi fruit, mild in nature, with a spiritual value index of 79.2%, can be used to make...]
……
Damn, I unlocked the ultimate move without knowing it!
"This is the Qiankun bag, only the Qiankun is not a hole in the sky! Sigh, it's not a good thing, you can play with it casually, and when you go back to Xuanyan Peak later, I will tailor a storage magic weapon for you for the master. It's better than this." Too much." As he spoke, his gaze fell on Fan Ke vaguely.
Fan Ke was a little embarrassed, he didn't think he was stunned by his hand, did he think he was shocked?The conscience of heaven and earth, although he is indeed a bumpkin, but he has a background in the cultivation of immortals and heroes, so he really won't be intimidated by a small universe bag.
Averting his gaze, he glanced at the big snake that had just been beaten to the point of breath by the young man, obediently threw it on the ground, and was later tied tightly by the soldiers. Unfortunately, the small characters did not appear, and the identification technique failed.
Can't identify living things, or is the level not enough?Qingyun Beast is a medium-level spirit beast, this Yudinghong is only low-level, it seems that it is not due to the level, maybe it is related to the living things?Oh, why isn't the little angel here yet?Why did the little angel who was always on call disappear all of a sudden?Can he complain?
"I don't want it." Shen Zhou pushed the things in his arms, and looked at Jing Yi fearlessly under Jing Yi's surprised and embarrassed gaze, "You are too fat."
Why don't you want him to be a master because he is fat? ? ?Why do you choose master or beauty pageant? !If she hadn't waited hundreds of years for such a well-built man, Jing Yi would have beaten her up.
"...I can lose weight." Isn't it just to lose weight!It has to be reduced every ten years. In the past, it was all for the bastard who oppressed him. What happened this time for the apprentice? !
"Can you lose weight?" Fan Ke was a stickler in the chubby world in his previous life. He yelled about losing weight every day, but unfortunately it was just yelling. He knew how difficult it was to lose weight.Especially for a tonnage like Jingyi, wouldn't losing weight really kill him?
"Okay." Shen Zhou nodded, as if it was a matter of course that I would take you as my teacher if you lose weight, which made Fan Ke feel pained.
Is it reasonable to be reasonable, does he dislike him for being fat?He just doubted his identity!
In the midst of the entanglement, an exclamation broke out from the barracks: "The general is awake!"
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