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Read a poem.

Huang Shaotian: "???"

Yu Wenzhou: "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for you."

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Fang Rui stood there alone, surrounded by two loving couples, sweet and sweet, Yingyingyanyan, he was like a 200W light bulb, his whole body was about to burn, could it be that he was the reincarnation of a candle, and he needed a torch to become a candle? Are the gray tears dry?Is this the legend of burning yourself and illuminating others?

"Send Fang Rui home first." Huang Shaotian came over and put his arms around his neck, almost crushing Fang Rui. After all, now that Yu Wenzhou has taken over Huang Shaotian's luggage, Fang Rui still looks like a migrant worker. carrying.

"What are you sending me for?" Fang Rui shrank his head and escaped from Huang Shaotian's clutches, "I have arms and legs, and I'm not disabled. I'll go first, bye!"

"Stubborn donkey!" Huang Shaotian raised his middle finger at Fang Rui's back.

"Let's go," Yu Wenzhou put his arms around his waist and dragged him over, "Hei..."

"Black what?" Huang Shaotian raised his head alertly.

"Hey, hey, the mountain road here..." Yu Wenzhou hesitated, he couldn't remember the lyrics, "Eighteen bends?"

Huang Shaotian laughed so hard that he fell into Yu Wenzhou's arms.

Fang Rui walked out of the airport and was about to step into the taxi pick-up area when he suddenly saw Lin Jingyan standing in front of him with the car keys in his hand. He smiled slightly at Fang Rui. Fang Rui felt that he was dazzled by the legendary Mixiang. This matter must be reported to the police, because when he came to his senses, he was already sitting in Lin Jingyan's car, listening to Lin Jingyan's words.

This is incredible!Fang Rui gritted his teeth, grinding his teeth loudly, thinking that this kind of fragrance is really powerful, he must call the police to alert the general public!

"Are you tired?" Lin Jingyan asked.

"Tired." Fang Rui squeezed out a word between his teeth.

"Fang Rui," Lin Jingyan smiled, "Are you going to eat me?"

"Yes." Fang Rui continued to utter single words like squeezing toothpaste.

Lin Jingyan didn't speak any more, just looked ahead and drove seriously. City G was quiet and cool late at night. Fang Rui opened the car window to let the wind blow. He leaned his head to one side and looked at Lin Jingyan's side face.

In fact, nothing major happened that day. Fang Rui thought about it, and it has been about a month or two. He drank too much, and Lin Jingyan came to pick him up. As soon as they knew it, Fang Rui's confession was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and a fairy came down to earth, splitting Lin Jingyan until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, delicious and crispy.

Lin Jingyan, who had almost no real concept of homosexuality, expressed his embarrassment and confusion, and woke Fang Rui up from his drunkenness. Fang Rui knew that he was too reckless and found the wrong person.

Since the other party had no intention of this at all, Fang Rui touched the ashes on the nose, and then ran away as if he had been electrocuted, trying to completely separate him and Lin Jingyan with a distance, but he never expected that they were not only thanking the director They met again at the dinner party, and met at the airport late at night today, which made Fang Rui wonder whose fault it was to sing a song.

It's just that what he didn't know was Lin Jingyan's change.

If it weren't for Fang Rui's muddled confession that day, Lin Jingyan, who is as stupid as a blank sheet of paper in this regard, probably wouldn't feel that the door to a new world suddenly opened.And it just so happens that he likes Fang Rui at the other end of the gate.

There was no traffic jam at night, and the car drove very fast. When he was about to reach Fang Rui's house, Lin Jingyan, who had been silent all the way, finally spoke. He turned his head to look at Fang Rui nervously. It seemed that this sentence had been deliberated for a long time and prepared. It seems like a long time.

"Fang Rui, I want to ask something about Huangmei Opera."

Fang Rui was almost suffocated to death without breathing. He felt that his brain had insufficient blood supply, his eyes were dim, his trigeminal neuralgia, his limbs were weak, and his five sense organs were twitching. He almost died.What the hell is Huangmei Opera? Could it be that Lin Jingyan is still an old theater friend?

"Hobby." Lin Jingyan added.

With sharp eyes, Fang Rui picked up a book from the empty space between the seats. It said "Classic Selections of Huangmei Opera" on it. It looked like a pirated book on the street for five yuan and ten yuan.

"It's pretty amateurish," Fang Rui commented.

"So we need professional guidance." Lin Jingyan smiled. "Really, Teacher Fang?"

He was wearing a shirt and a playful red bowtie. When he smiled, he was gentle and gentle. Fang Rui went up to grab his bowtie, but Lin Jingyan stretched out his hand and grabbed him.

"Let go of me." Fang Rui pulled back, and Lin Jingyan also let go. "It's okay, the teacher has already called, and you can't call it for nothing. Well, let's wait for two days. Two days is an imaginary number. Anyway, it will be a few days."

"it is good."

After returning to G City, Huang Shaotian started a crazy promotional schedule, traveling all over the country. When he hacked a color number again and came back to finish all the preliminary promotional work, "White Jade Tiger" finally settled down and started broadcasting.All the hard work and hard work had come to an end. From this moment on, Huang Shaotian became a bystander. His performance needs to be judged by the audience.

All Sun Zheping's announcements and plays were stopped, and he was recuperating at home. When the broadcast started at 07:30, Zhang Jiale was wearing an apron and spinning like a spinning top in the kitchen.

"It's about to start, five, four, three—" Sun Zheping sat in the living room and licked melon seeds with his legs crossed, scaring Zhang Jiale.

"What? Acting?" Zhang Jiale rushed out of the kitchen with a carrot in his hand. Seeing that it was still an advertisement, he was so angry that he threw the carrot over there. Sun Zheping raised his hand to pick it up, and began to chew.

"No, there are still 10 minutes." Sun Zheping smiled, "I'll call you when we arrive."

Zhang Jiale turned around and went into the kitchen again. After a while, Sun Zheping started counting down again: "Five, four, three—"

Zhang Jiale thought to himself that one cannot step into the same river twice, nor can one be deceived by the same person twice, so she firmly refused to believe it. As a result, when he came out of the kitchen slowly, "White Jade Tiger" had already started for 5 minutes.

Zhang Jiale: "What about the part where Huang Shaotian rides a horse at the beginning?"

Sun Zheping: "It's over, didn't I check it? Five four three...you don't come in either."

"Where's February [-]st!" Zhang Jiale was about to die of anger.

"Auntie? Didn't Auntie get fired by you?" Sun Zheping handed the carrot to Zhang Jiale's mouth. "Auntie can invite again, let's see, let's live broadcast Huang Shaotian, there is no time to miss this opportunity."

Zhang Jiale: "..."

Li Xuan sat on the floor and stared at the TV intently. Wu Yuce sat on the sofa behind him, a section taller than him, and squeezed Li Xuan's shoulders.

"Ah!!" Li Xuan screamed.

Wu Yuce stared at the TV: "The character Shaotian is so handsome, he was quite white back then."

"Yeah." Li Xuan nodded, and then looked back at Wu Yuce with tears in his eyes: "Handsome, Bai, but can you stop pushing so hard, my shoulders are about to be crushed by you."

"What do you know?" Wu Yuce taught him, "I learned massage skills from professionals. Guess what it's called?"

"Nine-Yin White Bone Claw?" Li Xuan is like a treasure, "Small grappling hand? Big grappling hand? Dividing muscles and bone claws? Or, um... Feihong Snow Claw?"

Wu Yuce was very confident: "This move is called, Wu Yuce pinches."

Li Xuan: "..."

What he said was so reasonable that I couldn't even refute it.

Finally ended today's announcement. At [-]:[-] p.m., Huang Shaotian jumped out of the car on Hot Wheels and went upstairs quickly, then knocked on the door desperately. After the door opened, he ran into the house like a whirlwind and stood on the TV. In front of the machine, he held his breath and concentrated on his dantian. However, his luck was unlucky and his fate was too short. When the last scene was played on the TV, the ending song of "White Jade Tiger" began to play, and the subtitles rolled. Zhao Wuji——Huang Shaotian's career has all drifted away.

"You know what life is like everywhere," Huang Shaotian began to chant a poem, "The cuckoo sings blood and the ape mourns."

Yu Wenzhou rubbed his head with a smile: "Wouldn't it be enough to watch the rerun later? You're not the first TV show to air."

"Life is unsatisfactory in this world," Huang Shaotian continued to chant poems sadly, "It's better to hang the southeast branch yourself."

Yu Wenzhou: "Stop making trouble, do you want to eat cookies?"

Huang Shaotian continued: "The generations of life are endless,"

Yu Wenzhou took it over: "From now on, the king will not go to court early."

"Hey—" Huang Shaotian struggled, "Yu Wenzhou, let go of me, I want to watch the replay—"

"Young man, watch the replay tomorrow."