Revenge can't be counterattacked

Zhuang Yan is very sensitive to human voices, only human voices, so beating gongs, drums, thunder and rain will not wake her up, but she will wake up as soon as she hears a little human voice.

On the first night Guo Qi moved here, at one o'clock in the morning, Zhuang Yan was woken up by whispers. She didn't open her eyes, and she rolled over and got out of bed when she regained consciousness.

The whispers came from the balcony, and there was a faint cry.

It's Guo Qi.

She opened the door and went out, just as she was about to remind her to go back to her room to make a call, but she heard Guo Qi twitching and muttering: "That was my first kiss, she didn't even discuss it with me... just moved in, I'm afraid I don't know what to do next..."

First kiss?

A 22-year-old girl who has experienced college freedom has never kissed?

It's fine if it's really long and I'm sorry for the audience. She's obviously quite soft and cute, and it's completely the dish of those straight men, and the double merchants are always offline, so it's easy to lie, how could she not be eaten up to now?This is illogical.

"Boyfriend?!" Guo Qi's voice suddenly turned up half a level, and then quickly lowered his voice and said, "Even if I try to find it for a while, I can't find it. Besides, living together before marriage...isn't that good."

"No, I'm not old-fashioned, I'm just responsible for myself. Besides, I didn't live here just to find a place to stay. She is a professional doctor in a tertiary hospital with excellent professional skills!"

Sighing slightly, Guo Qi lay down by the window, didn't dare to open the window, just looked at the street lights in the distance through the window, the glass door of the balcony clearly reflected her figure, half lying on the window with her butt pouted, It looks more leggy and rounder.

"Thinking about it, it's not easy for someone to help me. I also said the terms of exchange in advance. It's because I'm too petty. The kiss between the two women should not be considered a kiss."

"What nonsense are you talking about?! I'm not gay!"

"Forget it, forget it, I won't tell you, hang up."

Guo Qi hung up the phone, and Zhuang Yan stood with her back against the cool door panel for a long time.

……

The summer is so hot that there are cicadas singing and heat waves everywhere, and even the wind that blows is hot.

On the top floor of the teaching building, at the height of the fifth floor, she climbed over the safety net, stepped on a little edge of the roof, and looked at the basketball court downstairs.

There is a class in physical education class, a team of boys, a team of girls, two basketball baskets, taking turns to shoot and throw.

The boys hooked their shoulders, and the girls hugged each other. No one felt that there was anything wrong, and they were used to it.

Somebody looked up unintentionally, found her, and first pointed it out to the classmates with a laugh, but then realized something was wrong, and then called the teacher in a panic.

The classmates all looked up at her, they were too far away to see their expressions clearly, but I can guess that there are all kinds of things, there are all kinds of things, and they probably laughed the most.

Soon someone ran up, and a teacher shouted: "Come down quickly! Tell the teacher something!"

She just wanted to laugh.

Ah!Tell the teacher?How many times has she said that?If it was useful, would she still be standing here?

"Let her come to see me."

This is all she has to say.

Some classmates rushed down to help her call someone.

Is someone calling?

It seems to be calling, but it seems not.

She's kind of... not remembering.

She only remembers the moment when she fell from the building, her short hair slapped on her face and the sky was blue...

……

I woke up early in the morning with a splitting headache. I haven't dreamed about what happened 13 years ago for a long time. I still had chest tightness in the dream again.

Zhuang Yan rolled over and got out of bed. Late night makes people emotional, while early morning makes people rational.

Last night, my soft-hearted self was really ridiculous.

What first kiss?Did she have her first kiss?It was gone when I was nine years old!

Business as usual.

The first step of revenge: cheat into the house, success.

The second step of revenge: develop her same-sex consciousness, success. (The kiss photo was successfully entered.)

The third step of revenge: Invade her life without a trace, and start.

Morning bath, light makeup, cooking, get up at 21:5, everything is ready at [-]:[-], the alarm clock in Guo Qi's room has rang four times, every [-] minutes, but I waited and waited, but I never saw that stupid rabbit come out.

At 25:[-], the alarm clock rang for the fifth time, and nothing happened!

Zhuang Yan put down the agreement in her hand, and knocked on the door.

"Guo Qi, get up."

no response.

"Guo Qi? Guo Qi!"

Zhuang Yan hated unqualified yelling, and she couldn't bear it when the sound exceeded forty decibels, and the volume of shouting was naturally within forty decibels.

Such a gentle name is obviously useless to Guo Qi.

Still no response.

Zhuang Yan tried to twist the doorknob, but with a click, it opened!

No security awareness at all!

She frowned and opened the door, "I'm coming in."

Guo Qi hugged the pillow and pressed the thin blanket to sleep in the dark. The dark red hot pants were tight, and the edges of the trousers were turned up because of the relationship between the bent legs and the quilt, and the white and tender buttocks were looming in the gap.

She stared at the buttocks and walked over, glanced at a certain rabbit whose lips were still slightly slobbered, clenched her hands, and raised her hands to give her a slap!

Snapped!

It was hitting her buttocks, and it could be seen that the buttocks bounced three times through the hot pants.

Feels good.

Guo Qi was shocked and sat up suddenly.

"What's the matter? What happened?"

Zhuang Yan looked at her with one arm folded, pushed the gold-rimmed glasses, the clear lenses reflected the light of the window, covering her calm eyes.

"It's 06:30, don't you have to go to work?"

Guo Qi couldn't react for a while, with a hysterical face, he rubbed his sore buttocks, looked at her, looked at the sky outside, then took out his phone and looked again.

"Call me if you call me. Why did you hit me? Also, why did you hit me here?"

Zhuang Yan glanced at her exploded bob hair, one, two, three, four, five, a total of five pinches!

This is how tough the sleeping position is to sleep with such a thrilling effect?

Simply unbearable!

Zhuang Yan has obsessive-compulsive disorder and can't look at clutter and disorder. Mobile phone icons must be of the same type next to the same type. Tables, chairs and benches must be placed in a fixed position. The living space must be clean and tidy. This kind of non-three-dimensional existence is absolutely unbearable!

But she's not a clean freak, clean freak means you have to be clean, she just has to behave.

A pinch is barely bearable, but she couldn't bear the fried fur rabbit. She pushed her glasses, turned around and walked away, saying as she walked, "Wake up on time at six o'clock tomorrow, one minute late, one slap, ten minutes ten minutes."

Guo Qi had just picked up the cotton T-shirt and planned to change clothes, but when he heard this, he immediately froze.

"What? What did you say?!"

"Are you hard of hearing at such a young age?" Zhuang Yan stopped at the door and glanced back at her, "I'll repeat it one last time, get up at six o'clock tomorrow, otherwise... spanking."

Guo Qi seemed to be struck by lightning, his rabbit eyes widened.

She had already walked to the dining table and sat down to pick up the agreement again, when Guo Qi's wailing came.

"No! Are you my mother?!!!"