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"Chicken Fly Dog Jump"

——Wei Chen & Huang Shaotian

Huang Shaotian never thought of himself as a young master, even though his whole family brainwashed him in this way.

As a child, he liked to climb out of the fence of his home or through the fence at the front door in pursuit of the so-called "spiritual freedom" - that is, to be free, uninhibited, and play with the little girls in the neighborhood .Since the family lived in a villa area halfway up the mountain at the time, and there was a distance down the mountain, Wei Chen would send two people to follow Huang Shaotian every time before allowing him to go out to play. This caused Huang Shaotian great trouble, because Huang Shaotian always firmly believed that this detrimental to a man's dignity.

So in Huang Shaotian's memory, before going to school when he was a child, every day in his daily life was spent in a cycle of Wei Chen's suppression——Huang Shaotian's resistance——Wei Chen's suppression failure——Huang Shaotian's resistance victory——Wei Chen's fury. .Wei Chen is such a big devil, Wei Chen is a bachelor, Wei Chen is so hateful, Wei Chen doesn't understand love!This is Huang Shaotian's entire impression.

And in Wei Chen's memory, from Huang Tian until he went to elementary school, Wei Chen only had one impression: Oh Ho Ho Ho Shaotian was fat, obedient, sensible and cute when he was a child!

It can be seen how upright Huang Shaotian's memory is, and how weird Wei Chen's memory is, and this horrible beautification filter and skin smoothing will not get better.

Young Master is Huang Shaotian's name at home. Wei Chen told him this: "My child, look at you. You have been called Young Master since you were a child. Later, you felt that this name really couldn't be called outside, but what about you? , and it exists like the sky at home, so it’s called Huang Shaotian.”

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Huang Shaotian's little friend: "...you will be a ghost only if you believe it!"

Huang Shaotian: "That's right! Only if you believe in you will you be a ghost!"

Huang Shaotian and his little friends: "If you believe in you, you will be a ghost, Bazahei!"

Wei Chen: "..."

Huang Shaotian's parents are very busy and hardly have time to discipline Huang Shaotian at home, so Huang Shaotian grew up under the care of Wei Chen and the nanny aunt. To become a motivated young man with correct three views and exquisite facial features really depends entirely on his own conscience and the care of the society.

Wei Chen belonged to the underworld, but Huang Shaotian felt that this underworld was different from what he understood.In the novels that Huang Shaotian has read, gangsters are all walkers, wearing windbreaker coats, driving stylish sports cars, and you are embarrassed to go out without a hundred or so younger brothers behind you. The younger brothers are all in black suits and white clothes. Shirts and ties, people in the [-]th saw that the boss was about to stand at attention, and shouted "Hi, boss!" Then the boss took off his leather gloves, waved to everyone with a sense of accomplishment, and said, "Hello, comrades, hard work, comrades!" Already!"...

Hey, what's wrong?It doesn't matter, oh, it's just pulling the wind anyway!

But the scenes that Huang Shaotian sees every day are actually like this. Because Wei Chen has a big heart and a fat body, his windbreaker is enlarged. Standing still like a statue, he waited for the younger brother behind him to help him get off the windbreaker hooked on the chair before he could keep his head held high and his chest held high.

The head can be broken, but the shape can't be messed up!

When it comes to going out, Wei Chen is actually quite different from the underworld in the novel. He often squeezes the subway and bus, and often rides an electric scooter to buy groceries. Wei Chen's explanation for this is that because the road is too Many cars will only lead to traffic congestion, and at the same time cause exhaust pollution, which will lead to environmental problems, and our poor young master lives in such an environment, it is really distressing!so!Wei Chen and his younger brother collectively chose to travel by subway, in fact, it was all for the sake of the young master!It's for Huang Shaotian!

Huang Shaotian: "...Oh, why don't you hold your breath and stop producing carbon dioxide?"

Wei Chen's younger brothers are also different from what Huang Shaotian saw in the novel. In the novel, the younger brothers usually stand quietly and silently around the boss, ordering and forbidding, going through life and death for the boss, and throwing their blood and blood for the boss. , the boss gave an order, and the mountains of swords and seas of fire will be shot without blinking, but in fact it is like this:

Wei Chen: "The young master jumped over the wall and ran away! I went down the mountain to find the girl from the old Li's family halfway up the mountain! Hurry up and catch the young master!"

Wei Chen's little brother A: "You go."

Wei Chen's younger brother B: "I won't go!"

Wei Chen's younger brother C: "I think the young master and that little girl are a perfect match!"

Wei Chen's younger brother Ding: "Master's vision is never wrong! Now you should fall in love freely, support you!"

Wei Chen's little brothers: "Support the young master! Support the young master!"

Wei Chen was so furious that he slapped the table shaking: "Support it! Nima, your young master is only eight years old! Support it! Catch him!"

Huang Shaotian was very afraid of Wei Chen's younger brother. Not only was it because when he was a child, he went out to hook up with little girls and was always caught by the arms and brought him back, causing a shadow. It's too scary to grow up, not to mention the aura of a second-year student, and it's very embarrassing.He kept talking, but the younger brothers finally changed their minds, so every day when Huang Shaotian entered the room, he would hear the younger brothers respectfully shout "Brother Tian" to him.

Huang Shaotian: "..."

You are my elder brother, are you? My own elder brother, are you!Can we not do this!

The most amazing thing is not Huang Shaotian's family background, but Huang Shaotian's ability to conceal his family background for more than 20 years, this is the most incredible thing.Huang Shaotian acted very much like a son of a good family outside, ah no, a child of a good family (Huang Shaotian: Am I not a child of a good family...), so his classmates didn’t know that Huang Shaotian’s family used to be a (beep) ——) Yes, Huang Shaotian is very popular, he gets along well with everyone, and he often visits his classmates' homes, but he never invites his classmates to his own home, and when he was in high school, everyone used the bus to go to school every day , only Huang Shaotian is not, because his family lives in a villa area and there is no way to get to the bus, so everyone will often see Huang Shaotian coming from the corner of the street with his schoolbag on his back, staggering, trekking over mountains and rivers, it is really pitiful!

In fact, Huang Shaotian was just sitting sideways in the car sent to him by the bodyguards, his legs were numb!

The students made unrestrained guesses about Huang Shaotian's family background: if they didn't invite the students to be guests at home, and didn't take the bus to school, could it be that the family was too poor?Living too far away at home?My God, Huang Shaotian, who is cute and motivated, is so pitiful!We are coming to help him!As long as everyone contributes a little love, the world will become a warm world!

When Huang Shaotian noticed that his classmates had such a brain hole, he was in a bad mood. His deskmate bought him two notebooks and three gel pens in a serious manner, and the little girls in the back row often quietly put snacks on him. at the desk, and the male students in the front row are even more terrifying!Take Huang Shaotian to dinner every day at noon, and Huang Shaotian is not allowed to spend money!

Huang Shaotian's heart almost collapsed: Oh my god, I can't spend all my pocket money, Boss Wei will scold me...

Huang Shaotian did well in the college entrance examination, and successfully got into a very good university. The major is linguistics. Wei Chen was very happy. When he was happy, he held a lot of banquets for the entrance examination. Huang Shaotian originally wanted to invite teachers and classmates to attend. , but Wei Chen's local tyrants made him really unacceptable, so Huang Shaotian had to give up after much deliberation.In the end, Wei Chen's long-awaited treasure Shaotian's school entrance banquet turned into a party within the gang. Huang Shaotian even went out to play that day, so he didn't come to participate at all.

Therefore, the students also left a deeper impression on Huang Shaotian: Shaotian didn't invite everyone to participate in the school entrance banquet, hey, he is so pitiful!The banquet must be very expensive, his family can't afford it!

Huang Shaotian has a look of lovelessness, as long as you are happy.

Wei Chen often encourages Huang Shaotian to show off his wealth, or encourages Huang Shaotian to fight. The life rule he taught Huang Shaotian since he was a child is: you can go out to fight, and you won't be beaten when you go home. If you lose in a fight, you will definitely be beaten.When Huang Shaotian just graduated, he was doing miscellaneous work in various production groups. Since he didn't sign a company, and he didn't have a manager or assistant to bring him along, he wandered around like a ghost every day. Miscellaneous, Huang Shaotian has always been very keen on fighting dramas. Later, his martial arts skills were accumulated during this period of lonely souls and wild ghosts. He is bold, has developed athletic skills, and even did martial arts, but this kind of trick is inevitable. They bumped into each other, so Wei Chen would often go home and see Huang Shaotian lying on the sofa, and his younger brother was rubbing Huang Shaotian's shoulders.

"Fighting again?" Wei Chen floated past like a ghost.

"No..." Huang Shaotian shook his head.

"If you lose, I will beat you." Wei Chen floated away like a ghost.

Huang Shaotian was speechless for a while, can't you care about something else?

Wei Chen didn't know what Huang Shaotian was going to do at first. He only knew that after graduation, Huang Shaotian didn't continue his studies and didn't go to work. I rented a house to facilitate coal mining.It's not that Wei Chen doesn't pay attention to Huang Shaotian's life development, but he thinks that Huang Shaotian can do whatever he wants, anyway, he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, and he won't starve to death if he doesn't work.

"I'm an actor." Huang Shaotian said.

"I'm the director." Wei Chen said.

Huang Shaotian patted the table: "I'm really an actor, and I want to be one."

Wei Chen was taken aback: "Don't be funny, young master, I don't want to start an entertainment company."

Huang Shaotian rolled his eyes: "I know."

"Then shall we open one together now?" Wei Chen crossed his legs, "Otherwise, since you don't come from a major, wouldn't you still be famous? Have you played a talking character yet?"

Huang Shaotian was speechless for a while, his face stuck to the sofa and he didn't speak.

"Just play if you want." Wei Chen stood up, his tone very indifferent, "Eat, drink, have fun, have fun, um."

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Wei Chen felt that he was joking, and it was a very funny joke, but Huang Shaotian was not joking. His family's villa was in the middle of the mountain in the suburbs, and it was very inconvenient to go to and from the crew. Huang Shaotian just went to the city and rented a The house, he simply didn't go home, and when Wei Chen found out that the young master's bedding was really missing, he realized that although the young master in the family was called so big, he didn't have a young master's temper at all.

He is serious, he really wants to be an actor, he is decisive and persistent, and he is determined to win.

"Well, I've grown up." Wei Chen said, even feeling a bit like my child has just grown up.

Wei Chen didn't come to Sangu thatched cottage to pick him up, and Huang Shaotian didn't ask for money, so he didn't offer to give it. Huang Shaotian was allowed to roam around in various production groups, and Wei Chen's younger brothers also had a heavy job, and went to observe Huang Shaotian everywhere. Which production crew does chores, and then write it down in a small notebook, and when the drama is released, look for Huang Shaotian in the vast crowd. At that time, when Wei Chen walked into the company, everyone in the company was watching TV dramas on the computer. , all the bodyguards are watching TV series with pads in their hands, and when they get home, all the aunts are watching TV series with their mobile phones in their hands.

Wei Chen opens his mailbox every day and sees countless emails, all of which are like this: "Report to boss, found the back of the young master's head in episode X of XX TV series!" "Boss, boss, found the back of young master in episode X of XX TV series !" "God boss, look at the screenshot, the young master has shown his face!"

Wei Chen: "Actually, you don't need to..."

Wei Chen's younger brother: "Report to the boss! My God! I found out that the young master spoke in episode X of XX TV series! It's a complete sentence!"

Wei Chen covered his heart: "Quick, where is it!"

Until he went to visit the set once, Wei Chen always agreed with Huang Shaotian as an actor, until one day Wei Chen had a whim and wanted to surprise Huang Shaotian, went to the set to visit the set, and saw Huang Shaotian squatting in a corner dressed in rags like a beggar He ate a box lunch, and there wasn't a single piece of meat in the box lunch that was all green peppers and celery, yet Huang Shaotian still ate quite happily.

How can this be, how can this be possible.

It is usually said like that, let him go out to roam when he grows up, and come back when he has had enough, but Wei Chen still can't stand Huang Shaotian's lunch box without meat.

"Go home." Wei Chen gave him a hand.

"I won't return." Huang Shaotian pawed at two mouthfuls of rice, agitating his cheeks.

"It's impossible to open an entertainment company," Wei Chen said, "It's more than enough to open a personal studio."

Huang Shaotian looked up at Wei Chen, and nodded vaguely: "Oh... I know."

"Go home and eat meat." Wei Chen said.

Huang Shaotian bit his chopsticks and didn't dare to raise his head. He was afraid that if he looked up and saw Wei Chen's eyes, he would really go home with Wei Chen to eat meat. What else would he do? ?

Wei Chen watched the crew all afternoon. Huang Shaotian played a servant next to the protagonist, and he was constantly shouted at by the director and the protagonist actor. If the protagonist's own problems were NG, the director would scold Huang Shaotian a few words, and even the assistant of the protagonist actor He didn't have a good look at him, but Huang Shaotian still suppressed his temper and followed behind the lead actor, greeting him with a smile.

Little Brother A: "Boss, hold on!"

Brother B: "My young master, TAT!"

Little Brother C: "Damn it, kill the director, I'll pay you fifty cents!"

Little brother Ding: "Good job, young master! Come on, young master! I am your fan, young master! Anyone who has a dream is great!"

Wei Chen: "...Let's go, let's go home."

Huang Shaotian did what he said, after two years of acting as a part-timer and passers-by, A, B, C, D, W, Ji, Geng, Xin finally came out, and successfully signed a contract with Blue Rain. After Wei Chen knew that Huang Shaotian had an agent, he couldn't help but burst into tears. (It didn't, however).

Wei Chen frowned: "What does the manager mean? Will you serve tea and water for the young master? Will you stew meat for the young master? Will you put clothes on the young master? Will you give the young master a massage? No? Then the manager will have a fart." Use it! It’s better to have two bodyguards and one auntie!”

Little brother A: "I heard that the young master also has bodyguards, I want to quit."

Little brother B: "I want to follow the young master, hey."

Little brother C: "Master's latest movie, have you gone to the cinema to watch it? Master has at least 10 minutes of plot!"

Little brother Ding: "Damn it, I saw it. My girlfriend and I went to see it. She said that the young master has short legs, and I have already considered breaking up with her! Damn, the young master is what we grew up watching to grow short!"

Wei Chen: "...Oh, am I raising a bunch of fans of Huang Shaotian? Excuse me, is this the Huang Shaotian Global Support Club? Are you the president? Are you? And you, are you? No! Go away Work!"

Brothers: "..."

Wei Chen nodded in satisfaction: "Because I am."

Brothers: "Cut~"

Huang Shaotian finally became popular in the fourth year of Blue Rain. When "White Jade Tiger" came out that summer, Gu Long's martial arts swept the entire TV screen. The TV at home was still a sample of ratings. Wei Chen was on time every day After the news broadcast, I turned on the TV, and while talking about what kind of bad TV series I don’t want to watch, I still focused on watching it from beginning to end.

For Wei Chen, it doesn't matter if he's popular or not. If Huang Shaotian thinks it's not bad, then Wei Chen thinks it's pretty good too.Anyway, after it becomes red, there should be some meat in the lunch box, Wei Chen thinks so.

However, after it turned red, there was no meat in the box lunch.

Li Xuan: "What about you, control your diet and body shape."

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Speaking out scares you to death!I am a carnivore and do not eat grass!I am a child who grew up with two catties of beef every day!He is a child of a rich family!

However this was of no use.

Huang Shaotian hasn't begged Wei Chen much yet, and Wei Chen expressed his regret about it. Those who look forward to the stars and the moon finally brought Huang Shaotian to him, but it turned out that it was because of Li Xuan's matter, and Wei Chen was very upset.

Wei Chen asked little brother A: "Did he say anything else?"

Little Brother A: "Brother Tian told you to exercise more."

Wei Chen: "..."

When "Sudden Dream Boyhood" was released, Wei Chen led the whole company to book the show three times. Every employee must leave good comments on Weibo, Tianya, and Douban. The good comments must be sincere and sincere. Weeping, with the theme of "This is a good movie and the actors are so good", no less than 1000 words.

"The acting was pretty good." Wei Chen sighed, and picked up the phone, "Hello..."

"Boss Wei..." Huang Shaotian let out a choked voice, and drew out his voice.

Wei Chen: "Speak well!"

Huang Shaotian: "Wei Chen!"

Wei Chen was almost suffocated when he didn't come up in one breath.

"What's the matter?" Wei Chen leaned back on the chair, thinking that he might be touched by my act of booking the venue, maybe he also saw my man-made water army getting good reviews in batches?

"It's nothing, I'll go home next weekend." Huang Shaotian said.

"Go home, it's not that you are not allowed to go home, do you want to report it?"

Huang Shaotian's voice softened again, choking on Dafa's online: "Boss Wei...not me...there is another person..."

Wei Chen was pleasantly surprised: "Su Mucheng?"

Huang Shaotian: "Wei Chen!!!"

Wei Chen expressed dissatisfaction: "Who gave you the courage to call me by my name!"

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Wei Chen: "Tell me, who are you coming back with? Oh right, don't come back if you're single. I sincerely suggest you, don't come back, and don't step into the house when you come back."

Huang Shaotian: "Yu Wenzhou."

Wei Chen: "..."

Little Brother A: "Boss! The Suxiao Jiuxin Pill is here!"

Younger brother B: "Boss, the family law has been prepared, do you need it?"

Little brother C: "I also think it's time to jump ship and become the young master's bodyguard..."

Little brother Ding: "Why do I think it's not bad?"

Wei Chen calmly replied: "It's very good, it's either a chicken or a chicken, Huang Shaotian, you'd better get out on the weekend..."

"If you don't roll, you are not Chinese."

Wei Chen opened the door for Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou on airs, heaved a sigh of relief, this anger came from "Damn, you really got together with that designer boy, but you still told me that the scandal is fake?" and "Little white face is not bad, I wonder if he will make meat for Shaotian to eat..." and "Qiong Yao's drama is really good, how about a bitter drama that breaks up true love!"

"Boss Wei!" Huang Shaotian happily pushed open the door, "Boss Wei, you're getting fat!"

Wei Chen almost suffocated with his breath stuck in his throat.

"Well, this is Wenzhou, Wenzhou, this is Boss Wei." Huang Shaotian didn't notice Wei Chen's anger at all, and started to promote Yu Wenzhou.

Yu Wenzhou was also very polite. He bowed to Wei Chen, introduced himself, and then handed the gift to Wei Chen.

Wei Chen still heaved a sigh of relief.

Huang Shaotian went into the room to put down his things, rummaged through the room, looked around, and then found a stack of autographed photos of himself under the coffee table.

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Little brother A spoke at the right time: "Brother Tian, ​​didn't you endorse Ling Rui, and then the boss went to buy Ling Rui's clothes, which were given by the clerk."

Wei Chen was really choked by this breath and couldn't breathe.

Huang Shaotian: "Hahahaha, come and give me a pen, come on, Boss Wei, I'll sign you a fun one, draw a heart..."

On the back of the autographed photo was a small portrait of Wei Chen running, signed: Huang Shaotian?

Huang Shaotian stood up and showed everyone the autographed photo: "Take a look, it's not bad, you should urge him to exercise while I'm away—"

The younger brothers nodded: "Brother Tian is right!"

Wei Chen: "Huang Shaotian, stop for me—"

Yu Wenzhou: "I..."

The little brothers showed affectionate faces: "Don't be surprised, brother Zhou sit down and drink tea!"

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

—Oh, what happened afterwards, you ask?

——Since then, Brother Tian and Brother Zhou have lived a happy life, thank you, and love each other.

End.