Topic: ... Zhang Jiale's screenwriter Sun Zheping and Wu Yuce's participation in the modern urban legend drama "Allure" live post

0L: Live broadcast at 07:30, the old rules, black pick ginseng is forbidden, irrelevant gossip is forbidden, our slogan is Sun Cele Dafa is good

1L: To be honest, landlord, your title is very good. The ellipsis reflects the indescribable feeling of this TV series in this district.

2L: Sun Cele is good at Dafa! ! ! !The whole country celebrates the broadcast of Allure!

3L: Post Office Hong Kong drama, I don’t think the ratings will be high, but the webcast should be good. After all, our dear original writer Da Zhang Jiale is a real Internet celebrity. Didn’t there be a beating incident before? After the public relations, the media fell silent. Swearing in the comment area was scolded back by the little loli

4L: When I mentioned the beating incident, I remembered it, and it just fell apart... Zhang Jiale is so capable [Great Reading]

5L: no, the design should be Sun Hao's great ability [great reading]

6L: The scissorhands of Sun Ce's CP fans are already hungry and thirsty. Every day when I open Weibo, I see that Sun Ce's fans on the homepage are going crazy

7L: What, this TV series was actually sold [Surprised face

8L: It is said that at the beginning of today there will be a rivalry with Sun Ce. The old relationship between the male second and the anti-first is really lingering.

9L: ...What is scarier than ghosts and gods is the screenwriter.

10L: I won't get tired of watching Qingcheng Mountain and River for another ten years, and the screenwriter is undefeated!

11L: Good-looking TV dramas are all similar, but dramas each have their own advantages.

12L: Save your country's loli, save your country's film and television literature!

13L: The drama is full of love words, tears of excitement, all of which are joyful and insane, who can explain the meaning?Answer: Strawberry flavor!

14L: This is the brave audience, flying proudly in the sea of ​​thunder dramas, among the basic love, this is the prophet of Internet celebrities shouting: let the storm come more violently!

15L: Fewer births, better births, and a happy life, you see, I watch, and thousands of families watch it together, and watch "Allure of the City", the merits are in the present, and the foundation is in the future.

16L: ...shocked by your shouting, it's hard for Lele not to be popular!

17L: To be honest, don’t miss it when you pass by. If you can’t watch two episodes, you’ll suffer, and if you can’t watch two episodes, you won’t be fooled. Only two episodes a day, only two episodes a day, real clearance and real dumping. The real millennium waits once, this shop will disappear after passing this village, guest officer, please don’t go, guest officer——

18L: Wenzhou, Zhejiang, the largest screenwriting factory in Wenzhou, Zhejiang——Zhang Jiale, the boss of Jiangnan Screenwriting Factory, ran away with his actors. Zhang Jiale, a bastard, owed 3.5 million yuan for eating, drinking, prostitution, and gambling, and ran away with his actor Sun Zheping !We have no choice but to use TV dramas to offset our wages. TV dramas with original prices of more than 100, 200, and 300 are now free to play for free!Zhang Jiale bastard, you are not human, we have worked so hard for you for more than half a year, and if you don’t pay your wages, you pay me back my hard-earned money! !You pay me back my hard-earned money! ! !

19L: Why don't you become screenwriters, you--[Hands are shaking

20L: Sun Hao: When I first knew that I was going to shoot Qingcheng Mountains and Rivers, I actually refused. I told the screenwriter, and I refused, because, in fact, I, I can’t play such a role at all. The screenwriter told me, Adding special effects after filming, he must be a good role for heartthrobs, what about after adding special effects for a movie—duang!I am red!Everyone likes to watch my drama, because the special effects are added, the special effects are Lele's special effects!

21L: Li Xuan: When I first found out that Wu Yuce was going to film Qingcheng Mountains and Rivers, I actually refused. I told Cece that I refused, because, in fact, I, I can’t let you scare children. Screenwriter Tell me, adding special effects after filming must be amiable. After adding special effects for a movie—duang!Cece has become the favorite of children!Children like to watch Wu Yuce's plays, because special effects are added, special effects, special effects, soft light effects!

22L: Why do these three fans have so many jokes [.Okay, let's broadcast quickly, real-time broadcast, wild list 0.4

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258L: I still can't get out of the plot, oh my god Zhang Jiale is so amazing, tell me what happened to Wu Yuce and Sun Zheping back then! ! !What does that flower mean!

259L: I'm convinced by Zhang Jiale, I kneel down for him, tell me quickly why Wu Yuce was sorry for Sun Zheping back then! ! ! !

260L: Real-time broadcast, the ratings are not overwhelming, the wild list is stable at 0.9, the webcast is going to be popular, I have already found some jokes on the homepage, the jigsaw puzzle is the comparison of the expressions of Wu Yuce, Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing hahahaha

Topic: I can't understand why Zhou Zekai and Tang Hao host children's programs together

0L: Let’s enjoy the fun of the children’s channel together, guest hosts Zhou Zekai + Tang Hao, watch for yourself

1L: Hahahahaha Speaking of this show, my sister was watching it yesterday, and I glanced at it, ah, it was Satsuma and Tibetan Mastiff, and then my sister said that she is very distressed now, because she doesn’t know whether to marry Zhou Zekai or not when she grows up. Good to marry Tang Hao

2L: When I was a child, I was also troubled. Is it better to be admitted to Peking University or Tsinghua University?

3L: Oh my god, I haven't watched it yet, but I saw the title and thought it was going to blow up. Can these two people have anything to do with "Happy Together"?

4L: I saw it, I saw it! ! !Tibetan Mastiff is so cute! ! !He had an expression of "what's the point of this game, mom, I don't want to participate", and then he won the first place in every game, and his jaw was soaring to the sky!

5L: Satsuma looked at the children with a smile all the time, and occasionally said "Everyone, stop arguing", and then the children became honest... In this world, everyone is so straightforward hahahaha

6L: There is a nostalgic game session, to play the eagle to catch the chicken, Tang Hao is the hen, Zhou Zekai is the eagle, both of them are exercising the rhythm of the cell, Zhou Zekai said, let’s start, Tang Hao said, you have a try, Then Zhou Zekai said, well, he has long arms, and he grabbed the last child without moving his body. Tang Hao was so angry that his face turned blue.

7L: Hahahahahaha when there was only one child left, Tang Hao ran all over the field with his back on his back, and Zhou Zekai chased after him. In my heart, my age added up to eight years old, and it couldn’t be more

8L: Then I think Zhou Zekai is seven years old and Tang Hao is one year old... because Tang Hao was really angry when he was caught in the end

9L: Tang Hao is always so angry hahahahaha

10L: To be honest, I became a fan. When Zhou Zekai coaxed the children, I almost exploded. There was a little girl whose hand was pinched by the door. Zhou Zekai hugged her and put her fingers to his mouth... oh my god !

11L: I think Tang Hao is very involved in this show. He reasoned with the children. There was a boy bullying a girl. Tang Hao said, you can’t do this. The boy said, because I like this girl, Tang Hao was so angry. Have you expressed your likes like this?The boy said, but didn't brother Tang Hao punch Zhou Zekai last time? Tang Hao said yes, and the boy said, didn't you say it was an expression of love?

Tang Hao: ...

12L: Hahahahaha! ! !Good and evil will be rewarded!Good reincarnation! ! ! !

13L: I suddenly felt a little bit of getting CP, and silently got Satsuma’s Su point, it’s really not good

14L: I also made up the previous episodes. In one episode, because the program team was not well prepared, there was a wrong seat, and a corner came out, and I knocked on a child. The little girl cried. Tang Hao went to argue with the staff, oh my god, He was so fierce, he almost made a move, and then Zhou Zekai pushed him silently, Tang Hao turned around, and the two of them pushed that shelf hard together...

15L: Ouch! ! ! !Listening to the description is so cute, I'm going to watch the children's channel, goodbye everyone

16L: The Children's Channel really accidentally made this show a reality show, rnb

17L: So cute!Tibetan mastiff bark bark bark!Summer woof woof!Why doesn't Corgi come? When he comes, the three families can gather for a meeting!

18L: There will be Corgi after the next year, it is a large-scale outdoor variety show, wandering around the world

19L: After reading the title, my heart almost collapsed. After watching the video, I feel like I’m going to rejuvenate. It’s so cute! !Children are cute too, Samoyed dogs and Tibetan mastiffs are even cuter!

Theme: Strawberry Taichung Festival Gala! ! !Corgi joins hands with the Queen of Chu to sing and dance "The Distance" + "Sorrow for the Dead"! ! ! !

0L: To be honest, I can't imagine Corgi dancing

1L: To be honest, I can't stand Corgi singing

2L: To be honest, I can’t stand Corgi singing and dancing at the same time. Emma, ​​it’s better to let him act in a sketch. Really, Corgi is full of drama and memes. You can’t think of what he’s going to say when he opens his mouth. High-quality material for acting sketches, Strawberry TV, wake up, don’t think he is an idol just because he is handsome, you will regret it

3L: Acting in skits is really good, and stand-up comedy is also good

4L: I always wanted to ask Corgi if he had ever learned cross talk, how could he be so talkative and so talkative, and the chatter was so puzzling

5L: Corgi’s singing is really not good, and I’ve never seen him dancing, but he’s ok in acting, so he should be pretty good, right?

6L: Dancing is not about hanging on wire...

7L: The queen of Chu is good at both singing and dancing, and it is also to cooperate with her, and... Corgi breaks through himself to be interesting

8L: So, after the auditory pollution comes the visual pollution

9L: I know the sadness, what song is it in the distance?

11L: Far Away is an episode of an idol drama Corgi played in very early days. That idol drama was later suppressed because of its poor ratings. This song is quite nice, and Corgi sang it.

12L: It's time to test whether brother Xuan is an rnb. If Corgi's injury on the scene is too different from the finished product, then brother Xuan is an rnb!Long live the tuner!

13L: Corgi will lip-sync

14L: I don’t think so. Corgi is not that kind of person. It’s not that he’s morally resistant to lip-syncing, but because he’s very confident and thinks he can sing very well, so he doesn’t need lip-syncing.

15L: ...okay, I'm convinced

16L: Queen Chu's crushing level singing skills are coming soon, and Corgi will definitely be bombarded by the high notes

17L: What if Queen Chu wears high heels? Will she be taller than Corgi?

18L: Let me tell you clearly, no, Corgi 176 is really not short among people in City G

19L: To be honest, if my male ticket is 176, I will burn it...

20L: Why not give Ruirui a role, Ruirui wants to sing Huangmei Opera with Teacher Lin!

21L: If there is a program list for the Mid-Autumn Festival in our district, we must give Rui Rui a chance!

22L: The program list of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala in our district is as follows

01. Pet reality show: Corgi (Huang Shaotian), Satsuma (Zhou Zekai), Tibetan Mastiff (Tang Hao)

02. Skewers of Huangmei Opera: Fang Rui & Lin Jingyan

03. Crosstalk program "Order Tofu in Bitterwater, One Thing Drops One Thing": Sun Zheping & Zhang Jiale

04. Stage play "Romance of the Three Kingdoms": Sun Zheping, Wu Yuce & Zhou Zekai, Yu Wenzhou

05. Sketch "Who Moved My Cheese?" ": Huang Shaotian, Zhou Zekai

06. Popular Science "How to Eat Cabbage Scientifically": Wu Yuce, Li Xuan

07. Song and dance "Three Auspicious Treasures": Han Wenqing, Zhang Xinjie, Mao

08. Magic "Guess which of my eyes is bigger": Wang Jiexi

09. Confidential "Turned Serfs Singing": Corgi Fan

10. Speech "My Brother Has Something Wrong": Ye Qiu

11. The skit "It's Not My Fault for Crooked Buildings": Symmetry fans & all other innocent people in the same area

12. The stage play "Rushing for the crown and becoming Zheping": Zhang Jiale, the reporter who was beaten

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