Sir, don't shoot! [Quick Transmigration]

'What kind of mission is this!More cheating every time!Let me dress up as a man and mess with Xie Yu, but this time I'm dressed as a zombie?Zombies! ?How can I make Xie Yu's character fall in love with a zombie?ah?As white as a ghost, with a cold body, would you be able to love me for you?Is this mission still playable? '

No matter how excited Han Mo was, S999's tone was always a steady default.

'To be precise, you are not an ordinary zombie. You have more mysterious tissue regeneration ability and communication and thinking ability than ordinary zombies.There is no strong aggressiveness, no tendency to eat people, and no rotten smell, and it can also be used as an object of companionship and communication.In the love market, even if they are not the best at the top of the pyramid, they will definitely be able to meet the needs of some specific ethnic groups.You see, among so many people who pursue love, some fall in love with animals, some fall in love with ghosts, and some marry inflatable dolls. Therefore, there must be some people who are destined to fall in love with zombies. I hope you don’t belittle yourself. '

'...'

Han Mo lost his temper by the system, and squatted silently in the corner of the cell without saying a word.

On the corridor outside the cell, Wei Nan was cooking his dinner.

In the era of zombies, don't even think about fresh vegetables. The most basic rations are canned instant noodles and military rations. These foods can be stored for at least a few years without spoiling.It's just that eating the same thing every day, eating it over and over for a whole year, even people who are not picky eaters will go crazy.

If there is any change in the dishes, one is to risk your life to go outside to get game.Because ammunition is precious in prison, it is too extravagant to cook raw meat with limited fuel, so it is rare to do this under normal conditions.

The second is to use the spirit of experimentation like Wei Nan, trying to arrange and combine new tastes from limited food.

He sat cross-legged on the ground, and there was a row of plastic packages in front of him, followed by a pack of compressed biscuits, lime jam, a piece of chocolate, three-in-one instant coffee, and a hamburger steak.

Naturally, there was no electricity in the corridor, and an alcohol lamp on the floor was the only source of light.

The steel cup in Wei Nan's hand was filled with precious hot water. He poured coffee powder into the cup, stared at the cup for a while, and threw the chocolate into it under Han Mo's gaze.

In this way, it becomes a mocha coffee, which is a good idea.

Han Mo secretly nodded in his heart.

Wei Nan squeezed the jam in with lightning speed.

Han Mo: "..."

Seeing Wei Nan's hand reaching for the biscuit, Han Mo wanted to rush out of the cell to stop him.Reluctantly his hands and feet were locked by chains, he only had time to shout: "Stop."

Wei Nan glanced at him suspiciously, and threw two biscuits into the cup at the same time.

Just when he almost threw the hamburger meat in, there were scattered footsteps from the other end of the aisle.

Han Mo suddenly became nervous, and the iron chains on his hands and feet rattled.Wei Nan also stared at the aisle entrance vigilantly, and quietly moved the steel cup behind him.

Han Mo couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking that no one wants to snatch your cup of mush!

Two figures appeared at the entrance of the corridor, one was tall and the other was short, both were quite strong, and the shadows swayed and stretched on the wall.

The tall man spoke first: "Brother Nan, are you having dinner?"

Wei Nan snorted: "What are you two doing?"

"It's been a long time since I saw you, so we can feel at ease when we come to visit you." The short man said with a smile.

"Hey, good boy, grandma will give you the change to buy candy." Wei Nan smiled bluntly, "What's there to visit, treat me as a nursing home here? If you have any requests, hurry up and say so, don't dawdle."

"Let's change food."

"Oh?" Wei Nan raised his eyebrows, "Is the food reserve left by the entire company not enough for the two of you?"

"We consume a lot." The tall man said haha, "Of course, it is impossible to say that all of them are exhausted, but at this rate... In short, while I am still free, I would like to ask if you can exchange some with us. .”

"What do you want in exchange? The same as before?" Wei Nan stretched out his hand to make a gesture of shooting, and then made another number.

Han Mo listened to the conversation hidden in the dark, and noticed that Wei Nan's other hand was pressed on the holster around his waist from beginning to end.

"No, no, we are also short of ammunition, so we can't use this number."

"Then pull it down." Wei Nan ignored them, raised the steel cup and raised his head, then frowned deeply and coughed a few times.

"Don't, Brother Nan, or you can see if there is anything else that can be replaced. What do you think about gasoline?" The tall man thought for a while and said, "You do those researches and experiments all day long, and you need to heat the fuel Right? Or batteries are also fine, and batteries are hard to find now."

Wei Nan was obviously a little moved, but he coughed and waved his hands and said: "No, no, those things are enough, as long as they are enough, too much will not help. Are you hungry and eat batteries?"

The tall man knew that this was a bargaining tactic, but he couldn't do anything about it.

The three people were divided into two sides of the corridor, coming and going, adding and subtracting bits and pieces for half a day, and finally reached a consensus that both parties could barely accept.

In the end, the tall and the short walked away with a box of cans chatting better than nothing. Before leaving, the tall man said to Wei Nan: "Brother Nan, let's forget about your experiments as soon as possible. The serum produced by the Central Research Institute has no effect. Now What results can you achieve by yourself alone? What's more, the experimental materials you used are all scarce things now. It's better to save them, maybe they will be used in the future."

"Just tell me, I'll give you all the belongings in the laboratory, how many more days can you live? How many months? How many years?" Wei Nan laughed.

The tall man stopped talking.

"Brother Nan, take care of yourself." The short man said, "I mean, take good care of yourself. Always stay alone, don't get bored."

Wei Nan ignored them, took the newly bought matches and cigarettes, slowly lit one and put it in his mouth.

Han Mo waited until the two of them had gone far away, then dragged the chain out from the darkness and leaned on the iron railing.He keenly sensed that this was a good opportunity to talk to Wei Nan.

Wei Nan noticed Han Mo behind the iron fence, turned his head and let out a puff of smoke.

"Why, do you want to exchange food? What do you want to exchange? I don't want this cup anymore, why don't I give it to you. It's free, no money." He pointed to the steel cup on the ground.

Han Mo: "..."

As a zombie, you don't need to eat, so you don't know whether it's lucky or unlucky.

Han Mo is definitely not interested in that cup of mush, but Wei Nan is at least half right, he does have something he wants.

10 minute later.

While cursing, Wei Nan tried every means to stuff Han Mo's two legs into the leg of a field camouflage trouser.

"I said, did you make a mistake? An experimental subject who is neither human nor ghost, actually wants me to serve you!?"

Han Mo's hands were handcuffed behind his back, one leg was tucked into his trousers, and the other was still outside.Wei Nan grabbed his ankle to work, raised his hand, looked down, and suddenly paused.

"Huh? You're not bad, I didn't notice it before, but now it looks like a big size."

If it wasn't for fear that he would get angry, Han Mo really wanted to kick him in the face and push him aside.

"I just said, can you loosen my handcuffs and let me do it by myself?"

"Of course not." Wei Nan was smoking a cigarette butt, sparks almost poked Han Mo's face, "You think I'm stupid, if you plot against me once the handcuffs are removed, who will I cry for? And if you run away, we will Where can I find another talking test subject?"

"I am number 004, don't you still have 001, 002 and 003?"

"I broke up with them, and now I only see you as a zombie, you have to trust me." Wei Nan helped him pull up his trousers and said, looking intently at his face.

Han Mo had nothing to do with him.

Is this guy in front of him really Xie Yu's clone?It's still crazy because of Xie Yu's appearance, the system must have made a mistake, they never discovered that Xie Yu has such a dramatic side.

In less than two days since he traveled here, Wei Nan's synchronization rate with him has risen to 10%.

During this time, Han Mo did almost nothing.Maybe in this world where there are more corpses than living people, and those who survived don't know how long they have left, as long as they are someone who can talk, they can increase their favorability.

What's more, Han Mo didn't have to eat, and he didn't have to worry about fighting among himself for resources.Speaking of which, talking zombies might be more popular than humans if they could choose their teammates freely.

"It's not good." Wei Nan suddenly panicked.

Han Mo was taken aback by him, and looked around.

Surrounded by solid concrete cells, the light source provided by the alcohol lamp on the floor flickered on and off, except for the two of them, no, one person, one zombie, and shadows, there was nothing.

Wei Nan looked at the camouflage pants on his body with exposed seams and the zipper stuck inside, and said sadly: "It's worn backwards."

When Wei Nan came to pull his pants off again, Han Mo finally couldn't bear it at all.

"Forget me, please, take off my handcuffs and let me wear them myself." He felt like his head was going to explode.

"What good do I gain by removing your handcuffs?" Wei Nan squatted on the ground and looked up at him with a grin, as if he was in another bargaining posture.

"...I can clean it for you." Han Mo thought for a while and said hesitantly.

This time Wei Nan looked at him with an expression of 'you are sick'.

"Can cook," he added.

Wei Nan burst out laughing, took two steps back, shook his head repeatedly and said, "I lost to you."

"You are not dealing with the remaining two survivors, am I right?"

"We have different establishments. I am the first reinforcement company, and the two of them belong to the weapon company. The weapon company is all cowards." Wei Nan did not admit it positively, but simply launched an indiscriminate attack from the map artillery.

"Have you ever thought that one day the two of them will join forces to assassinate you, what will you do?" Han Mo was determined to persuade Wei Nan to help him unlock it, and analyzed earnestly, "If you remove my handcuffs, what will the two of them want to do?" When it hits you, you don't have to use one against two."

"Are you inviting me to form a team to play 2v2?" Wei Nan laughed loudly after hearing this, "Sure, captain, what do you think is the name of our team?"

I don't know whether it was Han Mo's words that successfully convinced Wei Nan, or he just didn't want to help Han Mo put his pants on.In short, the handcuffs, shackles and iron chains that have been restraining him since time travel have finally been removed all at once.

Wei Nan was still on guard against Han Mo, the muzzle of his portable gun pressed against Han Mo's forehead.

The two walked through the long corridor, went upstairs and turned a few turns, and finally stopped in front of a twisted and deformed door.The iron door was already crooked and could not be closed at all, and it just hung there shaking. There was a door plate nailed with thick iron nails on the mottled white wall, which said 'infirmary'.

As soon as the door opened, Han Mo was shocked.The inside of the infirmary has been changed beyond recognition, so it would be more appropriate to call it a morgue.

The whole row of bottles and cans in the corner of the table is full of human organs, and there are some common animals such as cats and dogs.

Inside is a simple dissecting table converted from a hospital bed, on which are placed...about two-thirds of the human body, with shriveled skin and flesh, motionless, whether it is a zombie or not, it is absolutely dead now.The strong smell of the potion is quite pungent, even Han Mo, who has dull senses, can't stand it.

He looked at the dissecting table, and turned his head to Wei Nan warily, with complicated emotions in his eyes.Was the purpose of bringing him here originally to dissect him?

The man in front of him was too elusive, one moment he was laughing and joking with him, but the next moment he was going to kill him.

Wei Nan still raised his hand to hold the gun, ignored Han Mo's tangled eyes, grabbed a broom from the corner of the wall and stuffed it into his hand.

"Ah?" Han Mo held the broom, but didn't realize what kind of trick it was.

"What are you doing in a daze?" Wei Nan urged him, "You said it yourself just now, clean it up!"

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