Revenge can't be counterattacked

Guo Ge hooked her neck, took her into the underwear shop.

"You don't need to give advice, you just need to follow the command."

"what?"

Zhuang Yuanyuan was dragged in by Guo Ge with a dazed expression, and the clerk immediately greeted her with a smile on her face.

"We have a new type of lace here. The design is reasonable, skin-friendly and comfortable. It can not only protect the breast shape, but also adjust it to a certain extent."

It was just a very common greeting, and Zhuang Yuanyuan felt uncomfortable hearing it. She looked around subconsciously. Although it was not the weekend, there were quite a lot of customers who came over, men and women, it was really embarrassing.

She wanted to flee the scene again, but Guo Ge held her arm and dragged her tightly.

Guo Ge didn't care if she was shy or not, he just held her arm and looked around, and it was quite serious to provoke her.

"This one is too old-fashioned, this one is okay, but the lace feels a little hard to the touch, forget it, let's use this one, wait, is this sponge too thick? How hot it is to wear in summer."

The clerk combined her opinions and quickly recommended a girly fan to her.

"What do you think of this one? It's mostly pure cotton, only the edge is pink lace, and the little strawberry pattern here is specially designed for girls."

Guo Ge's eyes lit up instantly, "Take a size that suits her and let her try it on."

The clerk smiled, "Okay, please wait a moment."

Only then did Zhuang Yuanyuan realize, "What did you say? Who do you want to try?"

"You."

"Me?" She quickly shook her head, "No, no, I don't have that much money."

Guo Ge pinched her face, "Are you stupid? I brought you here and let you take money?"

Snapped!

Clap her dishonest hands away.

"That's even worse. Your mother misunderstood me very deeply. If she misunderstood something else at that time, then I would really jump into the Yellow River and I wouldn't be able to cleanse myself."

Guo Ge took the underwear handed over by the clerk, took her arm, dragged her into the fitting room, closed the door with his backhand, and shook the pink strawberry bra in his hand.

"Come on, try it."

Zhuang Yuanyuan rubbed her temples with a headache, "Okay, I'll try, you go out first."

"I've already come in and plugged in the door, how troublesome is it to go out again? Come, I'll help you."

Guo Ge hung the little strawberry on the bright silver hook next to it, and pulled up her cotton T-shirt with his hand.

The building has air-conditioning, this pull made her stomach feel chilly, which startled her, so press it quickly!

"You don't need it! I'll do it myself."

Guo Ge leaned back slightly, leaned against the door panel, pursed his lips and smiled, "Okay, you can do it yourself."

It looked like she really didn't intend to go out.

Zhuang Yuanyuan sighed slightly, since they are all women anyway, isn't it just like going to the bathhouse in winter?That's okay too.

That's what she said, but she still felt unspeakably ashamed. Guo Ge refused to go out, so she could only turn around.

But even so, the degree of shame has skyrocketed.

How about...just take off your sleeves, wrap your T-shirt in your underwear?

This idea seems to be good, although it is a bit troublesome.

She skillfully pulled the armpit fabric, retracted one arm first, then took off the other arm, and both arms were easily retracted into the cotton T.

Pulling down on the hem of the dress that was stretched up a bit, she started to undo the buckles with her backhand. Just as she undid one, her hand was held down.

The fitting room was small, so Guo Ge leaned over with a little probe and put it on her shoulder.

"What's the matter, you? Why don't you take it off and try it? What effect can you try?"

The warm breath blowing by her ears was in stark contrast to the cold wind blowing from the air conditioner above her head. She couldn't help but tilt her head to avoid it. In cotton T.

Bear with it, bear with it, and it will not itch when you divert your attention.

She tried to divert her attention, shrugging her shoulders to shake the heavy head on her shoulders.

"Arise, sink to death."

"Can you try it when I get up?"

"Why didn't I try hard?"

Guo Ge tilted his head, and simply leaned on her shoulder, and asked lazily: "You said I didn't sit with a good soft seat, why did I come in and squeeze such a small fitting room with you?"

"Why?" She was too lazy to use her brain at the moment, or in other words, the breathing on her neck was alternating hot and cold, and the sense of presence was too strong, she didn't have time to guess what prank she was trying to play.

Guo Ge leaned closer to her neck, breathing a little hotter.

"This is underwear, and nothing else. You can't wear it out. If I don't come in, how can you help your staff look good?"

It seems to make a little sense.

She turned her head and glanced at the wall mirror inlaid on the wall. Guo Ge was resting on her shoulder, and her hands quietly stretched out to the hem of her clothes, and she could clearly see the small movements of pulling the hem of the clothes up little by little.

This dead pigeon!

She reached out and squeezed the back of her hand hard!

"Hiss!" Guo Ge took a deep breath, and quickly withdrew his hand and shook it, "I found that you are similar to my mother, if you can't talk, you have to do it!"

"That's what you owe! Why are you rolling my clothes?"

Guo Ge couldn't help feeling wronged, "Didn't you tell me all about it? Let's see how you try it on."

"Then... then I have to wait until I change it before I show it to you."

Guo Ge exaggeratedly turned the corner and sighed, "I said when did you get out of touch with me like this? I also want to say that we have time to go swimming together. You are struggling to try on a bra. Can it still work?"

swimming...

She turned her eyes and glanced at the mirror. In the mirror, Guo Ge was slightly bent over. The cotton T-shirt outlined her narrow waistline. Her white and slender legs were exposed in denim shorts, and even the round toes outside the sandals were showing. A touch of delicacy.

Guo Ge is beautiful and has a good figure. He must look good in a swimsuit.

But she is a landlubber, if you really want to go swimming with her, you must let her drink water!

Guo Ge has always been easy to bully her.

"What are you thinking? Are you actually a man?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Zhuang Yuanyuan stared back at her speechlessly.

"Then why are you dawdling like this? According to your dawdling method, how do you take a bath in the bathhouse in winter? You went when the door opened, and your socks were still there when the door closed."

"You're wrong. It should be said that I haven't taken off my hat yet."

Zhuang Yuanyuan was amused by her, and felt that she seemed too sensitive, but she couldn't figure out why she felt so ashamed in front of Guo Ge.

Slightly exhaling, she shrugged her shoulders again, "Get up, I'll try on underwear."

"Take it off?"

"Ah."

Guo Ge raised his brows, and with a smile on his lips, he got up and leaned back, leaning against the door again.

Zhuang Yuanyuan stood there for a few more seconds, no matter what, just take it off first!

With a whimper, he raised his hand and took off the cotton T-shirt that hindered the fitting. Before his head came out, Guo Ge had already reached out to take it and helped her pull it off, and hung it on his little arm.

The mirror is on the side, and the exquisite figure can be seen at a glance.

Guo Ge clicked his tongue lightly, and sighed: "Looking horizontally, it looks like a mountain and a side becomes a peak. It's true, but the packaging of your peak is not perfect. At least learn about 5A-level scenic spots, and change to a style that suits you."

With the mirror in place, she could be seen no matter how sideways she was. Zhuang Yuanyuan also wanted to open it, and reached out to untie the last hook.

As soon as her bra was loosened, she was frightened and instinctively covered it.

Guo Ge turned around to get the little strawberry as if nothing had happened, "Come on, try... Hey? Why are you still covering it? I suspect that we are not the same gender anymore."

Yes, yes...why is she covering it?

Zhuang Yuanyuan's face felt faintly hot, and even she herself didn't know why.

Guo Ge was so natural that he couldn't lean over naturally any more. He slapped his left and right shoulders twice, and the shoulder straps fell off.

"Stay out of the way? Do you want me to grab your hand?"

Zhuang Yuanyuan looked back at her, and she was also looking at her, her bright eyes reflected her fleshy face, accompanied by a few smiles.

"Why? Do you really want me to grab your hand?"

Zhuang Yuanyuan blinked, and the brain cells that had been led by the nose all the way suddenly came online!

"No! Why should I try on if I don't buy underwear?"

"I said I'll buy it for you."

"Why did you buy it for me?"

"Birthday."

Zhuang Yuanyuan opened her eyes slightly, "My birthday is the twelfth lunar month!"

Guo Ge smiled, "I know, but it's my birthday."

Zhuang Yuanyuan: "..."

Guo Ge said again: "You can't give me a present on my birthday?"

Zhuang Yuanyuan: "So why did you ask me to try this? You want to imply that I don't know your birthday and haven't given you a gift yet? Wow~ You are so deep!"

Guo Ge flicked her brain, "The city government needs to use brains, and only you can make me use brains."

What kind of star is this?The sweet talk is easy to tell, and it doesn't matter who it is!

Zhuang Yuanyuan covered the aunt's bra who was about to die with one hand, and raised her hand to rub her painful forehead.

"Okay, stop making trouble, go out and treat you to ice cream."

"Is this the gift you gave me?"

"Otherwise? I didn't know you were coming to see me, and I didn't ask my mother for money. I only have ten yuan on me." She clutched her aunt's bra tightly again, reacting completely instinctively.

Guo Ge glanced condescendingly over her shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Gifts don't have to cost money, what matters is whether the person you give them likes it or not."

"If so what do you like?"

"like you."

Zhuang Yuanyuan reached out and patted her on the head, "Can you be more serious?"

"I'm very serious. I like you, so I want to see you wear the bra I bought. If you wear it to me, it will make me happy. This is the best birthday present."

If it wasn't for the fact that Guo Ge was [-]% female, Zhuang Yuanyuan would have almost believed her nonsense.

"speak English!"

Guo Ge said: "Which word I said is not human?"

Zhuang Yuanyuan was laughed out of anger again, "Boys who want to see girls wearing bras are at most perverts, but girls who want to see girls wear bras, what's the matter? Prank or perversion?"

This stinky pigeon even tricked her into taking off her underwear on her birthday.

Guo Ge's face visibly froze for a moment, and his sneaky gaze immediately turned away.

"I... am not a pervert, nor a pervert."

"So it was a prank."

"It's not a prank."

"Ok?"

"Do you understand what I mean by 'like'?"

"What do you mean? There are many meanings in liking?"

Glancing at Zhuang Yuanyuan's clean eyes that looked to the end, Guo Ge's originally radiant eyes dimmed instantly.

"I... I have a small cup, A, so I envy you C, I just want to buy something I can't wear and let you wear it for me to make up for it... It's a pity..."

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Because I’m probably the only one who didn’t update on time QAQ

I feel like I dug a hole for myself, and won the honor of being one of the most stupid authors in Jinjiang...