A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

Chapter 85 Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger 1

Greening from inside.

A few gray and black four-clawed and thin-tailed squeak-rats are having a meeting.

"Zhizhi!" You are finally here, this is here, I have smelled it since the day before yesterday~

"Squeak." Sure enough, it smells delicious!The Zhixing people swallowed their saliva one after another, and their sensitive noses had already captured the rat-attracting scent.

I saw a gray mouse that was bigger than the other four was holding a pile of melon seeds, and said sadly: "Squeak." Just now I was eating melon seeds found in the trash can, and I was eating happily. It feels tasteless now.

"Zhi." Brother Da Zhi, let's steal it and give it to the boss, shall we?

The big mouse, known as Brother Big Zhi, looked terrified: "Brother Xiao Zhi, has your eyesight deteriorated again? Didn't you see that cat?"

"Cat!" The other three mice repeated the noun, each in panic.

Brother Xiaozhi is very small and has been protected since he was an adult. Although he knows that cats are natural enemies, he has not yet experienced the horror of cats. He shook his head and said, "But that cat looks very beautiful and docile, and also very stupid. "

Xu Maomao who was on the window sill sneezed inexplicably: "qiu~"

Meow, it seems that someone is talking bad about me!

The sound is very delicate and lovely to the human ear.

However, the guilty Zhixing was immediately frightened, and instinctively rushed into the depths of the grass.

They cringed and stared nervously at the cat as a man approached, took it in his arms, and threw a blanket over it.

After a while, there was movement again from the grass.

"See? That cat is still afraid of the cold, so it must be strong outside, let's go and snatch it together, if you don't believe it, you won't be able to snatch it!" The innocent Xiao Zhi mustered up the courage to mobilize his elder brothers in the clan.

As soon as the words were finished, Xu Maomao sneezed again, which frightened the four mice again, and they scrambled all of a sudden, and finally huddled into a ball.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" So scary, so scary!Without the boss, we dare not go to QAQ!

Xiaozhi: "Brothers are so useless..."

"Squeak!" You can do it!

Xiao Zhi lowered his head to compare his own small body, suddenly discouraged: "Zhi."

"We definitely won't be able to grab it."

"give up."

"... But the bones are so fragrant. Boss has lost a lot of weight recently because of the human affairs, so he needs to make up for it." Da Zhi said, "We will let the prophet know and see what plans Boss has."

When the four mice mentioned the boss, they seemed to have gained the backbone, and even the fear of urinating just now subsided a lot.

Their boss, called "Shushu Monster", is a tyrant among rats in City B. It has lived here since the last dynasty closed down, and is very familiar with every street and alley here. With its god-like glorious legend.

Rumor has it that the sorghum monster is the only mouse in city b that can only fight a cat one-on-one, so I ask you if you are afraid!

As long as they think of the beautiful figure of the boss, their hearts are full of hope!

So, the grass moved slightly, and there was a rustling sound, and disappeared into the weeds again.

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Greening of Dongcheng Street From a nearby manhole cover, a huge gray mouse is looking up at the sky at 45° at the well mouth, showing a bright and melancholy look.

It is 1.5 times the size of a normal mouse, and its body hair is lighter than that of a normal mouse. At first glance, it looks a bit like a chinchilla, but the slightly pointed jaw and slender tail prove that it is just a mouse.According to the aesthetics of the rat world, it can definitely be considered handsome and strong, but what really makes it unique is that it wears a metal ring on its paw, which looks like a nobleman among rats.

Yes, this "gold and silver" gray mouse is the sorghum monster.

However, the Shushu monster has not been so active in recent years. It seems to have entered the retirement life, if it wasn't for that human being to disturb...

After remembering its glory days for two seconds, it sighed, and stared closely at a cake shop on the opposite street with a pair of bright little eyes that constantly exudes the fragrance of cream.

This store has only risen in recent months, but it is already very popular in City B where there are many cake shops and pastry shops. It is famous not for its decoration, but for its exquisite shape, genuine raw materials, and strict sanitary environment requirements.The store is equipped with all kinds of rat poisons with confusing flavors and fake ones all year round. It has killed many brothers in the clan. It is the dreaded Longtan and Tiger's Den in the rat world in city B. It is said that as long as you can successfully eat a piece of cake from that shop and Survive and become famous again.Now Shushu Monster is not as physically strong as before, and he doesn't want to fight, but he is still happy to find something to eat, so he decides to venture out into the "Death Cake Shop"!

It patrolled the store for most of the day, figured out the routes of the workers, and prepared to sneak in when the night was dark and the wind was high.

However, before it got dark, it heard a series of chirping calls.Turning his head and looking, oh, it's his right arm - Da Zhi Xiao Zhi, and the other little brothers.

"Boss!"

"Hush! Don't make noise. I'm going in to get the cake. Be quiet. I'll share it with you when I get it."

Dazhi: "Boss, forget about the cake, we found something more delicious than cake..."

The sorghum monster picked out his ears: "What?"

There was a series of "squeaks" at the mouth of the manhole cover, and the four little mice tried their best to describe what they saw and heard to it.

……

After listening carefully, Shu Mi's eyes lit up: "Is it really so fragrant?"

"Absolutely fragrant!"

"Then why don't you steal to honor me?" Shu Shu was dissatisfied.

Four little mice held their faces in horror: "There are cats!"

The sorghum monster flicked its tail, and was a little frightened when it heard a cat, but it still insisted and asked, "Where is it?"

"XXX Road XX!"

No. XX, XXX Road?The sorghum monster's tail froze and his eyes widened: "Squeak!" It's that area!The land that humans have confessed...

"Boss, are you going? We will support you!"

"Of course I will." If not, the human will not let it go.

The four little rats didn't know why, they cheered collectively, gearing up to run towards the "strong outside but dry inside" cat on the windowsill.

"Yeah! Boss is going to fuck with the stupid cat!"

Shushu Monster: "...squeak."

"Ah-qiu!"

There was another big sneeze, which made the puppet cat tear up.

"Is it cold?" In the office of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Shen Yu raised his head from a pile of mosquito reports, and looked worriedly at Xu Maomao, who was napping well at the side.

The owner of the cat sneezed a lot today, and the shop assistants suspected that it was a cold from shaving, so they turned up the heater even more.

"It's really not cold, but the nose is very itchy." Xu Maomao shook his head, but he didn't refuse the blanket Shen Yu handed over.

"Go back early today to let you rest, don't shut down the store."

Shen Yu held him in her arms, and was about to leave work early to take Xu Maomao home. As soon as he left the office, he heard Xiao Zhang and Xiao Guan outside clapping for some reason.

"What's the matter with you?" Shen Yu asked.

"Boss, there was Xiaoqiang just now! There are also mice!"

"The mouse is outside and wants to come in and steal something to eat!"

Shen Yu frowned, his store is a new store, even if it does have a lot of grain-processed pet food in stock, it shouldn't attract the mouse Xiaoqiang so quickly.

What's more, there are often a few dogs here, and occasionally there are cats, and mice dare to come in. Is it because some food packaging bags are broken?

Thinking of this, Shen Yu was not in a hurry to go back, and ordered: "Check whether the packaging is damaged, especially the pet food storage."

"I checked it, and there is no damage. It may have been brought in by a nearby shop."

A new smelly snail noodle shop opened nearby, which smells like a toilet, but there is an endless stream of fanatical diners. Some customers will come directly to stroll after eating, just like a moving durian.

Although the store is across the street, it is possible for Zhi Zhi to come over for a walk occasionally.

"Hey~~~ I'm so angry!" Xiao Guan complained.

Shen Yu looked at his watch, there were relatively few customers during this time period, so he simply said: "Let's clean up in the afternoon, and get off work after cleaning."

"it is good!"

All the clerks are active.

A group of rats outside the door looked at each other.

"Boss, what should we do? Did we startle the snake?"

"...Nonsense. Who went out first? Take the punishment yourself!"

A dingy rascal mouse stood up, grabbed one of its whiskers with its claws in front of the big mouse, and pulled it out forcefully.

"Squeak!" QAQ hurt like hell!

But no matter how painful it was, Lai Pishu didn't dare to complain, and obediently handed the tendril to the sorghum monster.In addition to being beautiful, the beards of mice are also an important olfactory aid, so before the beards grow, this punishment is equivalent to depriving them of the tools to find food, which can be said to be very miserable.

"You reckless idiots, you need to use your brain before you act in the future. What do you call it... Those who succeed must be bold and cautious, must have foresight, and can't act rashly, understand?!"

"Yes, boss!"

Dazhi raised his paws high, and shouted as the boss's second in command: "You all learn to... ouch! Boss, what are you doing?"

Wei Shushu pulled out one of its hairs with one paw: "You are not much better than them, wait for the next action, everyone keep quiet, pay attention to safety, and wait for me to show you my hands!"

Several pairs of small eyes stared closely at the big mouse for an instant, and all of them held their breath.

The sorghum monster held its little claws hard, with a constipated face. After a while, its long tail slowly retracted to its buttocks, and its originally relatively strong body swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming round and its claws became smaller. The sharp mouth became round, and the face was fleshy.

The gray hairy rat suddenly turned into a carved gray guinea pig.After turning into a pig, the sorghum monster also scratched the top of its head with its claws, and smoothed the hair into a chrysanthemum shape to camouflage the pappus.

The little rats didn’t blink their eyes, and after a while, a rat asked, “Boss, how did you become the old pig next door? Aren’t they weak in fighting power?”

Xiao Zhi: "That is, their small claws and two big dies can't eat meat except for cherry tomatoes. What's the use of turning them into them?"

The mouse brothers are very worried, how can such a boss fight with that cat!

"Did I say that I was going to fight it?" Shushu grinned strangely: "Now is a civilized society, and harmony is needed, so I have put down the butcher knife and immediately became a Buddha. Instead of taking the violent route, we must outsmart it."

"???"

"It's called 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'."

She pretends to be a guinea pig and eats cats—all of them are cats. If Xu Maomao is a tiger, there is nothing wrong with it.

The Shu brothers suddenly realized that they were amazed and applauded.The sorghum monster signaled the group to be quiet, and then released a domineering look of "learn a little bit", landed on the ground with four claws, and rushed out aggressively.

The younger brothers thought it was going to start a fight, but after rushing to the door of the pet store, the sorghum monster squatted there, imitating a guinea pig and whimpering a few times.

"..." Calm down, let's take a good look, maybe the boss is holding back his big move while reading the article, and he will start doing it in a while.

Out of admiration for the boss, a group of rats took it very seriously!

Comrade Xiaoguan was mopping the floor at the door, when he heard the cry, he turned his head and saw a fat guinea pig squatting there cutely.

She blinked, stared at it for two seconds, and then screamed: "(*@ο@*) Wow~ There's a guinea pig outside~ It's also a rare gray crested breed! Super cute!"

Shushu Monster is proud of himself: Of course it is cute, this is one of the equipments that he uses to walk around the rivers and lakes, and his unique skills are "cute" and "rare".

Every time he is in a daze, or calls a few times, there will be some stupid and simple humans feeding him food, such as the one in front of him——

Comrade Xiaoguan opened the door with glowing eyes, and walked towards it happily.

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