Sir, don't shoot! [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 26 My Commander Is a Facially Paralyzed Iceberg Paladin 9
S999: 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. '
Han Mo: "Other people will get breathless after laughing for a long time, but you don't catch breath after laughing for a long time." '
S999: 'Sorry, this development was not even anticipated by the system operation.According to my built-in interactive program, I can laugh when I encounter unexpected and contradictory events. '
Han Mo: "I definitely need to find a time to modify this built-in program of yours." '
S999: 'Laughter is contagious and resonant. Deleting this function will reduce your fun. '
Han Mo: "Then modify the function and change it to hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee what do you think?" '
S999: '...'
Han Mo originally thought that the job assigned by Hawkeye was just an ordinary side mission in this time and space, but he didn't expect to need him to disguise himself as a woman!
The tasks that have been promised cannot be shirked.Hawkeye said that he only has one chance to fail, and if he voluntarily gives up this mission, he will be hunted down by the guild.If he accidentally dies, the mission in this world will be a complete failure.
So now he has to think hard about whether there is any way to make S999 temporarily lose his memory.At least don't leave any video records during his disguise.
S999: 'You should know that I can actually read your mind, right? '
Han Mo: 'I don't understand what you are saying. '
S999: 'You have no way to make me lose my memory through technical manipulation. '
Han Mo: 'Well, that's a pity. '
It's just one bad thing after another.
Han Mo originally thought that retreating into Aibo's house late at night was enough to bother him.I didn't expect that the plot line of this time and space could add insult to injury to him again.
According to S999, if Han Mo hadn't backed down and followed Aibo's wishes, the synchronization rate would have been at least 40%.
But he chose to flee at a critical moment.Why?
What is he afraid of, or rather, what is he running away from?
S999 repeatedly offered to help him conduct a comprehensive subconscious analysis, but he refused.He doesn't like the feeling of the system permeating his thoughts in all directions. Even if his thoughts are a mess and he has no clue, he wants to sort them out slowly.
Anyway, no matter what, he had to finish the assassination mission in hand before seeing Aibo again. Before that, he had a lot of time to think about what went wrong with him.
He fell back on the bed, and casually picked up a corner-missing mirror by the head of the bed.
Reflected in the mirror was a face with graceful facial features, and the curvature of the lip line seemed to be a smile but not a smile.Han Mo stared at that face, squinted his eyes, bit his fingertips, and smeared blood on the mirror.
The face in the mirror gradually became blurred, and the whole mirror was like a chaotic vortex, and then something gradually emerged from it.
A few seconds passed, and the image in the mirror had turned into a bedroom.There is not much decoration, but it is very tidy. It can be seen that the owner of the bedroom has a slight cleanliness.Han Mo moved his finger, and the video angle changed, revealing a figure sitting in front of the desk writing with a pen.
With broad shoulders and narrow waist, the back is straight, and the long pale golden hair is tied behind the head, giving it a silky luster.
As if feeling the sight outside the mirror, although there was nothing behind him, Aibo turned his head from the desk and glanced behind him.
That night, the talisman sacrificed by the assassin's blood gave Aibo a link mark. As long as Han Mo wanted, he could see Aibo's current image at any time like this.
The appearance of Aibo writing at his desk almost reminded him of Xie Yu's appearance when he returned to the headquarters to sort out the report after completing his mission.
The same correct sitting posture, the same meticulous attitude.
If you propose to share part of the paperwork for him, you will still be met with cold eyes, and you will ask: 'What about your own?Is it finished?Have you finished changing the place I asked you to change? '
"I'm in the logistics department. I can write my report whenever I like. What you do is field work. You only have a few days off to write a report. Are you a workaholic?" Han Mo murmured into the mirror. murmur.
After he finished speaking, he saw Ai Bo put the pen aside, leaned back on the back of the chair and let out a sigh of relief.
His gaze crossed Aibo's shoulder and landed on the table.He saw a transfer order and a reply letter to that transfer order on the table.
This [-]% is demoted again, the reason?Ai Bo has always had a brilliant record and is loved by his subordinates. There is really no reason to downgrade his position.
Except for letting the wanted criminal escape in his own jurisdiction.
Han Mo sighed, this is the second time Aibo has been demoted because of himself.The synchronization rate that has finally risen must not be reduced because of this.
Ai Bo lit the candle, sealed the reply letter with wax, opened the drawer and put the letter inside.
In the drawer, apart from letters, there are also some runestones, medals, and pendants that symbolize status.
The most striking thing is the inner corner, where a dagger and a Hidden Blade are placed together.
S999: 'Mission target Aibo.Albican, the current synchronization rate is 35%. '
The corner of Han Mo's mouth twitched: "It's coming again, it's not falling but rising, who will explain it?" '
S999: 'Distance produces beauty, and there is another possibility that he is recalling your interaction.Emotional sublimation does not have to be achieved through face-to-face interaction. For example, although you and Xie Yu don’t actually spend much time together face-to-face, your emotional connection is quite strong. '
Han Mo: "...Why do I think this example you gave is quite subtle. '
S999: "In any case, you have to work harder and continue to follow this slow progress. I'm afraid you won't be able to complete this space-time task." '
Han Mo: "Isn't there still a trick for you?" '
S999; 'Current information is insufficient, more clues are needed for system analysis.So you have to think for yourself, how to make Aibo fall in love with you. '
How to make a Templar fall in love with him?
First prepare a decent dress, including a corset and a wide pannier.
Triple-layer filigree hemmed cuffs with lace and incense tassels at the edges.Panniers are covered with ornate and dainty robes, tied with bows and ribbons for just the right amount of pleats.Sparkling accessories are also a must, with a hair pin made of wrought silver set with gemstones, plus a pendant that can highlight the collarbone line.
Put your feet on platform shoes with fine embroidery on the upper. It doesn't have to be ostentatious, but it must be elegant.
The aristocratic girl, who was carefully dressed all over her body, raised her skirt, bowed slightly to greet the knight in front of her, and inserted a fresh orange flower from the garden on his cloak.
The knight held up the girl's delicate palm, bent over and kissed the back of her hand.
At this time, a carriage drove past the two of them, splashing muddy water on the side of the road.The girl let out a scream, and had no time to dodge.
But all the muddy water was blocked by an invisible mask, not even a single drop splashed on her body.
The girl looked up at the knight with admiration in her eyes.He put his arm around her shoulders and smiled softly.
In the carriage that passed by them, Morani was caught off guard and was stuffed with dog food when he saw this scene.
Well, at least Abbott is much handsomer.He can only comfort himself like this.
The interior space of the carriage was narrow, and Morani uncomfortably pulled down the large petticoat covered with satin flowers.
From time to time, the carriage jumped because it was rolled over gravel.The coachman added a few whips, and let the carriage speed up across the Xiangwan road, heading towards a magnificent and luxurious house ahead.
At this time, the night had just arrived, and all the scenery seemed to be shrouded in a layer of gray-blue mist.The interior of the house building is brightly lit, and the orange lights can be seen from the stained glass windows in the distance.
Morani got out of the car with the hem of her skirt in her hand, and tried to walk into the garden with the least awkward steps.
The guard waiting outside the garden accepted the invitation and let him pass without hesitation.
"Have a good evening, fair lady."
"..."
Greetings from the guards came from behind, and Morani pretended not to hear, and quickened his pace depressedly.
The dinner had just begun, and the guests greeted each other and sipped from glasses as the waiters shuttled back and forth with trays.
The musicians played brisk dance music, and the young men and women in high spirits couldn't wait to dance socially in the center of the hall.
Morani waved his fan to cover his face, passed the edge of the crowd in a low-key manner, and scanned his eyes quickly.However, he patrolled the entire hall, but he still didn't see the most important protagonist tonight.
The cardinal.
Since the Pope became seriously ill, Cardinal Astor is generally believed to have the best chance of succeeding the next Pope, and he is also the target of Morani's assassination.
Morani hopes that he can succeed as soon as possible.After all, the cardinal is just an episode in this time and space, and the real target, Aibo, is still thousands of miles away.
But the bishop did not show up for a long time, and Morani had nothing to do with him.
He was leaning against the long table with a glass of wine, pretending to be very interested in the conversation between a man and a woman next to him, nodding and smiling in agreement from time to time, while waiting anxiously.
"Good night, lady, this piece is beautiful, may I have the honor to dance with you?"
A hand appeared in front of Morani, palm up, inviting him to dance.The one who stretched out his hand was a young man, dressed in luxurious attire, with a slick smile.
He repeatedly waved his hands to signal his refusal, lowered his head and covered his mouth with a fan, showing an appearance of being too shy to speak.
"You don't have to be afraid, I don't have any disrespectful thoughts, but if I am lucky enough to know your name, there will be nothing more pleasant for me tonight."
Morani still bowed his head in silence, the man took half a step forward and boldly supported his bare shoulders.
Seeing that he was about to get into an unavoidable trouble, Morani secretly complained.
At this time, S999 suddenly interjected: "Aibo is nearby. '
Han Mo: 'What? '
'According to system detection, Aibo is currently near you. '
Who are you kidding? This is! ?
Morani turned his head abruptly, and a red figure appeared at the wide open front door of the banquet hall.
Cardinal Astor.Tiger finally arrived, the host of the dinner party stood up and knocked on the glass, and the surrounding crowd gave way.
Behind the bishop, leading a line of guards, with his hands on the scabbard, silent, and a man with a figure as straight as a javelin, was the Templar Aibo, whom Morani had been thinking about day and night.Albican.
Han Mo: "Other people will get breathless after laughing for a long time, but you don't catch breath after laughing for a long time." '
S999: 'Sorry, this development was not even anticipated by the system operation.According to my built-in interactive program, I can laugh when I encounter unexpected and contradictory events. '
Han Mo: "I definitely need to find a time to modify this built-in program of yours." '
S999: 'Laughter is contagious and resonant. Deleting this function will reduce your fun. '
Han Mo: "Then modify the function and change it to hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee what do you think?" '
S999: '...'
Han Mo originally thought that the job assigned by Hawkeye was just an ordinary side mission in this time and space, but he didn't expect to need him to disguise himself as a woman!
The tasks that have been promised cannot be shirked.Hawkeye said that he only has one chance to fail, and if he voluntarily gives up this mission, he will be hunted down by the guild.If he accidentally dies, the mission in this world will be a complete failure.
So now he has to think hard about whether there is any way to make S999 temporarily lose his memory.At least don't leave any video records during his disguise.
S999: 'You should know that I can actually read your mind, right? '
Han Mo: 'I don't understand what you are saying. '
S999: 'You have no way to make me lose my memory through technical manipulation. '
Han Mo: 'Well, that's a pity. '
It's just one bad thing after another.
Han Mo originally thought that retreating into Aibo's house late at night was enough to bother him.I didn't expect that the plot line of this time and space could add insult to injury to him again.
According to S999, if Han Mo hadn't backed down and followed Aibo's wishes, the synchronization rate would have been at least 40%.
But he chose to flee at a critical moment.Why?
What is he afraid of, or rather, what is he running away from?
S999 repeatedly offered to help him conduct a comprehensive subconscious analysis, but he refused.He doesn't like the feeling of the system permeating his thoughts in all directions. Even if his thoughts are a mess and he has no clue, he wants to sort them out slowly.
Anyway, no matter what, he had to finish the assassination mission in hand before seeing Aibo again. Before that, he had a lot of time to think about what went wrong with him.
He fell back on the bed, and casually picked up a corner-missing mirror by the head of the bed.
Reflected in the mirror was a face with graceful facial features, and the curvature of the lip line seemed to be a smile but not a smile.Han Mo stared at that face, squinted his eyes, bit his fingertips, and smeared blood on the mirror.
The face in the mirror gradually became blurred, and the whole mirror was like a chaotic vortex, and then something gradually emerged from it.
A few seconds passed, and the image in the mirror had turned into a bedroom.There is not much decoration, but it is very tidy. It can be seen that the owner of the bedroom has a slight cleanliness.Han Mo moved his finger, and the video angle changed, revealing a figure sitting in front of the desk writing with a pen.
With broad shoulders and narrow waist, the back is straight, and the long pale golden hair is tied behind the head, giving it a silky luster.
As if feeling the sight outside the mirror, although there was nothing behind him, Aibo turned his head from the desk and glanced behind him.
That night, the talisman sacrificed by the assassin's blood gave Aibo a link mark. As long as Han Mo wanted, he could see Aibo's current image at any time like this.
The appearance of Aibo writing at his desk almost reminded him of Xie Yu's appearance when he returned to the headquarters to sort out the report after completing his mission.
The same correct sitting posture, the same meticulous attitude.
If you propose to share part of the paperwork for him, you will still be met with cold eyes, and you will ask: 'What about your own?Is it finished?Have you finished changing the place I asked you to change? '
"I'm in the logistics department. I can write my report whenever I like. What you do is field work. You only have a few days off to write a report. Are you a workaholic?" Han Mo murmured into the mirror. murmur.
After he finished speaking, he saw Ai Bo put the pen aside, leaned back on the back of the chair and let out a sigh of relief.
His gaze crossed Aibo's shoulder and landed on the table.He saw a transfer order and a reply letter to that transfer order on the table.
This [-]% is demoted again, the reason?Ai Bo has always had a brilliant record and is loved by his subordinates. There is really no reason to downgrade his position.
Except for letting the wanted criminal escape in his own jurisdiction.
Han Mo sighed, this is the second time Aibo has been demoted because of himself.The synchronization rate that has finally risen must not be reduced because of this.
Ai Bo lit the candle, sealed the reply letter with wax, opened the drawer and put the letter inside.
In the drawer, apart from letters, there are also some runestones, medals, and pendants that symbolize status.
The most striking thing is the inner corner, where a dagger and a Hidden Blade are placed together.
S999: 'Mission target Aibo.Albican, the current synchronization rate is 35%. '
The corner of Han Mo's mouth twitched: "It's coming again, it's not falling but rising, who will explain it?" '
S999: 'Distance produces beauty, and there is another possibility that he is recalling your interaction.Emotional sublimation does not have to be achieved through face-to-face interaction. For example, although you and Xie Yu don’t actually spend much time together face-to-face, your emotional connection is quite strong. '
Han Mo: "...Why do I think this example you gave is quite subtle. '
S999: "In any case, you have to work harder and continue to follow this slow progress. I'm afraid you won't be able to complete this space-time task." '
Han Mo: "Isn't there still a trick for you?" '
S999; 'Current information is insufficient, more clues are needed for system analysis.So you have to think for yourself, how to make Aibo fall in love with you. '
How to make a Templar fall in love with him?
First prepare a decent dress, including a corset and a wide pannier.
Triple-layer filigree hemmed cuffs with lace and incense tassels at the edges.Panniers are covered with ornate and dainty robes, tied with bows and ribbons for just the right amount of pleats.Sparkling accessories are also a must, with a hair pin made of wrought silver set with gemstones, plus a pendant that can highlight the collarbone line.
Put your feet on platform shoes with fine embroidery on the upper. It doesn't have to be ostentatious, but it must be elegant.
The aristocratic girl, who was carefully dressed all over her body, raised her skirt, bowed slightly to greet the knight in front of her, and inserted a fresh orange flower from the garden on his cloak.
The knight held up the girl's delicate palm, bent over and kissed the back of her hand.
At this time, a carriage drove past the two of them, splashing muddy water on the side of the road.The girl let out a scream, and had no time to dodge.
But all the muddy water was blocked by an invisible mask, not even a single drop splashed on her body.
The girl looked up at the knight with admiration in her eyes.He put his arm around her shoulders and smiled softly.
In the carriage that passed by them, Morani was caught off guard and was stuffed with dog food when he saw this scene.
Well, at least Abbott is much handsomer.He can only comfort himself like this.
The interior space of the carriage was narrow, and Morani uncomfortably pulled down the large petticoat covered with satin flowers.
From time to time, the carriage jumped because it was rolled over gravel.The coachman added a few whips, and let the carriage speed up across the Xiangwan road, heading towards a magnificent and luxurious house ahead.
At this time, the night had just arrived, and all the scenery seemed to be shrouded in a layer of gray-blue mist.The interior of the house building is brightly lit, and the orange lights can be seen from the stained glass windows in the distance.
Morani got out of the car with the hem of her skirt in her hand, and tried to walk into the garden with the least awkward steps.
The guard waiting outside the garden accepted the invitation and let him pass without hesitation.
"Have a good evening, fair lady."
"..."
Greetings from the guards came from behind, and Morani pretended not to hear, and quickened his pace depressedly.
The dinner had just begun, and the guests greeted each other and sipped from glasses as the waiters shuttled back and forth with trays.
The musicians played brisk dance music, and the young men and women in high spirits couldn't wait to dance socially in the center of the hall.
Morani waved his fan to cover his face, passed the edge of the crowd in a low-key manner, and scanned his eyes quickly.However, he patrolled the entire hall, but he still didn't see the most important protagonist tonight.
The cardinal.
Since the Pope became seriously ill, Cardinal Astor is generally believed to have the best chance of succeeding the next Pope, and he is also the target of Morani's assassination.
Morani hopes that he can succeed as soon as possible.After all, the cardinal is just an episode in this time and space, and the real target, Aibo, is still thousands of miles away.
But the bishop did not show up for a long time, and Morani had nothing to do with him.
He was leaning against the long table with a glass of wine, pretending to be very interested in the conversation between a man and a woman next to him, nodding and smiling in agreement from time to time, while waiting anxiously.
"Good night, lady, this piece is beautiful, may I have the honor to dance with you?"
A hand appeared in front of Morani, palm up, inviting him to dance.The one who stretched out his hand was a young man, dressed in luxurious attire, with a slick smile.
He repeatedly waved his hands to signal his refusal, lowered his head and covered his mouth with a fan, showing an appearance of being too shy to speak.
"You don't have to be afraid, I don't have any disrespectful thoughts, but if I am lucky enough to know your name, there will be nothing more pleasant for me tonight."
Morani still bowed his head in silence, the man took half a step forward and boldly supported his bare shoulders.
Seeing that he was about to get into an unavoidable trouble, Morani secretly complained.
At this time, S999 suddenly interjected: "Aibo is nearby. '
Han Mo: 'What? '
'According to system detection, Aibo is currently near you. '
Who are you kidding? This is! ?
Morani turned his head abruptly, and a red figure appeared at the wide open front door of the banquet hall.
Cardinal Astor.Tiger finally arrived, the host of the dinner party stood up and knocked on the glass, and the surrounding crowd gave way.
Behind the bishop, leading a line of guards, with his hands on the scabbard, silent, and a man with a figure as straight as a javelin, was the Templar Aibo, whom Morani had been thinking about day and night.Albican.
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