Red Mansion Cat Master

"I don't understand." Xuanlou looked at Jia Enhou expressionlessly.

"It's... that one, a man's," Jia Enhou compared the shape vividly with his hands.

Xuanlou gave him a cold look, and said, "I'm just a cat."

"Even cats are in heat." Jia Enhou curled his lips wretchedly, scolding Xuan Lou for being prudish.

Xuan Lou's face was dull, as if his mind was not on this.Jia Enhou babbled for a long time, seeing that Xuanlou seemed to have something on his mind, he didn't dare to provoke him too much, he told Xuanlou to take care of him without confidence, and left angrily.

Early the next morning, Jia Lian came to pay his respects to Xuan Lou, and by the way, informed him about the celebration of his uncle's birthday in the East Mansion.

Xuan Lou was a little distracted, and when Jia Lian repeated it for the second time, he realized it and asked casually, "Are you coming?"

"No, it will be here after the Mid-Autumn Festival." Jia Lian replied.

"You husband and wife look at the preparations, and the money will come from me." Now Xuan Lou has some money in his hands, so these expenses are not bad.

Jia Lian quickly explained: "Master, don't worry, I will take care of these small things for you, so I won't let you worry about them. My son came here today to ask me something. Yesterday I asked your daughter-in-law to serve the ancestors." , Hearing her old man talk about Baoyu, she said it very leisurely, I am afraid that she is worried that Baoyu will suffer in the temple."

Xuanlou didn't say anything when he heard the words, but asked about something else, "You were punished for copying books last time, but have you finished?"

When Jia Lian heard this, she complained endlessly, "My son is just with that widow... Ahem, master is also a man, you should understand my son's difficulties."

Xuan Lou looked at Jia Lian's bitter melon look, and sneered, "Isn't there someone in your room, that Ping'er." They are really father and son, their temperaments and hobbies are so similar.

"There's a shrew living in my yard, how dare I touch her. My son will go out occasionally to satisfy his greed. If you do what you want, you will be caught and punished."

"I'll punish you because you delayed my confession because of this matter." Xuan Lou retorted.

"You punished me for copying the books when the account manager made a mistake, and punished me for copying the books when I was late. Sometimes you blamed me for the mistakes my wife made, and then asked me to copy the books. I copy every day and every night. I almost ruined the pen, and I almost memorized the Four Books and Five Classics backwards." Jia Lian complained excitedly in a low voice, and tears glistened when he spoke, as if he had suffered a lot of torture and grievances because of the copying. .

Seeing that he was uncomfortable, Xuan Lou felt more at ease.In a moment of interest, he raised Erlang's legs and told Jia Lian with a smile: "Try memorizing it backwards!"

"Son... the son is joking." Jia Lian rolled his eyes cleverly, and hurriedly apologized to the master.The master's appearance is the most frightening, and it's scary if he doesn't smile. If he doesn't stop, it will arouse the master's interest for a while and then punish him to copy the book several times.

Jia Lian took a peek at Xuanlou, seeing that the master's application was considered kind, he slapped himself with a smile, and tried his best to please Xuanlou, "Look at my mouth, it's useless to talk about it. Let's talk about Baoyu's business. Brother Zhen and sister-in-law in the mansion are also talking about him, hoping that she can come back to celebrate uncle’s birthday with everyone. Master, what should we do with this matter? I am thinking that if I want to call him back, I have to set off now to pick him up. We can’t just ask him to come back to celebrate Uncle Jing’s birthday, the Mid-Autumn Festival should also be celebrated at home, the members of the family are auspicious.”

Xuanlou looked at Jia Lian's hard work, guessing that he was not just here to remind himself that he probably came here on someone's commission.

"Who begged you, your daughter-in-law, or your ancestor?" Xuanlou asked.

Jia Lian was embarrassed, lowered her eyes, faltered and shook her head, indicating that there was no one.

The four fingertips of Xuanlou's right hand began to tap on the table one after another, boom boom boom... one after another.

In the blink of an eye, cold sweat broke out on Jia Lian's forehead, and his knees trembled a little.

Xuan Lou squinted at him: "You know the consequences of lying to me, if you do things without telling me, the consequences will be even more... Hehe, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

As soon as Xuan Lou finished speaking, Jia Lian immediately knelt down on the ground with a plop.

"My son knows his mistake! It was the second uncle who seduced his son with a gold bottle. The son thought it was a good thing, and it didn't bother the elders, so he made his own decision and begged you." Jia Lian confessed truthfully.

Jia Zheng?Xuanlou smiled indifferently and dismissed Jia Lian.

Jia Lian felt happy, and was very glad that he escaped successfully.Seeing that his feet were about to step out of the house, the master's voice suddenly came from behind him.Jia Lian's heart trembled, he slowly lowered his lifted foot, turned around slowly, and looked at the master in fear.

He knew that the master would not let him go so easily.

"As usual, copy the book, five times, one month." Xuanlou told Jia Lian in a good mood.

"Five times?" Jia Lian exaggeratedly yelled, stretching out five fingers, "Master, my son didn't get punished so heavily for his mistakes before, how could he finish copying five times?"

"If you have the time to find Widow Zhang, it can be seen that you usually have too much energy. It is easy for you to do this five times. Just right, it consumes your energy and saves you from thinking about nothing and always thinking about the place between the woman's legs. " Xuanlou snorted coldly.

Jia Lian held her mouth shut, frowned and looked at Xuanlou wanting to cry.He is bitter, really bitter!

"Accordingly, you can go get your gold bottle now. I promise about Baoyu, and I will send someone to bring him back." Xuanlou added.

"That's great!" Jia Lian was so excited that she almost jumped up, thanked Xuanlou several times, and then left with tears of gratitude.

Xuan Lou stroked his chin thoughtfully, and took out a book of folk tales from his sleeve to read.

'Slap a sweet date', this method is really easy to use.

It makes sense in the book!

After Jia Lian sent the letter to the housekeeper, he cheerfully put the golden vase in his rags and carried it back to the courtyard, fearing that Wang Xifeng would see it.As a result, as soon as he entered the door, Jia Lian noticed that Ping'er was giving him winks, and then he heard Wang Xifeng's laughter, and came out shaking his waist and twisting his waist, smiling like a flower at her.

Wang Xifeng virtuously stepped forward to greet Jia Lian, and politely asked him what he was holding in his arms.

Jia Lian faltered, looked at Ping'er, and got the answer from Ping'er's eyes.

"Ask you, what is it?" Wang Xifeng looked at Jia Lian inquiringly.

Jia Lian had no choice but to confess truthfully.

Wang Xifeng happily accepted Ping'er and recorded it in the couple's public accounts.She said to Jia Lian with a smile, "This bottle is just right to keep as a dowry for Sister Qiao."

Jia Lian nodded embarrassingly, and went to rest pretending to have a headache.

Ping'er followed into the room to wait on him, and said in a low voice: "Just now the master sent a servant girl over, and she told Second Mistress about Jin Ping'er."

"Hey, my lord, it's really killing me!" Jia Lian sighed helplessly, really not knowing whether to say good things or bad things about the lord.

"The Eldest Master also hopes that the Second Master and the Second Mistress will be harmonious as a husband and wife. Second Master, don't be narrow-minded. Who told you to go out to steal food, and the Elder Master will catch you right away." Ping'er covered his mouth and smiled.

Jia Lian smiled helplessly, scratched her head in embarrassment, and explained to Ping'er that there would never be a second time.

Ping'er glanced away, and said strangely: "I don't care what happens to Second Master, just don't hurt Second Grandma's heart."

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault!" Jia Lian waved her hands helplessly, her head buried in the quilt, and she didn't say anything more.

Ping'er covered her mouth and sniggered, turned around and returned to Wang Xifeng quietly.

Wang Xifeng was delighted to hear that, and put her hands on her chest, and said with a reassuring smile: "With such a father-in-law, I am also relieved, since I will wholeheartedly be the daughter-in-law of their Jia family, then there will be double-mindedness. I This person is like this, if someone respects me a foot, I will give it back. I used to do stupid things, and I also felt that this family was not like home. Every father-in-law and mother-in-law can only rely on themselves, and I have to do things for myself. In the future, I will not think about it with Sister Qiao. Now that I have everything to look forward to, what else do I have to do with those crooked thoughts, I need to be a good wife who is one in a hundred."

Ping'er was very happy to see that grandma was virtuous, and nodded happily.Compared with the vicious and scheming second grandmother before, she is more willing to assist the hardworking and virtuous second grandmother now.

When Xuanlou refined the Sky-Bending Stone to the height of a person, the root-fixing curse that was originally added to the stone also failed.Xuanlou then turned the stone into small pieces and carried it with him, and then moved back the statue of the Duke of the Kingdom that had been agreed with the craftsman.

It happened that the master who made the statue lived near Xiangguo Temple.Xuanlou took Baoyu back while taking the statue.But to the outside world, everyone thought that he had chiseled the statue himself. If he swaggered and brought the statue back, there would be criticism.

Xuanlou picked up a small stone at random, temporarily enlarged it, wrapped it in sackcloth, and carried it into the car, declaring to the outside world that he would take the statue to Xiangguo Temple to receive Buddhist baptism.At the foot of the Xiangguo Temple, after Xuanlou got the real statue, he just got rid of the original one.

When they arrived at Xiangguo Temple, Xuanlou donated money first, and asked the monks to go down the mountain to chant scriptures for the statue, and then turned to find Baoyu who was staying in the guest room.

Baoyu got the news early, packed his luggage and waited in the house.

Before Xuan Lou entered the door, he looked at the precious jade in front of the table through the half-open window.Dressed in vermilion attire and jade pearls on his head, he drank tea at first, and then looked around impatiently, urging the servant Mingyan to investigate the situation.

It seems that Baoyu has really recovered during the period of recuperation in Xiangguo Temple, and he is still the "devil king of the world" before he went mad.

After Mingyan went out and turned left, she happened to meet the old man, panicked, and waited for a while before rushing to salute.

Xuanlou grabs him and walks out, so that Baoyu in the house won't find out.Mingyan was a little scared, she lowered her head, and never dared to raise her head to look at the elder without authorization.

"Your master is in good spirits?" Xuanlou asked.

Mingyan nodded: "When I first came here, I was a little lethargic, but it was strange. I only knew how to read when I was absorbed in reading. Then one day, the second master took a nap and seemed to have a nightmare. He faltered and said something like poetry. In the end, Keqing suddenly called for help. After waking up, the slave found that the second master and the second master...soiled the bedding." Ming Yan blushed, embarrassed to continue.

Under the influence of Jia She and his son, Xuan Lou understood this kind of thing a long time ago, so he nodded his head, signaling Mingyan to continue.

Mingyan continued: "Since then, the second master has suddenly become much clearer, and he is as usual. He always talks about the ancestors and the girls when he comes in, but he can't go back without your order from the elder master, and he can't go back. I can only talk about it every day. I absolutely don’t like reading books anymore, I only read some unofficial stories when I’m bored.”

"Dreaming..." Xuan Lou immediately thought of the fairy girl named Jing Huan, and sneered.

"Go, go!" A low voice suddenly came from behind the wall not far away.Ordinary people can't hear it, but Xuanlou's ears are different from ordinary people.

Xuan Lou lifted up his robe, and immediately climbed over the wall. Two people were running on the narrow path beside the wall. The first one was a monk, and the second one was a Taoist priest, who was still lame.Xuanlou's heart tightened, and he immediately caught up to observe carefully, and found that the head of the previous monk was covered with leprosy.

Could it be that the two of them were rescued by the Fairy Jing Huan?