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A dog that can speak human language, it looks extremely ugly, encountering such a thing is really scary.

Uncle Xiang opened his mouth as if asking who are you, how did you know we were sick, and where did you get the panacea for this tragic situation?But he saw something that looked like saliva at the corner of the dog's mouth, and he didn't ask these questions, so he took a big bowl on the table and put a bowl of food on the ground, and let the dog eat before talking, otherwise it would be fine. He asked the dog, but he didn't have the strength to answer.

Ugly Dog didn't even look at what kind of food was in the bowls, he just buried his head in his mouth and ate three big bowls in one go.

Feng Feng looked at the dog's appearance, as if his symptoms were similar to those of a starved ghost reincarnated, he somewhat believed in his heart that perhaps the ugly dog ​​has a solution to the gluttony Gu.

But with one more dog scrambling to eat, the food on the table is obviously not enough.Ugly Dog kept bowl after bowl until he stuck out his tongue and licked off the last grain of rice stuck to the hair on the corner of his mouth.

Reluctantly, it propped up its hind legs, erected its body and saw that the plate on the table was empty, then walked to the corner of the table with its tail drooping, sat cross-legged on its two hind legs, and massaged its stomach with its two front paws. This sitting pose is nothing like a normal dog can pose.

The ugly dog ​​sighed, "I'm finally back in the human world, it's really not easy."

vulgar!As a dog, is it okay to scold yourself?

The big white egg silently stopped on Uncle Xiang's shoulder and watched the ugly dog. While the ugly dog ​​was eating, it found that the ugly dog ​​had demon power fluctuations, but it was not obvious.I heard that some capable monsters can restrain their evil energy very well, and only leak their evil energy when they are excited. It seems that eating is really an exciting time for ugly dogs.

"Ahem." Uncle Xiang finally had a chance to ask, "What is the name of this dog fairy? The agreement before the meal really counted? Do you have medicine that can cure our illness?"

As soon as the ugly dog ​​stopped massaging its stomach with its front paws, no human-readable expression could be seen from its dog face that had not been taken care of for a long time, but Uncle Xiang always felt that this question embarrassed the ugly dog, so he heard The dog replied with a voice like a young man's, "Of course, this dog has always been as good as it is, and you think it's as bad as you guys. But let's talk first, I can give you this medicine, if you dare Just use it."

The big white egg was aroused curiosity, it was the first time it came into contact with monsters after it came to the human world, the sense of intimacy is really not as close as the TV makes it feel close, but it is rare to meet a monk who is half of the same kind, it still wants to Gossip about how the dog came to such a downfall.

"Senior Dog, you are telling me. Both Uncle Xiang and Big Man Feng are not cowardly people, they must dare to eat. Where did you come from, and how did you know how to treat their illnesses as soon as you met?"

The ugly dog ​​raised his eyelids, he was not interested in the flying big white eggs, he would not eat this kind of eggs, he was trapped for so many years, now he only wants to eat hot food!Raw eggs should never be touched, but scrambled eggs can be considered.

"Who am I? You've settled the chairs, you bastard, you've also stopped on the table, don't be intimidated by my identity."

The ugly dog ​​said its name proudly, "My name is Yang Jie. Mu Yi Yang, there is a hole next to the dog, get it!"

Could this be the name of someone important?

Uncle Xiang and Feng Feng both looked at Dabaidan, they didn't know much about the big characters in the monsters, maybe Dabaidan knew a little bit.

Big White Dan didn't understand at all, it felt a little strange when it heard that the ugly dog ​​had a human name, but it was just new.Is this ugly dog ​​proud of his knowledge of human literature?

Yang Jie was very dissatisfied with the fact that the two and one egg were unknown at the moment. Who did it meet, why hadn't even heard of its name?

"You guys are really ignorant, even I haven't heard of it. Then you must have heard of the Roaring Dog, right? Could it be that I took the wrong way back?"

Uncle Xiang's reaction was quick, he always coaxed this dog of unknown origin, who let this dog hold the antidote.

"God Immortal, please don't be surprised, we don't know much about those monks. The big white egg has just come to the world not long ago, and it knows little about the outside world. If the roaring dog you mentioned means following Erlang God That one, we have heard of its name. Are you two good friends?"

The ugly dog ​​stopped massaging its stomach, stood up on all fours, and said quite seriously, "What a good friend! This is so obvious, Xiaotian dog's surname is Yang, and I am also surnamed Yang!"

Da Baidan swayed in surprise, so an ugly dog ​​like you can't be a Xiaotian dog, can it?This is going to be the funniest bad joke of the year.

The ugly dog ​​really wanted to give this idiot a paw, and it felt the contempt from the egg, "I am the son of Xiao Tiangou! Do you understand? I am much lighter and stronger than my dog ​​father, even Erlang said The dog father doesn't want to make progress, he only knows to follow Erlang God for credit all day long, and he doesn't know how to go out and work hard by himself. But as soon as I learned the human language, I set up my own family."

This explosive news came quite suddenly, please forgive me for being a little bit hard to accept.

Uncle Xiang refused to believe it in his heart. He never thought that he would really deal with the sons of legendary characters in his lifetime.

Feng Feng kept an expressionless face all the time, and he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. The dog's ability to make up stories is really inferior to humans.

Yang Jie was in a hurry, why no one believed its true identity, "What do you mean by not talking? I don't look like the son of Xiaotiangou? Look at my fur!"

Yang Jie stretched out his front legs, but his left leg was already bald, and he stretched out his right leg instead. Some kind of rubbish was stuck to his right leg, and the original fur color could not be seen at all.

"Okay, my hair needs to be raised. Then you listen to my name. My surname is Yang, and Erlang God is Yang Jian. The dog father got the surname given by Erlang God, so I will follow the surname Yang. This is true!"

This makes sense, some monsters have been given surnames by their masters, and being able to have the same surname as their masters can be said to be the deepest bond in the relationship between monks and spiritual pets.

But Da Baidan muttered, "I've never heard that Xiao Tiangou got the surname Yang."

Yang Jiegou's temper came up, and he insisted on proving that he was the son of Xiaotiangou, so he bit his leg, leaving a bleeding gash, and a faint demonic power came out of his blood.

"Smell! Is this the aura smell of Xiaotiangou! This bloodline inheritance can never be faked."

Dabaidan smelled a familiar smell. Last time in the tattoo incident, the remnant soul of the purple golden flower fox sable killed Liang Dehong, all because his tattoos were tainted with the smell of the roaring dog.For the monsters that were ranked in the ancient times, Dabaidan has some memory inheritance, and knows what their aura is.

"You are actually the son of Xiaotiangou! No, Xiaotiangou actually has a son?!"

Yang Jie licked his wound and flicked his tail, what was so surprising about it, "You can be an egg, why can't I be born? Are dogs not allowed to marry and have children? Is this a new discrimination in the world? "

How do you say this, no one thought that the dog demon must be single, but Xiao Tiangou has a son, why didn't any legends survive?

Yang Jie talked about its past. Its son-in-law and father are the type of spring breeze, and he never thought it would come.The bitch doesn't like it very much, because when some monsters are pregnant, the demonic power in their body will be absorbed by the fetus. It happens to be a puppy that absorbs the demonic power of the bitch, so the bitch throws it to the child who made her lose a lot of demonic power. Gou Daddy.

Although it has absorbed a lot of bitch's monster power, it only guarantees its own safe birth, not the kind of monster that shakes the world when it is born.On the contrary, its body is not very good, and it needs to absorb pure spiritual energy for a long time to grow up.The dog father, Xiao Tiangou, simply followed Erlangshen, and the cave where they lived still had a shelter for a little dog demon.

Yang Jie remained in a deep sleep state for a long time before growing into a healthy little dog demon, but it didn't want to be a spiritual pet after a human cultivator like a dog father.It wanted to be a demon cultivator, so after learning human language and some basic spells, it left Erlangshen and Xiaotiangou to wander outside.

It never claimed to be the son of the roaring dog outside, until many years later, when Yang Jie became famous for his dog roaring skills, the monks didn't know its origin, but just when it had just made some bright halls, suddenly It disappeared into the great practice world.

"If I say that I am what I am now, it is because I fell into the damn Gutless Country!" Yang Jie traveled to many small practice worlds back then, because demon cultivators are thicker-skinned and more resistant to beatings than human cultivators. Traveling through various small worlds, it took over some medicinal materials trading business, selling medicinal materials back and forth from time to time to make money.

One year, he took over the Gu cultivator's business and went to the Intestineless Country to buy the medicine and antidote materials needed by Gu worms, but who would have thought that he would almost never come back after this trip.

"That small world collapsed, people from Gutless Country and Deep Eye Country fought for resources, and several other small countries participated in the war, and they were so stupid that they dried up a few spiritual veins. I was originally Those who wanted to avoid the battle, but who would have thought that the connection between the small world and the big practice world would be broken at this time, and now they would be unable to leave at all.

I don't even remember how many years I've been in that place, but I haven't eaten a few hot meals in these years.In that disgusting place in Gutless Country, if there is nothing to eat, the people of the lower class will eat the excrement of the upper class. They dare to assign dogs to the bottom, and even I, the dog monster, have been implicated , If you have money, you can’t buy hot food. If you want to eat cooked food, you have to smash a restaurant. "

After listening to Yang Jie's story, Uncle Xiang knew what a strange country Wuchang was.In that small world, natural resources are not abundant, and the Intestine Kingdom is divided into several classes according to people's cultivation.Their intestines are very short, so the digestion of food is not complete. There is also a special feature that the food digested by people without intestines will have a special aura, so the lower class eats the excrement of the upper class. got used to it.

Yang Jie is a dog demon, but he has not yet transformed into a human form, so he walks in the intestineless country in the appearance of a dog. Humans believe that they are superior to dogs. Every time they eat, Yang Jie has to prove it by smashing the shop Its own ability, it is definitely not the first monster to smash a store, nor the last one, let alone a dog that smashes a store. In its description, there was a time when the turtle demon wanted to eat a roast chicken, but he couldn't explain it to the store owner. He just used the tortoise shell to use a heavy weight to smash the store.

"It's only normal when this place collapses!" Yang Jie didn't say much about the abnormality of this small world. Anyway, from these few words, he can hear that the three views there are different from the world. It was difficult. I couldn’t find anything to eat, and people started to eat people there. I hope I can seize any chance to come back. God bless me, I still come back. I can smell the fragrance as soon as I come out, and it’s a hundred miles away. It is the most fragrant here.”

Yang Jie paused suspiciously when he said this, "Gluttony Gu is not a poison that kills people. It was originally used to punish those who don't cherish food. This poison is easy to cure. As long as you eat it The most common food on the list will do. You get the point?"

Uncle Xiang and Feng Feng could have just listened to the story, but now it's their turn, they really don't want to understand it at all.The most common food in Gutless Country is shit, just thinking about it makes you want to vomit.

And now whose shit do you want to eat?There is only one choice, that is, Yang Jie who has eaten the food from the country without intestines, and its excrement has the effect of curing diseases.

The big white egg, which does not eat food but only absorbs spiritual energy, is not good. It flies up unsteadily. It does not want to see such a dirty scene at all. It is a clean and pure egg, and it has even fantasized about it. Being able to taste human food behind the shell is a psychological shadow.

Both Uncle Xiang and Feng Feng remained silent. In fact, there is really no need to explain the origin and ingredients of the antidote so clearly. This will make them even more vulnerable to mental attacks when they face life and death.

When Sui Erqi and Wu Yi returned to the small courtyard, they were caught by Da Baidan who was eager to share gossip. Da Baidan couldn't wait to introduce Yang Jie to the two of them, and pointed out its origin, "Yang Yu came from the country without intestines, that country without intestines. Now it is only a mouthful of shit between it and becoming the life-saving dog of Uncle Xiang and Feng Feng. Oh no, let me vomit, this heavy taste I can't take it anymore. I don't want to know the ingredients of the panacea at all, I really can't look directly."

Yang Jie had already washed his body, revealing the white dog hair.It saw Sui Erqi and Wu Yi and greeted them in a friendly manner, "Wow! Hello, I am Yang Jie. I am applying for the position of watchdog. The salary is only cooked food. There must be meat for five meals a day." .”